Chapter 135: The Big Woman and the Little Woman
Li Xin stared at a pair of beautiful big eyes, and after watching Yu Zehai's divine operation, he couldn't help but say weakly: "Yu Zehai, can this work?
"Please, remove the word '?
Yu Zehai waved his hand and said with a big grin: "I said Officer Li, didn't you boast that you knew the falcon before? Why did you suddenly make a fool of yourself? Although I don't know much about the falcon, I know that the eyesight of this kind of air lord is extremely terrifying, even at a height of several thousand meters, you can clearly see the trajectory of a little rabbit on the surface, and its flight speed is extremely fast, even as high as 360 kilometers per hour! So, we just need to find a feng shui treasure to set up camp, and then sit back and wait for the hemp to give us good news. Speaking of this, Yu Zehai looked in a direction and said, "Officer Li, follow me!"
Yu Zehai is right, like the falcon, they often fly in a fast straight line at low altitude, once they find the prey, they quickly tighten their wings, and then swoop down quickly, the situation is like throwing the whole body as a spear gun, rushing straight towards the target prey, swift and incoherent. Therefore, medium-sized birds of prey such as the Gyrbow can catch both birds in flight and beasts running on the ground.
Bypassing the eagle's beak cliff, Yu Zehai took Li Xin to walk about two kilometers in the jungle again, and finally came to the edge of a small stream.
It is said to be a stream, but to be precise, it is better to say that it is a mountain stream. Juanjuan Stream, which should be formed by the convergence of mountain springs, in the Daqing Mountain, in fact, there are many such streams, but after flowing down the mountain, they all finally merge into the Qingshui River that winds and circles among the lofty mountains.
The clear water of the stream, tumbling and flowing along the low-lying part of the mountain stream, is as clear and pure as a pearl inlaid with patches. In the river, stones of different sizes are washed and polished by the water over time, and become round and smooth, like gems.
Yu Zehai jumped straight onto a huge boulder next to the stream and lay down, and said lightly: "Okay, Officer Li, let's set up camp here." Look at this place, what a wonderful place! The empty mountains are full of birds and flowers, and the streams are flowing! This is simply a blessed place left by immortals in the world, a paradise!"
Li Xin stretched out his hand and patted on the edge of the boulder, and one turned over and jumped onto the stone platform, the cyan boulder area was large enough, even if three or four people sat together and supported a mahjong table, it would not look crowded. It's just that Li Xin didn't collapse directly on the stone platform like Yu Zehai, but took off his shoes and socks three times and divided two by two, exposing the pair of snow-white and small jade feet to the air, and then he took a long breath.
"I'll go! Officer Li, you are nakedly seducing me to commit a crime!" Yu Zehai sniffed exaggeratedly, and then said with a smile: "Fortunately, it's okay, there is no pickle, fishy, rotten smell in the air...... It seems that you don't have athlete's foot, girl, congratulations!"
"Say what?"
Li Xin kicked Yu Zehai with his bare feet, glared at the other party fiercely, and said angrily: "Is there a mistake? Auntie, grandma, I look like a closed moon, a shy flower, a fish, a goose, a country and a city, where did you get any athlete's foot? What kind of eyes do you have? No wonder the fat man said that you are a straight man and deserve to be a single dog!"
"Speak well!" Yu Zehai rolled his eyes and said, "I said Officer Li, are you a people's policeman? What's wrong with straight guys? What about single dogs? I'm straight guys, I'm happy! I'm single dogs, I'm proud! And, look at what you just said, it's like you're not a single dog. What's more, what's wrong with this person being beautiful? Is it true that only ugly people have athlete's foot? Won't handsome guys and beautiful girls have athlete's foot? It's simply unreasonable!"
"What are you talking about? You are unreasonable! Your whole family is unreasonable!" Li Xin said as the two jade feet greeted Yu Zehai again.
"Stop, stop...... Stop!"
Yu Zehai reached out and grabbed the two troublesome jade feet, and was stunned in an instant.
Because he suddenly found that at this time, the soles of Li Xin's two jade feet had been ground out into patches of blisters, and even some of the blisters had burst, revealing a large area of bloodshot scars...... However, the strong woman in front of her has not said a word or snorted so far. At this point, Yu Zehai finally understood, why this woman just squatted down and took off her shoes and socks as soon as possible, the original root cause turned out to be here.
"Ah......h
As a high-pitched scream sounded, Li Xin kicked her two slender legs in a panic, hoping that her jade feet could get rid of Yu Zehai's claws, and at the same time, she was even more embarrassed and angry: "Yu Zehai, what are you doing?
"What's it called, it hurts, doesn't it?"
Yu Zehai not only did not let go at all, but his two hands grasped more tightly, he carefully checked the injury, and said: "How many times have I told you before, running the mountain is not a child's play at home, like you, the warm flowers and bones in the metropolis, usually the door does not go out of the second door and does not step out of the door, it is a car to travel, how can you endure this kind of hardship? What, this time it has come true?" After speaking, Yu Zehai let go of his hand, and then grabbed his rag bag from the side.
"Hmph!
Li Xin's jade feet finally broke free from the clutches of the devil, she twisted her head to the side angrily, and said: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all! Isn't it just a little bit of broken skin, how can a skin injury like this stump Aunt Ben? Don't look down on people, I, Li Xin, have performed some tasks over the years, what is a little difficulty like now?"
"Dead duck has a hard mouth!" Yu Zehai took out a clean towel from his backpack and threw it to the other party, saying, "Stuff the towel into your mouth!"
"Ah...... What?Yu Zehai, what do you want to do?" Li Xin subconsciously took the towel, but the other party's next sentence completely made her messy.
"What do I want to do?"
Yu Zehai was slightly stunned, and then when he saw Li Xin's panicked expression, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said: "I said Officer Li, your brain can't be normal? What do you say I'm going to do? Do you think that in this kind of deserted primeval jungle, rape a folk girl still needs to cover her mouth with a towel? What's more, have you ever seen a rapist who asked the woman to take the initiative to cover her mouth with a towel?" Speaking of this, Yu Zehai's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Hurry up, don't ink!"
"You're just dirty in your head!" Li Xin glared back at Yu Zehai fiercely, and then reluctantly picked up a towel and stuffed it into his mouth.
Yu Zehai took out a small bottle containing spiritual spring from his backpack, unscrewed the cap, and then grabbed a jade foot, and carefully poured the spiritual spring in the bottle into the blisters on the soles of the other party's feet.
Seeing Li Xin's grinning teeth with his cheeks puffed out, Yu Zehai laughed and said, "Just grit your teeth and hold on for a while! This is the fairy water that I worked hard to configure, but it's a baby! It only takes a few drops to easily restore the abrasion on your feet as before." Why? Still don't believe it? Then let's walk and see, and in a few minutes, you will be able to witness the miracle!"
In order to highlight the preciousness and treasure of the "fairy water" in the bottle, Yu Zehai deliberately pretended to be cautious, for fear of wasting every drop of spiritual spring. But the result is just as Yu Zehai said, under the moisture of the spiritual spring, those worn out blisters and muscle tissues that have been worn off the epidermis are now recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye......
Just a quarter of an hour later, Li Xin's two jade feet were back to normal again!
"Okay!" Yu Zehai put away the water bottle, reached out and tore off the towel in the other party's mouth, and deliberately said with a straight face: "Don't mention this matter to the third one today, otherwise, we won't even have to be friends in the future! Officer Li, you can take this as a threat to me, but you'd better think clearly before refuting it!"
"Yu Zehai, you ...... You, huh!"
In the scene just now, Li Xin, the party, has the most right to speak. The truth is really as Yu Zehai said, in just a quarter of an hour, the soles of his two feet, which were a mess that he had been grinding before, are as smooth as ever at the moment.
Miracles!
It's incredible!
However, just when Li Xin rolled his eyes and wanted to pay attention to the bottle of "fairy water" in Yu Zehai's hand, he didn't expect to be pinched by the other party first. And he didn't give himself the slightest room to speak, which directly made Li Xin feel aggrieved in his heart!
"Don't think I'm ruthless and boring, I naturally have my concerns about doing this. After all, with the relationship between the two of us, you are not qualified to know the secrets of my body!" Yu Zehai took out two bottles of mineral water from his backpack and threw them to the other party, opened them and poured them, and said: "It's like I know that you have a lot of doubts and secrets in this big beauty, but I only know so much, because I'm not interested in you, so I'm not interested in delving into more." For example, what kind of background do you have, such as your true identity, for example, you secretly explore ancient tombs or something, I don't want to know at all, really!" Speaking of this, Yu Zehai stood up and stretched his waist for a long time, and said: "Li Da Beauty, you can rest here for a while, I'll go find some game! Since you have gone deep into the mountains, there is no reason to gnaw on steamed buns and dry cakes." After speaking, Yu Zehai jumped off the stone platform and disappeared into the jungle in an instant.
"Huh!
Looking at Yu Zehai's disappearing back, Li Xin couldn't help but scold.
"Beauty Li, don't scold me behind your back!" Yu Zehai's faint voice came from the sky above the mountain stream.
"What's wrong with me scolding you? Aunt Ben is going to scold you for being angry today!Yu Zehai, you are a stingy ghost, bastard, not a man, bastard, rotten egg, you are impotent@impotence ......"
Li Xin was already very aggrieved in her heart, Yu Zehai's previous words, she didn't say anything at all, which made her emotional, at this time, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, she opened her mouth and scolded the air, almost using all the words that could be thought of in her mind!