0215 Green Crazy Thirteen Niang
"Why are you all left with this little bit of people, won't they all die......"
Zhao Guanren stood on the mountainside with his eyes rolling, the thirteen hairpins had already returned with the horse pawns, and all the people of Qingming had also gone up the mountain, but there were only about thirty little demon kings in total, and Qingming himself was also embarrassed, and it seemed that he had suffered internal injuries.
"No, they're going to lure the spirits away......"
Qing Ming walked behind the thermal imager, stared at the screen and said, "You hurry up and find out the altar, my people are going around in circles with heroic souls, they can't last too long, they must enter the altar before they come back, otherwise none of us will want to live!"
"If you don't understand science, don't rush it, you can't judge it when the wind is so strong......"
Zhao Guanren lay directly on the grass and said: "You are just disobedient, how can there be so many bad things if you listen to my words earlier, if you are not afraid of death, go down and find it yourself, anyway, the spirit keeper dares to empty the city, there must be a big man ambush by the altar, no matter what, you have to run into it!"
"Why do the Soul Keepers call you Contra, and what is Contra......
Qing Ming frowned and sat beside him, Zhao Guanren closed his eyes and said blindly: "You know that I will have a long-lost soul chasing eye, so I can see the hidden heroic soul, but the soul chasing eye is the mastery of the soul chaser, and the best soul chaser is called Contra Douluo!"
"It turned out to be a kind of title, but where did you learn the soul chasing eye......
Qing Ming hugged his legs and looked at him, Zhao Guanren turned over and covered his ears, and said impatiently: "Are you curious about the baby, where are there so many questions, if I keep asking you about your relationship with Bai Ming, are you annoyed?"
"Hmph~ I'm annoying!So don't mess with the old lady......"
Qing Ming grabbed his hair, and actually gave him an eye-sealing hammer directly, and Zhao Guanren, who was hammering, grabbed his back and jumped down the mountain while his eyes were full of gold stars.
"What are you doing? don't go over, you're going to die......"
Zhao Guanren screamed in surprise, but Qing Ming didn't care about it at all, kicked on the treetops, and actually shot straight towards the city.
"I'll tell you ......"
Qing Ming clamped him under the crook of his arm, pinched his chin and said loudly: "The old lady is a well-known green crazy thirteen mother, and you have to be jealous of me for three points every night when you are crazy, if you dare to make me unhappy again, the old lady will pull you to scatter together!Phew~"
Qing Ming spit a mouthful of saliva into his mouth, and actually shot deep into his throat, the angry Zhao Guanren's face was full of anger, and he shouted: "Qing Xiaoming! you wait for Lao Tzu, don't look at you making fun now, Lao Tzu will make a list with you in the future, you remember! It's ...... in the future."
"Phew~"
Qing Ming turned out to be another mouthful of saliva, and the choked Zhao Guanren coughed violently, but Qing Ming laughed and said: "In the future, the old lady will let you and me lick my feet, this is the retribution for you spitting in my mouth, you spit on me, the old lady will spit out ten mouthfuls of you, eat it slowly!haha~"
"Hmph~ When the time comes, see who licks whom......"
Zhao Guanren covered his mouth and muttered, and Qing Ming rushed into the city shrouded in fog, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, and it was so black that he couldn't see his fingers.
But the dead all have night vision, Qing Ming jumped back and forth in several buildings, and soon jumped onto a residential building with more than 20 floors, threw Zhao Guanren on the roof, and said, "Let's see clearly, is there something in ambush!"
"You broom star, Lao Tzu's plan has disrupted you......"
Zhao Guanren sighed and got up, scanned the surroundings with his soul chasing eyes, and said, "There is no bullshit, could it be in the wrong place, by the way! How big is the White Bone Altar?"
Qing Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "I haven't seen it again, but the altar, it shouldn't be too small, do you want someone to move the machine over?"
"Move your sister, don't hurt anyone else......"
Zhao Guanren took out his flashlight and walked to the elevator machine room, picked the lock on the door and walked in, Qing Ming followed in wonder, who knew that Zhao Guanren was peeing on the wall, but she put her head in curiously.
"What are you seeing, I've never seen a man pee......"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly turned around, but Qing Ming still stretched out his head and said: "Of course I haven't seen it, we don't need to pee, you turn around and let me see, hehe~ It's really interesting, it's the same as a landscape painting with splashed ink!"
"You're a pervert! get out of ......."
Zhao Guanren was about to cry with shame, he had never seen such a shameless female hooligan, compared with Bai Ming, who was pure in appearance and innocent in heart, Qing Ming was a crazy woman who had no rules at all, he could only call it a short time and get a pair of pants.
"Cut~ That's it, it's so short......"
Qing Ming pouted and leaned against the door, and suddenly asked with a smile: "Hey, does Bai Ming's saliva have my fragrance, I drink a lot of red wine every day, is my saliva more delicious?"
"Then my saliva is delicious......
Zhao Guanren turned to look at him angrily, but Qing Ming actually shook his head very seriously and said: "It's not delicious! You have a cigarette smell in your mouth, and a bit of a stinky smell, it really disgusted me that night, and I still want to vomit when I think about it!"
"That's a good ...... you didn't have"
Zhao Guanren walked up to her and pointed to her mouth and said: "Bai Ming likes to kiss me the most, she said that kissing me will be addictive, and she will not let go of her mouth when she hangs on me that night in the cave room, otherwise she will ......"
"I'll taste it!"
Qing Ming suddenly grabbed the back of his head, and couldn't wait to kiss him, and immediately kissed Zhao Guanren in a daze, staring at her in horror, and Qing Ming also opened his eyes wide, and his little tongue explored around curiously.
"Hmmm! it really smells good......
Qing Ming pressed him against the wall in surprise, and said excitedly: "You have a good smell in your mouth, no wonder Bai Ming will tremble excitedly, kissing your soul power can be improved, don't move, let me kiss a few more bites!"
"Don't! you go away......"
Zhao Guanren turned his head back and forth in shame and indignation, but he was Qing Ming's opponent, Qing Ming pressed him against the wall, grabbed his hair and scolded: "Look at me! If you dare to mess with the old lady and fan you to death, I don't want to eat you, what is there to be afraid of, open your mouth!"
"Woo~ You beast, beast, ......"
Zhao Guanren wanted to cry and wail without tears, but Qing Ming greedily wiped a handful of saliva, and kissed it again without saying anything, and even as if he had discovered a new continent, his two eyes became brighter and brighter, but it was a little scary to keep them open.
"Wow~ It turns out that kissing is so cool, no wonder men and women love to kiss and kiss......"
Qing Ming let go of his mouth and swallowed deeply, and his pale little face turned magically red, which made Zhao Guanren puzzled: "There are so many male pets and dancers under your command, and everyone says that you are the first wave of the dead clan, have you never kissed someone?"
Qing Ming wiped his mouth and said: "How did I know that kissing my mouth was so cool, I knew that I had kissed early, come! Let's kiss for a while, anyway, if you are idle, this time you will kiss me!"
"Wait! you're not going to be a virgin, are you......"
Zhao Guanren looked at her in disbelief, Qing Ming covered his chest and said in surprise: "What do you mean, my aunt and grandmother are not married yet, if she is not a virgin, she can still be a broken shoe, do you think that if a male pet licks my feet, I am not a yellow flower girl?"
"Okay, then you close your eyes, let's do something more interesting, more enjoyable than kissing......"
Zhao Guanren pressed her against the wall with a smile and kissed her with a smile, and Qing Ming also took the initiative to hug him in response, closing his eyes and screaming vigorously.
"Bang~"
Qing Ming suddenly knocked Zhao Guanren to the ground with a punch, and scolded angrily: "Bastard! Who allowed you to touch randomly, when I was stupid to you, I thought I didn't know how to cave the room, right, the old lady has seen more scenes than you have seen!"
"What do you mean......
Zhao Guanren sat on the ground and said depressedly: "You can kiss your mouth casually, why can't you touch it, besides, you are an old driver, don't you know that kissing your mouth is the foreplay of the cave room?"
"Who said that if you kiss your mouth, you have to have a cave room, you think I haven't seen the world......"
Qing Ming said angrily: "Let me tell you, where the old lady's belly pocket and dirty pants are covered, except for my husband, no man should want to look at it or touch it, this is the rule that Brother Ming set for me, whoever dares to break my innocence will kill whoever I want!"
"Brother Ming, you're talking about Bai Ming...... right?"
Zhao Guanren stood up with a smile, Qing Ming's face immediately stiffened, and he turned his head angrily to leave.
"Wait a minute, it's just the two of us, what's there to say......"
Zhao Guanren took her hand and said: "Fools know that you like Bai Ming, and Bai Ming doesn't dislike you, otherwise how would you wear your embroidered belly pocket, but once the two of you get better, Eternal Night must kill one, isn't that reasonable?"
"You know a fart! I'm the Demon King after breaking with Bai Ming......"
Qing Ming shook off his hand and said: "Bai Ming said that she wanted to be with me forever, but for the sake of profit, she turned around and married a slut, and helped that slut to bully me together, almost making me irreversible, Bai Ming only has interests and use in his eyes!"
"Are you missing a ......string in your head?"
Zhao Guanren sneered: "Bai Ming, a big girl with yellow flowers, don't you have to marry a woman to do something, you are obviously falling for other people's discordant schemes!"
"I'm not stupid!"
Qing Ming shook his head and said: "Although this matter is very complicated, but when people fell into the ground, Bai Ming helped me step on me, and when I went to question her, she said that she had to sacrifice me for the sake of the overall situation, and even wanted to kill me again, understand?"
Zhao Guanren asked, "If one of you two had to die, and Bai Ming chose to let you die for her, would you agree?"
"If it was back then, I would ...... it"
Qing Ming looked at him with an oath, Zhao Guanren spread his hands and said: "Isn't this enough, it's better to die one than two together, not to mention that you died for her voluntarily, what else do you have to be angry about?"
"I can die for her, but she can't play tricks on me, she's betraying me......"
Qing Ming walked out angrily, but Zhao Guanren shouted again: "Don't say so much, I'll ask you if you still love her, if you love her, I'll help you get her and match the two of you together, how about it?"
Qing Ming turned around disdainfully, and sneered: "You don't lie to me! She is your daughter-in-law, your woman, are you willing to give it to me?"
"Look at what you're talking about......"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "My wife's wife, isn't it the woman of my family, it's a family inside and out, what do you say, don't let it, in the future, three people will sleep in a big bed, you are satisfied, Bai Ming also untied the knot, I suffer a little loss as a man, it is right!"
"But Brother Ming, she ......"
Qing Ming bit his red lip hesitantly, but Zhao Guanren was about to laugh in his heart.
I didn't expect to pick up a bowl of soft rice for nothing, and when the time came, the lights would be turned off! The big quilt would be covered! What kind of wife and husband, all of them have to cry and call Dad!
"Bang~"
A loud bang suddenly lit up half of the sky, Zhao Guan looked towards the city center in horror, but heard a muffled roar, a huge thing jumped into the sky, he stared at the balls of his eyes and exclaimed: "Dragon, dragon! There is really a dragon!"