Chapter 17 King Gesang Canghao
Gesang was very embarrassed, and hurriedly whispered: "Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense......"
Cang Hao also lowered his voice: "You yourself are a liar, and you dare to seal the Living Buddha for others?"
"Listen, I can't help it, help me finish this play......" Gesang said with a bitter face: "If you are all friends, you should do me a favor!"
Cang Hao is most afraid that others will use the name of his friend to blackmail him, so he has no choice but not to speak.
Gesang coughed twice and raised his voice again: "Now please ask His Holiness Gesang Canghao to give you a lecture." ”
Cang Hao didn't know that he still needed to speak, but he really had nothing to say.
Recalling that Gesang and the circle of friends that the unbelieving Zen master usually posted, they are all kinds of chicken soup for the soul, and this kind of thing seems to be more suitable for serving chicken soup.
Cang Hao hesitated for a moment, and finally opened his mouth to say: "The reason why the ugly duckling can become a white swan is not because of how hard it works, but because its parents are originally white swans." ”
"Well said!" Gesang immediately continued: "Many people always complain about the unfairness of fate, why do they work hard, but they are not as good as others casually. In fact, the real problem is not in yourself, but in the family, and only the difference in the family is insurmountable. Then some people have to ask, why can others be reincarnated as the second generation of red, the second generation of rich, the second generation of officials, but I am a poor second generation? The answer is very simple, people have accumulated virtue in their previous lives, so they have good fortune in this life, and they are reincarnated in a good family!"
An aunt asked very seriously: "Master, many second-generation misdeeds, is it also the blessing of the previous life?"
"They do nothing in this life, and it affects the next life, and they won't be so lucky to be reincarnated after they die......," sighed, Gesang said with great emotion: "Therefore, what you need to do is not to complain about the injustice of fate, but to accumulate virtue and do good deeds to cultivate blessings for your next life." ”
Gesang's words seemed to be quite convincing, and many people nodded yes below, with serious expressions.
Gesang was a little proud: "Let's give a round of applause to His Holiness Gesang Canghao's wonderful teaching!"
The good men and women immediately began to applaud, and the hall was filled with warm applause, which made Cang Hao quite embarrassed.
Gesang raised his hands and pressed down, signaled that the applause stopped, and said: "Recently, I plan to recreate a golden body for the Buddha, and the time has come for everyone to cultivate blessings for themselves......
Gesang's previous words were quite level, and Cang Hao casually came to such a negative energy, which allowed him to make such a profound interpretation in connection with the current society, full of fatalism and mysticism.
But what Gesang said was not at any level, because the reason for recreating the golden body of the Buddha had been used too many times, and Cang Hao felt that Gesang should have a new excuse.
Helplessly, although the reason is old-fashioned, it is still very effective, and the good men and women in the hall got up one after another and stuffed money into the donation box.
Looking at the stacks of brand-new tickets entering the donation box, Gesang was very satisfied: "Today, all donors who donate, please go to the signature book and record their names." Pom Rinpoche will recite sutras and pray for you every day, wishing you family reunion, happiness and health, and abundant financial resources......"
Next, Gesang looked at Canghao and said meaningfully: "King Gesang Canghao, you are a successful person, I don't know how much you are willing to contribute to the Buddha?"
"How can there be such a thing as donation?" Cang Hao was unwilling to contribute a penny to these scammers, and hurriedly said: "I didn't bring any money when I went out today......"
Gesang immediately said: "Checks are also okay!"
"I didn't even bring cash, how could I bring a checkbook!"
"You always bring a credit card, right?" Gesang took out a POS machine as if he was playing a trick: "You can swipe the card!"
Cang Hao got up from his seat, came to Gesang, and asked in a low voice: "You have a big game, you even asked me to donate, I don't know who to donate to me!"
"Just for a show...... Gesang said in a low voice: "Wait a minute, you enter the password, deliberately enter the wrong one, and then I will say that you donated a million, but you can't get a penny of the money." ”
Cang Hao was a little stupid: "This can also work?"
"Why not?" Gesang said seriously: "I know that you are better than me, I just need you to play an exemplary role!"
Cang Hao was a little angry: "Why did I slam the door?"
Gesang didn't care what Cang Hao said, and shouted loudly: "Cang Hao, the president of Cao's Finance, donated two million!"
The two of them spoke in a very low voice, and the good men and women in the hall couldn't hear it, but everyone heard Gesang's words.
The good man and the woman immediately gave a round of applause, which made Cang Hao feel a little satisfied: "In this way, I will add another 500,000 to make up an auspicious number." ”
"Okay! Then two and a half million!" Gesang immediately entered two and a half million on the POS machine, and then handed it to Cang Hao.
And Cang Hao is really like a wrong password, and the transaction was not successful, but the good men and women in the hall are a little far away and can't see clearly.
Gesang really didn't plan to ask Canghao to donate, so he thought that the money had already been transferred: "Thank you, Your Holiness Kelsang Canghao, Ben Rinpoche will definitely make good use of this donation, and Ze will be born for the benefit of the world." ”
Cang Hao's behavior did play an exemplary role, and some good men and women who had not donated money immediately came to donate.
There are also some people who originally donated, probably because they felt that the donation was too little, and they actually stuffed a lot of money into the donation box.
This made Cang Hao find a business opportunity: "It's better to do this, I really donate two million, and it will at least look good and be more convincing on the books." ”
Gesang squinted at Cang Hao: "And then?"
"Then you give me back two and a half million. ”
Gesang rolled his eyes: "No way!"
"You're going to eat alone, aren't you?"
"I've made you the Dharma King, what else do you want?"
"You yourself are all impersonating, and you dare to crown someone else as the Dharma King?" Cang Hao was a little angry: "You are too bold!"
Gesang snorted lightly and ignored Cang Hao.
Although he did not believe that the Zen master stayed in Cuifeng Village, this ceremony was run by Gesang from beginning to end, and it was also presentable.
Unexpectedly, there was still a job for Feng Zenzi here, and this fake Taoist priest stood next to him and shouted: "This is the end of the enthronement ceremony of King Gesang Canghao!"
Cang Hao understood that today's incident was a trap for himself by the two monks, using his identity to recruit believers for them.
The two monks suddenly went to Cuifeng Village to find themselves, just to let themselves help star in this play, and what is even more hateful is that they didn't say it explicitly, and they completely used themselves to automatically play a supporting role without knowing it.
This made Cang Hao a little depressed, he often deceived people, but he didn't expect to be deceived by others.
As soon as the ceremony was over, the men and women rushed forward and asked Gesang about all kinds of questions, such as how to cross their legs when meditating, or what scriptures to recite themselves.
Gesang is very patient and answers them one by one, probably for the sake of money.
Although Cang Hao is a local tyrant and has donated so much money on the surface, the public's attention is on Gesang, and no one pays attention to Cang Hao.
Feng Chanzi walked over and said with a smile: "Boss, I'll take you to rest......"
"It's time for me to rest!" Cang Hao stood up and strode out of the main hall, but he didn't know where to go.
The two monks together changed the layout of the Duolin Temple a lot, and many rooms were diverted for other purposes, not what it was when Cang Hao occupied this place.
Cang Hao didn't care so much, he directly found a side room and went in, planning to change the monk's robe on his body first.
This wing used to be an activity room, where the Blood Lion mercenaries often chatted or played cards, but now it has been renovated.
In the center of the room is a jade-carved Arhat statue, with two futons placed underneath, which appear to be used for meditation.
On the left hand side is a sea of tea, which can entertain guests, and on the right hand side are several groups of multi-treasure grids, which are filled with various cultural toys and books.
Cang Hao walked to Duobaoge's side and took a look, and sure enough, all the literary toys displayed on it were from the hands of the unbelieving Zen master, none of them were true, and it seemed that the unbelieving Zen master was cheating and did not lose his profession.
There is an open space in the middle of these groups of Duobaoge, and there is a very large Maitreya couch.
Maitreya couch is a kind of bedding, a kind of traditional Han furniture, roughly divided into two kinds, with a corset and without a corset, and the one with a corset is also called the Arhat bed.
There are two kinds of bedding of the Han people, which are used for big sleep and small nap, and big sleep is formal sleep at night, usually with a step bed and a shelf bed.
The Maitreya couch and the arhat bed are used for napping, that is, taking a nap at noon, and there is also a function to entertain guests. Traditional Han etiquette, the highest level of hospitality is on the bed, the two side by side half lying on the Luohan couch, smoking a big cigarette while talking about the kiln sister in the green building, while the aunt is pinching her feet below, a proper Chinese style.
To say that it is not a violation to put a Maitreya couch in this place, the problem is that the size of this Maitreya couch is too big, and the four people lying on it are very spacious, and it is hidden behind Duobaoge, which cannot but make people suspicious.
Cang Hao could roughly guess what the two monks were usually doing here, so he didn't bother to care, and turned around and came out from behind Duobaoge.
Just then, the door opened, and a man entered.
It was a woman, with a tight T-shirt on her upper body and a short denim skirt underneath, and most of her snow-white slender legs were exposed.
She is very beautiful, wears a very thick foundation, and wears a pair of large sunglasses, which is generally the way celebrities go out.
Cang Hao felt a little familiar when he saw this woman, and he couldn't remember it for a while, but this woman saw Cang Hao and said hello very calmly: "Oh, isn't this Mr. Cang...... Oh, no, it should be called King Kelsang Canghao now. ”
"Don't listen to Gesang's nonsense, in fact, ......" Cang Hao sighed: "That's right! I am the Dharma King!"
Hearing the other party's voice, Cang Hao remembered, this is an artist under Haitian Entertainment, and he met him when he went to participate in the celebration of Haitian Entertainment, but he really couldn't remember what her name was.