"Hello, do you want to buy an excavator?"

"Scared ——?" Li Er's face turned pale, and he quickly turned his head to look behind him.

Behind Li Er is a wall, there is no one at all, and this voice sounded directly from Li Er's mind, Li Er quickly reacted, this cheap tone is the voice of the system.

Li Er's face was happy, and when he came back to his senses, he found that the people at the table were all surprised to see his nervous face.

"Li Er, you.. You're okay!" Ami said with some concern: "Actually, if you can't be a lover, you can still be friends." ”

"Scared ???" Li Er was stunned for a moment, reacted instantly, and followed Ami's wrong words, pretending to shrug his shoulders and laughing: "Yes, yes, of course! It's already miserable to be a lover, but fortunately, you can have one more friend." ”

He Min also smiled with relief.

The atmosphere of the people at the table became harmonious again, but Li Er had something in his heart, chatting absentmindedly, and at the same time calling the system frantically in his heart.

"The system is big, is it your old man?"

“......”

"Grandpa System, are you there?"

“.....”

"System Ancestor, are you busy, or shall I contact you later?"

The system voice did not respond, as if the voice just now was Li Er's auditory hallucination.

"Buy an excavator?" Li Er racked his brains to think about the meaning of the system's words.

Until the end of the dinner, Li Er didn't come up with a reason, could it be a code word like 'the king of heaven and the tiger'?

Chen Jiaju was naturally with Ami, and Li Er was assigned to send He Min home, and the heartless single dog with his mouth wide open didn't feel anything wrong and left alone.

"Li Er, you seem to be a little different today?" The two walked on the road, and He Min asked curiously.

"Really?" Li Er was still thinking about the system in his heart, and smiled perfunctorily: "It may be that I have a new hairstyle, and indeed many people say that I am more handsome than before." ”

He Min glanced at Li Er angrily, of course not because of the hairstyle.

'Ahh

"If you don't want to say it, forget it!" He Min sneered.

"Maybe it's because Jiaju and Big Mouth have been transferred to the CID department, and now I'm the only one left in the patrol team, and I have to rely on myself for a lot of things, and people always have to grow!" Li Er quickly found a reliable reason.

He Min glanced sideways at Li Er and nodded slightly.

......

"Boss, how can these two ghost guys find money when they pay for a hundred dollars?" the guy at the Chaos Restaurant asked the owner in embarrassment.

The shopkeeper turned his head to look at the dining table, and the ghost guy was indeed holding a dollar bill in his hand, and the shopkeeper reached out and stroked his messy curly hair: "Use dollar bills on Hong Kong Island? Since they are so naughty, then you can use RMB to find them money." ”

"Boss, you're not kidding me, are you?" said the shopkeeper with a bitter face.

"Am I playing with you? It's these two ghost guys and ghost women who are playing tricks on you!" The shopkeeper wiped the grease stains on his hands on the apron on his chest: "Where to spend, you should change the local money in advance, I am not used to them, pounce on the mother, call the police, and let the errand solve it." ”

"Hey, second brother, second brother, here, here, hurry up and come over to help solve this international dispute!" The shopkeeper walked to the counter at the door and was about to call the police, just when he saw Li Er walking on the road, he quickly put down the phone and waved and shouted.

"Heizai Chen, what's the matter?" Li Er and He Min walked over together and asked.

Li Er obviously knew the shop guys.

"Second brother, these two ghost guys finish eating and pay the bill with dollar bills, you can help me solve it!" said the shopkeeper immediately.

"Boss, this is my brother from the same estate, he's a policeman!" said the shopkeeper proudly, straightening his back.

The shopkeeper nodded to Li Er.

"Police!" Li Er took out his patrol police ID and raised it to the ghost couple: "Are you two tourists?"

"Yes!" replied the ghost couple as they stood up.

Li Er nodded, he didn't notice that when he took out his police ID just now, the eyes of the two ghosts panicked.

He Min looked at Li Er's back in disbelief, Li Er was affected by the system today, and he was a little careless, he was just asking the two ghosts in English, and he was very fluent.

However, He Min understands that Li Er's cultural level is not high, at least Li Er can't speak English.

"Oh, officer, you speak English, it's great, we are indeed tourists, the exchange of Hong Kong dollars has been used up, can you help pay in US dollars, in terms of exchange rate, we are willing to give in and suffer a little loss." The male ghost guy handed the hundred dollar bills in his hand to Li Er and said.

"OK, OK" Li Er wanted to go home early and call the system, squeezed out the hidden six hundred Hong Kong dollars from the crack of the belt, and planned to exchange them for Hong Kong dollars for the other party: "I only have six hundred yuan, do you agree?"

"Okay! Thank you! It's your hundred dollars!" the ghost man hesitated for a moment and handed the hundred dollar bill in his hand to Li Er.

Now the exchange rate of the US dollar against the Hong Kong dollar is more than seven points, and Li Er, this guy, has earned more than 100 Hong Kong dollars at once.

"You're welcome, it's convenient for you to be with others!" Li Er said and motioned to the store guy to pay the bill for the ghost man, looking like everyone was happy.

"Thank you! goodbye!" the ghost man paid the bill and walked out the door.

"Li Er, there seems to be something wrong with this dollar bill!" He Min looked at the dollar bill in Li's second-hand hand and suddenly spoke.

"I'll go!" Li Er took a closer look at the dollar bill in his hand, what was wrong with this, this was clearly a fake banknote, and it was a very fake kind, a '0' of '100' yuan was thick, and a '0' was a little thinner, Li Er immediately reacted, this is a scam.

At this time, the ghost guy had already stepped out of the Chaos Restaurant.

He Min was about to open his mouth to shout to stop the ghost, but Li Er hurriedly covered He Min's mouth.

There was a worn-out frying pan hanging on the wall of the Chaos Restaurant, Li Er quickly took it off, and said with a smile as he approached the ghost guy: "Hey friend, your shoelaces are loose! ”

"Thank you!" the ghost man subconsciously stopped, looked down at his feet, and his shoelaces were not loose!

As soon as the ghost man turned his head, he saw a pitch-black pot bottom getting bigger and bigger in his sight.

"Bang ——!"

The ghost man was hit in the face by Li Er's frying pan head-on, and his body fell backwards.

"Bang-bang!" Li Er quickly slapped two more pans into the ghost man's face, smashing the ghost man's hooked nose, and the ghost man suddenly fainted.

The female ghost guy who was walking in front turned around when she heard the voice, and her face turned pale when she saw the sudden change, and then she immediately turned around and ran, which frightened Li Er for a moment.

Li Er didn't chase it, he just saw that his money was in the pocket of the ghost man.

"Heizai Chen, get a rope for me!" Li Er, a patrol policeman, has to hand over the police gun and handcuffs to the gun room after getting off work, which is also one of the reasons why he attacked the ghost guy with a heavy hand, this ghost guy is tall and big, Li Er has no pistol on him to scare people, and he has no confidence to knock down the other party at all.

The shopkeeper excitedly took a hemp rope from the back kitchen and ran out, and tied the ghost man's hands behind his back with Li Er.

"Go call the police!" Li Er turned to Heizai Chen and said.

"Okay!" Heizai Chen asked Li Erxiao while making a call: "Second brother, do I count this as assisting the police in handling the case, do I have a chance to get a good citizen reward." ”

Li Er: "......"

"I see that he seems to be putting your money in this pocket of his suit. He Min came over and reminded Li Erdao.

Li Er shook his head with an ugly face: "The money can't be taken back for the time being, these six hundred yuan are now evidence, and some are waiting." ”

He Min looked at Li Er with a different face, he really seemed to be a different person, shrewd and decisive, and so cautious.

Dozens of minutes later, several CID officers arrived at the scene.

"What's the situation?" asked a police officer who resembled Li Xiuxian.

"My own buddy!" Li Er took out his police ID card and subconsciously glanced at the other party a few more times.

Li Er was about to explain, but Heizai Chen had already explained everything to the CID police officers who arrived.

These foreign garbage, they can't get along in their own place, so they come to our Hong Kong Island to cheat, it's really your mother's hi. After listening to Hei Zai Chen's words, the CID officer scolded.

This kind of fraud case of exchanging counterfeit banknotes, their CID department has dealt with it a lot, and most of the victims only found out that they had been deceived afterwards, and the deceived money basically could not be recovered.

"Hey, brother, you're ruthless enough!" The police officer who looked like Li Xiuxian squatted and looked at the ghost's collapsed nose, stood up and stretched out his hand to Li Er and smiled: "Meet me, my name is Ah B, CID department, we are from the same police station." ”

"Hello! I'm Li Er!patrol police!" Li Er also stretched out his hand and smiled, the word 'B' is not very civilized, Li Er looked down at the police ID card that Ah B clipped to his chest, and planned to call the other party's name.

"Li Xuan?"

I'll go, how do you pronounce the word in the middle? Li Er has now gradually revived the memory of the ontology, but the original Li Er was a scumbag, he was on an errand because he was too bad at reading, and he didn't know many words.

Is this Lao Tzu a grudge against him? Otherwise, how could he give him such an incomprehensible name, Li Er can imagine that Li Xunying clocks in and out every day, and just signing his name has to be written on the street.

"Amin, I'm sorry, I'm afraid they'll bother you to help record the confession later. After Li Er handed the counterfeit bill of one hundred dollars to Li Xuan, he turned his head and said to He Min.

"It's okay, I have a lot of time after work. He Min smiled.

"No, no, Second Brother Li, you go first, I'll deal with it here, and I'll go to the CID room tomorrow to make up a copy for me to go through the procedure." Li Xuan Eagle had a brotherly expression, and squeezed his eyebrows at Li Er.

He Min's face turned red, she knew that Li Xuan had misunderstood that she was dating Li Er.

"Thank you!" Li Er hurriedly took He Min's little hand and fled.

Do a line of love and love, Li Er has been studying police rules very hard recently, and knows that whether it is a plaintiff or a witness, it is very complicated and trivial, since Li Xun is willing to help, of course it is the best result.

"Li Er, when did you learn to speak English so fluently?" He Min asked Li Er with a smile as he walked on the road.

"I'll just say a few words, just enough to use, and a few more words will be exposed. Li Er's heart sank, and he immediately touched his nose shyly, and said with some embarrassment.

"Really?" He Min didn't believe it.

"Of course, I'm a friend of you, so I don't want to lie to you, and if it were anyone else, I'd be going to brag about being fluent in six different national languages. Li Er's attitude was very sincere.

He Min faintly felt that something was wrong, but Li Er's expression was so sincere that she was embarrassed not to let go of her doubts for the time being.

"Hello, do you want to buy an excavator?"

“......”

A black line floated on Li Er's forehead, what the hell is buying an excavator?