Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Cousin Testifies
"Our bet is like this, in order to stimulate you out of trouble, I say this, if you can come out of the bathroom gracefully, I will let you sleep for free. Since the traitor Hu Xiaoni was forced by you to say the word against her conscience, then follow it, I will admit it, and I will go to bed with you later. But you don't believe me, even if I swear, you still don't believe it, for the sake of double insurance, you pulled Hu Xiaoni and said something empty and unsubstantiated for your little cousin to testify, Hu Xiaoni didn't dare not agree because of your obscenity, right?"
Su Mei clearly recreates the scene at that time.
"You are worthy of being a graduate of a prestigious university, and you have a good memory, and what you say is exactly right, but what does this mean? ”
Zhuang Jinrong summed up triumphantly.
"Hehe, that's not necessarily, you carefully string these details together and think about it, this is a complete bet, and it is not valid to dismantle it alone. Especially the last sentence, you have a good taste of body odor, hahaha, Xiao Zhuangzi, fight with your sister, you are still very tender. ”
After saying that, Su Meinu sat proudly on the edge of the bed, crossed Erlang's legs, and waited to see the joke.
"What? strung together, still complete, can't be taken apart, and the last sentence?"
This time it was Zhuang Laose's turn not to be calm, he repeated the last sentence thoughtfully, "There is no evidence, let the little cousin testify, there is no evidence, let the little cousin testify... Ah, I see, you're gambling on the scene. ”
Zhuang Laose shouted in shock, which really startled Hu Xiaoni, "What's the matter?" Brother-in-law Zhuang, isn't it right for me to help you?" Hu Xiaoni hurriedly gaged to show her merit.
"We two big fools have been tricked by this Su fox. ”
Zhuang Jinrong joked that iron does not become steel.
"How is it possible? I obviously betrayed Cousin Su to fulfill your good deeds, how can I be stupid? I don't eat much stupid eggs. ”
This time it was Hu Xiaoni's turn to pretend to be stupid.
"Hey, don't talk about this stubble anymore, the more you draw it, the darker it gets, it's a shame!"
Zhuang Jinrong deliberately said bitterly.
I didn't expect that I would play for others all day long, but today I was planted in the hands of Concubine Su Aifei, and I was not convinced!
"Hehe, you two big villains, no, a big villain and a little villain, stop singing and acting in harmony, I'll ask you a word, are you convinced?"
The Sou beauty began to ravage them again with a victorious attitude.
"Take, serve, take it orally. Mr. Zhuang took the lead in raising his hand to express his surrender, "The game within the game, the plan in the plan, the mission impossible, the play within the play, is the style of my finance department!"
After saying that, he began to applaud.
"I'm not convinced, I don't even know where we lost?"
Hu Xiaoni is also modest and honest.
"You're not convinced, are you?"
Cousin Su began to ask rhetorically.
"Well, you let me die. ”
Fairy Hu also let it out.
"Don't... Don't..."
Zhuang Jinrong looked at poor Hu Xiaoni and was embarrassed to listen.
"Well, don't regret it, these are inappropriate plots for children, don't blame me for not reminding you. ”
Cousin Su began to remind Hu Xiaoni again.
"You don't have to scare me with children, just say it. ”
Hu Xiaoni is not afraid of scare, she has her own little Jiujiu.
"Since Zhuang Laose has admitted that this is a scene bet, let's reproduce it in its entirety to some unconvinced people. After speaking, Su Mengmeng took off his pajamas, wore a three-point style and got into Zhuang Laose's quilt, and explained to Fairy Hu while drilling, "This is the effect of your betrayal of me, and finally as you wished, I came in and slept with him." Since this is a complete bet, so far the bet is only halfway through, and the rest is up to you. ”
"What? I, how can I still have my business? Am I not in the plot of 'with' me? My proof is done..."
Fairy Hu also began to use strong words.
"No, no, this is the second half of the gambling contract, although you keep saying that you have proved it, but the scene in the second half is, empty words, the little cousin testifies, now please come up and testify. ”
Cousin Su was also unashamedly invited.
"If you go up, you will go up, who is afraid of whom. ”
Hu Xiaoni was not afraid of Cousin Su's agitation, and after speaking, she couldn't get out of the quilt with her hands and feet.
"Well, how did you cheat? You have to come out and testify. ”
This time it was Cousin Su's turn to be dissatisfied.
"Ah, and, isn't it just that you are sleeping together?
Fairy Hu came out again unconvinced, and looked at Cousin Su with ill intentions.
"Cut, this is a scene bet, you don't count if you don't watch a single step, and the wonderful scene hasn't started yet. Cousin Su began to deduce with ulterior motives again, she looked at Zhuang Jinrong with bad intentions and said hatefully, "This time it's time for you, an old rascal, to play, according to your filthy psychology, since you tried your best to get me to bed, it must not be as simple as warming the bed, you must do something inappropriate for children, so Zhuang Laose has to witness it in person no matter what Hu Xiaoni does, otherwise this gambling contract will not count." Before Cousin Su's words were finished, Hu Xiaoni was ashamed not to want it, and couldn't stop smiling while hiding in the quilt and said, "I don't look at it, I don't look at it, I don't want to see anything about your adults, I'm ashamed." ”
"Hahaha, there is no evidence, my little cousin is here to testify, why are you embarrassed again? Didn't you just be embarrassed and want to frame someone else's innocence?"
This time it was Cousin Su's turn to fight back.
"I don't listen, I don't listen, my ears are blocked, I can't hear anything, it's all the big bad guy forced me to say, I'm an accomplice at most, and I should be punished lightly. I... I'm still young, not old enough to be punished, beg Su Laohu, no, Cousin Su spare me, I will never be a traitor again. ”
Hu Xiaoni said so much in a trembling voice, but it made Sister Su angry.
"What? You scold me Su Laohu? Okay, you dead girl who eats inside and out, see that I don't tear your mouth apart!"
For a while, the wolf smoke was everywhere, the white faded and flew chaotically, Shuangfeng was deformed, and the inner cool shrank, and a fragrant and glamorous drama that made people's blood flow was staged. Brother-in-law Zhuang was eating tofu beautifully while pulling the shelf, not to mention how cool and crooked that scene was......
Just when Zhuang hooligans kept stealing incense and jade, Hu Xiaoni was reluctant, she smiled breathlessly and said, "Su Laohu, how many hands do you have, why is there still a hand touching my ass?"
"You still say me, how many legs do you have, why do you still have a foot on my Hun Pu?"
Su Laohu's fierce battle was in full swing, and he began to find out clearly.
"Ah, it's Zhuang Laose!" The two beauties finally reacted, immediately stopped playing, and stared at Zhuang hooligans with red faces and asked in unison, "What are you doing?
"I... I didn't do anything, no... No... Is it for you?"
Zhuang Laose saw that this matter had been exposed, and hurriedly talked nonsense.
"What about coaxing a three-year-old child, you wish we could fight until dawn, you are so oily and appreciative, right?"
It was still Cousin Su's poisonous mouth, and she suddenly said through Zhuang Lao's ghost tricks.
"You are a dead pervert, you dare to take advantage of the fire to rob and beat him! ”
Hu Xiaoni hates people the most and takes advantage of the fire to rob, if you want to come, you can come alone, what's the matter?
Look at what our little beauties are thinking? Thinking about something immodest at a young age......
Cousin Su was angry, and when she heard that the little cousin was going to join forces to fight Zhuang Laose, not to mention how active she was, she hurriedly kicked her legs and clenched her fists to help.
For a while, a melee of chickens flying and dogs jumping, because it was two dozen and one old color, it quickly took over, "Aunts and grandmothers, spare me, I can't cover my I-pants if you make trouble." ”
"What?Itsu-pants? Hahaha, it's really funny, you're really a talent, and you know how to make panties!"
Su Laohu sat on Zhuang Laose's face, not to mention how proud he was.
"I'm not just a talent, I'm also a gentleman, no matter how poor and difficult it is, I have to maintain my image. ”
Zhuang Laose was almost out of breath when he was overwhelmed, and he was also laughing at himself with difficulty.
"Hee-hee, old rascal, he's really wearing a racer, which is much stronger than my cousin's thong. ”
Hu Xiaoni was riding on Brother-in-law Zhuang's buttocks when she saw the towel version of the racer, and hurriedly teased them with bad intentions.
"Looking for a fight, where did I get my thong? I don't know who it is, I even wear black ding to try on clothes!"
Cousin Su is not a fuel-efficient lamp, although now they are working together to fight Zhuang Laose, it is also necessary to beat Hu Xiaoni at every turn. "Hahaha, you said you didn't wear a thong, what is the difference between your current situation and a thong?"
Although Zhuang Laose was pressed and couldn't move, his eyes were still very poisonous, and he found at a glance that Su Mengmeng had shrunk into the crack of his ass due to too much force, which was no different from the effect of a thong, so he couldn't stop striking.
"Hehehehe, really, your inner cool has shrunk to..."Before Hu Xiaoni finished speaking, Cousin Su stood up from Zhuang Laose's face and tore Hu Xiaoni's mouth, "Let you say, make you laugh, who are you with, you are the worst Sao Nizi!"
"Okay, good, I beg for mercy, I beg for mercy, I don't dare to say a thong anymore!"
Hu Xiaoni winked mischievously at Brother-in-law Zhuang, not to mention how cute she looked. In my heart, I'm here to help you out, what's the good thing to think about me......
The extended version of the extrication drama is finally over.
Zhuang Jinrong touched his face that was about to be flattened, and couldn't stop laughing at himself, "Why is it always me who is injured!"
"Why else, because you're cheap!"
Su Meinu was also joking while tidying up her mess.
"That's not right, if you are cheap, you are invincible, which means that you are not cheap to the end!"
Hu Xiaoni began to tease Brother-in-law Zhuang again.