"That'...... How should I cooperate with you?" said Ma Renjie with a look of hope. After learning that the poison in his body could be cured, he couldn't help but want to be freed quickly, "I can bear any kind of sin." ”

Li Zedao groped in his pocket with his left hand for a while, and finally found a small medicine bottle, poured out a black pill inside, and then said: "This is a panacea that can cure all kinds of poisons given to me by the old Chinese medicine doctor who taught me medical skills, it is said to be refined by Li Shizhen, a miracle doctor in the Ming Dynasty, and it is called ......'Guanyin Tears'......"

Li Zedao was so tired that he shouted all over his head, and coming up with such a name simply killed most of his tired brain cells.

Ma Renjie stared at the black pill in Li Zedao's hand with wide eyes, and the hope in his eyes was even greater, and he couldn't wait to swallow it immediately.

"It's just that there is only one in this world, and it is extremely precious, and it is the old Chinese medicine doctor who left it for me just in case......" Li Zedao's expression was a little embarrassed, "So ......"

"The third ...... We're brothers, you can't bear to see me die like this, right?" Ma Renjie looked at him and begged, "Of course, I also know that the medicine is very precious, and I won't let you give it in vain...... You give me the medicine and I'll give it to you...... Five hundred?"

"......" Li Zedao had a feeling of being insulted.

Yang Baishu couldn't listen to it anymore, looking at Ma Renjie was like looking at a fool, just such a stupid thing, who would be unlucky if he wasn't unlucky?

"Boss, let's talk about money...... It's too hurtful, this really has nothing to do with money, it's really only this one......" Li Zedao looked embarrassed.

"Yes, I also think that talking about money hurts feelings, but the third brother, brother, whether you can survive as an elder brother depends on the medicine in your hand......" Ma Renjie begged bitterly, and he wanted to kill Li Zedao and then take the medicine for himself and swallow it quickly.

"As long as you give me the medicine, brother, I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life...... Please......" Ma Renjie struggled to get up and was about to kneel on the bed, but after struggling for a long time, seeing that Li Zedao didn't even mean to persuade him not to kneel, he pretended to involve the wound under his crotch and then gasped several times and sat back on the bed again.

"Slut!" Li Zedao sneered and scolded in his heart, but he gritted his teeth and said with difficulty: "Then ...... Here you go, who made us brothers. ”

"Really?" Ma Renjie was overjoyed and forgot, and reached over to snatch the pill from Li Zedao's hand.

"Wait......" Li Zedao withdrew his hand.

"Third ......" Ma Renjie's heart twitched suddenly, this guy doesn't want to give it again?

"Boss, I have to make it clear to you first, this Guanyin tear is used to detoxify all kinds of poisons, so the sequelae it brings are...... Have diarrhea. Li Zedao said, "If the poison is emptied, the poison will be solved." ”

"Third, I understand, I understand. Ma Renjie nodded again and again, not to mention that the sequelae is diarrhea, even if it is more serious, such as vomiting blood or something, as long as it can detoxify and then live, then it is all worth it.

"Brother is very grateful to you, I really ......" Ma Renjie stretched out his hand with a hopeful expression.

Li Zedao gritted his teeth, and then put the medicine in the palm of his hand, and then Ma Renjie was like a hungry wolf suddenly seeing meat, and immediately couldn't wait to throw the medicine into his mouth and swallowed it with a "bang!"

The moment he swallowed it, Ma Renjie suddenly felt that his head didn't seem to be so dizzy, his heartbeat wasn't so fast, and his stomach didn't seem to hurt so much...... It really works, what a miracle drug!

"Boss, the effects of the drug will kick in quickly, and you're going to have to go to the bathroom a few more times tonight. Li Zedao said.

"Understood, understood, third, thank you. Ma Renjie said sincerely, "Thank you, really." ”

"It's all brothers, I didn't say it. Li Zedao said, "Then you ...... Get ready, I'll go back first. Li Zedao nodded and said, his heart was so weak that he died. And this place will soon be filled with poisonous gas, so I can't stay there.

"Well, I'm busy with you, and I'll treat you to dinner when I'm discharged from the hospital. Ma Renjie said.

After Li Zedao left, Yang Baishu walked up to him and looked at Ma Renjie like a fool and said, "Do you believe his nonsense?

"If you were the one who poisoned you, you would believe it. Ma Renjie looked at Yang Baishu like a fool and said, "Anyway, he will die horizontally and vertically, if his medicine is useless to poison Lao Tzu, then pull him to back ......"

Saying "Knock ......", Ma Renjie's stomach already had a loud sound.

Then Ma Renjie already had a serious expression on his face, and he didn't care about the hot and painful movements under his crotch, so he got up from the bed and ran towards the bathroom: "No, I have to go to the toilet......"

Yang Baishu's expression also became serious, and then he left the ward quickly...... He doesn't want to be poisoned!

......

"Poof!" said Susan, laughing.

It's too bad, Li Zedao is really too bad! It's too stupid, that classmate Ma Renjie is really too stupid.

She had never seen such a stupid person, and she really had any Guanyin tears refined by Li Shizhen, the author of the Ming Dynasty's "Compendium of Materia Medica", because of the antidote to white poison in the world, and then she couldn't wait to swallow it so eagerly......

Ma Renjie will not know that the reason why he had a stomach for most of the day was because a quarter of the so-called "Guanyin tears" melted in the soup sent by the beauty, but now he has eaten the whole one...... That can't pull out half a life?

Goddess Susan laughed so hard that she was holding her stomach and leaning her head on the steering wheel and could hardly straighten up, her eyes were red, and tears were about to flow out.

"Teacher Su, maybe something will happen if you keep laughing?" Li Zedao said speechlessly, thinking that if you laughed, you would feel better.

"But...... It's so funny...... Ha ha...... How did you come up with that name...... My dear...... Mr. Li, you are too bad...... Haha......" Susan said with a smile, as if she was angry, but still laughing.

"......" Li Zedao was speechless, thinking to himself that it seemed that you proposed to me that Ma Renjie would fool him and say that he was poisoned, and that laxative seemed to be given to me by you, right?

At the same time, Susan had already said a word, only the laughter of "haha......", but there was no trace of a smile on her face, but a trace of panic.

"Teacher Su......" The corners of Li Zedao's mouth twitched, his hand reached over to help Susan's face, opened her eyes with his other hand and looked at it, and then he already had a speechless expression, let you laugh, make you laugh, laugh at it, right?

There was no smile in Susan's eyes, but fear in place, in other words, she didn't really want to laugh, but there was nothing she could do, her body was not controlled.

"That Mr. Su...... You're laughing, I'll treat you...... But don't say that I'm violating you, eating your tofu or something, give me a slap or something......" Li Zedao looked at Susan, swallowed his saliva and said.

He now knows more and more about the acupuncture points, next to the perineum acupoint, there is an acupoint that can stop laughing, and he plans to try it first, after all, if it goes on like this, something big will happen to Susan.

Susan didn't answer, or she couldn't speak at all, only the mechanical "haha......" laugh.

Li Zedao gritted his teeth, and then asked Susan to turn around, hugged her thighs, and separated.

At this time, Susan had already changed into a black hip-wrapping skirt, and then Li Zedao pushed the skirt up, and then ...... Li Zedao's eyes were already wide, this woman ...... I forgot to put on my leggings...... How could she be so careless?

"I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor......" Li Zedao continued to grit his teeth and self-hypnotize in his heart, and then resolutely stretched out his hand to the acupuncture point at the base of Susan's thigh and massaged it......

After a while, Susan's laughter grew quieter and quieter, until at last all she was left to gasp for air.

Li Zedao was also panting very vaguely, which was too torturous, and then he retracted his hand, quickly pulled the skirt down, and then put her feet down, and then exhaled a long breath and said, "Okay, Mr. Su, it's okay now...... Don't laugh like that in the future. ”

Then he quickly looked away and pretended to look at the scenery outside the car.

Susan gasped softly, her face was even redder, like a ripe apple, although she was laughing just now, but she also had consciousness and thoughts, and although her behavior was bold, even her body had already been touched by Li Zedao, but now she was staring at it like that, and she was still shy.

Li Zedao didn't speak, Susan didn't speak, and the small carriage had fallen into a strange but ambiguous dead silence.

"That ......" Susan was the first to speak, her eyes were a little afraid to face Li Zedao, the usual domineering spirit had long disappeared without a trace, her voice was small and soft, "I don't usually laugh like this......"

"Uh...... I know ......," Li Zedao said.

"Usually...... I also have ...... in panties."

"I know......" Li Zedao's eyes widened, and he quickly changed his words, "No, no...... I don't know ......."

"Actually, I just took off my underwear...... Sitting under your seat with your ass......" Susan said like a mosquito.

"......" Li Zedao seemed to be sitting on a piece of red-hot charcoal, and the whole person had jumped up from the seat, but he forgot that he was in the car at this time, so his head was very tragically close to the roof of the car.

"Bang!"

In the next second, Li Zedao found that his head, which was not too painful, had fallen into a very gentle and crispy place.