Chapter 85: The fastest boyfriend in history to be dumped
"Then tell me, what are you doing here?" Xu Yan couldn't help but feel funny, Cao Aiai's mobile phone was still in her hand, not to come to take pictures secretly, but to rub WiFi?
Cao Ai also found that his mobile phone was exposed, and hurriedly hid his mobile phone behind him.
"I'm here to see the view, to see the view. Saying that, Cao Aiai also stretched out a finger and pointed to the big banyan tree next to the music classroom, but the smile on her face that she tried to squeeze out looked very stupid and cute.
And as it turned out, she was indeed stupid.
While Xu Yan and Cao Aiai were talking, Yang Yang had already quietly opened the door of the classroom and walked around behind Cao Aiai.
With a move of the flying dragon to explore the clouds, Yang Yang had no teacher and got Cao Aiai's mobile phone.
A mobile phone screen covered in cartoon stickers shows a colony of penguins.
"Today, Sister Yanyan only cares about dating her husband and doesn't play with us, so angry, I'm going to secretly photograph them. ”
"Yes!"
“+1”
......
"Little (but) love, is the video filmed, don't worry, we will give you penguin coins. ”
"I'm so anxious to wait for the update, and Mr. basically doesn't brush Weibo, we are all counting on you Xiaoai. ”
"Xiao Ai, you are the hope of the whole village. ”
Yang Yang kept flipping up and realized a very serious problem, his wife actually has a fan base, although the number is not much, less than a hundred, but under the drive of Cao Aiai, she is quite active, and at first glance she is a mature iron fan.
"What did Ai Ai shoot? Yang Yang, you bring it to me and show it. Xu Yan saw that Yang Yang got Cao Aiai's mobile phone, so she kept pressing the phone button, flipping through something, and couldn't help but be a little curious.
"When?"
was reminded by Xu Yan, Cao Aiai realized that something was wrong, how was her hand empty, she took her hand in front of her, and found that the phone had long since disappeared.
As soon as she turned her head, she saw Yang Yang holding her mobile phone, and immediately stood on tiptoe to grab it.
"Give it back!"
Yang Yang is half a head taller than Xu Yan, and more than a head taller than Cao Aiai, as long as she raises her hand slightly, Cao Aiai, a petite girl, has no way at all.
However, as soon as Cao Aiai stretched out his hand, he didn't expect that he would easily grab the mobile phone.
"Huh?"
Cao Aiai was still a little unbelievable after grabbing the phone, so she grabbed it?
After Yang Yang deliberately asked Cao Aiai to snatch back her phone, she said to Xu Yan: "Yanyan, what is on her phone is just some videos and photos of us practicing singing just now. ”
Just now, Yang Yang had already seen the members of Cao Aiai's penguin group, and there was no Xu Yan in it.
It shows that this is an underground fan group, and it's better not to let my wife know, and it may be useful to keep it in the future.
"Yes, yes, I was really just passing by and wanted to use my phone to see what you were doing in the music classroom. Cao Ai nodded frantically, but the hand hidden behind his back had already hurriedly fumbled for the exit button on the keyboard of his mobile phone, and quickly quit the penguin.
Xu Yan was afraid that her train of thought would be disturbed in chatting with readers, so she did not form a penguin group.
But Cao Aiai has been secretly pulling people from Weibo and comment areas to form a penguin group.
So this penguin colony has never seen the light, and Cao Aiai is also afraid that Xu Yan will be angry and dare not tell her.
Originally, there was no big deal, but the singing and harmony of the two made Xu Yan change from curiosity to suspicion, staring at the two of them.
Out of a wife's intuition, Xu Yan thought that these two guys must have something to hide from her.
Xu Yan straightened her face, stretched out her two hands at the same time, and said, "Give me both of your mobile phones, and I'll count to three...... One, three!"
Yang Yang had a clear conscience in doing things by himself, grabbed his wife's hand, and slapped the mobile phone into her hand.
Cao Aiai couldn't do it at all, she had a ghost in her heart, so she chose to smear oil on the soles of her feet and run away with a smoke.
While the petite back was far away, she also wanted to cover up and shout:
"Sister Yanyan, you have to believe me, everything I do is for your good. ”
This reaction amused Yang Yang.
My wife's bedroom really has a ghost elf.
Xu Yan couldn't catch Cao Aiai and began to check Yang Yang's mobile phone.
Yang Yang completely looked at the excitement, and touched her with his elbow, "Wife, isn't the usual atmosphere in your bedroom orange?" ”
"Why do you want to eat oranges?" Xu Yan casually glanced at Yang Yang.
"I..." Yang Yang still wanted to tease his wife, but when he saw the danger signal flashing in his wife's eyes, he immediately changed the topic: "I prefer to eat oranges." ”
"Heh, the desire to survive is quite strong, count you through. Xu Yan found that Yang Yang's mobile phone was not hiding anything from her, and she was in a good mood again.
Xu Yan returned the phone to Yang Yang, and when Yang Yang put away the phone, she took out her mobile phone and put it in Yang Yang's hand.
"Husband, I believe you, and in exchange, I let you look at my phone. Xu Yan put her hands behind her back and said with a smile.
What is Cao Aiai doing secretly, Xu Yan doesn't care, as long as her husband hasn't changed, her mood will always be sunny.
Yang Yang saw Xu Yan's obedient appearance, and while checking his wife's mobile phone, he began to complain: "I thought there was any reward, but it turned out to be like this?"
As soon as the words fell, Yang Yang's side face was immediately tapped by Xu Yan with cold lips.
"Are you satisfied?" Xu Yan pretended to be a little embarrassed, and pretended to look in other directions as if nothing happened.
"Not satisfied, I don't have your private photo on my phone. Yang Yang got cheap and sold well, looked at the mobile phone album, and said regretfully.
"Phew, how can I take that kind of photo, if I like to look at it or not, the phone will be returned to me. Xu Yan snatched her mobile phone.
Sometimes she really wonders what is in a man's head, and she hasn't gotten tired of watching it for more than seven years.
......
Cao Aiai, who thought that she had escaped Xu Yan's clutches, ran to a flower bed, picked up her mobile phone and asked her friends for help.
"What should I do, I was caught by Yanyan, and I almost had to be taken away by her. ”
"Poor little love, or you can find a way to snatch Xiaobai Da out of Mr. ”
"In this case, the male protagonist is going to change the female protagonist, and you're afraid that there is a hole in your head. ”
"No, no, I'm talking about an incident in our school, where a girl was really poached into the corner from another boy. ”
"Yes, I've heard similar rumors. ”
"Children, listen to the old aunt's words, what you are talking about is emotional dependence, and it is a disease that can be cured. ”
"Yes, yes, if Xiao Ai digs the corner of Mr., how pitiful Mr. is. ”
"Poor +1"
"Yes...... No, isn't it time for us to take advantage of the situation? ”
"Looking forward to it, come on, little love!"
Cao Aiai: ......
The wind direction in the group gradually became strange, and Cao Aiai could only give up looking for these netizens for help, and sat alone next to the flower bed to worry.
How to explain to Xu Yan that she doesn't want to expose the penguin colony that she has built up with great difficulty.
At this time, Jiang Yu, who was still recuperating from his injury, passed by holding the basketball given to him by Cao Aiai, which made her head flash.
This morning, Cao Aiai, as a representative of thanks, gave the basketball to Jiang Yu, and after saying a polite thank you, she ran away like a rabbit.
Jiang Yu didn't know where to find Cao Aiai, so he could only hold the basketball and go to the basketball court to shoot stupidly.
But soon Jiang Yu discovered a problem, the basketball that Cao Aiai gave him was dirty.
Because it was the first thing Cao Aiai gave him, Jiang Yu felt that he had to cherish it, so he hugged the basketball and prepared to go back to the bedroom, wipe it clean, and put it away.
But as soon as he walked down from the bridge, Cao Aiai suddenly ran over from the flower bed next to him.
"Stop, don't move!" Cao Aiai immediately shouted to Jiang Yu after rushing out.
Jiang Yu froze in place, not knowing what to do.
Cao Aiai slowly approached him, wrinkled his nose, sniffed, made sure that Jiang Yu had no stinky sweat on his body, and no other peculiar smell, broke his hand open, got his own head into it, and then took a picture of the two of them in the same frame.
After filming, with a whoosh, she came out again.
"Okay, thank you for your cooperation, you can go. Cao Aiai looked at the photos on her phone and felt quite satisfied, and finally had a reason to make Xu Yan unable to look at her phone.
"May I ask, why did you do this?" Jiang Yu had already reacted to what was going on, and asked a little nervously.
This was the first time he had close contact with a girl, and it was his arm that touched Cao Aiai's most delicate neck, which left him with an unforgettable experience.
"Don't think too much about it, I have a reason to do this, and it has nothing to do with you. Cao Aiai was worried that Jiang Yu would be serious, so she wanted to add a sentence: "Do me another favor, when I owe you a favor,"
"What?" Jiang Yu walked up to Cao Aiai with some curiosity.
"Squat down a bit...... Yes, that's all. Cao Aiai commanded Jiang Yu to bend over and turn sideways, she tilted her head and said in Jiang Yu's ear:
"If someone asks about your relationship with me, you say you dated me, and then I dumped you. ”
"Huh?" Jiang Yu was completely confused, not understanding Cao Aiai's intentions.
"In short, it's a complete breakup, it's absolutely impossible to chase me in the kind that comes to chase me, you just do it, when I owe you a favor. Cao Aiai has repeatedly emphasized that the current relationship between the two of them is to prevent future troubles.
Jiang Yu nodded with a stiff expression on his face.
He is probably the fastest boyfriend to be dumped in history, and he was dumped without dating.
Touching the basketball in his hand again, Jiang Yu lost the joy of the morning.
He has a feeling that he has never been in a relationship and received a breakup gift.