Chapter 17: True Scumbag: Li Er
Instructor Jian said with a straight face: "Du Dewei." ”
A young Flying Tigers member replied loudly, "Here!"
Instructor Jane: "You take the two new team members back to the barracks to change their clothes, and then gather in the cafeteria." ”
DU DEWEI: "YES, SIR!"
"Instructor Jian, leave me the Poison Dragon Drill!" After Du Dewei finished saluting, his serious expression collapsed, and he said obscenely to Instructor Jian.
"You want to be beautiful, the instructors don't have to drill, you drill. Instructor Jian said, he had already torn off the 'Poisonous Dragon Diamond' article in the "Fire Qilin" magazine, and then quickly folded it and put it in his pocket.
Li Er: "......"
"Zhou Xingxing, isn't it easy for you to be a plainclothes policeman, why can't you think so much about being a Flying Tiger? Du Dewei said with a smile after arranging beds for Zhou Xingxing and Li Er.
"I'm not a plainclothes policeman, he is!" Zhou Xingxing pointed at Li Er and said, he had seen Li Er's speech at the police press conference, and it was false to say that he was not envious, Li Er was about the same age as him, but he was already a new star in the police world.
Du Dewei has never watched that press conference, and in the entire 18 districts of Hong Kong Island, there are not 100 or 80 large and small press conferences every year, not everyone cares about the news of the police report, and it is impossible to remember every news spokesperson.
"It's an order from above!" Li Er saw Du Dewei turn his head to look at him, and replied casually, he really didn't know what the intention was above.
Zhou Xingxing brought a bunch of magazine gifts, and the effect was still obvious, and after chatting a few words, he walked out with Du Dewei like a good friend.
Li Er quickly changed into his training uniform, put his backpack in the closet, and walked out with him.
The entrance to the restaurant.
Instructor Jian asked the other members of the Flying Tigers to go to lunch first, leaving Li Er and Zhou Xingxing to talk, but he didn't say much, and simply said a few rules that the training camp must follow, and then disbanded.
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"In the daily tasks of the police force, male police officers are usually responsible for operations, female police officers are responsible for answering, and even purely civilian work, do you know why?" Instructor Hu shouted solemnly.
Her training style is quite strict, and as soon as she got out of the car, she gathered her 'Overlord Flower' SWAT team to start the first training camp.
Dozens of 'Overlord Flower' SWAT team members stood neatly on the playground, looking from afar, they looked like each other, all of them were heroic and sassy, and the women did not let their eyebrows go.
"I know, because of sexism!" Wu Feifei was always so fast-talking, she immediately came out and shouted.
"Wrong!" Instructor Hu glared at Wu Feifei: "It's because men's physical strength is stronger than women's, and we must admit this." ”
"However, in some special circumstances, our female police officers have more advantages than male police, such as protecting important people, rescuing hostages, tracking crimes, etc., our female police officers are more likely to let the enemy relax their vigilance and achieve better results than male police, which is why our 'Overlord Flower' SWAT team was established. Instructor Hu shouted loudly.
After Li Er had dinner, he sat by the glass window with the other members of the Flying Tigers to watch the training of the 'Overlord Flower' female special police on the playground.
"My role is to train and command the 'Overlord Flower' SWAT team, and complete the British SAS special forces ALEVEL training course, which includes shooting, physical fitness, assault, rescue and other projects. Instructor Hu said and stood in front of Wu Feifei: "But it definitely doesn't include seducing men, don't you understand?"
The whole of the 'Overlord Flower' women's SWAT team replied loudly: "Understood!"
"I understand, don't wipe the lipstick off your mouth!" Instructor Hu glared at Wu Feifei and Anne fiercely.
“Yes,Madam!”
Wu Feifei and Anne quickly wiped the lipstick off their lips.
Instructor Hu: "Very good! Now train for regular running, run around this playground, and after five laps, come back here to gather." ”
“Yes,Madam!”
The 'Overlord Flower' women's SWAT team began regular running training.
"Tut-tut, it's really a fall, so many beautiful women like flowers and jade, they don't eat at noon, and they actually train under the sun, no wonder my idol Chen Baixiang said that women can't be too good to them, they can't tell them the truth before they are sixty years old, and they can't be fed before they are seventy years old. Lou Nanguang, a member of the Flying Tigers, shook his head and said.
"Wow! no, if they don't train, how can we have something to watch, you see, the *** on the far left, Oye, it's a live version of "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard", it's a pity not to wear a bikini and a military uniform. A bright-eyed Flying Tigers member chuckled.
The others followed his gaze and immediately screamed.
"It's still our Instructor Jian who understands righteousness, and it's so happy to follow Instructor Jian. Zhou Xingxing immediately patted the little pony along the topic.
Instructor Jian was very comfortable with Zhou Xingxing, and glanced at the new team member with satisfaction.
"Everyone hurry up and finish eating, since the 'Overlord Flower' is training so hard, our Flying Tigers can't lose to them, come out to gather after eating. Instructor Jian said after taking a sip of water.
"Ah——! Instructor Jane, you won't abuse us like this, we just trained after eating, we can easily have a sagging stomach. Du Dewei said with a bitter face.
"yes, let's sit here and eat tofu, isn't it delicious?"
"Haha!
The Flying Tigers burst into laughter.
"If you're afraid of stomach sagging, you can skip it, I will never force you!" Instructor Jian scolded with a smile: "Haven't you heard the old saying that if you walk a hundred steps after a meal, you will live to ninety-nine?, and we are sitting here, how can we show the masculinity of our Flying Tigers to show them the 'Overlord Flower'?"
"Haha! Instructor Jane is wise!"
When Li Er heard that there was training immediately, he didn't dare to eat too much, so he just picked up the meat on the plate, and then drank a few glasses of water.
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"How many laps the female special police officers of 'Overlord Flower' run, you as a man have to run one more lap than them to be fair, and none of them are allowed to be lazy!" Instructor Jian shouted loudly, and then turned his head and smiled proudly at Instructor Hu beside him: "Instructor Hu, men and women are matched, you are not tired of work, you don't mind if our Flying Tigers train you together!"
"Don't mind!" Instructor Hu snorted coldly: "You said that the Flying Tigers, as a man, should run one more lap than our 'Overlord Flower' women's SWAT team to be called fair, do you look down on us women?"
"Absolutely not in this sense, but it is a fact that women are born with worse physical functions than men!" Instructor Jian hurriedly shook his hand and said.
Instructor Hu snorted coldly with his hands and did not answer.
Li Er's personal attribute qi and blood value is only 62 points, which is about the same as the qi and blood value of ordinary people, plus Li Er's willpower is much worse than that of other Flying Tiger team members, and the regular running training in the first lap has not yet been completed, Li Er has become the tail of the crane in the Flying Tigers, and it is obvious that Li Er's physical fitness is also the worst in the entire Flying Tigers team.
"Hey, big guy, aren't you, this is the first lap!" Zhou Xingxing slowed down, ran parallel to Li Er and asked with a smile, although Zhou Xingxing was funny, his physical strength was crushing Li Er.
Li Er panted and shook his hand and said, "You guys go first, I'll catch up slowly." ”
Zhou Xingxing shrugged his shoulders, quickened his pace, and soon caught up with the Flying Tigers team in front, leaving Li Er alone with the tail of the crane.
After the second lap, Li Er completely fell behind, this guy didn't even have the physical fitness at the end of the crane, Li Er's pace at this time was half a beat slower than the 'Overlord Flower' female special police, but the 'Overlord Flower' female special police officers had already run to the fourth lap.
"Annie, that guy is a real scumbag, I thought he was joking!" Wu Feifei pointed at Li Er, who had fallen behind for nearly a circle, and said with a smile.
Anne's face darkened, and she didn't expect Li Er to be so bad.
"Hey, Li Er, come on!" Zhou Xingxing was the fastest runner in the Flying Tigers, and after passing Li Er by one lap, he ran into Li Er again.
Li Er glanced at Zhou Xingxing weakly, everyone was sweating like rain at this time, fortunately, Li Er drank a lot of water before training, but he was not short of water.
"Oops! I'm so angry, it's Zhou Xingxing's bastard who runs the fastest in the Flying Tigers!" Wu Feifei saw Zhou Xingxing's triumphant face, and he didn't get angry.
"Instructor Jian, didn't you say that the physical functions of your Flying Tigers are very good?" Instructor Hu said sarcastically: "I don't think so!"
Instructor Jian's face was pale, and he quickly shook his hand and retorted: "This Li Er is a newcomer, he has not undergone special training from my Jian someone, besides, he is just a transfer student, and he has been trained for a month, and he is not a real member of the Flying Tigers." ”
Instructor Hu didn't say anything, but the mocking expression on her face did not decrease, which made Instructor Jian very uncomfortable, and he finally had the opportunity to show himself in front of the beauties.
At this time, the 'Overlord Flower' SWAT team had already completed five laps and was resting and relaxing by the playground, and the Flying Tigers had also run four and a half laps and were about to finish the fifth lap soon, but according to Instructor Jane's meaning, they had to run one more lap than the 'Overlord Flower' SWAT team.
What about Li Er? Li Er ran at the front of the team 'far ahead', but he only ran the third lap, and he was really pressed on the floor to rub and rub, Li Er's current running speed is about the same as the speed of the square dance aunt's fast walking.
"Look at that Flying Tigers! ha——!"
The female policemen of the 'Overlord Flower' SWAT team looked at Li Er's walking-like running posture, and leaned forward and backward with a smile, not afraid of not knowing the goods, but afraid of comparing goods, Li Er compared with other Flying Tiger team members, it was too funny.
Li Er's face did not change his face and ran slowly in front of the 'Overlord Flower' SWAT team, as long as I was thick-skinned enough, no words could hurt me, Li Er's heart was not turbulent.
The physical pain is the hardest, Li Er felt that his legs were as heavy as cement, and the most important thing was that the pain under his ribs was getting more and more painful.
'Damn, it's only the third lap, and I'm halfway there, so I'm going to have to figure out how to do it." ’
Li Er ran to a place with soft sand in the corner of the playground, and suddenly his feet went limp, and his body fell to the side.
"Oh no! That guy is in shock, save people!" Instructor Jane immediately ran over screaming.
Of course, Li Er pretended to be dizzy, but when he was really lying on the soft sand, he felt a wave of dizziness coming, Li Er's eyes rolled white, and he really fainted.
"Ding!Trigger to activate your personal secret skill: Mustard Seed Space. ”
The moment Li Er fainted, he faintly heard the prompt sound of the system.