Da Hei's words really made Cheng Lu angry. What is called the heart can't bear it?

"Then you come and listen, see if I can bear it?!" Cheng Lu removed his head from Da Hei's shoulders and stared at Da Hei: "Do you think I'm the kind of woman I'm very fragile?"

"Do you really want to hear it?"

"yes, starting with your first girlfriend. ”

"That's a long story......" Da Hei scratched his head: "That's still my first time." ”

"New to the world? have you watched too many martial arts movies? Or are you also a returnee?"

"Returnees? I'm a stranger. ”

"Alright, stop talking nonsense. Let's just talk about what you've experienced in the other world. ”

"I was a ...... kid at the time"

Da Hei couldn't help but unfold a long memory.

The fledgling Da Hei actually originally had the dream of a young chivalrous man. At that time, he was innocent and believed in fairness and justice.

However, the longer he spent in the rivers and lakes, the more he found that the rivers and lakes were very different from what he expected.

The peerless duel between the masters of the rivers and lakes is sometimes nothing more than a hype between each other. The so-called No. 1 swordsman in Zhongzhou vs. Northland Gunman, the location of the decisive battle was chosen in Ziwei Xiaozhu. Tickets are also sold by Sihai Money, the largest money bank in the world of Sedum. Regardless of the front and back rows, one thousand taels per piece, limited to three hundred.

Countless young heroes who came out of the woods like Da Hei exhausted their family assets to buy this ticket. Because it's beneficial for them to watch the masters face off.

It wasn't until the day of the duel that Da Hei discovered that the so-called No. 1 swordsman in Zhongzhou and the Northland gunman were actually at a level of no more than Erer. It is far from the master of the world in his imagination.

Only later did he learn that it was a show. The first swordsman in Zhongzhou is old, he is already sixty years old, and he can no longer mix in the rivers and lakes. In the rivers and lakes, there are fewer and fewer people looking for him to work or learn art.

And the Northland Gunslinger is a young man who has become famous and is not yet thirty years old. It is the time when I am full of ambition and want to show my strength and make a name for myself on the rivers and lakes.

One asks for money, the other for fame. So under the matchmaking of the Four Seas Money Village and the propaganda of various teahouses and wine shops for half a year, the battle between the two was rendered into a war between the past and the present.

It is said that there is a limit of 300 tickets, but no one knows where to buy them. That is, those Qin Lou Chu Pavilions or wine shops and teahouses secretly came over and muttered in their ears: Brother, do you want tickets? The original price is 1,000 taels, and you will sell you if you add 200 taels.

Limited to 300 tickets, you can watch the duel of peerless masters. How many people gritted their teeth and even sold all the treasures they had with them, and then bought tickets. Because it's limited to 300 pieces, it's gone when it's sold out!

Finally, when he went to the scene, Hei Yan felt that there were at least 400 people at the scene.

So the battle ended with the defeat of the No. 1 swordsman in Zhongzhou and the Northland Gunslinger. There are many young knights who don't know why they feel like they've seen a wonderful master duel. Only Da Hei felt that spending a thousand taels of silver to watch the routine competition was simply staining his eyes.

So the duel ended in a win-win situation. Sihai Qianzhuang has done an excellent show, and it is more well-known in the circle, and there will be more heroes and sects looking for them to operate. At the same time, it also earned 100,000 taels of operating expenses.

The first swordsman in Zhongzhou was dying, and he sold the fame he had accumulated by relying on the last fight, and exchanged 300,000 taels of silver to go home to retire and become a rich man.

The performance of the Northland Gunslinger, although he didn't have a penny, he earned a splashing reputation. Fame has finally entered the bustling Central Plains from the bitter cold northland. With fame, there is always an opportunity to make money in the future.

This is a good situation for Sanying!

What? The young knights who paid for it?

Every year, countless young chivalrous people will pour into the rivers and lakes to pursue their dreams. They are like wild leeks in the field, which cannot be cut.

And every year's new sect recruitment is a bloody storm. In order to recruit more disciples, each sect has done everything it can. said that it was taught by a famous hero in the rivers and lakes in person, but it turned out that he was a nominal consultant, and he couldn't guide three times a year. Because the heroes are very busy, they are famous in more than a dozen sects.

It is said that the sect is beautiful in terms of mountains and rivers, built in famous mountains and rivers, and it is a good place to practice with the aura of mountains and water behind it. As a result, when I arrived at the place, the so-called famous mountain was a small dirt slope at the head of the village. The so-called Okawa is a three-meter-wide stream in front of the gate.

The so-called quiet and convenient practice and shopping is that the sect is opened in the village, and shopping is the rural gathering on the fifteenth day of the first month of every month.

If you feel deceived and want to leave? Then you should also ask those masters in the sect whether they agree to the swords, guns, halberds, axes, hooks and forks! If you don't pay the money and don't contribute to the sect for three years, you still want to run?

False propaganda and abduction are everywhere in the rivers and lakes, and the young knights who have just entered the rivers and lakes are eager to die.

There are also all kinds of beauty tricks that can't be guarded against.

For example, Da Hei's first girlfriend met in Bajiang. is a well-known local martial arts heroine, and she is on the local pink hero list.

On the bank of the Bajiang River, the two met for the first time. The girl's smile was like a silver bell. The young and young Daikoku was instantly fascinated.

Then the girl and Da Hei talked at a restaurant with candles and drank freely to the moon. Soon the wine was talked about and nothing was discussed. Da Hei feels that he has met the true love of his life.

So when the girl invited him to swim with him in the Bajiang River, Da Hei did not refuse. The girl had to charter an expensive flower boat for a seven-day roaming, and Da Hei paid for it.

The girl wanted to prepare all kinds of high-end drinks on the boat, and Da Hei didn't say a word, but paid for it.

The girl wanted to buy some clothes on the boat, and Da Hei paid for it.

Girl wants to ...... , Da Hei paid for it.

In just seven days of travel, the three thousand taels of silver earned by the adventures in the rivers and lakes during the year of Dahei were spent cleanly. I thought that this girl was the one who wanted to spend her life with her. After getting off the boat, Daikoku confessed to the other party.

The girl said faintly: "You are an eagle in the rivers and lakes, and you want to swim far away." I just want to live in this little place. I don't want you to be tied up by me, the eagle is stumped, then it's not the eagle I like. You have your own world, let it go!"

Daikoku was so moved that he cried that night.

In the years that followed, Daikoku always met many similarly empathetic girls. They either traveled to the famous mountains and rivers with Dahei, or went to see the performances of the piano artists with Dahei, or went to the restaurant in Anggu with Dahei to taste all the food.

Of course, these are all big black money. The final result was the same as the original empathetic young lady, they all let Da Hei fly.

After a few years of wandering around the rivers and lakes, Da Hei finally gradually understood. The young lady of the cruise ship signed a dividend agreement with the flower boat team, and the young lady who ate had a dividend in the restaurant, and the young lady who wanted to buy the guqin made by everyone in the piano art was the sister-in-law of the piano master.

After one thing after another, Da Hei finally realized a truth: the rivers and lakes are not about fighting and killing, but about the world.

And listening to these stories described by Da Hei, Cheng Lu suddenly had an epiphany: It turns out that there are countless scumbags behind Da Hei's scumbag!

ps: Continue the ticket ~