580 The world needs joy
The live barrage was led astray by the melon-eating netizens who had a huge advantage in numbers at this moment.
In fact, many big events are prone to the same direction, the solemnity of a small number of people and the carnival of most people.
Especially the big events in the tech world.
After all, programmers are a very small group of netizens around the world.
Professionals are shocking with Tim Cook's presentation, but for the melon-eating masses, this is undoubtedly good news from every point of view.
Since the machine can solve the requirements of Apple's big boss so easily, it also means that in the future, the machine can produce more and more abundant high-quality software at a very fast speed, which greatly enriches everyone's software library.
The software demonstrated at today's press conference is also a good thing.
Xin system is like a top state banquet, although it is really good to use, but there are always users who are nostalgic, occasionally want to recall the old time, use this software to switch to IOS, Android and even Blackberry, Symbian is a matter of ten seconds, how convenient!
Of course, for Huaxia netizens, what makes them even more excited is that this product that is enough to change the scientific and technological pattern of the entire era is the first to be launched by Huaxia Company, which is even more exciting than mentioning the four major inventions in ancient Chinese culture.
After all, those glories belong to the past, while quantum computers belong to the present and the future.
So at this time, I saw Sundar Pichai's complete face-changing process on the video, and the Internet was detonated by blood again.
"The smile of the big guy, I just saw the smile of the big guy of Google!"
"Hurry up and a painter to record the picture just now, and in 500 years, its preciousness is definitely comparable to the smile of the Mona Lisa. ”
"I finally understand why I can't be the boss anymore, just the speed of the expression change just now is comparable to the face change in Sichuan opera! Who said that the master is in the people? The master is obviously in the palace!"
"I'm going to imitate the inner activity of Brother Pichai at this time: MMP, Tim Cook, you are really a grandson!"
All kinds of joyful and content-rich complaints made the barrage dense for the first time, not only that, but the $500 million gambling contract between Wang Yufei and Google on Weibo a year ago was quickly turned over.
That's the peculiarity of Internet memory.
On the one hand, the memories of netizens are generally no more than a week, but how hot the event was at that time, as long as it fermented for a week, it would be forgotten by most people. Because there will always be new breaking points that can ignite the enthusiasm of netizens and quickly shift everyone's attention.
On the other hand, no matter how far away it is, as long as it is on the Internet, there will always be countless clues. Because there will always be netizens with better memory, or netizens who like to collect all kinds of information, they will take a lot of pictures there at the first time to remind themselves not to forget.
When another thing breaks out, these ancient memories are often turned out by netizens who have a good memory, so that everyone can quickly know, oh, it turns out that there was such a thing before.
Not to mention that Wang Yufei's bet with Google on Weibo had only passed, and it had been less than a year since it was full.
At that time, Google was in high spirits at its own quantum computer conference, not only unveiling its new and self-proclaimed world's most advanced quantum chip, but also completing about two minutes of quantum computing and announcing to the world that it had mastered quantum supremacy.
At that time, Bitcoin also fell sharply on the same day because of this news.
Then Wang Yufei shouted directly to Google on Weibo, agreeing that a year later, everyone would compete with each other in quantum computers, and made a bet of 500 million US dollars.
Google responded to the offer eight hours later via Google Huaxia's Weibo account, accepting the challenge.
Less than a year after the results, Yuxin Technology's quantum computer was released.
What is different from last time is that before the press conference began, Bitcoin was already sluggish due to various news released in advance, and today when Wang Yufei said something about digital currency at the press conference, it caused panic in the entire currency circle.
While the press conference was still going on, the entire currency circle had begun to fluctuate.
After all, technological breakthroughs are by no means achieved overnight, and the security of digital currencies is required to adapt to the era of quantum computing, and the encryption algorithms and secure channel technologies required are a new challenge for mathematicians around the world.
Digital currencies don't have a strong physical credit backing, and if security is compromised, it's easy to become worthless.
The reason is simple, a wallet that can be stolen at any time, and because of the anonymity there is no evidence to accuse the thief, who will put money in it?
This is indeed a very embarrassing situation for digital currency, even if the whole world knows that it is only the owner of the quantum computer who did it, but when the quantum computer changes all the data, why do you say that it was stolen?
This is the deterrence brought by real quantum supremacy, what are those deterrence demonstrated at the previous Google conference?
Did the $500 million lose unjustly?
And when the $500 million is combined with Sundar Pichai's expression at this time, a feast of online ridicule exclusive to Chinese people is extremely natural.
"Don't say that Brother Chop Chai changes his face quickly, let me tell you, if you lose 500 million US dollars, you may be able to change your face faster than Brother Chop!"
"It's obviously wrong upstairs, if I had lost $500 million, I don't think I'll ever laugh in my life. ”
"Am I the only one who has paid attention to the details, haven't you noticed that Brother Cho Chai's sincere smile has three points of bitterness, two points of melancholy and one point of relief, and the remaining four points are full of relief. Maybe this is exactly the situation that Brother Split wants to see, Google is playing a big game of chess, and the gambling contract back then may be a ploy used by Brother Split to stimulate our Huaxia Company. As the saying goes, there must be brave men under heavy rewards, and I think he just wants to see Huaxia's technology quickly surpass Google, so he made a bet. Speaking of which, I think everyone understands the true identity of Brother Chopchai, that's right, let's introduce him grandly, he is another high-level undercover agent who has successfully penetrated the enemy's internal Indian beauty but is actually a Chinese beauty - Sang Chopchai!"
"Upstairs, if it weren't for you taking the name of a war-sudden-off handsome, I would have believed it!"
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When the Huaxia Internet was reveling because of Sundar Pichai's change of expression, the current president and CEO of Google finally stepped onto the stage, taking Tim Cook's place and standing next to Wang Yufei.
"Hello, Mr. Pichai, thank you for coming to this conference. ”
"It's a great honor for me to be invited to this conference. ”
It's still a bright smile, but if Sundar Pichai knows that his expression has changed just now, and he is being urgently made into an emoji by countless talented Chinese netizens, I don't know if he can still maintain his smile at this time.
"Of course, thank you very much for completing Mr. Cook's unfinished demo and trying to switch to Android from an iPhone. Wang Yufei pointed to the mobile phone on the display table.
Naturally, Sundar Pichai had little resistance to this demonstration.
Not to mention that it is now the era of Xin system dominating the world, even without Xin system, Google definitely does not mind Android can log in to the Apple phone, and even if Tim Cook is willing to give Android a chance, Sundar Pichai can let Android engineers take the initiative to work overtime and provide Apple with a special version.
At least in the European and American markets, Apple has high-quality customers, and it is obviously more beneficial for them to sell ads if they can get used to the Google three-piece suit.
If Apple had relented, Google's stock price would have skyrocketed.
But I never expected that it would be achieved through this way.
Of course, it's not very fun.
He knows very well that in the context of the popularity of the Xin system, this software is of little significance to Google, not to mention that even if this software is really adopted by Apple, when it is thrown into the mobile phone, it will definitely remove Android, Blackberry, Symbian, and other systems, leaving only IOS.
Speaking of which, this opportunity is still rare, and if you want to play Android on your Apple phone today, I'm afraid there won't be too many opportunities, let alone in public. So for this demo, Sundar Pichai is really not resisting.
was stunned before, but I didn't expect him to have the opportunity to show his face at the press conference.
Without hesitation, he picked up his phone and clicked on Android according to Tim Cook's method.
The same loading interface, this time a little slower, took 12 seconds to enter the Android system.
Then came the surprises.
Software developers opted for the original system, and Google's family bucket was all integrated into the system.
Sundar Pichai also logged in to his phone with Google's internal Android test account with great interest, eager to demonstrate all of Google's software.
After all, these software have also been synchronously transplanted to the European and American versions of the Xin system, and advertising for Google on this special occasion today is at least worth the cost of the special plane back and forth.
No one urged Sundar Pichai, but as the president of Google, of course, the big guy still understands the truth of accepting it when he sees it, fiddling with his mobile phone for about six minutes, and after showing the world the wonderful use of Google's family bucket software, he put down his mobile phone, and then did not let Wang Yufei ask rhetorically, so he took the initiative to say: "Very good, switching between systems is very fast and convenient, and the experience is full of points." And to be honest, the Android system also seems to be optimized, and it is very smooth to use. ”
Of course, it doesn't really matter if you have such a review or not.
Everyone saw his operation just now, not only the scene, but also the netizens who watched the live broadcast saw it more clearly. After all, the video signal will be connected to the big screen on the scene from time to time, and what Sundar Pichai has done and how the software is used can be seen clearly.
This also makes the barrage more cheerful.
"Meng Xin didn't understand, so I asked, according to the process, should I shoot the rainbow fart of the software first, or the rainbow fart of Apple's hardware first?"
"Apple has long been outdated, now just need to say that Yuxin is awesome!"
"Young people may not know that about two years ago, there was a software that allowed us to use the IOS system on Android phones, but unfortunately, this software was banned by Apple less than half a year after it was put on the shelves. It is said that the software was developed by Wang Yufei, the boss of Yuxin on the stage. God could have imagined that two years later, Apple would be able to play Android on its mobile phone. I just want to ask, is this what the bigwigs often call an ecological closed loop? Two years to complete an ecological rotation, this is really good!"
"Damn, today's press conference is really a long time to see. The big guys came to the stage one by one to demonstrate the products, I think Apple has made a lot of money, so demonstrate, Iphone12, I'm afraid it won't be sold again. ”
The barrage is still dominated by cheerful streaming, but the main battlefield of the programmers is no longer in the barrage, but on exclusive forums and group chats.
"This software is amazing, is it really developed by a machine? It can't be that Yuxin Technology has already prepared, take it out at this time, right?"
"Prepared early, except for Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai, they are really acting with Yuxin Technology. But do you think it's possible?"
A rhetorical question made this group of programmers instantly deserted a lot.
Yes, programmer is a profession that requires logic, and letting Apple and Google's bigwigs take the stage in person lacks the necessary logical basis.
"That's true, brothers, brother asks, apart from typing code, what other specialties do you have to make money?"
"My girlfriend said I was very long and I didn't know if I could make money. ”
"When is it time to make such jokes?"
"Otherwise, do you want to jump off the building? Now the situation is very clear, don't have illusions, there is only a dead end to learning programmers in the future, when the minimalist programming came out, I knew that this line was unstable, sure enough, but I didn't expect it to be so fast!"
"I've been learning Xin language for half a year, I'm crazy!"
"Brothers, are you all planning to resign?"
"Resign, don't be kidding, at this time, everyone must be stable, the enemy does not move, I don't move is the king, the company layoffs can at least give you an N+1, right?
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The discussions in various groups were very lively, and there were all kinds of heated discussions on the forum, but there was obviously no such atmosphere in the conference room of Little Ribaba.
Everyone gathered on the spot to watch the video of the press conference, and naturally they would not be able to vent as much as they wanted on the Internet.
Talking face-to-face requires a lot of brainstorming.
For example, at this time, everyone is putting themselves in the shoes of a very serious question, if the program that the bigwigs are demonstrating at the press conference is handed over to their team to develop, how long will it take, and whether it can achieve the effect of the current demonstration at the press conference.
This is a very serious issue, and it is indeed very much worth discussing.
The final answer is pessimistic, and the most optimistic answer is that without considering any copyright issues, even in a hundred times the time, it will not necessarily be better than the software being demonstrated.
Yes, a hundred times the time is already a very optimistic estimate.
For so many systems to run stably under Apple hardware, God knows how much time, twenty minutes, it will take to optimize all kinds of optimizations?