Chapter 280: Not Seriously

"These two are very— stupid. Ross pondered for a moment, but could not think of an accurate adjective.

Judging from the opening article so far, it's very average.

Not only does I feel very stupid.,The male protagonist Guido can't do what he can't do.,It's just a matter of repairing the car.,I didn't help at all.,Mess up a slightly chubby friend.,I'm driven away.。

Guido came to the side of the car to repair and wash his hands, it was a granary, he wandered around, and then the plot revealed another characteristic of the protagonist - chattering.

Seeing a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, guarding a small carriage full of ingredients, the male protagonist Guido opened his mouth with a series of questions: "Can I buy it here?", "Is this a small market?", "Where is Mom?" "How old are you?" "I've asked too many questions, so I'll just ask you one: What's your name?"

When she opened her mouth to ask five questions, the girl didn't know how to answer.

was regarded as a king before, so Guido joked that he was a prince, and this place was still his territory, and the girl looked at the male protagonist's dress, a brown bowler hat, and an off-white pinstripe shirt with a sweater over it, so she didn't look like a prince.

It's really a joke for the girl, and Guido later said that "I still have a date with the princess, so I have to go", and I'm going to go back to see if my friend has repaired the car.

The male owner took a friend's car.,Came to the city to join the uncle.,The girl obviously couldn't believe it.,So I asked when the date with the princess was.。

Guido's answer is now, as soon as the words fell, Dora, the female protagonist who was cleaning the honeycomb in the barn, was stung in the thigh by a wild bee, so she fell from the second floor, and the male protagonist successfully caught it, when the meat pad fell on the haystack.

Dora's actor is Leia, wearing a purple floral dress and a black gauze hat, and her appearance is quite good.

"Good morning, my princess. Guido couldn't help but blurt out.

What do you want to chase the goddess?

Bold and careful, Guido carried it out very well, and when he heard that Dora had been stung by a wild bee, he hurriedly sucked out the tail thorn with his mouth.

If it weren't for the fact that Guido saved people's lives just now, and Italy was still relatively open, it would have been a slap in the face when they met for the first time.

Guido was shameless and chattering, and the first meeting left an impression on Dora's mind.

The car was also repaired, and Guido took the car to the city, but there was a delay on the way, and it was dark when he entered the city, and there was no one on the street.

The two got out of the car and saw Uncle Guido's horse, which was close to his uncle's house, and ran into a group of Fasi tearing out of the door recklessly.

Guido's uncle, who runs a restaurant in the city, said that he could clean up the warehouse and settle down for Guido and his friends.

The two entered the warehouse and found their uncle slumped on the floor, apparently by the same group of people.

The uncle is also old, although he is wearing a suit, but there are not a few hairs in his hair, Guido hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.

Apparently accustomed to it, the uncle stood firm and tidied up his clothes, and the uncle explained some things and left the warehouse.

"The words of the thirties were the persecution of the Jews?" Cauchy thought for a moment, but it didn't feel appropriate to add the persecution of the Jewish people to the comedy.

There are many movies that show this, whether it is the earth or the Yuandi star, but there is no expression in the form of comedy at all, and Cauchy wants to know how Chu Shun will shoot it.

Guido came to the city just to work as a waiter in his uncle's restaurant, and he also had a small plan, to open a bookstore, and to open a bookstore, he naturally needed to apply at the city hall.

Think about what era it was, the efficiency of the current city hall is generally not high, not to mention at that time, so after the application form is filled out, it has to be signed by the administrative officer, and it takes several years to apply for approval.

Guido happened to see the consul Rudolph off work, and hurriedly tried to ask Rudolph to sign, but Rudolph did not sign after work, and said that his replacement colleague would arrive in an hour.

Regardless of whether Rudolph was deliberately embarrassed by Guido's Jew and didn't want to work even after work for a second, he refused anyway and made him wait an extra hour.

It was also Guido's bad luck that he touched the flowerpot on the windowsill while dancing, and the flowerpot fell naturally in accordance with Newton's laws, and the key was that Rudolph caught it with his head - Quala.

Guido hurriedly ran down and asked Rudolph if he was injured, and it can be seen that the male protagonist is still kind

Rudolph went to the car where he put his hat aside, shook the dirt off his clothes, and Guido put the eggs in his hand into the hat on the car.

I forgot to say that this egg is Dora's thank you gift after saving people before, and it has been put in her coat pocket.

The front sat down and almost crushed, so I kept holding it on my hands.

Rudolph, the political officer, waved Guido's hand away in disgust, and said that he would never want to open a bookstore in his life, and then put on his bowler hat.

Guido didn't have time to stop it, and the egg in the hat successfully shattered, and the egg white and yolk flowed onto Rudolph's face.

Enraged, Rudolph chases Guido on the spot, and Guido rides away and bumps into Dora, whom he saw last time.

Then last time Guido was under as a meat pad, which belonged to the male and female top, and this time it was the female and the male above.

The second time we met, but we were still being chased and killed by the political officials, and we didn't have time to talk, Guido left a sentence: Hello my princess, can we stand next time we meet?

The career plan to open a bookstore was shattered like this, so I only worked as a waiter in my uncle's restaurant, and the plot during the period was relatively bland, and even seemed too bland.

The only thing worth saying is that Guido saw her princess for the third time and knew that Dora was an elementary school teacher and that the family conditions were good, so he chose a boyfriend who was the right person, and he was the political official who had a feud with Guido before.

"Titanic again?" Rose couldn't help but feel familiar when he saw this.

It's natural to be familiar, Carl who is green and Rudolph who is excited to be green are both actors.

It's just that Suge, who gained weight and became greasy, played Rudolph, and Carl, who was decisive and vicious, actually couldn't tell that they were actors.

Anyway, Ross didn't see it, he just felt that the heroine was upper-class again, and then he was suppressed and met the male protagonist to pursue love.

It is true that the routine is eternal, but the two consecutive red fruit fruits are the same, which is excessive.

Cauchy couldn't help frowning when he saw that the heroine Dora had a relationship with Rudolph, but soon regained his composure, because he still had confidence.

"I heard that this movie was shot in just over two months, is it really careless?" The old director Kanta, because of his age, has been staring at the screen intently, his eyes are very sour.

Kanta was talking to himself, "Eight Miles", as the last work, must want a good result for the Golden Bear Award, and there is also a survey of the shortlisted works, and the most competitive is "Beautiful Life".

As a veteran director, Kanta has a bit of a way to learn where the film started filming to post-production, and it only took more than three months in total, that is to say, it was only more than two months when shooting.

Ross heard Kanta talking to himself, and couldn't help but think about it, according to Chu Shun's ability to write scripts, a little more serious would not be like this.

When the audience has different thoughts, the plot is still played down, and good movies will depict supporting roles, such as Ruth and Jack who came out of the Titanic, and many supporting characters have distinct images.

There are also two characters in the beautiful life who stand out, first of all, my uncle taught Guido that service is an excellent art, and God is to serve the people of the world, but he is by no means a servant.

At the same time, there is also Dr. Lessing, a German doctor who likes to guess riddles, how much does he like to guess riddles?

The film uses an example to show that Dr. Lessing is going to close the restaurant at night, comes to eat, and then gives the riddle that "the denser it is, the more invisible it is"

The answer is darkness.

Not to mention standing in the perspective of domestic brain turning, the perspective in Europe is very simple, and then the male protagonist Guido wants to guess the mystery for five minutes while serving the food, and Dr. Lessing thinks about it for eight days before he comes up with the answer.

Dr. Lessing calls Guido a genius, which shows that doctors love to guess riddles, but the riddle guessing technique is terrible.

This feeling is a bit similar to the Ultimate Three Kingdoms, when Hu Yanjue Luo Xiu answered the ninety-nine multiplication table, the stunned scene in the classroom was a bit similar.

Guido also gives Dr. Lessing a riddle: Snow White eats with the seven dwarfs, and guess how soon Snow White will give the next dish.

Dr. Lessing, who received the riddle, immediately took out the banknote and began to write and draw, Guido reminded the doctor to eat first, otherwise the salmon salad would lose water for a long time, and it would not taste good.

The doctor refused, and there was a riddle that he couldn't eat, which fully explained what it means to be addicted to food.

It also happened that an official from the Ministry of Education came from Rome and asked Guido to entertain him. But now the restaurant kitchens are closed, the chefs are gone, and there is no way to serve the guests.

Unable to get his uncle to say that the officials would tip a lot, Guido decided to receive it, knowing that Dr. Lessing was in a state of revelation, writing and drawing, and the salmon salad and white wine that had just been delivered did not move at all.

The following episode fully shows Guido's wit, although the official said that he knew that the restaurant was going to close now, and he could eat whatever he wanted, even if it was cold.

But instead of direct salmon salad, Guido replied that it was all delicious and asked the official what he wanted to eat, and the official replied that it should be lighter.

"There were lamb chops, pork liver, tonkatsu, roasted suckling lard with plenty of water, and fish. ”

"We had the fattest dace, steamed sausage eel with cheese and fresh salmon. ”

"And what about the side dishes? We have sautéed mushrooms in heavy oil, fried potatoes made with Nancy butter, and cucumbers stewed in oil. ”

Many times, you may seem like you have a lot of options, but you don't.

Naturally, the Ministry of Education officials chose salmon and were overjoyed to hear that there were also side dishes, and finally offered to ask if they could have some vegetables, such as salad.

"It's a shame that the sautéed mushrooms are really delicious, but how about respecting your opinion and serving you a salmon salad with a glass of white wine?"

The official of the Ministry of Education nodded with great satisfaction, when you go to the restaurant at night, you can still choose the food you are satisfied with, is there anything luckier than this?

But seconds later, as soon as the official was relieved and ready to rest, Guido brought the meal to him, and the latter were stunned, are the restaurant kitchens so efficient now?

At the same time, Guidoye discovered one thing, and the documents of the Ministry of Education officials showed that the primary school he was going to inspect was the school where the princess he wanted to be a teacher.

There's a plot button in front.,At the third meeting,Dora said that the male protagonist always appeared in front of her out of nowhere.,And then Guido said that you don't have to be haunted in the future.,You can date.。

Dora, who has a boyfriend, naturally can't agree, even if she doesn't like the boyfriend arranged by the family, so she refuses what Guido said, and says that she still likes Guido to come out of nowhere.

The fourth elusive meeting came, and Guido came to the elementary school posing as a cultural inspector, and all the teachers and the best classes of the school were waiting, and then Guido came.

Dora looked at Guido in disbelief, and her eyes were very surprised, Guido still said "Good morning, my princess".

This plot was originally a satirical plot, Guido, as a Jew, pretending to be Germanic, according to the request of the school leaders, talked about the advantages and disadvantages of the race, from the navel to the pores, the hair was praised, and the irony was very strong.

The plot itself is fine, but Guido jumps on the podium, lifts his own clothes, and takes off his pants, which is very embarrassing.

Italian movies are often criticized for exaggerated acting, as well as too much action and exaggerated plot, Chu Shun modified the act of taking off his clothes and pants during filming, as for jumping on the podium, this did not change to create Guido's bold character.