Chapter 10 Marriage
When Ji Dan died, Yi Zhi was very happy! Not gloating, but finally having a successor.
The Yan Jun were very happy to fulfill their promise, and the vacation given to him did not have a specific time, until he became a heavenly immortal.
Yi Zhi was very happy to go to the world to travel, Ji Dan started to work after getting familiar with the environment of the underworld, and there was no difference in the efficiency of Yi Zhi before, the same ability.
The fourth child came back, and moved away 100,000 catties of aquatic products from the East China Sea. Ao Guang cried and gave the Emperor of Heaven a notebook, saying that the fourth child was too dark-hearted and emptied the East China Sea, and the Emperor ignored him.
The fourth child and the woman decided to get married, and many ghosts were happy for Yan Jun's happy event. We couldn't figure it out, it had nothing to do with them, why were they so happy.
But it can't dampen the happiness of the ghosts, so the fourth child's family decided to do it in the underworld.
In fact, regarding the matter of the fourth child getting married, Yan Jun was not very happy. Affection is something that the gods try to avoid, on the one hand, because of the rules of heaven, and on the other hand, because of cultivation.
The heavenly rules that can't fall in love can't govern the underworld, but the underworld doesn't advocate the gods to fall in love. Although the fourth child is an autopsy immortal, and he can't have children with a good wife, it will also affect his cultivation. Yunhua Nu is an example, the heavenly immortals who have worked hard to cultivate have fallen into mortals in the torment of love, and we don't want the fourth child to fall into mortal ghosts.
Except for the seventh, the seventh is very happy for the fourth, he is really happy, in his eyes, all lovers come together, they are worth being happy!
Daji silently wiped her tears on the side, Bo Yi never came back after becoming a god, but sent two letters at the beginning.
In the 3,624 year of the underworld calendar, Yan Jun got married, and all the ghosts who could spare time came to watch.
The fourth child changed into a costume from the Shang Dynasty, he was born in the era of the emperor, at that time there was no etiquette for marrying in the world, and the rules of marrying only began to appear during the period of the Three Emperors.
Although the etiquette of the Shang Dynasty is rough, it can also hold up the faΓ§ade.
The fourth child wore a military uniform, and so did the woman. Both of them rode on white horses brought by Yuding.
The eighth child has not returned from the Buddha realm, and Yuding has been staying in the underworld. This little old man has no pursuits, his qualifications are limited, and he can't become a golden immortal, but he has taught an apprentice who is expected to be a great Luo golden immortal, he is already satisfied, and he doesn't care where or what he does for a long time.
All the ghosts lined the streets, watching closely.
The fourth child shot down the woman's helmet with an arrow, and took her from his horse, and raised his hand with the bow and shouted for joy.
The ghosts who watched also shouted with him, and their voices resounded through the underworld.
The sixth wiped a handful of sweat and muttered: "This is a marriage, this is clearly a robbery!"
Lao Qi said with a smile: "It is said to be a custom in the hometown of women, I think it is good, it is very interesting!"
The second and fifth children applauded desperately on the side!
The eldest and the third child who came back to attend the wedding recorded on the side, and they wanted to record the process of marriage with spells, and at the same time analyze the necessity of the gods to get married, which is what the emperor wants.
After the sister gave up the immortal position to get married, the Emperor of Heaven has been secretly thinking about how to solve the problem of the immortals' emotions. After the gods, there are many more immortals in the heavenly realm, the hidden danger of this problem is very big, and it cannot be blindly blocked.
I am today's ceremonial officer, to put it bluntly, when the fourth child ran to the door of the house with his wife, he shouted "Wansheng!"
After listening to the words of the sixth and seventh children, I also slandered the customs of the good hometown of women, and this process is not much different from fighting.
Daji was there for me to help, and her job was to remind me to shout.
Seeing that the fourth child ran over with his wife, he stopped at the door of his hut.
Daji stabbed me, and I tore my throat and shouted, "Wan Sheng!"
The roar was loud enough that it almost roared down the white horse ridden by the fourth child. Fanma is still a little less tolerant, you see those onlookers, there is no.
The fourth child got off the white horse directly, carried the woman on his shoulders, and carried it into the house like this. Then the doors and windows were closed, blocking the sight of all ghosts.
The ghosts all dispersed with interest, and Yan Jun sat down around the table in the courtyard of the fourth child, silently waiting for the two people inside to come out, and Da Ji diligently helped Yan Jun pour wine.
After waiting for a while, there was no one in sight, and there was no movement in the house.
Yu Ding sneered: "Si Yan Jun is an autopsy immortal, right? He doesn't have that function, why has he been in it for so long?"
The fifth, sixth, and seventh were all embarrassed, especially the seventh, he practiced twice, and in the end they were all autopsy immortals.
The second child thought for a while and said, "Probably embarrassed!"
The crowd burst into laughter.
The boss and Taibai took the spell and sat down too, and Taibai shouted loudly into the house: "Come out, the ghosts are scattered, nothing to be embarrassed about!"
The door opened, and the fourth child walked out with a blushing woman.
It's the first time I've seen a ghost and I'm blushing, and then I'm looking at Daji pouring wine on the side, it's even more red than a woman!
Everyone sat together, but fortunately the courtyard was big enough, the table was big enough, and there were enough seats.
Lao Wu quipped: "According to custom, what should you do next?"
The woman blushed and said, "No... No ......."
"Haha"! Everyone laughed again, and Daji's face was about to blush.
I stretched out my hand and pressed it twice, and said, "The joke will be open next time, there are female dependents, let's be serious!"
Everyone just noticed Daji's red face!
The boss coughed twice and said, "Now the ghost skills of the underworld are almost the same, and the wood will have to wait for more than a hundred years, I plan to let them build a few stone cities first, huh...... Choose a site for each era and build a city. β
Taibai said: "That's too troublesome, let's build it according to Yan Jun's number, go back and you will manage one by one, and then build a city around the stone city, and each of you will manage an area, which can save a lot of effort." β
The boss thought for a moment: "The third is right, then build according to the number of Yan Jun, Yan Jun of the underworld should have twelve places, at most there are nine, after the third brother is transferred, there are only eight left, let's build it according to the twelve stone cities first, if there is no Yan Jun to manage, it will be empty first, and we will talk about it later." β
Everyone seconded it!
The woman said with a smile: "There are so many of you Yan Jun, but there is only one Daji sister, who will be in charge of various places in the future?"
Daji's newly recovered complexion turned blushing again.
Taibai said: "It's good to follow anyone, anyway, you won't follow the fourth!
The woman sneered at each other: "You don't have a share in the third child!"
"Haha!" I smiled and said, "No need to do this, just let Daji choose by herself when the time comes, and besides, Yan Jun still has to sit in the Yan Jun Palace, and he will not always be in the outer city." β
Everyone laughed for a while before they went home.
There are nine thatched houses in this village, one for each of the nine Yan Jun, and Daji has lived in the house of the third Taibai since he left in Boyi, and it is obviously inappropriate for Taibai to come back today.
I told her to go to my place, I asked Ji Chang to go to Meng Po's for soup today, and I didn't stay at home at night.
It wasn't far from the fourth child to me, but Daji walked very slowly, and I had to slow down in order to accommodate her.
Daji looked around and said, "Your Majesty, is it difficult for the Heavenly Realm to send a message to the Earth?"
I know what she means, there has been no news from Bo Yi Kao for a long time, and she has written a few letters to the past, but there is no news. I really don't know whether to tell her the truth or not, the rules of the heavenly realm and the underworld are different from the human world, and it is the easiest to send a message, and ordinary imps can write to the Emperor of Heaven.
Seeing that I was silent, Daji knew the answer, she was really smart, and smart ghosts rarely asked questions that the other party couldn't answer.
She asked me again, "Your Majesty, can I practice? Can ghosts practice to the heavenly realm?"
I replied, "I have seen your qualifications and can practice." Ghosts can also cultivate the method of ghosts and immortals, and if you have cultivated to become a heavenly immortal, you can apply to be transferred to the heavenly realm. β
Daji is a little lonely, there are many cultivators in the underworld, and there are many who have cultivated to become earth immortals, but so far there is no heavenly immortal. There is a slight difference between the autopsy immortals and the ghost immortals of the Yan monarchs, that is, they are only one step away from the heavenly immortals before the autopsy, and the autopsy is only a separation from the red earthly world, and after the autopsy, the moment they fall into the underworld, they are already heavenly immortals.
At present, there are only five Yan Jun in the underworld who are immortals, and the closest to the immortals is Yi Zhi, who ran away at the end of the wedding today, and it is said that he went to Mount Tai in the world to enlighten the Tao, and he doesn't know what he can realize.
I comforted her: "The concept of time of the immortals is very weak, hundreds of years are only a blink of an eye, one day in the heavenly realm, and one year in the earthly realm. β
Daji nodded, as if she understood, but also didn't.
I really don't want to listen to those emotional troubles, these days, it seems that the affairs surrounding me are feelings, the feelings of the gods, the feelings of ghosts, the feelings of reluctance to feelings, what do you want to be a fairy? Isn't it good to be a mortal and continue to be reincarnated? There are feelings to squander and be presumptuous in every life, and there are not so many rules to bind, so why do you have to be a fairy?
I want to be an immortal, but I can't bear to be emotional, I'm too greedy, what if my greed is not purified and I become an immortal?
I suddenly remembered a question I had asked my teacher a long time ago.
"Are the gods affectionate?"
"The gods are affectionate, the immortals are just forgetful, not ruthless. β
"Is there a catastrophe for the immortals?"
"There is oneself, love is the catastrophe of the gods. It's okay, it's too forgetful, and it's impossible to return to the original point. β
Now that I think about it, love is really a catastrophe of immortals! I hope the fourth child will not become a mortal ghost too soon, I don't want to send him to reincarnation with my own hands.
Meng Po's stall is very popular, Ji Chang deliberately reserved a seat, when I got there, I found that the eldest child, the second child, the third child, the fifth child, and the sixth child were all here, and Yan Jun in the underworld In addition to the fourth and seventh children, and the substitute Yuding are here.
Ji Chang is introducing Meng Po's latest research and development products to Yan Jun, and he is now a regular customer here, and he is a frequent customer.
It's just that the five of them are a little depressed, and I guess they have the same troubles as me.
The eldest was the first to speak: "The fourth is the one I brought into the Yan Jun Palace, in case I want to send him into reincarnation in the future, I won't go." β
The third Taibai said: "I have been transferred to the heavenly realm, I don't care about the affairs of the underworld, and I won't go." β
The sixth child slammed the bowl on the table and said, "I'm an autopsy immortal like the fourth, and I won't go either." β
Lao Wu shouted: "Do I just autopsy immortals? β
The second child sneered: "Good guy, the same autopsy immortal can be explained, Lao Tzu is a golden immortal, I won't go, who can do anything to me." β
I stepped forward, patted them on the shoulders one by one, and said, "Pile up Yi Zhi into the old ten, let him go." β
The boss laughed and said, "Good way!"
The second child called another bowl of soup to drink, and the fifth and sixth children regained their smiles.
Taibai said: "Lao Jiu has grown a lot, this is a good idea, let the future Lao Shi go." β
We each drank Meng Po's new soup, the boss withdrew the spell of group sound transmission, and Ji Chang pulled a curtain for us alone, so that the ghosts outside could not see us.
The taste of Meng Po's new soup is indescribable, and after one bite, the five flavors are mixed. I don't know if it's because of the soup or because of our respective moods......
When Lao Qi came, there were only empty bowls left at the scene, and six disastrous Yan Jun.
Ji Chang opened the curtain, and after Lao Qi walked in, he closed the curtain again, and stood outside silently, he probably couldn't figure it out, obviously he only asked one Yan Jun to drink soup, why did seven come.
The six Yan Jun were lying on the ground in different postures, without any appearance, don't ask, the complicated etiquette started from Xia Qi, before that, when the civilians saw Yao Shun, they could not eat a greeting at most!
The Yan monarchs don't have a good etiquette, and the immortals don't pay attention to this anyway.
The seventh squeezed between the sixth and me, and lay straight down, not saying anything, just looking at the sky.
Today's night, there are no clouds, only the moon hangs in the sky, and the stars dot it.
is also a celestial immortal, and the seven of them can't see what Chang'e is doing, so they are just looking at the moon, not voyeurism.
The sixth gave him a kick and said, "Move over there, it's too crowded!"
Lao Qi moved his position silently.
We don't know what to say to Lao Qi. For the matter of the fourth child getting married, except for the seventh child, all Yan Jun are opposed, but they can't interfere with the freedom of the fourth child, and the immortals rarely interfere with what other immortals do, unless the other party endangers themselves, or violates the regulations of the heavenly realm and the earth.
The fourth child didn't offend anything when he got married, and the most endangered was himself, and he filled in a woman. These two parties don't care, and they don't violate the regulations of the prefectural government, so they can do what they want! It is useless for anyone to object.
Lao Qi is different from us, he has been supportive from the beginning. The development between the fourth child and the woman seems to have been fueled by him.
There is a disagreement between us and him on this matter.
It's hard for anyone to ask why, and disagreement doesn't mean antagonism. They are all old immortals who have lived for thousands of years, and they are all very calm.
The ghosts outside the curtain came and went, and Meng Po's soup was filled and empty. Some ghosts left after drinking the soup, leaving some messy funeral goods for Meng Po to pay the bill. Some ghosts are dazed after drinking the soup, and they enter reincarnation when they get off the bridge.
Miscellaneous voices have been disturbing Nai He Qiao, and they are also disturbing Meng Po. Meng Po hasn't taken another day off since she was left in the underworld by us, she likes to make soup, and she also likes to watch the satisfaction of those ghosts after drinking the soup, as well as those new lives after reincarnation.
I vaguely heard Ji Chang chatting with Meng Po.
"Yan Jun is always like this... Well...... Are you unruly?"
"Very rarely, usually they are messing around in the Yan Jun Palace, and there are always ghosts who say that they are distracted in the thatched house!"
"Yes, they seem to be easily distracted! Do you see these ghosts reincarnated every day, will it affect your mood?"
"No, it's a pleasure to see a ghost house go to the past and go to a new life!"
"Have you ever thought about reincarnation?"
Yan Jun's bodies were tense at the same time, a good ghost like Meng Po was too hard to find, but don't really be aroused by the idea of reincarnation!
Meng Po seemed to pause and think for a moment.
"I don't want to, it's very happy to see other people reincarnated! I don't think I'll be so happy when it comes to myself!"
"You're so wise!"
We all relaxed again and continued to mess around.
"How are you and Yi Zhi building a castle?"
"It's almost ready, just wait for Yan Jun to say where to build, build a few stones first! Yi Zhi went on vacation, and now my son Ji Dan is giving him a shift. β
"Oh, your newly dead son, Ji Dan's name is strange, but this kid is quite smart!"
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