Chapter 872: Xiao Guo and Yun'er's "Male God and Goddess" (I)
"You're really my own father, didn't you say that we would settle this matter in private, why did you come to the stage again to talk about it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info"As soon as he came to power, Xiao Guo complained like Lao Guo with a depressed face.
"Child, how many times has Dad handed you over, we are not afraid to say anything, just take this opportunity to let our parents help evaluate the theory. "Lao Guo's face is all for your good.
"Child, I really don't blame your father for this, didn't the master say you, did you do things like this?" Teacher Yu also rarely educated Xiao Guo with Lao Guo.
"Then Master, what do you say I should do?" For Xiao Guo, it was obvious on the stage that Mr. Yu's words were much more useful than Lao Guo's.
"Why don't you introduce the goddess to the master, I, who is the master, have never taught you to eat alone, although I said that there are no taboos between the two of us when I was apprenticing, but at least respecting the master is still very necessary, how can I not know the master if there are good things?" Teacher Yu began to complain that Xiao Guo didn't know how to share.
"Of course, the master will never rob you, but as an apprentice, you should ask me, the master, if you talk to me in advance, can you still have this thing? Teacher Yu felt that Xiao Guo was still too young, and he didn't know who was far away and who was close at the critical time.
Guo's father and son gave Mr. Yu a look of contempt, and the angry Mr. Yu immediately said that he didn't care about this matter, and when the peacemaker was still in trouble, could they still play happily together?
Lao Guo hurriedly comforted the frenzied Teacher Yu, and Xiao Guo also happily admitted his mistake and made a review.
"Didn't I say that you father and son, what kind of glorious thing is this? When the father is embarrassed to come on the stage and say, the son is still talking to the father and the master in front of so many audiences, do you want to die or how to move? Teacher Yu said indignantly, Lao Guo and Xiao Guo used very consistent actions to express that they knew they were wrong.
"Who is it because of your father and son, isn't it good that you two don't play when you are in China? I haven't fought because of this, why did something happen when I came to South Korea?" Mr. Yu decided to ask about the situation and then prescribe the right medicine.
The loud boos from the audience reminded Mr. Yu that he had leaked his mouth, and Mr. Yu immediately said that he was talking nonsense just now, and what he said did not go through his brain at all.
"Master, let me tell you, he really doesn't blame me for this, our Yunde Club didn't come to South Korea to perform this time, why did you say that my goddess was the invited Korean guest. Xiao Guo said with an aggrieved face.
"How do you talk nonsense day by day, don't you always say that your master is the goddess in your heart?"
"Go, you play while playing, and then my gender is suspicious if you say this, first the old couple, then the grandmother, and then the main palace Niangniang, and now she is still a goddess, do I want to go to Thailand to cooperate with you." Teacher Yu said that the worst thing in the world is to partner with Lao Guo and say that there is no one of cross talk.
"Son, you said it yourself, is Dad talking nonsense? Didn't you say that Teacher Yu is your goddess?" Lao Guo was still very happy to be able to deviate from the topic.
"I seem to have said this, but I said that I respect Master as my goddess, and I didn't say that I treat Master as a goddess. Xiao Guo said that he resolutely could not carry this pot, and in order to win the battle for the goddess, he must enlist the help of his master.
"Okay, okay, don't worry so much, the child's heart is good, but the words are a little inappropriate, let's continue what we just said." For Xiao Guo's answer, Mr. Yu is quite satisfied.
"My goddess is here, what a rare opportunity this is, I begged my father, saying that I should perform on stage with the goddess, Master, do you say that my apprentice is asking too much?" Xiao Guo looked like he was about to cry and accused Lao Guo.
"It's not too much, Master was also young, although we didn't have the word goddess at that time, but there were still similar situations, it's normal for you to have such a request, it's not too much at all. "Teacher Yu, I have the same experience and understand you very well.
"No, senior brother, you can't just listen to one-sided words, Xiao Guo's request is not excessive, but my consideration is also reasonable. Lao Guo said with an aggrieved face.
"What's the point for you? Isn't it just that you want to perform with the goddess? Xiao Guo complained with a dissatisfied face.
"Shut up, I'll clean up when I get home." Looking at Lao Guo's appearance, if he hadn't forcibly pulled the sleeves of Mr. Yu's clothes, he would definitely be able to stage a show of filial piety under the stick.
"We can't do this, how can we talk about it and start it? Degang, don't worry, one of you two is my brother and the other is my apprentice, I promise to be impartial and fair. Teacher Yu was very helpless to be forcibly persuaded to fight, he wished that the two of them could fight on the stage.
"Look, I think that such a famous star can come to the small stage of our Yunde Club, so you should be cautious. Lao Guo began to state his considerations.
"That's right. ”
"Then how can you show prudence?" Lao Guo then asked.
"How do you embody it?" Teacher Yu habitually entered the teasing mode again, and Xiao Guo on the side grinned, and sure enough, he was completely right when he chose to tease him.
"First, in terms of cross talk, I decided to create a new joke myself. Lao Guo looked smug and was booed from the audience.
"That's a good idea, but what about the second?"
"The second is the problem of partners, we have a lot of actors in Yunde Club, and those who come to South Korea are famous for their prices, in order to reflect the importance of it, we must choose the best partner, and this is the best, hehe. Speaking of this, Lao Guo smirked a few times, and everyone understood his consciousness, this is the best and most famous one must be his Lao Guo.
Teacher Yu thought for a moment, then nodded, he felt that what Lao Guo said was quite reasonable.
"Apprentice, your father's consideration is also right, and compared to your father, you are a little childish, you just want to be happy with your goddess on stage, and your father is starting from the overall situation, I think you should listen to your father in this matter. Teacher Yu's words made Xiao Guo show an expression of disbelief, how could his master turn against him after such a while.
It is impossible to break Lao Guo without the help of the master, so Xiao Guo said from another angle: "I admit that my father's considerations are reasonable, but these are his subjective considerations, he has said that such a famous star may not care about what he says on stage, whether it is good or not, whether it is a partner with a famous cross talk actor, maybe people just want to experience the art of cross talk physically and mentally." ”
"Well, that's right. Teacher Yu felt that what his apprentice said was also very reasonable.
"According to the meaning of your book, if your partner is you, you will be happy? If your partner is me, my whole body will be awkward? There is a saying that ginger is still old and spicy, in other aspects, I may have to obey the old, but you are not good at cross talk at all. Lao Guo said confidently.
"My father, alas, do you know that this world is based on faces? Only people who are destined to starve to death by their faces will eat by their talents, and I can't compare with your ability in cross talk, but you are not on the same level as me in terms of appearance. Xiao Guo threw out his own opinion.
The situation soon became a public saying that the mother said that the mother was reasonable, and even the notary teacher Yu felt that the considerations of both sides were reasonable, and there was no result at all in such an argument.
"Alas, alas, you father and son rest first, can you listen to me. Teacher Yu interrupted the debate between the two.
"Senior brother, you say, your heart can't be deviated. After saying this for a long time, Lao Guo felt that he should rest.
"Master, I'm your own son, your own apprentice, you can't help or not help your relatives. Xiao Guo also made a tired expression.
"Logically speaking, Lao Guo's truth is more tenable. As soon as Mr. Yu's words came out, Lao Guo smiled.
Teacher Yu signaled Xiao Guo to be calm and then said: "But as a father, you should let your son order, and Xiao Guo is very right, people come to our Deyun Club just to have fun and be happy, I have seen your image for many years to get used to, and it is a little embarrassing for you to let the goddess accept it quickly." ”
"I think so, you invite the goddess in your mouth, ask the opinion of the person himself, and let me see what kind of goddess makes the two of you have no father and son in love. Without waiting for Guo's father and son to express their contempt, Mr. Yu made his suggestion.
"Senior brother, you mean that whoever she says is who she is. Lao Guo asked after a pause.
"That's right, there are so many people in the audience to testify, and no one can play tricks. Teacher Yu nodded and said.
"Thief, do you agree?" Lao Guo felt that Teacher Yu's proposal was very good.
"Master, do you mean that our father and son will PK in front of the goddess, and whoever the goddess is willing to find as a partner will stay on the stage?" Xiao Guo also felt that Teacher Yu's proposal was good, and he had obvious advantages in positive PK.
"Thief, do you dare?" Lao Guo began to provoke.
"Don't dare to do grandson. Xiao Guo unceremoniously countered, even if this word is still inappropriate.
Lin Yun'er, who was dressed in a red coat, finally came to the stage in Xiao Guo's shouting, different from the look seen in the photo, Yun'er who appeared at this time also wore a horse coat, not to mention that she was really handsome in such a dress, of course, this also has a lot to do with Yun'er's makeup today, makeup is really a magical thing.
As soon as Yun'er came on stage, Teacher Yu entered a sluggish state, and even Yun'er didn't react at all when she greeted him.
Xiaofeng felt that Lao Guo and Teacher Yu were too face-saving, not only used so much to pave Yun'er's debut, but also sacrificed their own image to set off Yun'er, although there is no image at all for cross talk actors, but this is also quite rare.
"Alas, senior brother, wipe your saliva, it's almost flowing to your feet. Lao Guo shook his hand in front of Teacher Yu's eyes, and reminded Xiao Guo that if Teacher Yu was not awake, he should be ready to pinch people and do artificial respiration.
Under Lao Guo's shout, Teacher Yu finally sobered up, wiped the non-existent saliva with his hand, and then smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum, wiped his hands on the front of the coat, and then shook hands with Yun'er excitedly, Yun'er gave Teacher Yu a hug very generously, and the three of them on the stage leaked completely different expressions.
"Then your name is Lin Yun'er, right? Teacher Yu asked in a small whisper.
"Yes, I'm Lin Yun'er. I like to listen to Mr. Yu's cross talk. Yuna interacted with the audience and replied in Chinese.
Yun'er's Chinese was unanimously praised by the three, and Xiaofeng felt that the three people's plays were fake.
"Are you interested in learning cross talk?" asked Teacher Yu expectantly.
"Haven't I already learned?" asked Yun'a, a little confused.
"I mean to learn it formally, that is, to learn it seriously from a teacher, and learning cross talk is still very promising. "Teacher Yu behaved like a weird man who tricked a little girl at this time.
"Senior brother, you're not right, if you want to apprentice, you also worship me. As soon as Mr. Yu said this, Lao Guo quit, and after complaining about this old chicken thief, he got involved.
"Yun'er, it's not good to worship him, he has hundreds of apprentices, how can he have so much energy to teach you, I'm different, my apprentices can teach you very seriously. "Teacher Yu began to follow the temptation.
"And if you worship me as a teacher, you are the same brother and sister as Xiao Guo. Seeing Xiao Guo's dissatisfied look, Teacher Yu hurriedly looked at him, now is not the time for master and apprentice to fight, the most important thing is to eliminate Lao Guo, the biggest enemy, first.
The informative title of senior brother and sister made Xiao Guo compromise, and Xiao Guo found that he could accept whether Lao Guo succeeded in accepting apprentices or Teacher Yu successfully accepting apprentices, one was his father's female apprentice, and the other was a brother and sister in the same school, Xiao Guo felt that it was better to let the old couple fight, he just waited for the fisherman to profit, he said countless times that his biggest advantage was his youth, and now he was all the people in power in Yunde Society.
"Yun'er, if you really want to apprentice, worship me, you are a hundred senior brothers, if someone bullies you, your senior brothers can drown him with a mouthful of spit" Lao Guo tried his best to say the benefits of having more senior brothers in the same school.
"But my brother-in-law and the two teachers call each other brothers, if I worship the two as teachers, the relationship is too complicated, and I don't have the intention of changing careers, let's talk about cross talk, can the four of us talk together?" Yun'er threw the pot to Xiaofeng with a distressed face, Xiaofeng felt that Lao Guo and Teacher Yu were too bad to think of such a bridge.