If you have seen it a thousand times, it is better to pass it with your hands!

It is estimated that many people, when they were young, the old lady twisted her ears like this and kept admonishing.

When I was a child, I didn't think that was right.

But when I grew up, I found that my mother's words were too right.

For example, I have read countless films, and I have no code in my heart.

But, when you take off your pants, you still don't know what to do.

In medical treatment, especially surgery, in fact, the most classic embolization of this sentence has been made.

Zhang Fan was an intern in the Department of Urology, and he and another top student were in an internship group.

Xueba is also a man.

In the past, there were relatively few female patients in urology. As a result, just after Zhang Fan and the others entered the department, an old lady came. The old lady can pat her chest and swear that people are definitely not here for these two hairy young men.

It was noon when the old lady was admitted to the hospital, and the teacher had just talked about the object, and finally asked the other party out for dinner, so she asked Zhang Fan and Xueba, did you intern in obstetrics and gynecology?

Before they shook their heads, the instructor said, "Remember to catheter the patient before leaving work at noon." ”

After saying that, I went out on a date with my head with few hairs.

Zhang Fan and Xueba sat on wax.

Both of them are junior brothers, and they have not practiced in gynecology, although they have watched the pictures in the textbooks, the videos in the school screening room, and all kinds of movies with empty wells.

But, how to say this thing, people look different.

The textbooks are the most classic, and they are still prepared.

The teachers are gone, and the two are gone.

I could only open the catheterization kit and enter the ward like a dog.

The old lady was paralyzed in bed, unconscious.

Then, the two of them didn't say anything, and one catheterization made both ends sweat. Nervous, really, both of them were so nervous that their tongues were knotted. Gray hair, shrunken lower body, neither of them knows what to do!

Male and female catheterization, no matter what, is considered successful when seeing urine.

The two of them were in a hurry, like thieves, anyway, the urethral tube was inserted, which could ensure that it never entered the anorectal opening.

However, whether it has entered the urethra or not, neither of them can say.

"Old lady, are you feeling comfortable? At that time, Zhang Fan remembered that he was dead, and he asked this.

"Well, it's comfortable!" The old man was paralyzed, his lower body was unconscious, and his son was taking care of him at home, and he went out during catheterization.

The old man looked at the white sweat on the two of them, he didn't know if he was soft-hearted, or he felt embarrassed, he didn't feel it, but he was very polite to the two of them.

The two of them hooked shoulders as if they had done some earth-shattering feat, and they ate exceptionally fragrant at noon.

When I returned to the department in the afternoon, the old lady's son was like crazy and looked for the two of them in the corridor.

Although the old man did not feel it in his lower body, he still had the feeling of bladder. Originally, I didn't urinate for a day yesterday, but when I got to the hospital, I catheterized, and the old man felt that it was okay, and then he let go of eating and drinking.

As a result, at noon, the old lady was about to jump out of the hospital bed.

Seeing the two of them, the old lady's hands were like catching flies, and her hands were dazzled.

It turned out that the two of them didn't insert it in the right place, and the urethra didn't go in, but it went into other places!

When Zhang Fan finished stitching up the abdominal cavity, the doctors of the three pill countries are now the same as when Zhang Fan and his classmates took off the old lady's pants.

I remember every step clearly and clearly in my mind, and I clearly remember every technique.

As a result, the abdominal cavity is closed!

Their minds are full of mush.

......

Surgery is like this, there is no teacher who teaches by hand, and it is too difficult to enter the door. So, in surgery, a senior doctor is like a master.

This is also why, many internists who have advanced their studies have immediately improved their level after returning from a trip to several major hospitals.

Because people have seen new treatment methods and learned new treatment concepts.

As for the surgeon, after a trip to a big hospital for further study, how was it before, and what is still the case, there are more nouns in his mouth, and there are more names of experts.

I knew that he went out to study, but I didn't know that I thought he had gone out to make friends.

"Secretary Ren and Dr. Li are up to you now. ”

After the operation, Zhang Fan immediately explained to Ren Li and the doctor of the magic capital to start using the medicine.

"Sir, we can assist the internist!"

The doctors in the country of Maruki were all anxious at this time.

"No need, you've been standing for a long time, let's rest first. Zhang Fan shook his head with a smile and refused.

Out of the operating room, although Zhang Fan made a fuss before the operation, it was not Zhang Fan's fault.

So, out of the operating room, obediently, the prince's group is called an intimacy.

Before Zhang Fan could react, the ambassador to the UAE also came in person.

"Dr. Zhang, doctors, hard work, hard work. On behalf of the country......"

The ambassador to Afghanistan had no intention of coming. After all, when Zhang Fan and the others first came, the ambassador even smashed the teapot.

Therefore, the ambassador feels that he is now famous, and he feels that it is a bit too utilitarian to go and put the icing on the cake himself.

However, when Zhang Fan went to surgery, the second-class secretary harassed Zhang Fan with the pill country, and saw the British referee leave the operating room scoldingly, he felt that there was a problem, and his identity was not enough to see here, so he reported it as soon as possible.

After the ambassador finished deputy, he looked at the three doctors of the pill country behind Zhang Fan, and said to Zhang Fan, "Do you need me to come forward?" glanced at Zhang Fan behind him.

They are all smart people, so there is no need to say more.

"Hehe, thank you. No, they are already partners in our hospital. You have a lot of opportunities, and you came in person, and you really don't want to go. ”

Ouyang had already used them as rabbits. Zhang Fan is not polite, Zhang Fan really didn't want the ambassador to come.

Because now that the operation is done, the prince must say that Zhang Fan is afraid that people will meet and divide half, so ......

The ambassadors are here, and they will definitely not let Zhang Fan send him away without saying a word.

With the princes smiling one by one, the ambassador kept greeting each other.

"Our country is still very good at high-end. Not only medicine, but also in express delivery, it is still very distinctive. ”

"Can you beat Scud?"

"Hehe, we are real people, we never work our mouths, just talk about our medical treatment, everyone thinks it's not good, but now, look at it, you see, in the end, it's our doctors who are amazing. ”

"That's right!"

The ambassador struck while the iron was hot, and took advantage of the east wind blown by Zhang Fan, and later really sold the east wind to Saudi Arabia.

It is said that Okuhei's mouth is crooked.

......

The princes are grateful, and the ambassadors are condolent. Not to mention the others, Dr. Li of the Demon Capital has a shiny head on his head.

The next day, Zhang Fan and the others waited for Saudi Arabia to pay for their labor services and then prepared to go home. The night before, Song Ping and Lao Zhao were in the hotel and didn't sleep all night.

The two somehow slipped together.

"Hey, Zhang Yuan is amazing, the operation is called perfect. Song Ping looked at Zhao Quanping, who was wandering around, embarrassed and speechless.

"yes, that's amazing. It's really amazing, I can't say it's amazing. Lao Zhao was also embarrassed.

Neither of them had to speak, they both knew that the other couldn't sleep.

Not for anything else, when Zhang Fan went to an oil-producing tribe, the little nurse Bayin returned to Chasu not only to buy a house, but also to make a group of big men drool down.

Now come to the most tyrant country, how much do you have to give, the more you think about it, the more excited you become, and the more you think about it, the more you can't sleep.

So the next day, the two of them had dark circles under their eyes and urged Zhang Fan excitedly.

"Zhang Yuan, what time is our plane? Shall we buy our own tickets, or ......?"

"Don't be impatient, you two will become national treasures after a while!"

didn't let Zhang Fan wait long, and the prince's team came to a loud one.

First thanks, then continue to thank.

Lao Zhao and Song Ping's others couldn't wait to go up to buy bags.

The prince did not come alone, a group of bodyguards accompanied by a group of bodyguards went up the door.

After thanking you, it's time to see the real chapter.

Cash, I don't know if it's for the sake of swinging or for swinging.

Several boxes were opened, and they were all cash, or cash with Lao Mei's face printed on them.

If Zhang Fan hadn't seen this kind of local tyrant style, he would have really been shocked.

But I have never seen this kind of local tyrant style, not only Lao Zhao and Song Ping, but even Dr. Li from the magic capital is so nervous that his toes are buckled together and can be used.

Ren Li was much better, not only did she not tremble, but she also frowned slightly.

The elder brother is also quite comfortable, think about it, where is the value of the old man and wife, he can be regarded as a person who has seen the world.

The ambassador also came to see him off, Zhang Fan looked at the two people who had stayed on his side, and said to the ambassador embarrassedly: "It's also very troublesome for you, why don't I donate a little to you?"

Zhang Fan didn't understand, he used to give a share to the local doctor when he went out, but this time, the ambassador also entertained himself, so he said politely.

As soon as he said this, Lao Zhao and Song Ping's eyes turned green.

"I'm so embarrassed, or ......"

"Oh, then forget it!" Zhang Fan just wanted to know whether he needed to give money to others.

"Huh!" the ambassador almost couldn't get up in one breath.

Saudi Arabia not only gave money, but also set up a special fund for intestinal tumors for Zhang Fan.

It means that as long as Zhang Fan is willing to do some research on intestinal tumors, their fund can contribute to the shares.

As soon as he said this, Dr. Li from the Demon Capital began to tremble with excitement. Only those who have a special fund are called doctors, and those who do not have a special fund are called scientific research dogs.

can collect money, Zhang Fan is definitely not welcome.

When people come from Saudi Arabia, they are picked up by double-decker planes, and when they are delivered, they are also sent by double-decker planes.

Zhang Fan When they boarded the plane, the ambassador shook his hand vigorously, probably regretting it in his heart, why should I be polite?

Two million in cash, dollars, this is not a big head, the fund that people gave Zhang Fan, in the words of the prince, has no limit!

The people on the plane were in a good mood, especially the Demon Capital Dr. Li, who was about to fall into Zhang Fan's arms.

But here at Chasu Airport, I'm going to cry again.

The glass had just been installed, and as a result, the double-decker plane came again.

Weekend meetings are fine

can't ask for leave yet

And then noisy and noisy all morning

It means that he didn't say anything

Then Lao Zang's mental strength was haggard

Back home

Thinking about getting some sleep

And then

Code word again

outcome

After waking up

It's already the second day

My wife also turned off the phone for me

Ay!

For the sake of my wife, it's so good

Don't scold, everyone

(End of chapter)