Chapter 896: Laughing, Touching, Screaming



The town of Bamboo Heart, as its name suggests, is surrounded by secret bamboo forests. Please search () to see the most complete!The fastest update of this town surrounded by bamboo forests, just like its name, quiet and peaceful.

However, even the quietest town will have its occasional accident or story, just as even the calmest water will have its own waves.

On this day, on the busiest street in the middle of the town, there was a very strange scene.

From the east end of the street, a boy in brocade clothes and shining gold came from the entrance of the town. I saw that this prince was covered with jewels, wearing a crown made of pure gold on his head, a jade belt on his waist was oblique, and a variety of precious gold and jade accessories were hung on the jade belt, and he was wearing various types of wrenches and rings on his two hands and ten fingers, and there were two on one finger.

Looking at the feet, the green silk leather boots are inlaid with quail egg-sized jade on the front and back, which is simply blinding. When this boy stands in front of people, it is definitely a moving treasure exhibition stand!

With so many treasures in his body, it is said that this person should be extravagant and admirable. But these things give people a sense of gangsterism in him. And more importantly, this bejeweled boy brother has another great characteristic, that is, ugly, surprisingly ugly.

Fighting eyebrows, triangular eyes, garlic nose and thin mouth, in short, his appearance, no matter who it is, will definitely be remembered for a lifetime at a glance.

Not to mention the ugly appearance, the clothes are also loose, the gold crown is crooked, the jade belt around the waist is oblique, it is obviously a yellow coat but accompanied by a pair of green shoes, plus the posture of walking step by step, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a gangster who has just robbed a jewelry store.

"Hey, I said, how do you sell these oranges?"

"Childe, you really have a vision, I am a high-grade tangerine, not sweet and no money, if you really want it, a pound of silver coins!"

The peddler who bought the oranges said to the boy with a smile on his face, he didn't expect such a gorgeously dressed boy to take a fancy to the oranges on his roadside stall, and his heart was suddenly overjoyed. Such wealthy customers often don't care about the price, maybe they are lucky today and can make a lot of money. But he also knows that the rich man has a high morale, you can't lie to him, and he can reward you as much as he wants, but if you dare to falsely report the price, you will definitely not be able to eat and walk around.

Honestly quoted the price, and the peddler waited for the rich boy to give him a reward casually, thinking about why he had to make a small fortune, but he didn't think that the boy said:

"What, a pound of silver? This is a robbery, what oranges can be worth so much money, you sell ginseng? When I was a master, I never bought oranges, right? Besides, look at your oranges, they all have skins, a silver coin is too expensive, it's really a point, a copper coin is a pound, can you sell it?"

The hawker was about to cry when he heard it, what oranges don't have skin, a copper coin, it's better to give it away directly, thinking that when he met a nobleman, he didn't think it was this thing.

"Childe, you are doing well, I am really a tangerine, different from ordinary oranges, a silver coin is really not expensive, I don't believe you can taste it." ”

"Taste it, taste it, you orange...... Hmm? hmm...... It's very sweet, oops...... It's really sweet and juicy, not bad, no...... Not bad what, you this though sweet...... But...... But so ...... So...... Small, yes, it's so small, it's not enough to stuff your teeth, how much do you have to eat to be full? A silver coin is too expensive, why don't you give you a real price, two copper coins a pound, how about it?"

The peddler saw that the boy was eating his own oranges and bargaining with himself involuntarily, and he was really about to cry. Seeing that the boy had finished eating the fifth orange and was about to go to get the sixth, the peddler finally surrendered.

"Childe, you are amazing, the small one agreed, two copper coins a catty. ”

"Okay, that's right," the boy patted him on the shoulder with great satisfaction, and then turned to the old servant on the side and said, "Old Huang, pick oranges!"

The old servant next to him picked a pound of oranges with a distorted face, and then listened to the boy brother say again:

"Give him a silver coin, and we'll continue completely!"

"Ah......h

"Uh...... Young master?"

Huang Lao and the orange seller were stunned together, and the two of them looked at the boy in front of them with puzzlement and resentment, and they had the urge to strangle him to death.

"What do you see, what kind of expression do you have, does this son's silver coin include the reward for him, the price of oranges is still two copper coins a catty, hey, what kind of eyes are you, can't a person with status like Ben Gongzi give money to others?"

"Yes, that's great!"

Huang Lao and the stall owner nodded together, both of them were about to cry in their hearts, can't they just give a silver coin directly, why do you have to bargain, and finally give the original price after the price is paid, are you playing with people or playing with people or playing with people?

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take the money, what should you do, and then the young master of the ink book will smash your mess!"

The ugly boy's eyes glared, and he immediately silenced the orange seller, hurriedly and obediently picked up a silver coin handed over by Huang Lao, and weakly turned his body away. Seeing that the master and servant did not look this way, he hurriedly and quietly pushed the cart and ran in the opposite direction, for fear of encountering this neurotic disorder again.

The people around also had a deeper understanding of the ugly boy, and everyone was cautiously pointing and praying that the boy wouldn't find him.

Especially the vendors of the two-step stalls are even more silent. They don't have the heart to send back a small fortune now.

Fortunately, the pair of master and servant did not patronize other stalls at this time, and the boy and brother walked down the street step by step, and the people around him were all in awe of him when they saw what he had just done, and a vacuum area with a radius of several meters was formed around him.

Brother Childe seemed to be satisfied with this state of affairs, and did not care about the behavior of people pointing on both sides of the street, and at this time his attention had gradually shifted, from the vendors on both sides to the pedestrians on the street. When he saw the woman passing by, as long as she looked a little delicate, his eyes would always shine, and he would even reach out and touch it under the stunned gaze of everyone. Although it misses every time, the screams of the woman caused still make the boy laugh.

In this way, the boy laughed presumptuously, touched, screamed, and walked to the middle of the street with the ashamed old servant.

Just as they walked to a two-story teahouse in front of the middle of the street, they suddenly heard an arrogant voice from in front of them:

"Where did this earth girl who doesn't know the height of the earth come from, she actually stained Miss Ben's new clothes, and she is looking for death, see if I don't kill you uneducated little cub. ”

As she spoke, she saw a brutal woman on the opposite side swinging her fist and was about to hit a six or seven-year-old girl in front of her.

The eyes of the people around moved from the ugly boy here, and everyone looked curiously at the arrogant woman who was about to commit violence to a child.

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