This guy has always been a quick talker, and he didn't wait for the bearded man to ask questions, and he started to analyze the case first.

"Yo, you know! Okay, tell me about the big ass plane. The bearded man smiled happily as he looked at the cross-eyed.

"That's right, I think the big ass must have seen a beautiful woman on the street when he was shooting ground buildings in the cockpit of the plane, and then he wanted to see it more clearly, so he unconsciously lowered the plane to a higher altitude, and as a result, it reached the height that the anti-aircraft gun could hit, so that the troops of the family found out and knocked down the big-ass plane with the anti-aircraft gun. ”

Dou Cross looked at the bearded division commander and said his analysis.

He was serious, but as soon as he finished speaking, the bearded man laughed with the telephone pole and the big fat pig.

"Haha!haha!haha!"

"Damn, what are you laughing at? Isn't my analysis reasonable? Don't you know about the big ass, he's a womanizer in the first place! With such an opportunity, it's strange that he doesn't look at beautiful women in the cockpit!"

Seeing that everyone laughed at him, he said something unhappily.

"Haha, okay, cross-eyed, your analysis is very reasonable! This big ass is really possible to let people's anti-aircraft guns fall when looking at beautiful women!" After laughing, the bearded man did not accuse cross-eyed, but said that his analysis was reasonable!

"Division commander, this is impossible! Although the big ass is a little lustful, it is impossible for him to look at beautiful women while on duty! Besides, although the shooting equipment in the plane can clearly see objects on the ground and some people on the street, it is very difficult to see the appearance of a person! This is insulting the personality of other people's big fat pigs! It is impossible for people to let the anti-aircraft guns shoot down because they look at beautiful women!"

The telephone pole first disagrees with the cross-eyed point of view, thinking that he is insulting the personality of other people's big ass!

"Yes! I-I don't agree with Dou-Dou Dou. Although people's big butts are a little horny, it is impossible for them to go to see beautiful women when they are on a mission! When he has an accident this time, he must have encountered a situation that he has never encountered before!"

The big fat pig listened to the words of the telephone pole and echoed it.

The reason why the two of them will talk to the big ass instead of talking to the cross-eyed is because the relationship between the two of them has been a little tense with the cross-eyed in the past two days!

"You don't agree with my point of view, so what the hell is going on with you! The division commander has already said that people don't drink and drive!" Seeing that the big fat pig and the telephone pole disagree with his point of view, he questioned them again.

"We don't know, but we won't insult people's big ass like this, right?" the telephone pole shouted at him as he looked at the cross-eyed!

"yes, it's because you don't have a good relationship with someone's big ass. So, you're deliberately slandering people!" the big fat pig also chimed in.

"Alright, don't fucking argue. In this way, since you said that you were cross-eyed because people had big butts and looked at beautiful women, then I will send you to drive a high-altitude reconnaissance plane to reconnoiter and see if this is the case!

When the time comes, you just be careful and don't look at the beautiful women. Unconsciously lowered the flight altitude, as long as it was above the altitude that the anti-aircraft guns could not hit!"

The bearded man listened to the cross-eye's point of view, and even said that he would send cross-eyed out to reconnoiter the situation again!

As soon as he heard the words of the teacher, he was immediately dumbfounded.

Originally. He just wants to denigrate the big ass, because the relationship between the two of them wasn't very good before!

In fact, this is not another problem at all, it is all this cross-eyed problem. It's that he is a man with a strange personality, and he can't get along with anyone, no matter who he gets along with. He's going to have a fight with people!

Of course, he didn't just talk nonsense! Because that big ass was originally a little horny, which is also a well-known thing! Not only is he lustful, but he also loves to drink very much, so he can be said to be an authentic 'drunkard'!

However, he never thought that when he said this, he would let the division commander send him to carry out another mission!

This time, he was a little panicked, regretting that he shouldn't have said these words, and he shouldn't have slandered other people's big butts.

Because since the big ass accident, the bearded man has not sent reconnaissance planes out on missions anymore. Therefore, a few of them still thought that the bearded man would not send reconnaissance planes out to carry out missions again.

But what cross-eyed didn't expect was that he said this about people's big butts, and the bearded man actually wanted to send him to find out the situation!

"Commander, I-I'm talking nonsense! Don't believe me. I'm kidding! I just want to amuse everyone!"

"You're joking, but I'm not joking, this time the big ass has an accident, but we haven't found out the reason yet! Did he let his troops take down, or did he encounter some flight failure, this problem, if it is not solved, the superior leaders will not let me go!

So, this time, you guys have to reconnoiter the situation again, this time, instead of photographing other people's military facilities, you have to find out where the big-ass plane happened, it crashed by itself, and where is the wreckage of the plane!"

The bearded man looked at the cross-eyed and said what he thought.

"Commander, this is not fair! Everyone knows that this flight is very dangerous! You can't let me take the lead! You also know that my 'driving experience' is the shortest! I am still an apprentice! How can you let me carry out this important mission!"

Cross-eyed is a person with an eccentric personality and a very selfish personality. And he is still a guy who is greedy for life and afraid of death, as soon as he heard this order from the division commander, he immediately began to complain.

"You don't want to take the lead, then who do you want to go? Who do you say is suitable!" The bearded man also knew that his cross-eyed driving skills were not very good, but he was really a little angry when he heard him slander other people's big butts just now! So he deliberately wanted him to take the lead!

"Let the telephone pole take the lead! his driving skills are the best among us!" "Cross-eyed began to tinker with the division commander, and sent the telephone pole to take the lead.

The bearded man has not yet said whether he agrees or disagrees. As soon as the telephone pole heard this, it immediately objected.

"Division commander, although my driving skills are better than cross-eyed, but I have been catching a cold for the past two days! My physical condition is not very good! At this time, how can I take the lead!" I immediately found a reason.

"Then let the big fat pig go! his driving skills are much better than mine!" The cross-eyed saw that the telephone pole had given him a reason, and he pointed the finger at the big fat pig again.

When the big fat pig heard this, he scolded cross-eyed in his heart: "You fucking cross-eyed, you won't stop until you achieve your goal!"

"Commander, I--I've been unwell these days! I ate too much last night, and it seems that I can't digest a little--I'm not feeling good! I've been to the toilet several times today! I'm having diarrhea! How can I take on this heavy responsibility!" As soon as the big fat pig heard the cross-eyed words, he immediately began to make excuses for himself.

"That's enough, you, let you go on a mission. You give me reasons, this cold, that diarrhea, and some say that their driving skills are not good. Okay, you all have a reason, so let God decide!"

The bearded man looked at the three drivers under his command and scolded angrily, and then said such an inexplicable sentence.

The three drivers listened, you look at me, I look at you. I still don't understand what the teacher said!

"Well, you will use rock, scissors, and paper. Decide your fate! Whoever loses in the end will carry out this mission, you see! You all have a reason anyway, and this mission has to be carried out. What do you think I can do? That's all I can do!"

The bearded man pretended to be helpless, looking at the cross-eyed telephone pole and the big fat pig and a few of their pilots.

"This-this-division commander, we are all pilots! How can we rock-paper-scissors!"

"Alright, don't give me so much fucking bullshit. Let's get started. Whoever complains again, I will let him take the lead. ”

The bearded man was already a little impatient, and immediately ordered the three of them to begin the final battle of rock-paper-scissors.

As soon as the three guys saw that the beard was angry, they said no more, so they began to fight the final battle of rock-paper-scissors!

First, the telephone pole and the big fat pig had a rock-paper-scissors competition.

If one of them loses, he will have a fight against Cross-Eye! If he loses, he will be sent to take the lead!

Although the telephone pole has a better relationship with the big fat pig, when it comes to this 'life and death', they will not let each other go. They all tried their best to win each other!

"Rock-paper-paper!Rock-paper-paper!"

The telephone pole began to compete with the big fat pig.

The final result of the battle between the two was that the telephone pole won and the big fat pig lost.

"Rock-paper-paper!Rock-paper-paper!"

After the big fat pig lost, he gave the cross-eyed contest again.

The person who lost in the end turned out to be cross-eyed, it seems that he should take the lead, no matter what, he still lost to the end.

"Cross-eyed, what else do you have to say! Tomorrow, you will go on a mission for me, and you must find out the situation of the disappearance of the big ass. The bearded man saw that the cross-eyed had finally lost, so he gave him an order in a loud voice.

Cross-eyed is now helpless to accept the order of the division commander.

The next day, he had to sit in the cockpit and drive the plane into the air.

Soon, he flew the plane over the northern border.

In order not to let the anti-aircraft guns shoot him down, he flew as high as he could. I think this is the safest.

He felt that it was impossible for Huaguo's military strength to defeat their high-altitude reconnaissance planes. The big ass must have had a flight failure this time, and it will have nothing to do with Huaguo's self-defense attack.

So Dou Cross-Eye swaggered and drove the plane to the sky above Jianghai City. He was in the cockpit looking at the buildings on the ground with a monitor, trying to see if there were any signs of a plane crash!

But just as he was looking at the monitor, he saw a 'fire dragon' suddenly fly out of the ground, flying directly towards his high-altitude reconnaissance plane.

"Ah, what is this, is it an anti-aircraft shell! Impossible! An anti-aircraft shell cannot be seen after it is fired! How can you see this thing? What the hell is it!"

Fighting crossed eyes as he watched the fire dragon fly towards him, and he was still wondering what it would be!

Suddenly, he thought of the disappearance of the big-ass plane, and immediately connected the fire dragon in front of him with the previous disappearance of the high-altitude reconnaissance plane.

"Damn, it's not going to be a big ass, this thing was shot down! Is this a new weapon recently developed by Huaguo? Is it specially designed to deal with high-altitude reconnaissance planes? No, I'm going to run, this thing seems to be very powerful!"

As soon as the cross-eyed saw that the momentum was not good, he immediately began to run away.

And it's flying at full speed, try to make the plane fly as fast as possible.

But his piloting skills were really not very good, and in the case of excessive fright, he drove the high-altitude reconnaissance plane from side to side, swaying up and down!

But it was his stinky driving skills that saved his life!

Because his piloting skills are not very good, the plane is not smooth. When the fire dragon approached his plane, it couldn't lock on to the target well, so it slowed down and kept scanning and locating!

In this way, this fiery dragon is swaying up and down with this high-altitude reconnaissance plane! From a distance, it looks like this high-altitude reconnaissance plane has turned into a jet fighter! It is really very good-looking!

"Ah, damn it, what's going on with this thing! It can swerve and sway with my plane! What kind of high-tech weapon is this! It's amazing!" Cross-eyed shook his head and drove the plane like a drunk. While looking at the fire dragon behind the butt of the plane from the monitor!

But the more he looked at it, the more nervous he became, because the speed of the fire dragon was getting faster and faster, and it was about to catch up with his high-altitude reconnaissance plane.

And by this time, he was already about to fly to the border.

"It's over, this thing is going to wreck my reconnaissance plane, I'm going to parachute. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll follow in the footsteps of big butts!"

Cross-eyed made a big decision at the last minute, he was going to abandon the plane and escape. (To be continued.) )