Chapter 1: The Flaming Chicken
As the early sun slowly rose, a touch of pale golden sunlight fell from the sky and sprinkled on a small four-door mansion in the small mountain village, as if the courtyard was covered with a light veil of clouds......
"Holy...... Which guy stole the old lady's fire feather chicken!"
An untimely scream broke the quiet of the early morning in the courtyard, startling a few birds with emerald green feathers and small golden crowns on the ancient trees in the courtyard.
Flaming Chicken?
That's a chicken, too!
'Fang Zhengzhi' pursed his lips, shook the fragrant fire feather chicken on the wooden shelf, glanced at the clear river water next to him, and then carefully took out a bag of coarse yellow paper from his arms, and slowly opened it, revealing the red, white, and gray inside...... Powders of various colors.
This is all good things, the small mountain village is not particular about eating, there are not too many ingredients, except for oil and salt, there are no chili peppers or anything, so Fang Zhengzhi had to risk his life to taste the herbs and make the barbecue "ingredients"!
Eat......
But since I came to this ghost place, I can't even eat a bun every day except for steamed buns and green cauliflower rolls.
In order for his own good and sustainable development, Fang Zhengzhi felt that he had to add some dinner! The psychological age was in his twenties, but his actual age was only six years old, which really made him feel a little embarrassed.
"Goo-dong!"
Fang Zhengzhi smelled the rich aroma of meat that gradually emanated, swallowed a mouthful of saliva hard, and then, looking up at the sky that had been illuminated by the rising sun, his immature little face showed a touch of contemplation.
The biggest advantage of being able to read ancient and modern strange books, proficient in classical Chinese, astronomy, geography, astronomy, numerology, and occasionally read some Qimen gossip, even unrelated ancient herbology is also involved.
However......
It's not useful.
In his previous life, Fang Zhengzhi was still struggling to the death in the fate of unemployment, and after experiencing nearly a hundred times of suffering, he finally went to ancient times, thinking that he could become a dragon in one fell swoop, right?
Who would have thought......
It's been almost a month since I came to this world, and when I asked, there was no imperial examination at all, no Eight Strands, and no Four Books and Five Classics! In different worlds, even poultry look different.
Isn't it just a long red feather on its tail? Even if the egg you lay is red, it's still a chicken after all!
Fang Zhengzhi greedily sucked the aroma of barbecue that had been completely emanated, and began to add seasoning to the Huoling chicken, put some "chili", and then add some "cumin" and "bee dense......
"Okay, you chicken thief!"
A coquettish cry made Fang Zhengzhi's waist a little unstraight, bowed down, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he was caught, no matter how you look at it, it is not a pleasant thing.
What to do?
With his current small arms and short legs, let alone a rabbit fighting eagle, it is basically impossible to run even if he wants to, thinking of this, Fang Zhengzhi twisted his neck behind him with a depressed face.
He just wanted to see who had caught him.
After this board is enough, at least find a chance to take revenge, such as smashing the window of her house with a stone, or throwing a few water eggs on the pit of her house......
At first glance, Fang Zheng's eyes lit up.
The person in front of him is very unfamiliar, at least he has never seen it, the most important thing is that it is actually a little Lori who is about the same age as himself, it is estimated that he is about five years old, with delicate facial features like a porcelain doll on his white face, wearing a rusty silk small folding skirt with three white flowers, wearing a green beaded flower on his head, and a pair of gold silk red leather boots on his feet.
At a young age, he can already see the transcendent and perfect temperament between his eyebrows, and he will definitely be the master of disasters for the country and the people in the future.
It's just that......
What's the matter with his hands on his hips, a smile on his lips, and a look of disdain?
Fang Zhengzhi is very unhappy, where did the little fart come out? Dressed like a flower girl, what kind of daughter is she pretending to be in this poor and remote place?
The main thing is that you still dare to despise yourself?
Although I'm also a little fart, how can I say that I'm also a person in my twenties with a mental age? Don't dare to say anything else, it's definitely okay to play with some IQ rolling.
"Where did you come from, go away! This is my own chicken!" Fang Zhengzhi pointed impatiently at the fragrant Huoling chicken in front of him.
"Little thief, who do you say stinky girl?" The smile on the corner of Little Lori's mouth froze, and her little fists were clenched.
Fang Zhengzhi just saw Lori's clenched fist.
Yo...... Is this trying to fight?
Fang Zhengzhi sneered disdainfully, although he didn't have much experience in this area in his previous life, but to say that even a five-year-old little Lori can't cope with it, then it's really a joke.
"If you don't go away, be careful that I beat you!" Fang Zhengzhi felt that he had to let little Lori see his vicious side, so he gritted his teeth and stared hard at his eyes.
It's a pity that with his immature face that is a little baby fat, it looks like he's grimacing.
"Beat me?!Okay...... 'Chi Guyan' accepts the challenge and teaches Your Excellency how to move!" Xiao Lori was stunned for a moment when she heard Fang Zheng's words, and then a strong expression of excitement appeared on her pink little face.
"Huh?" Fang Zhengzhi didn't react for a moment, isn't the normal plot not that little Lori was scared by herself and cried and made trouble, and then turned around and ran away?
What does it mean to be a good recruit?
Belch......
Before Fang Zhengzhi could figure it out, he felt a figure quickly rushing towards him, and then, the wind in his ears blew his hair a little messy.
Almost subconsciously, the square butt moved away from the stone on which he was sitting and rolled directly to the side......
"Boom!"
There was a loud bang behind him.
As soon as Fang Zhengzhi turned around, his eyes were about to pop out.
A bucket-sized cyan stone under his buttocks had now cracked a huge hole in the middle, and above the opening, Little Lori's white and tender little palm was hanging in the air.
"I ...... Damn!"
Fang Zhengzhi was really stunned at this moment.
What's more shocking than seeing a five-year-old Lori split a bucket-sized bluestone with one palm? And, most importantly, the little Lori in front of her still has an unfinished expression, and her white and tender little palm is not even red.
Runaway Lori?Reincarnation of the Immortals?
Fang Zhengzhi's head exploded with a "buzz", and he couldn't turn around at all, is this world so exaggerated? There is no such person in the village, and the simple villagers all get up in the morning and rest at sunset, nothing special? At most, they organize a few adults to go up the mountain to hunt.
If there is something different from the previous world, it is nothing more than that everyone is relatively strong, and the beasts on the mountain are all strange, but isn't this a very normal thing for a non-technological society?
Fang Zhengzhi has always thought that he lives in an era of peace......
At this moment, he felt as if his worldview had been overturned, but this was not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing was that little Lori looked at him again, and her eyes were like staring at a plaything in her hand, full of contempt.
Don't you......
What should I do if I can't beat it?
Run!
Five-year-old Lori may not have a high IQ, but at this age, it is the time to make a move, and talk to a five-year-old Lori until now? Fang Zhengzhi felt that it was not wise to look at this matter.
There's no need to say hello, just run away, don't want the fire feather chicken or anything, Fang Zhengzhi is now just begging his little short legs to run a little faster......
"Hmph, useless chicken thief!" Little Lori magically did not chase Fang Zheng, but turned her head to look at the fire feather chicken that was exuding a rich fragrance on the fire rack.
"The green mountains don't change, the green water flows forever, and I will come back!" Fang Zhengzhi felt that he couldn't lose his prestige too much.
Even if it is running, it must be dignified, beautiful and beautiful, and it must leave enough suspense to attract the other party to stay where it is.
Little Lori didn't even look at Fang Zhengzhi anymore, her big watery eyes flickered and stared at the already oily fire feather chicken in front of her.
Finally, Xiao Luo couldn't help but lean down and lower her head, the tip of her pink nose moved, and then, with a small mouth, she took a big bite on the wings of the Huoling chicken, and suddenly Xiao Loli's face showed a touch of surprise, and the fragrance between her mouths made her intoxicated and closed her eyes, looking extremely enjoyable.
And then......
Fang Zhengzhi came back.
Appeared behind little Lori like a gust of wind, a smile hooked up on the corner of her little mouth, and she gently lifted her little short legs!
aimed at Lori's ass.
Ruthless ......
Kicked it over!
is pouting her little buttocks, looking intoxicated and ready to reach out to grab the little Lori, where can she react?
"Poof!" Little Lori stumbled forward five steps at the right time, and then plunged into the clear river beside her.
"The weather is really nice today, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the most important thing is that it is very suitable for ...... Take a bath!" Fang Zhengzhi picked up the flaming chicken and turned around in a dashing manner, leaving a back running wildly.
"Little thief, my chicken!" said little Lori's voice from the river.
"You think too much, this is my chicken!" Fang Zheng corrected Xiao Lori's wrong theory without looking back.
"Damn!" Little Lori jumped up from the river, like an agile snow leopard, but there was a trace of mist in those big eyes, and I didn't know if it was river water or tears......
"Boom ......"
"Drive!"
Neat and noisy sounds from far and near.
"Oh my God! Little ...... Miss, what's wrong with you!" A girl in a long dress, about thirteen years of age, with a silver hairpin on her head, shouted in horror as she ran quickly from a distance.
Behind the girl, there was a sky of smoke and dust, a group of sergeants in bright armor, the blood-red triangular pattern on the chest of the armor showed their noble status, there were nearly three hundred people, each riding a black snow-riding dragon horse under his crotch.
It is a fierce creature that resembles a fierce horse, taller than a horse, covered with fine black hair, and its four legs are wrapped in white scale armor, and it is rumored to have the blood of an ancient true dragon.
At the front of the sergeant was a tall man in moire black armor, with a burly figure and a dark face, about forty years old, with a square face.
Just by looking at it, it makes people have a thrilling atmosphere, and there is a smell of blood on the battlefield all over the body.
"Damn it!" the tall man dismounted, fell to one knee on the ground, his face was unusually respectful, and his eagle-like eyes quickly swept over the still blazing barbecue wooden grill by the river, and the small paper bags of various colors.
"That direction...... What kind of place is it?" Little Lori didn't look at the girl and the tall man much, but held her pink little finger in the direction of Fang Zhengzhi's escape.
"Miss Hui, it's Nanshan Village!" the tall man replied in a deep voice without thinking about it.
"Nanshan Village, okay, let's go to Nanshan Village." Little Lori replied softly, and then walked towards a large sedan chair full of emeralds behind the tall man.
"Miss, let's go out this time, but there are still several prefectures and cities to go to?...... a small village like Nanshan Village" When the girl heard this, she hurriedly reminded in a whisper, but when she saw the eyes of the little Lori, she immediately closed her mouth.
"There is a big road, there is a small road, everything exists, that is, the way!" Little Lori glanced at the girl, and jumped into the sedan chair.
And at the moment when the little Lori jumped up, the water droplets on her body were completely static as if they had been immobilized, and after the little Lori entered the sedan chair, those water droplets slowly fell to the ground.
"Miss is so talented, I will be ashamed of myself!" Looking at the puddle of river left on the ground, the tall man immediately knelt on his knees, and the respect on his face became even stronger.
And the girl was confused, muttering the words of Little Lori in her mouth, the avenue, the trail...... How did it come to be? Also, does this have anything to do with going to Nanshan Village?
Although she was confused, as a maid, she still knew what to say now.
"Miss is very smart, she can read through a hundred books at the age of three, and she knows the morality of the world, and now, I am afraid that no one in this world dares to bully Miss!"
However, the little Lori who had just stepped into the sedan chair trembled.
No one dares to bully again?
"Yue'er, you don't have to get into the sedan chair, let's walk!"
"Ah?!Walk!" The girl Yue'er's face suddenly became bitter, looking at the crooked mountain road leading to Nanshan Village in front of her, and her original proud expression was suddenly replaced by pain.
"Ben will ask Miss if there is any special cloth for this trip to Nanshan Village?" When the tall man stood up, his eyes looked at the wooden frame by the river again.
"One more kid's test. The voice of the little Lori came from the sedan chair.
"What is the age limit?"
"Hmm...... Six to eight years old. ”
"Yes!"
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