Chapter 454: If You Don't Do It, You Don't Die
Demon Lord Hei Yan, this guy is definitely a man who makes many men envious and jealous of existence. Because in the world of sedum, he has teased countless charlatans. They don't want to be flirtatious, and even many women are not to the extent that he doesn't marry.
In fact, if you want to talk about the Demon Gate, in fact, there are not too many things that people and gods are angry with in the Sedum world. The Demon Gate is mainly engaged in all kinds of business, and at most it can be regarded as a deviation. For example, the monopoly of casinos, green buildings, dock transportation and other industries. In fact, the Demon Gate has become very restrained after Black Flame took control. Hei Yan has set a lot of rules. For example, the elderly, weak, women and children are not allowed to be flower thieves and the like.
Hei Yan is easy to kill, but he only draws his knife to the strong and does things according to the rules. The competition in the rivers and lakes is settled, and it is life and death.
So in fact, if you really want to say that the Demon Gate is a place that hides filth and dirt and must be destroyed, that may not be, otherwise, Mr. Bai Dao Leader of the Sedum World would not join forces with Hei Yan to fight against the invasion of the other world. In the end, the Demon Gate is just a business, but the business is more partial.
The main reason why the Demon Gate has been shouted and killed in the Sedum World is because of the problem of the Demon Lord Heiyan. Is it the problem caused by him going around competing with people and then killing others? Obviously not, because the rivers and lakes are in trouble. The rules and competitions are dead, and it is not a reasonable thing to say that the sky is broken.
What really makes the Demon Lord Heiyan a heavy target is his ability to flirt with girls. When a person can flirt with a sister, can flirt with a girl, and picks up a sister regardless of the occasion and place, regardless of the identity of the other party, and can also flirt, this is very scary.
For example, in the Sedum world, Hei Yan is always flirting with all kinds of girls, what holy sect saints, what the daughters of the heads of the five major sects. The first female sword immortal of the Heavenly Sword Pavilion today. He can flirt with him, and he will not let go if he makes a mistake.
In short, Hei Yan is a super scumbag. Because of his mercy everywhere, I don't know how much trouble he has caused to the Demon Gate. How many young male warriors in the rivers and lakes want to get rid of him quickly. After all, the hatred of snatching his girlfriend (in his dream) is not shared.
And after arriving on Earth, Hei Yan still has bad habits. The earlier one was fine, because he didn't know enough about the culture of the Earth and the way people here communicated. But this guy's ability to learn is really fast, compared to the stuffy guy like Xiao Hei, he quickly accepted all kinds of new things on the earth, and it only took a few months to become the same as a native of the earth.
He quickly accepted all the earth culture, including how to flirt with girls in this world.
Just like now, the three girls in KTV are obedient to him and like him very much. This is a skill that many people probably won't learn in their lifetime.
"I'll tell you Xiao Hei, when it comes to falling in love, the most important thing is the rhythm. You have to master the rhythm. Just like when you go into a fight, what is the first element of a fight? is to control the rhythm, right, and only when you can control the rhythm can you guarantee that you can defeat the opponent. It's the same with falling in love. ”
"I'm telling you, don't pursue girls, because that's not what you can't pursue. You have to show your abilities and strengths and let the girls pursue you. Do you know why the good-looking and beautiful people in the animal kingdom are generally males? The malachite male who can open the screen, the mandarin duck stone male with all the bells and whistles, these are all examples. You have to show yourself something unusual to attract girls. ”
"Look at these three girls. Do you know why they're so well-behaved? Because they're all pursuing me right now. I'm attractive enough that they're all courting me. They need to put in 120,000 points of effort. ”
Da Hei smiled proudly, but Xiao Hei maintained an attitude of disbelief in what he said: "You liar." You must have given those girls a head drop. Scumbag. ”
"Eh, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. What is a scumbag? A man who uses deception as a means to take possession of a woman's body or material matter is called a scumbag. I'll tell you, I haven't touched any of these three girls. You see how happy they are singing. The so-called thousands of flowers have been in the bush, and the leaves do not stick to the body. My demon lord is still clean, and he won't have a relationship with a girl if he has nothing to do, you know. Otherwise, the girl will get entangled, and it will be very troublesome. ”
"And do you know what it means to keep a betta fish?"
Xiao Hei thought for a moment and scratched the corners of his mouth: "You mean to maintain the female anchor of the betta fish?"
Smack~ Da Hei gave him a burst of chestnut: "You guy looks honest, you don't know what you're thinking about in your head." What a female anchor. I mean raising that kind of fighting fish. Falling in love is like raising a betta fish, a betta fish, after a long time, it will be tired and boring. Two betta fish will fight to the death, and both sides will be injured. The three betta fish are different, because of the three-way confrontation, no one dares to do it first, for fear that there will be a person who sits on the mountain and watches the tiger fight, and finally the fisherman will benefit. ”
"So I flirt with my sister, I usually don't flirt, and if I want to flirt, I need three of them together. It's nice to have a balance and compete with each other. Da Hei was ashamed to publish his scumbag declaration.
"As for you, you need to learn from me too. Women sometimes need some stimulation. Only when there is competition will you discover your preciousness. ”
Xiao Hei was 120,000 skeptical of Da Hei's proposal: "This works?"
"Very useful, in this case, I'll help you get a few princesses to feel for yourself. ”
The so-called princesses in KTV generally help to enliven the atmosphere, such as singing and drinking, etc., in a world where the parts below the collarbone are not allowed to be described, they are engaged in very serious work, and they will never do anything out of the ordinary. And they are also very conservative, they will never wear any miniskirts, hip skirts, white gauze clothes, they will not wear them!
Xiao Hei has never been to KTV, so he doesn't know what a princess is. Before he could refuse, Da Hei over there whispered a few words to Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu laughed a few times after listening to it, then secretly knocked on Xiao Hei, and finally covered his mouth and walked out with a smile.
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Xiao Xiao originally planned to go to find Xiao Hei, but he was not in Xiao Hei's dormitory. Xiao Xiao wondered, where could Xiao Hei go? She had no choice but to open WeChat on her mobile phone.
It turned out that because Xiao Xiao had been attacked before, Xiao Heiwei ensured her safety, and the two have been opening WeChat location sharing on WeChat. This is a function that comes with WeChat, as long as there is no signal, or it is actively turned off, then the contribution position will be refreshed all the time, telling the other party where the owner of the mobile phone is now.
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In KTV, Xiaoyu helped Xiao Hei find a few singing princesses who were very conservative and definitely did not wear ultra-short student skirts and super tight hip skirts.
These princesses hate honesty, and they will never sit in his arms and touch Xiao Hei up and down because they see him handsome and in good shape, and they will never use their mouths to drink and want to feed Xiao Hei. These things will never happen.
Da Hei smiled and looked at Xiao Hei looking very restrained in front of the absolutely honest princesses, and he said evilly: "Xiao Hei, you still lack training. You can't do this, you have to be a little more generous. The so-called men are not bad, women are not loved. You're just too honest, you have to learn a little badly. ”
Xiao Hei is now trembling with 36,000 pores all over his body, how can he not be restrained, he can't bear these two absolutely honest princesses.
"No, no, I'm leaving!" Xiao Hei said this and was about to leave here, but how could Da Hei let him go so easily, and held him down.
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"Zijin Dynasty?" Xiao Xiao followed the map location to find Xiao Hei's current location, a KTV, when will Xiao Hei sing? Xiao Xiao wondered.
But I have to say that the current map positioning is really accurate, it has been accurate to ten meters, Xiao Xiao followed the map navigation to a box called Dream Space, she seemed to hear Xiao Hei's voice.
pushed the door and entered, but Xiao Xiao saw a scene that made her extremely angry.
Two indescribable women are doing indescribable things to Blackie. On the side, Da Hei hugged the three girls and looked at Xiao Hei struggling left and right with a smile. Xiao Xiao's brain couldn't think for a moment.
As for her sudden appearance, Xiao Hei and Da Hei were also stunned for a moment.
"Blackie, you give me death!"
The next moment, a sole printed with the Xtep logo appeared in front of Xiao Hei's eyes, getting bigger and bigger......
Touch~
The foundation of the Zijin Dynasty KTV shook for a moment......