Woo~What should I do?What should I do......"

The little county lord squatted on the ground and held his head, tears flowed down, and the little eunuch also collapsed to the side like a mourner, and kept muttering that he was dead and dead.

But suddenly I heard a "squeak", and the ventilation window above was suddenly opened, only to see Zhao Guanren poking his head in, stretching out his hand and shouting: "Hey!

"Zhao Yunxuan!"

The little county lord jumped up from the ground excitedly, but just grabbed his hand and cried: "Help me, Boss Chen took my belly pocket and pants, and painted my body, I have no clothes, what if they pass the painting out?"

"Come on, I'll deal with the lack of virtue......"

Zhao Guanren dragged the two of them out, let them hide in the grass in the backyard, pulled out a steel knife and quickly jumped into the house, and after a while, a hand of blood came out, and there was a lot of it on his face, but there was an extra cowhide satchel on his body.

"Let's go, I'll slaughter Boss Chen......"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly ran to the back door, two people who had no experience in rivers and lakes, did not have the slightest suspicion of Zhao Guanren, and followed him with a white face for a while, and finally returned to the woods on the bank of the river.

"When I go outside to look at the wind, I see that there is nothing less ......"

Zhao Guanren deliberately opened the little eunuch, and then took out a stack of IOUs from his bag, as well as the little county lord's profane pants and belly pocket, as well as a sketch he drew himself, in fact, when the crescent moon stripped off the little county lord's clothes, he hid outside the door and peeked.

"Great......!

The little county lord hugged him excitedly, but Zhao Guanren put the things in his bag again, and salivated: "Yongning's body is so beautiful, give me a souvenir in my belly pocket, I will also treasure this painting, and I won't let outsiders see it, okay?"

"No! it's not someone's county horse......"

The little county lord hung his head shyly, this girl is as big as Yu Niang, but in the Dashun Dynasty, it is just the age when she can get married, and there are many people who become mothers two years earlier.

"I've kissed me many times tonight, and I'm going to be a county horse ......"

Zhao Guanren grabbed her by the waist suddenly, no matter how old she was pressed on the big tree, the little county lord softened with a sigh, hugged his neck in confusion, and gave him a jerky response with trembling.

"Hmm~ I hate it, but the county lord is a light person......"

The little county lord turned his head shyly, hugged his neck tightly and didn't let go, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many mosquitoes in the forest, Zhao Guanren would be able to cook raw rice now, this kind of rebellious and ignorant little girl would naturally be caught in front of him.

"Your Excellency, there are a lot of people ahead, let's go......"

The little eunuch hurriedly ran in, and when he saw that the two of them were already glued, he hurriedly covered his eyes and urged, and Zhao Guanren picked up the little county lord horizontally, jumped up with the light skills he had just learned, and landed firmly on the boat.

"Come on, I'll teach you how to talk ......."

Zhao Guanren pulled the little eunuch onto the boat, untied the rope and rowed to the middle of the river, then cut off the clothes on the three people's bodies, and then carefully taught the two how to lie.

"Row, row back......"

Zhao Guanren got into the black tent and lay down, the little county lord immediately fell on his chest, kissed him with big watery eyes, and said in a shy voice: "The painting has to be hidden, if the master's body is seen, it will be a loss!"

"Come! Scream the county horse master to come to cool ......"

"The good ...... of the master"

The little county lord was lying on him, and the girl who was in love was also impulsive, and before he finished speaking, he took the initiative to kiss Zhao Guanren, and the little eunuch hurriedly said: "Master, you take it, but don't get pregnant, you can't explain it when you go back!"

"Yo~ A little eunuch still understands this, there is a man in the palace......"

Zhao Guanren raised his head amusedly, and the little county lord smiled: "Who said it, aren't the princes and grandsons all men."

, The palace is idle, my brothers, I understand that when I was seven or eight years old, I see a lot of little kuizi, and I often serve those prodigal hooves!haha~"

"What prodigal hooves, princess and other lords......"

Zhao Guanren sat up with the little county lord in his arms, and his energetic expression was clearly saying...... If you talk about that, then I'm not sleepy.

"The adult princesses are all married, and there are only two county lords living in the palace......"

The little eunuch said with a smile: "There are more women and fewer men in the palace, and there are a lot of palace maids who can't stand loneliness, especially the concubines who have fallen out of favor, they know the taste of men, and let us serve when bathing, although they can't do serious things, but they can also secretly solve their cravings!"

"Is this a full cut or a half cut, and is there a ...... that is not clean?"

Zhao Guanren stared at him curiously like a baby, and asked, "Do you even have to wait for Gong Gong, and the little county lord's ass also has to help wipe it?"

"Of course, it's all cut, if there is a stubble, then cut another stubble......"

The little eunuch said: "The rules of the Gong are also big, for example, when the queen goes out, the chief eunuch will shout, take off the phoenix robe, sprinkle the phoenix water, clip the phoenix eyes, one clip, two clips, three clips, wipe the phoenix eyes, but this is all the palace maid's service, the eunuch can't help the master wipe his belly!"

"Nima!

Zhao Guanren shook his head in amazement and said, "You have to have a rhythm to pull a poop, and you are not afraid to pull your pants!"

"Puff~"

The little county lord burst into laughter and said: "That's why I don't like to stay in the palace, a lot of broken rules, but my father pointed at me to make the imperial grandfather happy, and the imperial grandfather was reluctant to let me get married, I am afraid that he will have to wait a few more years before he can marry me!"

"Then how can you be willing to let it out this time, this is an epidemic area......"

Zhao Guanren looked at her thoughtfully, and the little county lord smiled: "The imperial grandfather is afraid that the imperial grandfather will deceive the superiors and subordinates, so he specially instructed me to come here to see more and ask more questions, and report to him one by one after returning to the palace, and the imperial grandfather is very angry with the Beijing Governor's Guard, and I will beg my grandfather to change the yamen when I turn around, so as not to be implicated!"

"Women's families don't care about their affairs, they don't need to talk ......"

Zhao Guanren had an expression of soft rice and hard food, but the little county lord ate him, and he couldn't kiss him enough to hug him happily, but a red official ship suddenly sailed in front of him, and there were guards in the distance who drank loudly.

"Alas~ You can count it, almost something big happened......"

The little eunuch knelt at the stern of the boat and cried, the people in the deep palace compound are different, all of them are good at acting skills, even the little county lord cried and crawled out, Zhao Guanren simply tilted his head and pretended to be dead, anyway, he had already got a face of pig blood.

......

"Daddy!"

The little county lord cried and threw himself into Prince Duan's arms, Prince Duan was already waiting in the gate of Xie Mansion, hugging her excitedly with red eyes, and Zhao Guanren was being carried by the guards with a door panel, looking half-dead.

'I'm Nima, so many wives......

Zhao Guanren peeked at it, Prince Duan's family had a group of wives and concubines, he really couldn't tell which one was the princess, and there were a few half-grown sons and girls, who should not have already reached adulthood.

"Daddy, mother, there are thieves ......"

The little county lord cried and said: "I was singing and dancing with Zhao Yunxuan in the backyard, Ning'er was greedy for a while, and followed Zhao Yunxuan into the house to eat fructose from Lantai County, how did I know that there was a secret passage in that house, and two masked thieves stunned Ning'er and took Ning'er away!"

"Secret passage?"

Prince Duan exclaimed: "Why is there a secret passage in the inner courtyard of this Xie Mansion, why don't you tell the accompanying guards, who is so brave that you dare to kidnap my son!"

"Your Highness, I am incompetent......

Zhao Guanren pretended to sit up with difficulty, and said guiltily: "I was stunned with the little county lord, but fortunately, the city gate was locked in the dark, and the thief imprisoned us in a gambling house, I found a chance to break free from the rope and slaughtered two spies to rescue the county lord!"

Prince Duan was shocked and said, "Ji thief, how can there be a good thief in this Xie Mansion?"

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It happened suddenly! I don't know what ...... I do."

Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "It may be related to the recent corpse plague, the Ji people seem to be looking for something, and they didn't find it before they attacked the county lord, His Royal Highness can send someone to the secret passage to investigate!"

"Damn it, the king himself went to find out ......."

Prince Duan burst into foul language murderously, Zhao Guanren hurriedly made a look, and the little county lord cried and said that he was tired, and walked to the house with the princess in his arms, and the little eunuch also chased after him.

"Your Highness, please come with me......"

Zhao Guanren stumbled forward with his chest covered, and a large number of guards surrounded Prince Duan to follow, and soon came to the inner courtyard of Xie Mansion.

"What a Xie family! Dare to harbor lucky thieves, this king wants to behead these rebels all over the house......"

Prince Duan roared with a hideous face, and the guards immediately carried oil lamps and went in, in fact, most of the Xie family members didn't know about this secret passage, but it didn't include the Liu family of Guanyue Pavilion, because this was the secret passage where she had an affair with Xie Yuanwai.

'Hey~'

Zhao Guanren leaned to the side and smiled, the Liu family was kicked out of the Xie family, although he was named as a concubine of the son with kidney deficiency, he was actually shared by the father and son, and finally unfortunately let Mrs. Xie catch the adulterer in bed.

After the Liu family was beaten violently by Mrs. Xie, he threw him into the Qinglou to be an old bustard, Zhao Guanren noticed that she had a grudge against the Xie family, and he funded it more than ten days ago to open a Hexi casino for the Liu family, earning more than ten times more than Guanyue Pavilion.

Although the Liu family still maintained a wait-and-see attitude, secretly operating the Hexi Casino, and at the same time making a false deal with the Xie family, the Xie family's secrets had already been leaked by her.

"Your Highness!"

A guard came out of the secret passage, clasped his fists and said: "The secret passage leads directly to the house facing the street, there are traces of drag and fighting, there are two bubbles of urine stains on the ground, and leftover cold rice, I believe the thief has been hiding in it for a long time!"

"Bastard! Lao Tzu is going to destroy the Xie family's full ......"

Prince Duan roared again, and Zhao Guanren's brain was running rapidly, this matter was his temporary idea, and the plan was not perfect, and there were several loopholes that had to be filled.

"Your Highness, can you take a step to speak......

Zhao Guanren suddenly stepped forward with his fists clenched, Prince Duan was slightly stunned, frowned and followed him to the next door.

"Your Highness, it's best to investigate this matter in secret, because the county lord is almost humiliated......"

Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "When the county lord was rescued from his humble duties, the county lord had been stripped of his skirt by the thieves, and he was about to succeed in one step, and two thieves escaped, if they let them publicize this matter, I am afraid it will be a shame on the county lord's reputation!"

"Dog Thief !!"

Prince Duan trembled angrily, and roared angrily: "This group of god-killing dog thieves, this king will definitely break their corpses into ten thousand pieces!"

"Your Highness is angry! The humble post has two preparations, one is to catch the thief and kill it on the spot......"

Zhao Guanren said: "The second is to quickly send someone to pretend to be the county lord and go to a noisy place to walk around, even if you can't catch the escaped thief, no matter how they arrange and publicize it, as long as the people see the little county lord on the street, she will only be greedy for fun for a while!"

"Yes, yes, yes, reasonable......

Prince Duan patted his head and said: "If you let the thief escape, he will definitely shout out in front of the battle, and use it to insult my border soldiers, and then Ning'er's reputation will not be guaranteed, and my father will have to severely punish me, do it quickly, don't let others know about it!"

"Humble and orderly! I'm going to borrow the little eunuch for ......."

Zhao Guanren ran out very happily, the ancients had no specific concept of time, even if someone reported tomorrow that he and the little county lord were seen in the casino, Prince Duan would disagree, thinking that he was carrying a fake county lord.

"Let's go, take it for supper......"

Zhao Guanren took the little eunuch away with a smile, and when he went out from the back door, he happened to see the Xie family being escorted over, and a group of people were still confused, completely unaware of what was going on.