0148 A good show
"Big guy, kowtow can give you a ......way to live."
Zhao Guanren raised his head and blew out a puff of smoke, his attitude was still hard as granite, and his mouth was still shameless and said: "I eat by mixing my mouth, scaring people is my profession, it's really not easy for me, you just let me go as a fart!"
"Phew~shameless......!
I don't know who scolded in the crowd, and finally scolded what everyone wanted to scold.
"Fuck!"
Zhao Guanren immediately rushed over and grabbed a middle-aged man, dragged him out and shouted: "You are not shameless! You are not cheap! There is a kind of you go up and hack him to death, as long as you dare to go up, Lao Tzu will accompany you to chop him up, you go up, what are you doing on the ground?"
The middle-aged man lay on the ground and waved his hand in horror: "No, no, no, no! I'm cheap, I'm shameless, I made a mistake, you spare me, I have a wife and children!"
"Ho tui~"
Zhao Guanren spit on his head with a mouthful of old phlegm, and scolded: "What the keyboard warrior is talking about is garbage like you, you will only instigate others to die, and when it is your turn, you will be cowardly better than anyone else, Lao Tzu has blown up the skull tower, which of you has fucking blown up, dare to say that I am cheap!"
"Ha~ I really can't see through you......"
Bai Ming said with a smile: "In order to save all mankind, you were so brave to detonate the Tower of Light and blow up your hometown into ruins, why are you timid now, are you afraid after dying once?"
"Ahh......h
There was a burst of panicked discussion at the scene, and Zhang Xinyue immediately stepped forward and said: "That's right! The Skull Tower was detonated by Zhao Guanren, I never said that I blew it up, it's just that the media is exaggerating, the real human hero is Zhao Guanren!"
"Don't exalt me, I didn't want to be a hero......"
Zhao Guanren said very calmly: "At the beginning, the eternal night blocked me outside the tower, the black devil calculated me in the tower, the tower gate is about to close, no matter what I do, it is a dead end, it is better to make some contributions to mankind before I die, but now this place is full of sand sculptures, why should I save them!"
Bai Ming tilted his head and said, "What do you mean by sand sculpture?"
"Idiot!retarded!Two hundred and fifty ......"
Zhao Guanren pointed at Zhao Gecko and said: "Lao Tzu worked hard to get rid of the demons in Jiangdong, and these sand sculptures jumped out to cross the river and demolish the bridge, and kicked me out, not to mention, they actually drove me out of here, I want to work hard for them again, and I will become a sand sculpture!"
Zhao Gehu hurriedly waved his hand and said unjustly: "It's not me! I don't have this right, it's all arranged by the superiors, and I don't have a choice!"
Bai Ming actually nodded very intimately and said: "Sure enough, it's a group of sand sculptures, don't blame you for being cold, I'm annoyed to look at it, why don't I help you kill them all, just leave you and Zhang Xinyue?"
"Wow~"
Everyone shrank into a ball in fright, this Bai Ming is also an unpredictable guy, and he said that he was going to kill Zhao Guanren last minute, but he turned his head and said that he wanted to kill them all.
"You can kill people, I don't care about a group of sand sculptures anyway......"
Zhao Guanren walked back and said: "But here are my concubines and drivers, as well as my junior brother and apprentice, a lot of messy people, it will be too troublesome for you to kill them one by one, it's not good to kill them by mistake!"
"I'm a concubine, and we're all concubines......"
Yu Xiaoyu was the first to jump out of the crowd, and Qiu Yihan and the other women also hurriedly ran out and squatted in the open space behind Zhao Guanren.
"We are drivers and little brothers......"
Tang Xiaobing and Lu Datou ran over with a roll, and Gao Jie immediately walked over when he saw this, and said with a generous smile: "Mr. Bai! I am Zhao Guanren's enlightenment teacher, and I am very happy to meet you!"
"I know you, the high god will ......"
Bai Ming nodded politely and smiled, then raised his hand and said: "Let's start when everyone is ready, you know what I want, say it, you can live, and the rest of the sand sculptures ......"
"I'm him, I'm good, I just slept last night......"
Wang Qiqi suddenly raised his hand and rushed out, ran behind Zhao Guanren with a roar, and begged in a low voice: "Big brother!
"Then kiss one......"
Zhao Guanren turned around and pouted at her, Wang Qiqi smiled stiffly and kissed him on the face, but others seemed to have found a way to survive, and concubines, friendships, and one-night stands all came out.
The people of the Xiuxie and the Legion all called themselves junior brothers, and even Chief Liu Bao and Director Qian ran out to make friends, shouting one good brother after another, as if they had been born and died.
"Hey!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly pointed at a foreign girl, and said angrily: "You are too much, I can't even speak English, which kind of girlfriend are you my friend?"
"What~"
The girl pounced on him and gave him a fragrant kiss, and said very affectionately: "Have you forgotten me, we kissed on the banks of the beautiful Seine that night, and you still praised my pronunciation standards!"
"I admit it too! I've always been his secret lover......
A goddess general suddenly walked out, walked quickly to Zhao Guanren and kissed him, and then the soldiers were all shaken, and even the god general was completely convinced, and they all hesitated whether to go up and climb the relationship.
"I ...... I'm his master's ex-boyfriend, and I'm ...... myself."
A male god general also rushed out, it was Gao Jie's ex-boyfriend Jiang Nansheng, who was originally dressed in a bombardment god general suit, which was eclipsed by his obscene temperament, but Zhao Guanren squinted and said nothing.
"And me! I'm his lover too......"
Jia Maosha finally couldn't help but run out, but she was slapped head-on, and Zhao Guanren scolded: "Lao Tzu has been waiting for you to come out, don't you want to kill me, get up and beat me, what kind of cowardice, what kind of lover?"
Jia Maosha covered her face and sobbed: "Woo~ Hall Master, I was wrong before, please forgive me, I'm still so young, I don't want to die!"
"See, that's why I don't want to save them......"
Zhao Guanren pointed to the rear angrily and said: "It is natural for the common people to hide behind me, but the soldiers are also here, the gods are also here, and the fools who ordered them are also here, do you know what kind of behavior this is, deserters! Cowards! traitors!"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
Bai Ming smiled and applauded, and said, "Interesting! It's really interesting, this scene is like the movie I watched in the cinema yesterday, it's really "A Good Show"!"
Zhao Guanren was stunned: "Are you still going to the movies?"
"Know yourself and know your enemy! Invincible in a hundred battles! This is my creed, but it's a pity that ......"
Bai Ming shook his head and mocked: "You human beings have powerful weapons, but you are greedy for life and afraid of death and despicable, it is really a shame for our clan to be your enemy, but it won't be long before my clan will definitely wipe out this dirty world!"
"Bai Ming, don't be arrogant......"
The Northeast God General suddenly strode forward, raised his broadsword and said loudly: "You remember, grandpa is the generalissimo of Dingbei Fort, Shangguan Xiaotian! Even if Lao Tzu can't beat you, I want you to know today that none of our masters in Dingbei Fort are of a bad breed!"
"There is no !! of misseeding"
Hundreds of Dingbei Fort soldiers collectively stepped forward to draw their swords, standing behind him with a fierce attitude, and the people of the other main legions were also touched, silently pulling out their weapons and gathering beside them, the tips of their knives all pointed at Bai Ming.
"Haha~ This is a bit of an opponent......"
Bai Ming laughed heartily and said: "We dead people also respect warriors, you will not be corpsed after death, I will let you enter the land to rest in peace, as for the rest of these sand sculptures...... Welcome to the Dead!"
"Woo~"
A wail suddenly resounded throughout the venue, hundreds of corpses suddenly got up from the ground crookedly, the frightened women covered their mouths and cried bitterly, and the men's faces also changed dramatically, and everyone would be frightened to see so many corpses with their own eyes.
"Up!"
The Northeast God General roared and was about to play with his life, but Zhao Guanren suddenly stopped them and said with a smile: "Lao Tie 666! You are all good, but there are some things that must be explained clearly before playing with your life, we can't die in vain!"
The Northeast God General said angrily: "Why the are you talking so much, don't stop chattering, don't block Lao Tzu's big moves!"
"Ladies and gentlemen in front of the TV, you are optimistic about ......"
Zhao Guanren turned around and walked to the camera that fell to the ground, sat down and said: "Whoever walks out of here alive today is Bai Ming's lackey, a traitor to all mankind, not only to hunt them down, but also to whip their corpses and dig their ancestral graves!"
"What do you mean, don't you want to live again......"
Bai Ming's face suddenly turned cold, and said: "You know what I want, tell me the way to open the Tower of Light, I will let you take ten people away, and I won't hunt you down for a month, otherwise you will all die here!"
"People all over the world are looking at me, and the old iron in the Northeast is ......"
Zhao Guanren patted his face and said: "Do I still have the face to be a deserter now, if I escape, it is better to be a pig and a dog, and I have to be scolded and exploded when I turn back to the ancestral grave, you hurry up and kill me and the people here, and then the earth is yours!"
Bai Ming raised his hand and said coldly, "Do you think I don't dare?"
"Where is the man in armor, give my brother a mo, and feel good before he dies......"
Zhao Guanren lay down directly on the ground, Qiu Yihan and others hurriedly ran over, and four women knelt on the ground to help him press his limbs.
Zhao Guanren lay on the ground with his hands on his pillow, and said with a smile: "Xiao Baibai! I have always wanted to ask you a question, you are so handsome, are you a man or a woman?"
"Hmph~ Wait for me to pull out your soul, see how cheap your broken mouth is......"
Bai Ming's eyes suddenly froze, and an arrow stepped forward to grab his head, and the soldiers picked up their knives and were about to charge, but Zhao Guanren suddenly shouted in surprise: "Haha~ I saw it, I finally saw it!"
"Knock~"
Bai Ming's hand suddenly stopped in front of him, stomped his foot on the ground, and shocked the four female armored men out, leaned over and glared at Zhao Guanren viciously, and asked in a cruel voice: "What did you see, has death come?"
"You're scared of letting people know......"
Zhao Guanren propped up his upper body and faced her face to face, staring at her with a lewd smile, and Bai Ming suddenly realized something, his expression changed suddenly, and his right hand that had just been lowered was raised in an instant......
(Don't worry!There's another chapter today.,I sat for twelve hours to write three chapters.,The code word is really not a running account.,You have to read the characters' lines.,Substitute for the role.,It's the same as a neurosis.,It's distressing to have a monthly pass.,Treat it!)