0177 Candle Night in the Cave Room
Torrential rain fell at midnight, and a county town that had been dormant for a long time finally came back to life, and the largest houses were lit up by candlelight, and the kitchens were filled with fragrance.
"Boss!"
Lu Datou squatted on the side of the earthen stove to fill the firewood, and asked in a low voice: "Do you really trust Bai Ming, she is the head of the Eight Demon Kings, she is also the second oldest among the Eighteen Demon Kings, and she is by no means a fuel-efficient lamp, and it will be troublesome for her to regain her strength and turn against us!"
"You and I are willing to play with fire, we can't get out if she doesn't regain her strength, Hei Ruo must be waiting for us at the door......"
Zhao Guanren sat down and took out a piece of firewood, lit a cigarette and said: "When Bai Ming was still wearing open crotch pants, Hei Panruo was the demon king, which means that he already knew that he could not be promoted, and he would be destroyed if he was promoted, so the fake monk was the real cunning man!"
"I think it's ...... too"
Lu Datou said thoughtfully: "The fake monk has never appeared before, it is likely that he knew that Yongye came in, so he simply hid and stood by, and in the end, he was the only one who was not injured, but no matter what, Bai Ming is not good at stubble!"
"Nonsense! Bai Ming is certainly not a vegetarian, but killing me is harmful to her......"
Zhao Guanren said: "The big-tailed wolf just told me that even if Bai Ming sits still, her cultivation will automatically rise, and once she breaks through her death period, it will come, so she must rebel, and I am her best partner, understand?"
"I think so......"
Lu Datou patted him on the back and said: "Even if you don't take Jade Ruyi, you have to take the lead, your hatred with Eternal Night is no longer unsolvable, either you die or it dies, only by completely overturning Eternal Night and destroying all zombies, you will have a way to live!"
"Alas~ forcing good people to be prostitutes, it's all tears when you talk too much......"
Zhao Guanren sighed and shook his head, but Lu Datou said fiercely: "Let's take their girl sacrifice flag tonight, as long as we don't die, we will do it to death, by the way!
"Cross the river by feeling the stones, explore by yourself, men should have the courage to take risks......"
Zhao Guanren took a can of sesame oil and stuffed it into his arms, got up to open the instant noodles in the pot, and after eating, the two divided a box of Durex, and ran into the house in good spirits.
"You go outside and keep guard, what if you let the fake monk find the door......
Zhao Guanren walked over and kicked its ass, and the black wolf opened his eyes and muttered: "It's raining outside! The fur is wet and uncomfortable, don't worry, I have very good hearing, and someone can definitely find it when someone approaches!"
"Nima, you're still paying attention, beware of having people slaughter and make leather jackets......
Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked into the wing room, the left and right rooms were lit by candlelight, Lu Datou couldn't wait to smile lewdly: "Boss! Thanks to you, I'll go first, we can blow it when we meet people in the future, Ning Caichen is a fart, Lao Tzu has slept with zombies!haha~"
"You ......"
As soon as Zhao Guanren wanted to speak, he ran away, and hurriedly pushed open the door on the right, only to see that the little devil with an Internet celebrity face was sitting on the edge of the bed combing his hair, and he had already changed into a bright red embroidered dress, and looked at him with a pair of purple eyes, showing a little shyness.
"Sir!"
The little devil got up and said a blessing in shame, Lu Datou sat on the edge of the bed arrogantly, put a can of sesame oil on the head of the bed, and said: "Since you are a woman, you must learn to serve people in the future, first help the master take off his shoes, and then bring a basin of water to wash the feet of the master!"
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Yes, sir......"
The little devil squatted beside him obediently, helped him take off his shoes and socks without disgust, and then closed the door with small steps, Zhao Guanren had no choice but to turn around and walk to the opposite side, while scratching his head and muttering: "Sesame oil is not that jar, is it lard?"
"Squeak~"
Zhao Guanren gently pushed the door open, only to see Bai Ming sitting cross-legged and meditating on the ancient bed, she was obviously taking a shower, her wet ear-length short hair was behind her head, and she was wearing a white ancient costume and trousers.
"Don't touch me, I'm recovering in a critical moment......"
Bai Ming closed his eyes and was expressionless, Zhao Guanren closed the door and sat on the bed, kicked off his shoes and crossed his legs, staring at her with a smile.
"You ......"
Bai Ming quickly frowned, and said uneasily: "You go to sleep next door, don't bother me here, if I can't recover before Hei Banruo arrives, you just wait to be dismantled by him, you can't get close to him alone!"
"Joke!"
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "How can there be a reason for the husband and wife to sleep in separate rooms, not to mention that I am protecting you, the fake monk can't help me at all, you don't practice, lie down and sleep with me!"
"Bang~"
Bai Ming suddenly jumped up and kicked him over on the bed, skillfully stepped on his face with his bare feet, and glared condescendingly: "Aren't you very powerful, you have the ability to escape from under my feet, don't think I don't know, you want me to let you out!"
"Fuck! want to rebel, you ......"
Zhao Guanren scolded angrily: "You just passed the door and dared to be violent, if you are given a few more colors, you still don't go up to the house to reveal the tiles, I count to three, if you don't take your foot away, I will let you know how powerful the head of the family is, one! two! two five, two six!"
"Three, three, three......"
Bai Ming gritted his teeth and grinded his face, and said angrily: "As long as you are still the head of the family, the little skeletons under my command are better than you, if you have the ability, you can beat me down, if I lose, you can let you cave the house, otherwise I will step on your face for the rest of my life!"
"You really think I'm afraid of you......"
Zhao Guanren grabbed her feet and pushed her twice, who knew that she couldn't push at all, so she had to say: "Do you dare to make a bet with me, if I knock you out of bed, you will strip naked and have sex with me, otherwise I will not pester you for the rest of my life!"
"Come on, I'll let you ...... with one hand."
Bai Ming stood on the edge of the bed and took up a hand, Zhao Guanren got up angrily, and suddenly knelt down with a "poof", who knew that Bai Ming suddenly flashed behind him, kicked him off the bed, and fell a.
Zhao Guanren turned over angrily and shouted, "You're playing tricks! I'm not ready yet!"
"Don't you just want to use Ecstasy......"
Bai Ming sneered: "Xuanye was fooled by your trick before, so that you could run away from him, but I have seen through your tricks, if I really want to kill you, I will let your head move if you don't kneel, hurry up and get out, don't be embarrassed here!"
"Hmph~ you tigress......"
Zhao Guanren got up angrily and said: "I don't dislike you for dying, you still pick and choose, Lao Tzu doesn't have to stick your cold ass with a hot face, I will write you a letter of resignation immediately, completely return your freedom, and let you be an abandoned woman!"
"You ......"
Bai Ming's eyes suddenly burst with purple light, and he pointed at him angrily and said, "The surname is Zhao!
If you dare to write a letter of resignation to insult me, I will die with you, if you don't believe it, you can try it!"
"My good daughter-in-law, can't you be gentle......"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly climbed into bed and sat her down, grabbed her hand and said, "I'm your man, isn't you slapping yourself in the face, and you have to let outsiders laugh at you to death, be good! Lie down and let's have a good talk!"
"Don't touch my ......"
Bai Ming shook off his hand angrily, turned around and lay down facing inside.
"Sure enough, it's soft and not hard......
Zhao Guanren secretly sighed, and immediately hugged her from behind and said: "In vain! I know that I have wronged you, you will marry without three media and six certificates, but I promise you that if you have the conditions, you will definitely use eight sedan chairs to marry you in a beautiful manner!"
"It's impossible, you and I know it......"
Bai Ming slowly turned around and lay down, looked at the top of the ancient bed and said softly: "Once you leave the secret realm, the eternal night will definitely send someone to hunt you down, I will protect you, I will die, if I don't protect you, you will have to die, so ......"
"You're really a little white face who eats soft rice......"
Zhao Guanren turned her over and faced him, and said: "I don't need your protection, it's not so easy for Yongye to kill me, and since I can kill it twice, I can kill it three or four times, you just need to protect yourself, and you should not know me after you go out!"
"Why did you marry me......"
Bai Ming's eyes suddenly softened, staring deeply into his eyes.
"You're good-looking......"
Zhao Guanren stroked her hair and said with a smile: "I have never seen such a special girl as you, I like your independent and self-reliant character, after I found out that you are a woman, I fell in love with you!"
"Whether what you say is true or not, I thank you......"
Bai Ming suddenly took the initiative to hug him, kissed him lightly on the lips, and said softly: "Let's go to the cave! This is our first time, and probably the last time, if I can't save you, I hope you don't blame me, I have more important things to complete!"
"I don't blame you, but you've got to ...... your belly pocket."
Zhao Guanren was stimulated to turn over and get on the horse, pressed her on the bed and gave her a wolf kiss, Bai Ming of the kiss was confused, and his cheeks were red without a heartbeat, and he even hugged him hard, responding clumsily and seriously.
"Wait a minute!"
Bai Ming subconsciously grabbed his hand, looked at the red and gorgeous belly pocket on his hand, and asked shyly, "You...... Why do you always want to take off my pants, don't you just take off your belly pocket?"
"How can you get a hole without taking off your pants?"
Zhao Guanren looked at her in amazement, but Bai Ming asked stupidly: "Why do you have to take off your pants in the cave room, kiss your mouth, take off your belly pocket, and then lie down in the bed to sleep, isn't the cave room finished, do you have to strip naked and sleep together?"
"Take your hands away and teach you what a real cave house is for your husband......"
Zhao Guanren almost burst out laughing in his heart, the White Demon King, who kills people without blinking, is actually a novice in this regard, but just as Bai Ming obediently let go, a miserable scream suddenly came from outside.
"Knock~"
Bai Ming slammed Zhao Guanren away, jumped out of bed with the soul extermination knife that picked up the side of the bed, and the anxious Zhao Guanren shouted: "Wear clothes, your body can't be seen!"
"I'm annoyed! let you quit the cave......"
Bai Ming angrily dragged his sweatshirt, put a knife on his body, and jumped out of the window......