0491 Difficult brothers
Killing Zhao Guanren didn't expect that a good end of the early dynasty of Dashun actually evolved into a scene where the ministers opened the light, and the Xuanyang Heavenly Master directly opened the altar outside the main hall, and the civil and military officials all lay on the ground piously, eager to take off and open every hair.
"Alas~unreachable!A bunch of fools......"
Zhao Guanren leaned on the main hall to eat bananas, but he had to admit that he was more professional, a quaint altar was covered with scars and bloodstains, and eight male and female disciples were in a group to set off the atmosphere for him.
"Emperor, come here......"
Emperor Shunyao moved the dragon chair to the gate, looked out of the door and asked in a low voice: "You see that this Xuanyang Heavenly Master has some real skills, it is said that he has also defeated the Tai Thief Onmyoji, how are you compared to him, can he annihilate the ghosts of my harem in one fell swoop?"
"Father, Onmyoji doesn't live long, ......do you know why?"
Zhao Guanren squatted beside him and said: "Yin and Yang are orderly, do not interfere with each other, once you go against the sky, you will definitely lose your life, you can see that I told outsiders that I will have a yin eye, yesterday I cut off that batch of mastiff boys, I recited the great compassion mantra all night, killing ghosts is also a life!"
"Oh?"
Emperor Shunyao was surprised: "You mean to say that this Xuanyang Heavenly Master is a charlatan?"
"We can't talk nonsense, after all, people haven't made a move yet......"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "But the more bells and whistles, the greater the moisture, you can watch him act, you will definitely have to catch a wild cat from the cloth bag in the air, press it on the platform and stab it to death, tell you that the chaos in the harem is caused by this cat demon!"
"Listen to my orders, the sky will rain immortals, and you will receive ......it as soon as possible."
Xuanyang Heavenly Master suddenly pointed his sword at the sky, but Zhao Guanren just wanted to say that his lines were not good, and his peachwood sword actually shot out a ball of golden light, and shot into the sky with a "bang", turning into pieces of golden light falling all over the sky, and the excited civil and military officials shouted Immortal Master.
"Hmm, how did you do that, is it really an immortal law......
Emperor Shunyao straightened up suddenly, and a few pieces of light just floated from outside the door, and he and Zhao Guanren each reached out to take a few, which were as cold as snowflakes, slowly melting in their palms.
"Your Majesty, Xuanyang Heavenly Master seems to be really capable, not like some charlatan......"
Jin Wuming stood next to him and nodded deeply, Zhao Guanren didn't see any way, but instinctively felt that there was something wrong with his peachwood sword, so he said: "It's best to have real skills, just to destroy the emperor's harem rebellion in one fell swoop!"
"Don't worry, look at him again......"
Emperor Shunyao still maintained a skeptical attitude, rubbing his chin and carefully observing the Xuanyang Heavenly Master, who knew that the Xuanyang Heavenly Master suddenly turned around and said: "Your Majesty!
"Did you say the East Palace, where is the queen......"
Emperor Shunyao looked at him noncommittally, and the Xuanyang Heavenly Master said loudly: "Your Majesty! The East Palace is full of demonic anger, almost a demonic obstacle, please invite the queen quickly, no! Poor and courageous, for the safety of Your Majesty's harem, please transport the queen in a prisoner car to prevent the cat demon from escaping!"
"Bold! The queen's phoenix body is precious, how can she transport ...... in a prisoner car"
Jin Wuming shouted angrily, and the Xuanyang Heavenly Master bowed again and said: "Then bother the Great Commander, personally invite the queen to the stage, and give you an immortal talisman, as long as you stick the immortal talisman on the queen's chest, but don't take it off!"
"Accurate!"
Emperor Shunyao waved his hand lightly, Jin Wuming walked out and took a yellow paper talisman, leading a group of guards to hurry away, and Xuanyang Heavenly Master said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, please chant the immortal mantra with me, eliminate the karma in the body, and be safe and healthy forever!"
"Thank you!"
The civil and military officials reverently knelt on the ground and recited the incantation, and Emperor Shunyao gently tapped the dragon chair with his fingers, and suddenly turned his head sideways and asked, "Emperor, what do you think?"
"My son is sitting and watching, my father has seen everything, why bother asking me......"
Zhao Guanren sat on the ground beside him, he was the only one who had this treatment, he really saw that Emperor Shunyao was a very city government and wise person, if he hadn't been really frightened yesterday, he wouldn't have told him that he was a usurper.
"Let go of me! This palace is the queen, who dares to be rude to me......"
The queen's crazy roar suddenly sounded, and she was escorted over, and the robes on her body were also messy, just like a crazy woman, which frightened the civil and military officials.
"Dare to pretend to be the queen, and kneel down quickly......"
Xuanyang Heavenly Master picked up the peachwood sword and burst into a shout, and when the queen was slammed down the steps, he sneered: "Evil beast! This Heavenly Master's eyes are all over the sky, and he has already seen the original form of your cat demon, but this Heavenly Master thinks that it is not easy for you to cultivate, if you leave the queen's body by yourself, this Heavenly Master will spare you from dying!"
"Phew~ You are the cat demon, your whole family is a cat demon, let go of me! I am the queen, I am the ......"
The queen struggled hysterically, and the ministers all retreated in fear, and there were many discussions, and even the princes hid to the side in disbelief, as if the queen had become a cat demon in their eyes, or a terrifying man-eating cat demon.
"Okay, since you are stubborn, don't blame this Heavenly Master for being ruthless......"
Xuanyang Heavenly Master walked around the altar violently, inserted a yellow paper talisman with a peachwood sword, and with a flick of his wrist, there was no fire and spontaneous combustion, followed by a few incantations that no one could understand, and pointed at the crazy queen below, and shouted: "Evil beast!
"Boom~"
The yellow paper talisman suddenly shot out from the peachwood sword, and hit the queen in the chest with a "bang", which blew the queen to the ground and turned into a green fire, but the queen actually let out a scream of "meow", and spit out a mouthful of black blood in her mouth.
"Beautiful! Good kung fu, good acting ......"
Zhao Guanren clapped his hands and cheered, and Emperor Shunyao instinctively frowned, but the ministers in the square collectively blew up their nests, looking at the queen who kept rolling on the ground and meowing in her mouth, they all shrank into a ball after a ball in horror.
"Cat demon! The queen is really possessed by the cat demon......"
The ministers all shouted in confusion, only to see Xuanyang Heavenly Master take off a cloth bag from his waist, and after reciting a few times, he suddenly shook his wrist and shouted: "Evil animal! This Heavenly Master will accept you with a Qiankun bag today, come and die!"
"Meow~"
The queen suddenly stared at her legs and twitched all over, but there was a sudden drum in the Qiankun bag, and something popped out of thin air to move in it, and the Xuanyang Heavenly Master slammed it on the altar, and shouted fiercely, and pierced the Qiankun bag with a sword.
"Meow~~~"
There was a terrible cat meow in the Qiankun bag, and the blood quickly stained the Qiankun bag, and after the cat stopped struggling, the Xuanyang Heavenly Master opened the Qiankun bag and provoked it with a sword, and the civil and military officials all gasped, it was really a pitch-black cat in it.
"What's wrong with me, why is Hongu here, what happened......
The queen sat up just right, looking around with a "blank" face, and the princelings climbed forward excitedly and shouted: "Queen Mother! You let the cat demon possess you, the emperor invited the Xuanyang Heavenly Master to exorcise evil spirits for you, the cat demon has been killed, you are fine!"
"Queen Wanfu Jin'an!"
The civil and military officials hurriedly knelt up again, and the queen also knelt on the ground excitedly, desperately kowtowing to thank the heavenly master and the emperor.
"Yun Xuan, if it weren't for the female ghost you drew with your own hands yesterday and entangled me for more than ten years, I would really believe it if today's big drama didn't work......"
Emperor Shunyao held his chin and said indifferently: "Fortunately, they don't know the truth, they actually want to use the cat demon to clear the queen's name, and they really treat me as a monkey, you go and smash his stall, let the queen go back to the East Palace and wait for the fate!"
"Father, it's inconvenient for me to do this......
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly: "Erchen is not a trick, I really don't understand the knock on the door, and there are too many people involved, I will smash other people's stalls, and the princes and ministers don't hate me to death!"
"Father is helping you this time, and you still think about the gains and losses......
Emperor Shunyao grabbed him by the collar, glared and said: "I also give you a reminder, the queen was imprisoned but thanks to you, believe it or not, they immediately pointed the finger at you, saying that you are the plague god who troubles the palace, and you want to help me Qingjun side and kill the plague god?"
"Eliminate the demons......!"
Sure enough, the Xuanyang Heavenly Master shouted outside the door, and Zhao Guanren immediately became angry when he heard it, and kicked out of the hall directly with a flying leg, and kicked the altar down the steps violently.
"Oh~"
The civil and military officials exclaimed in fright, and the Xuanyang Heavenly Master also turned around and said angrily: "What have you done, why did you destroy my altar?"
"I can't stand it, you old liar who deceives people......"
Zhao Guanren pulled his Qiankun bag violently, and after tearing it open, he actually revealed the mezzanine, raised it in his hand and shouted loudly: "Everyone, take a good look, the black cat has been packed in the mezzanine, he fed the black cat drowsiness medicine, and the black cat will fall off as soon as he hooks his fingers!"
"You're fart! It's not a mezzanine ......"
Xuanyang Heavenly Master snatched the cloth bag in a hurry, but Zhao Guanren picked up the fallen yellow paper talisman again, picked up two and pinched it in his hand, and the paper talisman actually "whirred" and burned, emitting a strange green phosphorus fire.
"See! The paper note is smeared with phosphorus powder, and the ignition point is very low, and it can be burned with a pinch of your hand......"
Zhao Guanren instantly caused an uproar, and he shouted again: "His peachwood sword also has a mechanism, using Xuan Qi to shoot ice crystals to pretend to be heavenly rain, these are the lowest level of charlatans, just find a fortune teller, and dare to take it to the palace to embarrass people!"
"Shut up, is this palace also a deception, help him deceive His Majesty together......"
The queen jumped up violently, who knew that Emperor Shunyao suddenly jumped out of the main hall, kicked Xuanyang Heavenly Master down the steps with one kick, and scolded angrily: "You swaggering and deceiving people, you actually deceived me, how much benefit did they give you, and they cut you without explaining to me!"
"Oh~"
Jin Wusheng suddenly pulled out his waist knife, and the frightened Xuanyang Heavenly Master shouted: "Don't cut it!" I said, I really know how to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but ...... But they asked me to save the queen's life, and I had to make this decision as a last resort, and I had never deceived anyone before!"
"Bastard! It's so hateful, you lied to us for a long time......"
The ministers cursed one after another, and the queen also collapsed on the ground softly, her face was once again pale and not like a person, and several ministers who were entrusted were also trembling like chaff, they knew that Emperor Shunyao was superstitious about ghosts and gods, but they didn't know that Zhao Guanren really let him see the hell yesterday.
"Okay! you're going to slay demons, aren't you......"
Emperor Shunyao sneered: "I will give you another chance, as long as you can find a ghost in the palace, I will spare you from death, otherwise I will put you to death, Qin Tianjian!
"Get up!"
The guards pounced like wolves and captured the Heavenly Master and his children together, and the queen was also carried back to the East Palace, with a desperate expression that was not saved than yesterday, and the ministers entered the main hall with a scolding curse.
"Brother Wufang! Borrow a step to speak......"
Zhao Guanren called Jin Wuming to no one's place, and said helplessly: "Do you know why the emperor trusts you, you never make friends with courtiers, never eat and accept bribes, why is it that today is not guaranteed, in fact, as long as the emperor thinks about it a little, he will know that it was you who delivered a message to the queen and asked her to pretend to be crazy and stupid!"
"I ......"
Jin Wuming lowered his head with shame on his face, Zhao Guanren patted him on the shoulder and said: "I can probably guess what's going on, the prince and the seventeenth are often beautiful and force people to comply, and I was also cheated by them, and forced a concubine into my bed, we are difficult brothers!"
"What?"
Jin Wuming was shocked and said: "It turns out that you have also been cheated by them, have you moved that concubine?"
"Nonsense! What's polite, it's a big belly twice ......"
Zhao Guanren smiled and patted his belly, Jin Wuming swallowed hard and spat, stammering: "You, your guts are too fat, my legs are weak from fright, you dare to go twice, which lady, once your stomach rises, the emperor will find out!"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said, "What's the matter with Emperor Guan, Qi ...... Damn, the harem?"
"Y-You, aren't you?"
Jin Wuming looked stunned, and Zhao Guanren was also stunned: "I, I'm not, I'm the concubine of the East Palace, not the emperor's concubine!"
"I... Sun Guifei ......"
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