"Ladies and gentlemen, after eating for a while, we will rush here to gather, and then I will lead everyone to the school auditorium......" Ma Renjie said weakly into the microphone, before he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly widened, and then he quickly covered his stomach with one hand, and pressed the other hand on the podium table.

"Poof......" An extremely loud exhaust sound sounded, and Ma Renjie felt a little more comfortable in his stomach, but his stomach was comfortable, but people were uncomfortable.

Because all the twenty-odd people stared at him with wide eyes, and even Li Zedao, who was sitting in the front row, Lin Susu and Miffy actually covered their noses and fanned the wind and stood up and evacuated.

Ma Renjie's expression froze, and he had an urge to find a gap to get into, he grew up with flowers and praises since he was a child, when did he encounter such an insult?

And what's going on with your stomach? I haven't had time to understand the other person's name and body since I drank it in the morning...... Oh, no body...... After the little beauty made the soup with her heart, her stomach began to feel uncomfortable, and she had diarrhea at every turn, which made his legs soft and dehydrated, and he kept farting, some of the farts were eliminated under his efforts to control the sound, but some of the farts were too late to eliminate the sound, such as the one just now......

"Poof......" Another extremely loud sound squirted out from Ma Renjie's ass.

So all the boys in their twenties who covered their noses widened their eyes, thinking that the squad leader was planning to ...... Attack them with poison?

Then they saw Ma Renjie's face change wildly, and he ran out of the classroom with a very funny but fast movement, and then they couldn't help it, and fled from the poisonous classroom one after another.

"Ah...... Ma Renjie's bastard is disgusting...... "After leaving the classroom, Miffy's hand was removed from his nose, and he took a few heavy breaths of the fresh air outside.

"It's disgusting. Lin Susu frowned and agreed, she really didn't have a good impression of Ma Renjie, the squad leader.

"I guess it's a bad stomach, right?" Li Zedao smiled and said, "Forget it, don't care about him, let's eat first." ”

"He had a bad stomach...... Actually, I'm glad to pull. Miffy said happily as he walked, "It's just ...... Will he be able to perform on stage at the welcome party tonight? Even if he is on stage, everyone thinks that he is not dancing a rhythmic mechanical dance but a zombie dance, so what should I do? Well, even if he still has the strength to dance, what if ...... The domineering side leaked and squirted out, so what's the matter?"

"Feifei, don't say it, it's disgusting. Lin Susu said with some tears and laughter, and wanted to block Miffy's mouth, always saying that where would he have the appetite to eat for a while?

Li Zedao smiled and said, "I think the squad leader will adjust it himself." ”

After eating, Li Zedao and the three returned to the class assembly, but this time there was no trace of Ma Renjie, and they didn't know if they were still squatting in the toilet or went to the auditorium in advance because they were going to perform a show, so the roll call was completed by Yang Baishu, the secretary of the Youth League, and after the roll call, he took everyone to the school's auditorium.

This is a large hall that can easily accommodate thousands of people, which was built at the expense of the school, which has both classical flavor and modern atmosphere.

And as Ma Renjie said, the location of the archaeology major is indeed good, just located in the middle of the auditorium, you can clearly see the big stage in front of you, although the position is not as good as the position of the leader at the front, but compared with the corner, it is simply the difference between heaven and hell.

The auditorium was full of people who had come to watch the party, and the members of the student council wearing red armbands were busy maintaining order, and the people who were guarding their departments were not running around.

Not long after Li Zedao sat down, the mobile phone in his pocket vibrate, and when he touched it, he saw that it was Susan calling, and he raised his eyebrows but picked it up: "Hey, Mr. Su......"

"Dear classmate Li, go backstage, I'll wait for you at the door. Susan's laughter came over as if something funny had happened.

"You...... It won't be ......" Li Zedao's eyes widened slightly.

"Yes, come here, otherwise the program of our archaeology department will be invalid because the performers have diarrhea and their legs are weak, and they will be invalidated, and then it will be the face of our entire archaeology major. Susan said with a smile.

"No. Li Zedao said very simply. But she already knew that 100% of Ma Renjie's stomach fart was done by Susan, but how did she do it? Invite Ma Renjie to dinner and then secretly put laxatives in his meal?

"Then I, the counselor, had to go in person. Susan's nervous voice came over with a nervous smile, "I don't know how to laser dance, though, but the rest...... For example, to confess on stage or something, hehe......"

“...... It's coming soon!" Li Zedao said through gritted teeth.

After hanging up the phone, Li Zedao whispered to Lin Susu on the side: "I have something to do, I have to leave." ”

"Hmm, what's wrong?" Lin Susu was stunned.

"You'll find out in a moment, sort of...... A surprise. Li Zedao smiled mysteriously, reached out and scratched her nose, and then got up to leave.

"Why did your husband go?" asked Miffy, who was sitting next to Lin Susu, with some curiosity.

"Miffy ......" In the face of such ridicule, Lin Susu has always been a little uncomfortable, but his heart is sweet, "I don't know what he is going to do, but he will know it after a while, and what surprises will he say." ”

"Surprise, what surprise?" Miffy was also curious, "Go pack a few popcorn and come back to nibble?"

“......”

When Li Zedao came to the door that entered the backstage, Susan was already waiting there, still holding a set of silver performance clothes that Ma Renjie wore during rehearsals before, but he didn't see the figure of Antarctica, who was almost inseparable from Susan these days, presumably sitting there was very bored and planning to watch the party all night.

Susan looked at him with a charming smile and said, "Hehe, dear classmate Li, my curse has worked, Ma Renjie's bastard hasn't appeared yet, he must be squatting somewhere......"

"What did you do to him?" Li Zedao was speechless, he felt that Susan's methods were too despicable...... But why are you so happy?

"Dear classmate Li, don't act upright, don't tell me that you feel bad when he has diarrhea, don't think I don't know that your relationship with your roommate is very stiff. There was some disdain in Susan's tone.

"Uh...... I still don't want to go on stage. ”

"That's your right. Susan's face had the kind of nervous smile that made Li Zedao want to shiver at the sight of it.

"Teacher Su, can't I go on stage?" Li Zedao said speechlessly.

"Haha, this is what you asked for, I didn't force you!" Susan said very proudly, "It's just that when the host announces the curtain for a while, Ma Renjie's name will still be reported, after all, the program list has been submitted, and the leaders of the schools watching the performance have a copy, but ...... When you go on stage, just take off your mask, and everyone will recognize you. ”

“......”

"Give. Susan handed over the costume and mask in her hand.

"Did Ma Renjie wear it?" "Who knows if that guy is sick or not?" Li Zedao doesn't want to be infected.

", I just went out in the afternoon to buy it for you. Susan said angrily, "Hurry up and change into the bathroom over there, remember to put on the mask, and then come back to me, and I'll take you backstage." As she spoke, Susan gestured to the door that had entered the backstage.

"Don't I need to change it for you, do you?" said Susan.

Li Zedao took the clothes and mask and fled, this female hooligan is too terrible, it's better to stay away.

A few minutes later, Li Zedao changed into the performance costume and put on the silver mask and returned to Susan, Susan's beautiful eyes swept him up and down a few times and smiled: "So handsome......"

"That, actually, ......"

"Alright, I'll tease you. Susan said, waving her hand.

"......" Li Zedao wanted to turn around and leave, this laser dance, Lao Tzu really didn't dance, but when he thought of the consequences, his body trembled inexplicably.

"Let's go. Susan smiled, "Remember, I added a move after a while and took off the mask on my face." ”

"Got it. Li Zedao said angrily, no need to be reminded by Susan, he also has plans to take off the mask, he doesn't want to fulfill Ma Renjie, of course, he is kind-hearted and still feels that Ma Renjie is indeed a little pitiful this time.

Ten minutes before the official start of the party, the leaders of the school slowly entered under the leadership of Shangguanwen, and then after the leaders sat down, it was already ten minutes later, and the welcome party officially began.

"The party is about to start, why hasn't the frog prince come back yet?" Miffy looked at Lin Susu and asked with some curiosity, "The surprise he said won't be ...... He's actually going to perform on stage?"

Lin Susu was stunned for a moment and said, "Can't we? Aren't we only the squad leader's program......?"

"What do you mean...... The squad leader's leg went limp, and he fell into the manure pit, so the counselor asked the frog prince to come to the rescue?" Miffy's eyes lit up.

Fei Fei...... You say it's disgusting......" Lin Susu said, and then raised his eyebrows, "But it seems that this is the only possibility, otherwise why would he say anything surprise or something?"

Miffy's eyes brightened: "He can do laser dance?"

Lin Susu shook his head slightly and said, "I don't know, I haven't seen him skip it." As he spoke, his eyes fell on the stage, and there was already a trace of expectation in his heart.