"Huh?" I hesitated for a few seconds, then slowly stood up, looked worried, and pretended to be innocent and asked, "Didn't you already answer two questions correctly?

"It's because in the second before you sat down, you showed the arrogance of 'pretending to be a garlic capable' and 'showing off', so I think you must know more than the other students!" the teacher's voice fell.

The class burst into laughter.

"Haha......"

"Teacher, I'm ......" I knew that my performance at that time might make Teacher "Shi Yazi" a little dissatisfied, so I deliberately wanted to rectify me.

As it turned out, I guessed right.

Then the sound of heckling came and went.

"Dun dun dun come one!"

"Here's one, here's one!"

"Let you come, come quickly!"

"Don't hesitate, don't linger!"

"Let you come, you won't come!"

"Niu Niu pinching is still a thief!"

In this way, coupled with the teacher's intentional connivance, the questioning session of this history class is "unique".

If you listen carefully, it is Lao Yan, the master who "doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement"!

This guy is still shouting that lame slogan with his classmates below, and it is estimated that he is the only one who can come up with such a way to make me unable to get off the stage.

Ignoring the coaxing of my classmates, I confessed my mistake to the teacher with a smiling face: "Teacher, leave this opportunity to other students!

"How can that be done?" said the teacher very "seriously", "The atmosphere has already been set up here, if you refrain any more, you can't say it, right?"

"That's it, that's it, if you don't want to answer, let the teacher give me your 'right to be exempted from questioning'!

"Yes, yes, Yan Yu's suggestion is very good!" "Shi Yazi" teacher affirmed with great approval.

"Haha, thank you, teacher!" Just when Yan thought that Teacher "Shi Yazi" was going to give him the "right to be exempted" place, he heard a decision that made me very happy.

"So, I decided that the next question would be answered by Yan Yu. ”

Lao Yan completely wilted.

"Hahahaha......"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Classmate Yan Yu, take a look, 'stealing chickens doesn't make rice', right? Then you must prepare well!" Looking at Lao Yan like a frosted eggplant, I was very happy, and said in my heart: "'Good and evil will be rewarded in the end', this time it's time for me to fall into the well, hehe!"

"Don't be happy too early, I just said that Yan Yu has a good idea, so hehe, hehe! Of course this idea has to be adopted!"

Looking at the "Shi Yazi" teacher's "ill-intentioned" expression, I don't know what bad idea she is ready to make.

"If you can't answer the last question, I'll take back your 'right to skip questions'!" said the teacher with a look of "wisdom bead in hand".

In this way, the "Shi Yazi" teacher, who has the "complete decision-making power", wanders among our classmates and exercises her irreversible power.

Lao Yan and I signaled to each other unyieldingly, and there was a lot of meaning in our eyes, "Crows and pigs are comparable, no one should be black".

"It seems that the two of you are ready, then let's get started!" The teacher's smug expression on his face made me see a look of "I want you to look good": "Dunzi, this is your most critical question, if you answer incorrectly, I will take back the 'right to exempt from questioning'!"

The teacher once again emphasized the rules of answering questions.

"I think you're the only person in our class who might be taken back from the 'right to be asked.'" The teacher of "Shi Yazi" also added a sentence from time to time.

"Hahahaha......"

This sentence attracted "thunderous" applause from the whole class, and they all had a good look of watching the show.

"It's all a group of guys who 'fell into the well', and when 'Shi Duck' asks you, you look good, especially your boss Yan, or my brother, hmph! Look at how I clean you up!"

Then he stood up like a "good baby" and said, "Teacher, you ask!"

The teacher looked at me so well-behaved and nodded, "Yes, yes, it seems that I have indeed grown." ”

"The next question of Dunzi is a comprehensive question of literature and history that you may take during the high school entrance examination, it depends on your previous knowledge reserves!"

After listening to the teacher's words, I suddenly felt a little nervous, and I greeted this guy Yan "fiercely" countless times in my heart.

"Since we just mentioned "The Song of Baked Cakes", let's start with this allusion. In 1368, early one morning, Zhu Yuanzhang, the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, enjoyed a delicious food in the inner hall - baked cakes, just took a bite, and before he could swallow it, the eunuch passed the word that Liu Bowen asked to see him. ”

Zhu Yuanzhang knew that Liu Bowen was a great talent, knew astronomy, geography, and knew the ancient times, so he even thought about taking the test. I saw that Zhu Yuanzhang immediately covered the baked cake he had bitten with a bowl, and then asked the eunuch to invite Liu Ji to the inner hall. ”

"Seeing Liu Bowen, Zhu Yuanzhang pointed to the upside-down bowl, and asked: 'Mr. Berwen knows mathematics and physics, can he know what is in the bowl?'"

"At that time, Liu Bowen answered Zhu Yuanzhang's test with great wisdom and profound literary background, not only won Zhu Yuanzhang's appreciation, but also said the "Song of Baked Cakes", a very accurate prediction that is comparable to "Zhou Yi" from ancient times to the present, so my question is......"

"Baked cakes!" replied in a hurry.

"What kind of baked cake?" said the teacher angrily, "There is a piece of baked cake in the bowl, didn't I tell you everything?

Lao Yan's performance caused an uproar among the classmates, and another burst of laughter rang out.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" Yan smiled wryly.

"So my question is, how did Liu Bowen answer Zhu Yuanzhang's question at that time?

As soon as the teacher's voice fell, the class set off a small climax of flipping books.

"Look for it, look for it, see where it's in the book!"

"No, I've searched all over the books, but I don't have this question. ”

"Didn't the teacher say it earlier, it's a comprehensive question, and this time the pier must have been planted!"

"The 'right to be exempted' that I finally got has been withdrawn again!"

"There are times in life when you have to have it, and there are times in life when you don't have to ask for it!"

......

At this time, I listened to all the whispers of my classmates, but my heart was already happy: "Haha, this is asking grandma's house!" I thought to myself: "The teacher obviously doesn't know that I have always liked poems and songs such as Tang and Song poems, and I know a little about most allusions, this question happens to be within my reserve!"

"This question is right in the middle, God forbid, it seems that I have the 'right to be exempted' in the next class!" I was reveling in my heart, but I couldn't show it immediately.

At this moment, I fully understood what it means to be low-key. It suddenly reminded me of an ancient man who once "clouded" a profound prophecy: If you don't die, you won't die.

"Teacher, isn't this question a bit out of the syllabus?" I deliberately pretended to be difficult, wanting to practice what it was like to "pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger" in an online novel, and then asked: "I haven't seen this paragraph in a history book!"

"As I said a long time ago, this is a literature and history question that tests comprehensive ability, so it will not appear in textbooks again, but it does not prevent me from teaching you and broadening your knowledge channels. The teacher said with a smug face: "How is it, can this question be answered?"

If you have a good foundation in Chinese, you must have heard this answer. The teacher of "Shi Duck" lost no time in reminding.

"Teacher, I seem to have seen the story of this allusion somewhere, but I am not very impressed, you let me think about it. I pretended to be embarrassed, meditated for a long time, and still didn't tell the teacher the answer directly.

At this time, Lao Yan's began his "falling into the well" again: "Dunzi, don't you just take the initiative to give up, the teacher will ask me later!"

"Of course, I just don't think about it for a while!" I put on an unconvinced but contemplative look.

"Teacher, this is not good, he can't think about it for so long just to waste time, right? He wants to stay up until the end of class and don't have to answer!"

"Yes, yes, Dunzi, hurry up and answer the questions, don't waste time. The teacher emphasized.

"Haha, teacher, of course I know this allusion!" I said in my chest: "What Liu Bowen said at the time was: 'Half like the sun and half like the moon, I was bitten by a golden dragon. This is a loaf of bread!'" After saying that, I brushed my beard like the ancients......

"Yes, yes, that's true!" Hearing my answer so accurately, Teacher Shi Yazi happily took the lead in applauding!

I believe that every teacher will be happy to see the progress of their students!

This time, I learned a lesson, and I just sat down obediently after "simply pretending", and this "pretending" must be pointed!

"Teacher, it's time to ask Yan Yu the next question, right?"

"Okay, is Yan Yu ready?" The teacher didn't wait for Yan to be fully ready, and started her question.

"After the unification of the Ming Dynasty, various measures were taken to improve the level of political and economic development, and it once achieved glorious stages in history, such as 'the rule of Hongwu', 'the rule of Renxuan', and 'Hongzhi Zhongxing'. The next question is, what kind of system was used to select talents during the Ming Dynasty?"

I have all experienced my student days, and I know that only by reviewing in advance can I roughly estimate which page and where a certain knowledge point should be in the textbook, otherwise even if you are given a book for you to look through casually, you will not find it immediately. What's more, answering questions on the spot?

This is exactly the case with Yan. And the "comrades-in-arms" around him are all the same "half a catty and eight taels" as him, so it is impossible for him to find out the answer to his question.

Several people rummaged back and forth for a long time before they found the answer, and when it reached Lao Yan's ears, he was still a little unfamiliar with the answer.

"The imperial examination system. Lao Yan stammered in reply.

"Looks like your friends around you have found the answer, right?" the teacher teased with a smile.

"Since everyone has answered more than two questions today, Yan Yu is no exception, the teacher has always been lively and active, and loves to coax and watch lively students 'equally'. "Shi Duck" teacher pointed out slightly.

I believe that all the students present must have heard the voice of the 'Shi Yazi' teacher, and Lao Yan is no exception, I believe that he and I have the same idea of "being a good baby" at this time, and will not make a coax in the classroom!

"Classmate Yan Yu, do you know what kind of style is used for the examination in the imperial examination system?"

This question is very simple, but after all, it is not Lao Yan's dish, Lao Yan is still worried, and he doesn't bother to open the book, because he can't find where it is!

But he is unwilling to be whipped by the teacher, no matter how thick the meat is, it hurts!

Just when he was "racking his brains" about what kind of literature he was, he suddenly had an idea, and a most familiar type of literature flashed in his mind, so he blurted out:

Darwin!