In this way, I became an experimental tool for my father to practice the technique of injections, and every day I staged a "miserable" drama of doctors and patients.

Moreover, my gluteus maximus muscles on the left and right sides are all small needles next to each other, accompanied by redness and swelling, just like a "strawberry" that has grown more deformed due to external interference during the growth process, and many times it hurts and I can't walk.

What worries me even more is whether I will squeeze the poop out of the needle when I want to go to the toilet and sink...... There is a feeling of intimidation when I think about it.

However, despite the physical pain, I achieved what I wanted, got the result I wanted, and I always thought that it was worth it! I am happy and have no regrets.

You know, faking illness is always the best way to distract your parents. In this way, their wars can be completely stopped, and all the provisions of the "Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence" will be strictly observed.

In addition to these, I have also seen Chinese medicine and taken Chinese medicine. A doctor diagnoses that the prescription doesn't work, and then various doctors diagnose and dispense the medicine for me.

Forehead......

So far, I have a question that has never been answered, and it has become a mystery that cannot be verified. That's why I didn't have any abnormal reaction after taking so many kinds of medicines prescribed by the doctor, and the yellow pills at home at home only used 3 pills to make my stomach ach, let alone eat more. Is it really poison?

As the saying goes, sooner or later, you have to pay it back, and the cause you planted yourself must bear the corresponding consequences. In the same way, in addition to using countless lies to round up the lies you tell, you also need to bear the corresponding consequences.

Western medicine is okay to say, it's not a problem at all.

Close your eyes and drink!

Taking Chinese medicine can be a hard job.

I don't know if you have such an experience, is it very bitter to drink the decoction prepared by traditional Chinese medicine?

Bitter! Bitter indeed!

The doctor of traditional Chinese medicine also let me drink Coptis water, yes, it is the ideal Coptis chinensis in your heart!

But for the sake of the realistic effect of the plot, I had to drink all the boiled medicine. Coptis water, three times a day, one bowl at a time.

As for me, I am even more bold and absolutely stuffy!

Come on, it!

The most bizarre medicine is Chinese medicine powder.

Please allow me to complain again, I don't know which "lack of virtue" Chinese medicine prescription, actually requires all the Chinese medicine to be mixed together and ground into powder, and the taste that can't go down with water is absolutely aftertaste, and I can't eat it all in one go!

What's even more strange is that some of the medicinal powder must be swallowed with saliva, and you can't drink a sip of water during the period, because it is said that the medicinal properties in it will not be destroyed by water!

Although Chinese herbal medicine is one of the most magnificent treasures of the Chinese nation, it also has a very obvious drawback, that is, the taste - except for bitterness, it is bitter. The medicinal soup boiled out is difficult to swallow, let alone ground into powder and chewed.

When you chew the powder, you will feel more "strong" in your mouth! There are all kinds of sweet, sour, bitter and spicy, which makes people have an "endless aftertaste". It is precisely because the powder is dry that the drier it is, the more it can't swallow, the more it can't swallow, the more it wants to vomit, take a bite and spit it out, eat it and vomit it, and continue to eat it after vomiting, which is 100 times more uncomfortable than drinking Huoxiang Zhengqi water.

The mood at this time could not be more appropriate to describe as "dumb eating coptis".

If you can't understand this feeling, then I can come up with an idea, just pour Huoxiang Zhengqi water into your mouth and don't swallow it, and then let it turn in a circle in your mouth like tasting red wine, I believe you must suddenly realize it like an initiation.

Not only that, my parents also took me to see Daxian, and asked Daxian to help me "exorcise ghosts and subdue demons", and when Daxian drew several talismans, according to Daxian's requirements, I wrote my birth date on the back of the talisman at a certain year, month, day, and time, and then burned it into ashes and soaked water at a few minutes and seconds in the morning of a certain day.

Is there a way to solve it? Of course not, you can only bear the sins you have created.

There is also a type of Chinese medicine collectively called pills, which is about the size of a quail egg, which is a type of Chinese medicine and is also difficult to eat, but it is much easier to swallow in comparison.

One day, before I went to school in the afternoon, my father took out the pill and put it in front of me and said, "Dunzi, take the medicine and go to school later." ”

For me, who was a little frightened when I saw Chinese medicine, although I didn't want to, I couldn't disobey my father's will, so I had to step forward, and when I was about to eat it, I had an idea, so I said to my father: "Dad, I'll take the medicine and eat it while walking on the road!"

"Okay, then don't forget on your way. ”

Maybe it was because I was too active and obedient in my usual life, and my father agreed without hesitation or thought.

"Okay. ”

After listening to my father's words, I almost couldn't hold back my laughter.

Then, I quickly ran out of the gate with my medicine. The moment I stepped out of the gate, the ambition and pride of "the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high and the birds fly" arises spontaneously.

"Haha......" finally released all the excitement in his heart, "This time I don't have to take medicine or not, you don't have to worry about it!"

can't help but learn from the heroes in the martial arts TV series, and roar like a proud and ambitious sky:

"Ahh

"My life is up to me!

With a loud roar, he threw the pill in his hand on the roof directly opposite the gate, and went to school happily.

......

Day after day, the front foot went out, and the back foot threw the pill on the opposite roof.

If no one knows, unless they do it themselves, about a month later. This airy wall appeared in a casual conversation between the adults after dinner.

One day, an aunt chatted with a few neighbors and said, "Do you know whose children in our neighborhood take pills?"

"Why did you suddenly mention this?" asked an aunt next to her.

"I was able to pick up a pill in my yard every day, and it was very punctual, rolling from the roof to the yard around 2:00 p.m. During this time, I picked up one every day and put it on the roof of my pigsty, and now I have saved more than a dozen, I looked at it from a distance that day, and there are many on the roof of my house that have not fallen, otherwise I can save more. The aunt explained very depressedly in an extremely exaggerated statement: "I think, the throwing pills must have been done by children, who would be such a prank adult?"

"Hahahaha!" After listening to the aunt's story, the housewives laughed.

What happened after that can be imagined, everyone gossips, you say a word to me, and promote it everywhere, completely as an after-dinner conversation and joke, enriched in various informal occasions, and is arranged in a good way.

Because the circle of neighbors was small in itself, it soon reached the ears of his father, who was idle at home all day.

On this day, I came home from school, my mother had not returned from work, and my father sat at home with a gloomy face and did not say a word.

With my keen perception and rich experience in judging abnormal situations, as well as my keen sense of smell that "resembles" a police dog, I found that the atmosphere at this moment was as oppressive as the calm before the storm, which made people a little breathless, and I was worried that the storm would break out in advance, so I consciously sat on the stool obediently, waiting for the storm to come completely.

Sure enough, his father's words suddenly broke the silence of the moment.

"Dunzi, have you taken all the medicine you brought to school these days?"

As soon as my father's voice fell, my heart chuckled, and I said, "Not good!"

I immediately realized that there must have been something wrong with the pill throwing and the process, so I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at him. Whispered, "Eat." ”

"How did you eat it?" the father "chased after him", his expression still very serious.

And from the question he asked, I suddenly understood that he must know something, and I could only bow my head and remain silent.

Pap-pa-pa-pa——!-pa-pa

I thought that these four crisp sounds were the sound of a slap falling on my face, but I closed my eyes and waited for a long time, and found that my face was not as painful as I imagined, but the next dramatic plot really overwhelmed me.

In fact, when my father pulled out more than 20 gray pills from his pocket in four times, I immediately judged that they were the ones I had thrown away.

"Is this the pill you threw at your aunt's house in the front yard? Fortunately, your aunt put it on the roof of her pigsty for you, so I didn't throw it away! ”

My father pointed his finger at my nose and yelled: "Tell your little cub, you must give Lao Tzu all these pills to eat up, otherwise Lao Tzu will break your legs, do you hear?"

Then he greeted me again in various languages, and roared for a long time, as if he still had some unfinished feelings.

I was already crying profusely, and I was in tears. Although my father didn't mean to do anything, my ancestors have been greeted countless times by him for eighteen generations, especially his wife and my mother, and he definitely didn't think about it at this time, he took himself in the process of scolding.

Later, under his personal supervision, I ate all the twenty pills that had been kept on the top of the pigsty for a long time after the wind, sun, and rain.

Of course, not in one day.

However, the feeling of being in tears, suffering humiliation, and being forced to eat unknown "dirty pills" stained with mud and sand is still unforgettable.

In retrospect, this is also the cycle of cause and effect after lying, which is what I often call the retribution of this world.

As the old saying goes, parents love their children, and they have far-reaching plans.

Parents love their children very much, and it is inevitable that they will go to the doctor in a hurry.

I believe that my parents at that time also thought like this, I exchanged my physical pain for a few years of family harmony, although I experienced a lot of pain, but the results I reaped were what I expected and longed for, is it worth it? Do you regret it? I can say categorically, it is very worthwhile, I have never regretted it, and "family and everything is prosperous" is the life I really yearn for.