Chapter Forty-Seven: The Castration Crisis
Nothing to be angry about.
Lin Hong also knew that Aunt Liu Rope was dedicated to Liu Anshuang's good, but her behavior was a little excessive.
"Xiaohong, come and sit. Liu Muchun beckoned Lin Hong to sit down.
In the past, Uncle Liu would call himself Uncle from time to time, but now only Xiaohong is left to be kind.
"This is my cousin, and I just got it back. Lin Hong turned his head to look at Wu Xiaohua, who was holding his hand.
"Sit down, your cousin is not an outsider. Liu Muchun waved his hand.
Liu Anshuang snorted lightly and couldn't wait to move her chopsticks.
Sitting down, Lin Hong looked at a table of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and couldn't help but smile, this is much better than the last time he came.
Halfway through the wine, Liu Rope bumped Liu Anshuang with his elbow: "Silly girl, it's up to you." ”
"I'm full!"
Unexpectedly, Liu Anshuang directly put down her chopsticks, wiped her mouth, and trotted up to the second floor.
Liu Cheng sighed, looked at Lin Hong, who had already drunk too much and was calling him a brother, and his husband, thinking about what to do.
Rubbing her head, she had an idea.
"Xiaohong, it's so late today, and you've drunk so much, so let's stay?"
"I ...... Hiccup, I have to take care of my cousin, I have to go back. Lin Hong's face was flushed, and he was already a little delirious after only two glasses of white wine.
This wine is definitely Uncle Liu's treasure, and it makes people want to stop.
Liu Cheng did not give up: "Your cousin handed it over to me, and I will stay in a guest room with her to take care of her." ”
"And who do I sleep with?"
Liu Muqing was drunk at this time.
"You dead ghost, go to sleep by yourself, Xiaohong, this matter is settled. Liu Cheng glared at Liu Muchun.
"That'...... All right. ”
Lin Hong nodded, it was so late anyway.
Wait, it seems like it's not eight o'clock now, right?
Shook his head, no matter what time he is, there is wine today and drunk today: "Uncle Liu, you will be my eldest brother in the future, cheers!"
"Good brother!"
Liu Muchun patted Lin Hong on the shoulder, and poured himself and him a full cup.
"Big brother, drink less......" Wu Xiaohua tugged on Lin Hong's sleeve.
"It's okay, brother can drink!" Lin Hong grinned, squeezed his eyebrows at Wu Xiaohua, and looked so funny that he actually made Wu Xiaohua laugh.
"Come, Auntie take you back to your room, let the two of them drink here. ”
Liu Cheng stepped forward, picked up Wu Xiaohua, and went upstairs.
By the time I was full, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.
Lin Hong patted his stomach, satisfied, and almost fell as soon as he stood up.
"Xiaohong, I'll help you back to your room. Liu Cheng hurriedly came, she had already put Wu Xiaohua to sleep.
"Let me tell you, in fact, I have a system, I am powerful, and I can also have money. Lin Hong was supported by the willow rope and walked upstairs.
"Yes, yes, you're amazing. ”
Liu Cheng helped Lin Hong all the way to a door, opened the door, and then threw him in.
Hurriedly closed the door, took out the screwdriver from her pocket, and unscrewed all the screws on the doorknob, and then went to care about Liu Muchun's dead old man with satisfaction.
In the room, Liu Anshuang, who was dressed in pajamas and was looking in the mirror, looked at Lin Hong who was lying on the ground, and his face was not good.
stepped forward, she kicked Lin Hong's ass with her foot: "Hey, you went to the wrong house, go out, don't pretend to be dead!!"
But at this time, Lin Hong was already unconscious and fell asleep.
"Really, are all men stupid pigs!?" Liu Anshuang puffed up and stepped forward to drag Lin Hong to his room.
But when she looked at the doorknob, the doorknob fell straight down.
"I'm so angry!" Liu Anshuang threw the doorknob in his hand aside and stomped his feet angrily.
"Mom!!!Dad!!" she tapped her hand on the door.
The next room.
Liu Muchun was just helped to the bed by the willow rope: "The girl seems to be ...... It's calling us. ”
"As long as you have a lot to do, don't worry about it!"
Liu Rope took off Liu Muchun's clothes angrily.
At this time, Liu Anshuang's hands were a little painful when she slapped the door, she had no choice but to walk to the table, picked up her mobile phone and called her parents, but after waiting for a long time, no one answered.
What's going on today?!!
"It's all your fault!" Liu Anshuang stepped forward and stepped on Lin Hong's ass with her foot.
Soft ......
She stepped on it for a while, then she also lost her breath and began to think about what to do.
Don't want to contact others tonight, but you can't let Lin Hong sleep on the ground like this, he will catch a cold.
"Hmph, that's a bargain for you. Liu Anshuang was so angry that he could only let him sleep in his own bed.
She squatted down and wanted to help Lin Hong up, but found that she couldn't help him up at all.
"Really, why are you so fat!"
Liu Anshuang was a little annoyed.
If Lin Hong is awake, he will definitely cry out for being wronged, his body size is very standard, but your strength is too small!
Half an hour later.
Liu Anshuang used various postures, and finally, she squatted down and pushed Lin Hong onto the bed from below.
"I'm so tired!!" Liu Anshuang lay directly on the ground because of the reaction force, and couldn't stand it for a long time.
"I really want to take a shower......"
She was drenched in sweat now, but the bathroom was on the first floor, and the door couldn't be opened.
It's all your fault!
She glared at Lin Hong, who was sleeping soundly on the bed.
Immediately, she stood up and was about to stretch her waist, but found an extremely serious problem.
Where do you sleep?
You can't sleep on the floor, and there's no extra quilt to lay on the floor......
It's annoying!!
"You sleep on the right, I sleep on the left, if you dare to cross the line, I will castrate you!" Liu Anshuang looked at Lin Hong, angry.
Lin Hong, who was originally asleep, suddenly shuddered, as if he had a cold.
The bed was huge, it was meant to be a double bed, and it was easy to sleep two people.
Liu Anshuang was dressed in pajamas, turned off the light, and lay on the left half of the bed, just covered with the quilt, but heard Lin Hong sneeze next to him.
Older men don't get sick so easily, do they......
Liu Anshuang thought so, but heard Lin Hong sneeze again.
"I know, cover it for you!" she threw the corner of the quilt over and put it on Lin Hong, then turned around and turned her back to Lin Hong.
0:00 a.m.
Both of them fell asleep.
One o'clock in the morning.
Liu Anshuang crossed the "boundary" and was already sleeping next to Lin Hong.
Three o'clock in the morning.
Lin Hong's arm was pillowed by Liu Anshuang.
Five o'clock in the morning.
Lin Hong opened his eyes and slept very uncomfortably, he always felt that something was pressing on him.
But when he saw the reason clearly, he immediately closed his eyes, if he woke up first, he would definitely be beaten half to death.
I saw Liu Anshuang lying on his arm.
That's not all, she slept very dishonestly, and a pair of legs were completely pressed on herself.
"What happened after getting drunk yesterday?" Lin Hong felt that he must be dreaming.
But Liu Anshuang's steady breathing blew from time to time, and the long and smooth hair pressed against his face, didn't it feel like a dream?
It's pretty cute......
Secretly opened his eyes a little, looking at Liu Anshuang's sleeping face, Lin Hong chuckled at the corner of his mouth.
Do you want to get out of here without a teleportation charm?
Just as he was about to do this, Liu Anshuang seemed to feel uncomfortable, shook his head, and his eyes trembled slightly.
This is, going to wake up!?