Why do you have to wait for Brother-in-law Zhuang to take the initiative to harass me? I want that dispensable reserve, which can be eaten as food?

Thinking about her hometown in the poor countryside and the purpose of coming out to join Cousin Su this time, Fairy Hu couldn't help but feel sad......

It seems that she really regrets that she didn't wash Brother-in-law Zhuang's eyes in time, otherwise the romantic kiss scene must be her own. A lot of things are lost in hesitation and waiting, and Fairy Hu doesn't blame herself more. Don't underestimate this inconspicuous kiss scene, it will shorten the distance between herself and Brother-in-law Zhuang, once you break through this thin layer of window paper, then her ambition will be half successful.

I can't just admit defeat, the next opportunity is more, Cousin Su, you wait to see more exciting......

Just when their cousin was thinking nonsense, Zhuang Jinrong, who was taking a bath in the bathroom, hummed a little song proudly, two little fools, no, two stupid melons, one big and one small, and they still want to fight with me, how about it? Blame yourself, right? Fooled? Regret it? Soft-hearted, right? This is a trick of mine, deliberately to make you infighting, otherwise what reason do I have to stay overnight? I can't sleep on the street naked......

Originally.

Brother-in-law Zhuang already knew the purpose of Sister-in-law Hu's prank, which was nothing more than to be coquettish and cute to give herself a chance to justifiably violate her. Of course, he was also ready to carry out the forced kiss scene while he couldn't see it, but as soon as he thought that there was a jealous tigress in the living room, he suddenly made a plan and deliberately yelled to attract Su Laohu's attention. He knew very well that Su Laohu would definitely compete for favor in person and give Fairy Hu a dismount, and he also knew that Fairy Hu would definitely not be convinced in his heart, and he would definitely not back down.

So.

Zhuang Jinrongcai boldly performed a passionate kiss scene, in order to give Su Laohu's vanity and stimulate Hu Xiaoni's revenge.

The two daughters must not tolerate each other, so that he has a lot of room for Zhuang Jinrong's interpretation, and maybe he may even have the opportunity to stay overnight.

Now there is no need to beg them to stay overnight, and they won't let them go if they want to.

Of course.

Zhuang Jinrong is not a fairy, he didn't know in advance that Su Laohu would splash himself with water, but he also thought about the plot of the play, that is, he slipped on the ground, deliberately fell, and made himself swill, and the effect was the same......

Just when Zhuang Jinrong was secretly proud of his cleverness, another cruel reality was placed in front of his eyes, he couldn't get a single strand up and down his body, but how could he go out? I can't take a towel to cover my shame, even if I can cover the front and the back, what should I do? Besides, even if I go out regardless of the drill, where will I stay, I can't stand in the living room and let people buy tickets to enjoy it?......

This time.

can make Director Zhuang, who has always been wise and star-skilled, difficult, and a clever man embarrassed by being unclothed, what can I do?

Just when Zhuang Jinrong was depressed and refused to come out, the two large and small groups in the living room burst into revenge-like laughter.

"Hahaha... Director Zhuang, did you come out? The agency is too clever to put yourself in, right?"

After countless blind thoughts, Su Meinu finally realized the doorway, the feelings of this Zhuang Bad Water are deliberately using themselves, this time the retribution is coming, you just stay in it.

"Hehehehe, brother-in-law Zhuang, how does it feel to be a primitive?"

Fairy Hu also began to echo Cousin Su's spoof.

"Sister and sister are good, be pitiful, even if you give me a bath towel. ”

Zhuang Jinrong was really embarrassed this time, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"No bath towels!"

Su Mengmeng replied angrily.

"No, how could it be? You two big beauties went out bare-chested after taking a shower, hahaha, it's really funny. This time it was Zhuang Jinrong's turn to gain the upper hand.

Thinking of the naked appearance of the two beauties, Zhuang Jinrong began to reverie infinitely.

"Yes, we like stimulation, and you can come out naked if you have the ability. ”

Hu Xiaoni began to tease again.

"You like excitement, are you seduced like this? He's crazy, do you think he can't do it?"

Cousin Su scolded the little cousin in a low voice, sarcastically mocking her childishness.

"Ah, how dare he do this, so where am I hiding?"

Cousin Hu blushed and didn't know what to do.

"Zhuang Jinrong is notoriously shameless, if you don't seduce him, you will be bad, now it's okay, you wait to see him play hooligan. Sure enough, before Cousin Su's words fell, Zhuang Laose found a reason.

"That's what you said, keep your eyes open and look carefully, I'm going to come out on the catwalk. ”

Zhuang Jinrong finally grabbed a life-saving straw and began to scare them.

"If you dare, I'll... I'm just... Take a picture of you and post it online. ”

Hu Xiaoni was in a hurry, and she even thought of this bad move.

"Haha, Zhuang Laose, there is still someone who can cure you. ”

Cousin Su saw that Hu Xiaoni's IQ was not covered, and began to gloat again.

Zhuang Jinrong saw that this trick was not good, and hurriedly lowered the requirements, "There is no bath towel, and it is okay to give a towel, there will not even be a towel." ”

"You think beautifully, there is a towel in the bathroom, you don't have to play your tricks anymore, we won't cooperate with you anymore. Su Mengmeng knew that Zhuang Jinrong was spoofing, but he was not fooled.

"Yes, give you another towel, and you can wear it as two skirts, so we won't be fooled. ”

Hu Xiaoni is also extremely smart, and even thought of Zhuang Jinrong's props.

"That's not necessarily, two towels together can create an image of Japanese sumo. ”

As soon as Su Meinu finished speaking, Hu Xiaoni couldn't stop laughing, "It's still sumo, vomit... Vomit... Disgusting to death. He laughed and vomited exaggeratedly.

"Okay, okay, you have a kind, I don't believe it, I can't get out of trouble without your help, you wait, don't regret it." Zhuang Jinrong really ran out of tricks, and he also began to threaten.

"Don't, let's make three chapters of the law, as long as you don't play hooligans, don't play hard, and can get out of trouble with grace and gentlemen, I'll let you sleep for free all night. ”

Su Mengmeng also deliberately came up with this problem in order to test Zhuang Laose's wisdom, anyway, he can't go home to live like this, so it is better to reward him with a favor and sleep on the sofa.

As soon as Zhuang Jinrong heard that he could sleep with Su Meinu for free for a night, he suddenly came to his senses, "Is this true?

"A gentleman's word, it's hard to ride a horse... As soon as the chasing word "chase" was finished, Cousin Su found that the little cousin waved his hand and signaled that he would not agree, but unfortunately it was too late.

Seeing this, Fairy Hu was also anxious to step forward and whisper, "You have been fooled, your words are ambiguous." ”

Before Hu Xiaoni finished speaking, Cousin Su's face turned red to the root of her ears.

"Ah, really, what's going to be done?"

Just when Su Meinu was very remorseful, Zhuang Jinrong began to feel uneasy again, "There is no evidence, let the little cousin testify." ”

"Ah, I'm here to testify?"

This time it was Hu Xiaoni's turn to open her mouth wide.

My cousin who testified must hate me to death, I don't do anything about this wicked person, I can't joke about my cousin's innocence, Hu Xiaoni thought so in her heart, and was about to refuse, but I saw Cousin Su smile at her mysteriously, suggesting that she could agree.

Since my cousin agreed, then I am an adult, but I didn't expect that Cousin Su, who has always been orthodox and majestic, is still a sullen type, and likes to be stimulated like this, but I pity me, who no one hurts, and I have to cover the quilt by myself, thinking of this Hu Xiaoni, I reluctantly agreed.

"Well, wait a minute, and the show will start immediately. ”

After speaking, Director Zhuang began to look for props.

Can a living person suffocate urine to death? There is no predicament that I can't get out of, Director Zhuang cheered himself up while walking. But the harsh reality told him that there wasn't even a working thong in the bathroom, let alone a shower curtain, except for the sleek tiles and the necessary bathroom settings.

The only knitwear in the whole bathroom was the towel in his hand, and he couldn't tear the towel into a straw skirt, and even if it could be torn into a strip of cloth, how much could that small towel cover? Not to mention how embarrassing it was.

It seems that Su Meinu's IQ is really not blown, she knows that there is nothing in the bathroom, so she is full of confidence to bet. But his big words have already been said, and it is too faceless to admit defeat like this, and he has come over with ease in the wind and waves, so do you have to be trapped here today? Director Zhuang began to be unconvinced again.

He looked up and down, left and right, this small space of less than two square meters, alas, people have mistakes, horses have stumbled, and today's embarrassment is bigger.

It seems that some things are providential, and they are beyond the reach of man......

Director Zhuang thought about Su Meinu's gentle and smooth body, couldn't help swallowing saliva, and sat on the toilet in disappointment to relieve pressure.

After a while of comfort, Director Zhuang picked up the toilet paper and prepared to clean it, when suddenly a flash of inspiration was, I said, there will always be a way to solve it......

Look at our male protagonist and let him finish everything.

Originally.

Zhuang Jinrong's idea is like this, he wants to wrap himself in hand paper, no, not all wrapped, but half-wrapped. He only needs to cover up his shyness with a towel, and decorate the rest of the place with high-grade flexible tissue paper.

Just do it.

Director Zhuang vigorously tore a small towel and used it as a knot to make a racer to cover the private parts, not to mention how great the effect is. After all, the area of the towel is much larger than that of a woman's thong, so the effect is no different from that of a real man's underwear. Anyway, it's all knitwear, which is not only comfortable but also quite sexy.

Then Zhuang Jinrong began to dress up as a gentleman, he spread out the tissue paper to make the shape of a pleated skirt, but the problem is, these paper papers are very narrow, overlapping layer by layer, and they can't be formed without glue, which is difficult Director Zhuang, this is the bathroom, where to get glue?