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"Oh, the service industry is really not a human job, any kind of inexplicable guests will meet, and if they meet, they have to continue, and they must find a way to transfer them next year! I'd rather go to the front line than stay here!"
With this in mind, Mr. Manager pressed his temperament, lifted the form in his hand to Gu Hanhan, and then said to the two Earth girls in the most peaceful tone possible: "I noticed that this form is filled in, Miss Gu, you are a native of the earth?"
"Is there a problem?" Gu Hanhan frowned, "I have a citizen ID card and a social code to prove it." ”
"No, no, no, I'm sure you're a genuine native of Earth, and you don't have to take your ID. Mr. Manager hurriedly stopped Gu Hanhan from taking out his ID card from his bag, and said: "I mean, although the cosmic law does not prohibit the sale of slaves, and the sale of the service personnel registered as "non-robotoid creatures with no personal rights" in the store as private slaves is also one of the important businesses that all stores in the Rose Garden do, but the only people who buy slaves here are usually tourists from countries that fully recognize slavery two thousand light years away from the earth. ”
"Those countries that do not recognize slavery within 2,000 light years will at most be slave traders, because these countries, although they do not recognize slavery itself, are at least willing to respect the sacrosanctity of the property rights of slave owners in other countries, so that slave traders of other nationalities can transport the purchased slaves into customs in the name of importing animals or goods. And Earth, unfortunately, no native of Earth has ever bought slaves, never! You know, it's not going to work?"
"Why not?" Gu Hanhan's eyes widened, "Could it be that we earthlings are not allowed to buy things that the whole universe is qualified to buy?" Mr. Manager, your words are really excessive, I have to complain to the Space Security Management Committee!"
Complaints, complaints, you earthlings know complaints!
Mr. Manager pursed his lips in disgust and explained, "It's not that it doesn't work, but it doesn't work." Earthlings are certainly entitled to buy slaves, and no cosmic law prohibits this. Whoever it is, as long as he can pay enough money, of course he can take any of the slaves here, but the problem is ......"
Zheng Wenwen, who was dozing off on the side, suddenly raised her eyebrows, "Then you mean we have no money?"
Can you damned, rude little witches of Earth let me finish talking!
"It's not a question of money!" said Mr. Manager, with some impatience, "Ladies, allow me to be more direct. Miss Gu: If you don't have any plans to go on a hike around the universe recently, then I advise you to carefully consider whether it is really necessary to buy this slave. ”
"Because the Earth you live on is the only planet in the universe that does not recognize any slavery and does not approve of any slavery schemes. This means that the slave cannot be registered as cargo in the customs entry record, but only as a person. Even if you buy this slave, you won't be able to bring him into the global environmental protection circle, unless you are willing to pay a huge resource compensation tax for the slave. Since you can't take it with you, does it make sense to buy him?"
Gu Hanhan knows very well that aliens who do not have an earth hukou have to pay as long as they enter the atmosphere, and the amount is very expensive, even the cheapest trade area costs 5,000 yuan in three days, and the tax amount in the tourist area, aboriginal residential area, ecological protection area, is hundreds of times higher, Gu Hanhan's mother opened a hotel in the tourist area. But at this time, Gu Hanhan can't take care of so much.
"What does this have to do with you?"
Gu Hanhan frowned and looked at the fat manager, and then she stabbed Zheng Wenwen, who was dozing off on the table because she was too sleepy.
"Oh, have you started?" Zheng Wenwen rubbed her eyes and sat up straight and wiped her saliva.
So Gu Hanhan started first: "Don't you think you are a dog with a mouse and meddling in your affairs?"
Zheng Wenwen: "The dog takes the mouse and meddles in things!"
Gu Hanhan: "I'll give money,"
Zheng Wenwen: "You are outstanding." ”
Gu Hanhan: "It's murder and arson,"
Zheng Wenwen: "It's still a home trip. ”
Gu Hanhan: "It's packed and taken home,"
Zheng Wenwen: "It's still thrown to listen to the sound"
Gu Hanhan: "It's all about you evil slave traders!"
Zheng Wenwen: "It's okay. ”
Gu Hanhan: "The old lady has no money?"
Zheng Wenwen: "You dare to refuse to sell?"
Gu Hanhan: "The glory of the Reservation Convention bathes in your business license. ”
Zheng Wenwen: "The huge ticket from the Universe City Administration rushed to your pocket and smiled slightly~"
After speaking, Zheng Wenwen lay down again.
Mr. Manager roared by 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart: Whoever Nima wants to refuse to sell, whoever refuses to sell is a bastard! What Lao Tzu is afraid of is that you two will wake up from wine and make a fuss about returning the goods!
"Even if there is no Annex X of the Convention on Reservations, we will not refuse to sell it. A slave is not a great resource. Miss Gu wants to buy this slave, as long as she can afford to pay and sign a contract, she can take it away at any time. But—" Mr. Manager resisted the urge to explode, and tapped his finger on the application form, "I must declare in advance that the slaves of our shop shall not be returned once sold, and this article shall be written in the contract of transfer of rights. Therefore, Miss Gu, no matter what, please don't wait for dawn to block our gate with the inspectors of the Universe City Administration Bureau to make trouble and ask for a return. ”
Gu Hanhan said inexplicably: "Why should I block your gate and ask for a return, I bought it back with all my hard work, I have a nervous disorder!"
Zheng Wenwen reflexively propped up her head, closed her eyes and said, "Neuropathy." ”
"In that case, there is no problem. Once you sign the payment, you can take the person away. Well, I'll be out of company first......" Mr. Manager immediately stood up and walked out the door, it seeming that he would not be with these two nasty imps from Earth for a minute.
"Hey, you haven't told me the price yet, Mr. Manager!" Gu Yuhan stood up and shouted at the manager's chubby background.
"On the question of price, please talk to Ning He, anyway, it is within the scope of Annex 10 of the Convention on Reservations, so you don't have to worry too much. The fat manager said without looking back.
At the same time, he beckoned to his female secretary: "Jennifer, bring me a cup of coffee." This is a place that is devastating......"
"Ladies, please be seated. ”
After the fat manager left, Ning He beckoned the two girls to sit down, "Let's talk about how much Earth Reserve Roll you should pay for this slave, Miss Gu." ”
"You make an offer. Gu Yuhan said.
Ning He looked at the girl, and judging from his countless eyes, the two girls in front of him would never have more than two thousand yuan in their pockets. But people cannot be disguised, the sea water cannot be measured, and the people of the earth have always been incomprehensible, and those who dare to shout in such a place that they will definitely buy a certain slave must have two brushes if they drink too much.
"Then you're welcome," So, Ning He decided to test it, and the lion opened his mouth and quoted a sky-high price: "Twenty thousand yuan." With 20,000 Earth Reserve Volumes, you can go outside to receive people. ”
Gu Yuhan didn't say a word, stood up and walked out.
"Aren't you going to buy it?" asked Ning He.
"No, the Orbital Price Administration and the Space City Administration have complained that you have violated the regulations, inflated prices, and disrupted the economic order around the Earth. Gu Yuhan replied. She pointed to Zheng Wenwen, who was already asleep on the sofa, and said to Jack, "Please watch her, I'll be back soon." ”
Jack hurriedly grabbed Gu Yuhan and said, "Master Gu, don't worry, the opening price of the nightclub is very large, and you can negotiate the price." Look at me, keep the price down for you. After that, he turned his head and said to Ning He: "Hey, Brother Ning, your asking price is too dark." 20,000 yuan, but there is no one who can sell it for this price when walking around the entire rose garden. I know this market, and the auction price of the club next door is only 14,000. ”
"That's not what I said, Brother Jack. Ning He skillfully manipulated the expression on his face and said, "We are all new today. If you don't sell to this young lady, you can do it for at least three years, even if it is only 150 a day, 54,750 yuan for 365 days a year, and 164,250 for three years. I'm not counting leap years, plus the cost and the ...... transportation."
Jack sneered: "Prisoners of war have a ghost cost, why don't you include the military expenses of this US-European war?"
"Okay," Ning He said, "Brother Jack, you are an expert, the cost and freight will not be calculated with this Miss Gu, and the odds will be wiped for you, and the price of one-tenth of the price will be sixteen thousand according to the regulations." ”
"You're really good at it!" exclaimed Jack in a fuss, "Sixteen thousand dollars, all right? One day one hundred and fifteen, and in a few days there may not be fifty a day." ”
"None of us can say anything like that, can we?" said Jack. "So at least there should be a compromise. ”
"Okay, minus 3,000 yuan. , ten thousand thirteen. Ning He gave in happily.
"Won't it cost you to feed this man for the past few years?" Jack continued, "Everything is expensive in the Earth's orbit. In addition, the medical fee, the capitation fee charged by the Cosmic City Administration, the quarantine fee charged by the Health Bureau, the transaction tax collected by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and the ...... collected by the Public Security Bureau"
"Alright, alright, Brother Jack, you're not going to leave us alive. Ning He had a heart-wrenched expression on his face, "I'll look at your face, and I'll lose another thousand yuan, ten thousand or two." Miss Gu, I have a conscience. ”
Jack turned his head to look at Gu Hanhan: "Master Gu, conscience price, 12,000, what do you think?"
Gu Hanhan felt very bad. It's true that she doesn't know anything about the market here, but at least she knows her wallet.
The asking price was 20,000 yuan, and the counteroffer was 12,000, which was cut by 40%. It sounds very good, but since she really doesn't have it, then there must be something wrong with it, and the conscience price can only be the black heart price.
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