Chapter 64: Arrested
After selling the guanzi, the woman began to tell her old story:
"It is said that there used to be a big family with two sons. The eldest son was smart and capable, and married his daughter-in-law early. The second son has been a half-fool since he was a child, and he is called Eryanba in me. This second child can eat, sleep and work, but sometimes his brain can't turn, no matter what, he won't do it if he doesn't teach him three or five times.
For this reason, the family has never lived separately. After the two old men passed away, these two fools followed their brother and sister-in-law together.
As the saying goes, men should get married, and women should get married. When this kid became an adult, his sister-in-law did everything possible to save face and told him a daughter-in-law from other places.
Although the daughter-in-law is the daughter of a poor family, she looks strangely beautiful, and whoever sees it praises her. The second fool was also very happy, and happily worshiped the church and entered the cave room. ”
"It's not stupid, and you know how to enter the cave room. Lin He co-authored with her.
"Haha, you wait and listen, you don't know what stupid it looks like if you don't enter the cave room. The woman may have thought of the next plot and couldn't help laughing first.
"Don't just laugh, talk fast. What the hell is that fool, I panicked. Lin He showed great interest and teased her to continue.
"Listen up, you won't be disappointed. The woman couldn't help laughing, unscrewed the thermos cup and took a sip of water, and then continued: "After the second fool married his daughter-in-law, the family began to talk and laugh, and they were very happy and harmonious. But after a while, the new daughter-in-law was depressed, and she didn't see a smiling face all day long.
His sister-in-law is very shrewd, and she has long been careful, seeing that she knows that there may be a problem in that link. When the new daughter-in-law saw her sister-in-law asking like this, she had no choice but to tell her the doubts and melancholy in her heart.
It turned out that it was really as his sister-in-law guessed in her heart, that stupid boy was ignorant of the world, and since he married his daughter-in-law, he has always been a single. Every night, I slipped out of the bed, slept until dawn, and didn't say anything all night, night after night.
After knowing that this was the case, his sister-in-law persuaded her, you don't have to rush, take your time, it will be fine. I'll teach you a method, and you'll say it in the evening: (156 words can only be understood here). The fool was there too. The new daughter-in-law knew that he hadn't untied it, and the effort was in vain. He sighed and fell asleep first.
However, the next day, before the new daughter-in-law complained, the fool went to his sister-in-law to arrange the task. Tell your sister-in-law, sister-in-law, spin and weave quickly.
His sister-in-law understood when she heard this, and when she asked him what was wrong, he learned what his daughter-in-law had said at night. Say'...... , punish me with two feet of white cloth', you are not allowed to spin and weave cloth. When his sister-in-law saw this sincerity, she had to teach him in person, why didn't she punish him and so on.
The fool also understood when he heard it. (Here the pain can only be understood by the 86 words)
When she got up in the morning, her sister-in-law thought she was done, so she asked her new daughter-in-law how she was.
The new daughter-in-law told the fool about the stupidity.
My sister-in-law laughed when she heard this, and said Look at me, an honest brother, you can rest assured now, it's like this at home, and you don't have to worry about it outside. Don't worry, my sister-in-law will teach you two more sentences, and I will attach it to her ear.
After dawn, the fool still ran to his sister-in-law to arrange the task. Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, hurry up and make cakes.
When his sister-in-law asked him what he was doing, he said his daughter-in-law said, '...... , punish me for turning around in the South Seas. When my sister-in-law heard this, she knew that she had to be taught. He gestured and told him what was going on, and asked him if he understood?
In the evening, as soon as he got out of the house, his sister-in-law was arrested.
It turned out that his sister-in-law understood that this was a key move, and she was afraid that the fool would make another mistake, so she hid outside the door to take precautions.
Seeing the fool's panic, the sister-in-law first praised him for two sentences to stabilize his mind, and then said a few words of order.
The fool nodded again and went back to the house. (356 words that can only be understood here)
The sister-in-law let out a sigh of relief, threw her chopsticks and ran back to the house. ”
At this point, the woman also breathed a sigh of relief. The people in the car also let out a long or short breath.
After waiting for a while, the man said, "So this story is so long." Why didn't you finish telling me that night, the rest will be more exciting!"
"You're not stupid, you can wait for me to finish telling you. The woman glanced at the man.
Lin He couldn't help but say, "It's good to have a sister-in-law." Our oyster porphyry is eaten for nothing. ”
Chang Xin listened and glanced at Lin He again.
Gulan had been recuperating with his eyes closed. Everyone in the car thought she was asleep, but in fact, she heard everything in the car clearly.
She is not in the habit of sleeping in the car. Unless she is particularly tired, or when she gets in the car immediately after lunch, she will squint for a while, and she will not be able to sleep at other times.
Probably because of a woman's sense of self-defense and to avoid showing indecency, she always has a sense of insecurity in the car. Now sitting in the front seat of the car is even more so.
But she has a kind of ability, that is, closing her eyes in the car can be the same as really falling asleep, and ordinary people can't feel it if they don't deliberately try it.
The story of the sister-in-law teaching the fool just now, Gu Lan naturally heard it. Coincidentally, she had heard this story when she was a child. It was when I was a child in the wheat field in my hometown, when many people were enjoying the cool air together at night, a man named Erbatou spoke to a large group of adults. She lay on the straw as if she were asleep. Adults probably thought she was asleep and didn't avoid her.
She had heard a lot of stories like this, but she didn't understand what it meant at the time. But children have a strong memory, and what they have heard will never be forgotten for the rest of their lives. In particular, this kind of thing that I don't understand, but it is very fresh and incredible, I will never forget it. Sometimes when I'm fine, I turn it out and have a reminiscence.
When I know what's going on when I get older, whenever I think about it, it's always more exciting than the episodes I saw in books, and sometimes it can become a product of help. So, every detail has been chewed over and over again, how can you forget it. But now it sounds like I've pulled my hair countless times, and it's a little boring.
I just think that the woman used this story to take down the man, which can be regarded as opening a new chapter.
Some people are wise in a hurry, some are wise in danger, some are wise in distress, and some are wise in love. What does this woman say, it can be regarded as a desire to create wisdom. This desire to make money can really make people do everything, and tap people's potential, stimulate and stimulate to the peak.
It's just that the poor man is still obsessed with hearing enough. On second thought, the man might have been waiting for the story to begin. This man and woman are truly wonderful, who can tell.