Chapter 1008: Struck by lightning
Really standing up to pee...... Li Zedao wanted to laugh inexplicably, and there was a trace of guilt in his heart, but as soon as he saw his current situation, it was simply what a thousand people pointed at, he couldn't laugh anymore, and that kind of guilt was instantly fed to the dog.
"Am I wrong?" Li Zedao muttered in a suppressed voice, relenting.
"No!" the shadow said very simply, "It's useless to apologize, if the apology is useful, why do you want the police to do it......?" You take your pants off and let the next day give you a few slaps on your ass...... Of course, it's not with your hands.,I want my hands to touch your ass.,There's no door.,This day's beautiful girl has already prepared a leather whip......"
“...... You think too much, it's impossible for me to agree to your unreasonable request!" Li Zedao said viciously while almost spurting blood, "If you're messing around, don't blame me for fighting back." ”
"Fight back?" the shadow sneered, laughing like a demon, "Since you refuse to admit your mistakes, that genius girl can only continue to punish you." ”
Li Zedao's heart suddenly swelled with a bad feeling.
"Bastard, if you do this to me, you will be struck by lightning!" The shadow's little face rose from Li Zedao's chest, and he was so angry that he was about to cry.
Li Zedao was stunned for a moment and sighed, what kind of powerful actor with an idol face? Isn't this little witch? This is simply a face with several faces that can be switched at any time.
Then before he had time to sigh more, Li Zedao felt as if he had really been struck by lightning, and trembled violently, and then the whole person flew out directly.
"Plop!" Li Zedao lay there heavily in a very ugly posture, and then his body was still trembling, and his eyes were rolling, as if his body was really electrified.
The onlookers were dumbfounded for a few seconds, and then they all pointed at Li Zedao and laughed.
"Hah! I was really struck by lightning......
"You deserve to be smashed like this......"
"Beauty, what do you think of me......"
......
The shadow stepped on his little leather boots, walked up to Li Zedao, who couldn't get up for a long time, squatted down, and then glared at the innocent eyes and said, "Fool, what's wrong with you? I was really struck by thunder? Do I want to call an ambul......ance for you?"
Li Zedao raised his head with great difficulty, the corners of his mouth trembled, and his voice was weak: "What did you do to me?"
"How can there be?" the shadow looked innocent, "It's that you're too bastard, and you can't even look at it, so you directly thundered down and split you, so it doesn't matter what the talented girl is...... Damn, what are you looking at? What should I do if you're in a good mood like this?"
“......”
Li Zedao looked at this demon with fierce eyes, and really regretted it in his heart, why did he start so lightly that night?
"Get out!" Li Zedao got up and said very depressedly, "You were just struck by thunder, besides, now the sky is clear, thundering your sister, don't think I don't know that this is your ghost...... What kind of watch are you wearing? Show me ......."
Saying that, Li Zedao stared at the wrist of the shadow with vigilant eyes, wearing a watch that looked very fashionable, and just the moment he was electrocuted by the inexplicable electric current and flew out, Li Zedao clearly noticed that the dial of the watch she was wearing flashed, in other words, this watch that looks fashionable but is not a big deal is actually hidden and can emit things like strong current.
The shadow's face changed slightly, and his little hand was hidden behind his back: "Hmph, why do you want to show you? Be careful that you have been struck by lightning again......
Li Zedao's face changed, and he quickly took a step back.
"Coward...... Sister Antarctica ......" The shadow pushed Li Zedao aside, and then jumped towards the Antarctica who was walking over.
Li Zedao turned around, and saw that Nanji was holding the shadow's little hand, and even showed a rare smile on his face, he didn't look so stunned after seeing the shadow appear here like himself, he already knew that the shadow would appear here, Nanji had already known it, and walked over with some wonder at the moment.
"She's coming with us?" Li Zedao pointed to the shadow and asked with some difficulty, and try to stay away from her, God knows if this witch will give him such a treat, "Wouldn't it be too child's play...... Danger, I'm talking about danger. ”
Seeing that the shadow shook his arm towards him, Li Zedao decisively changed his words, it is undeniable that the watch she was wearing on her arm was too weird, Li Zedao thought that his ability to resist attacks was already very strong, and even, basically, there was no poison that could poison him, but the kind of current that came out of this watch was too domineering, Li Zedao felt that his body was like being hit by a high-voltage current, and he instantly lost his ability to resist.
Until now, my body is still crispy and numb, and I can't lift my energy.
"Dangerous?" Shadow glanced at Li Zedao with slanted eyes, and said in a very disdainful tone, "I didn't know who it was just now, I was beaten away by a beautiful girl this day, and I fell a dog who ate." ”
"......" Li Zedao was stabbed in the chest.
"Well, I saw that too. Antarctica nodded, "Shadow, you're amazing." ”
"......" Li Zedao was stabbed in the chest again.
"I still think it's too dangerous. Li Zedao's expression became a little serious, "It is undeniable that the watch you wear on your wrist is indeed very powerful, but when facing a master, you can only play a role at most......"
"That's enough!" Shadow spit out a bubble, squinted his eyes and looked at Li Zedao with a smile, "Fool, I was giving you a shot when you were lying over there just now, what do you think will happen to you?"
"......" Li Zedao was speechless. Indeed, when he was lying there just now, if the shadow gave himself a shot, then he would only have to wait for death.
"Besides, don't you still protect this talented beautiful girl?" Shadow said as a matter of course, then tilted his head and thought, "Damn, no, now I'm better than you, it's me who protects you." ”
"......" Li Zedao almost spurted blood, the woman was shameless, she was really invincible!
At this moment, the voice of the tour guide rang out.
"Uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters, welcome to join us in this 'romantic DJ three days and four nights' group, then I am your tour guide Meimei, in the next nearly a week, I will lead everyone to play DJ, I promise, will let everyone have a very good memory...... Then let's take a roll call before we show up, and hand out a unified horse clip and hat with the logo of our travel company......"
It was a little girl in her twenties with two deep dimples on her face when she smiled.
"It's not as good-looking as Sister Antarctica, and it's not as good-looking as me, so you don't have to be afraid of some fool flirting with my sister halfway. The shadow muttered.
"......" Li Zedao wanted to turn around and go home.
"Here, your ID card and passport. The new documents in Antarctica were thrown to Li Zedao. Under the above arrangement, the two now have a new identity, such as Antarctica, she is not called Nanji now, but Wang Zhao, a very ordinary name.
Li Zedao glanced at his name, his face instantly darkened, he looked up at the shadow, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently and he couldn't speak.
Husky! The name on his ID card is a Husky! Damn, do you have that last name?uh...... It seems that there is, isn't the director of last year's Spring Festival Gala surnamed "Ha"?
reminded me that the shadow had just called this name as soon as we met, so Li Zedao didn't even think about it and knew that it must be this little witch who did it!
"This day, the beautiful girl died a lot of brain cells to help you get it...... Needless to say, thank you!" said Shadow, squinting his eyes and smugly.
"Don't fall into my hands!" Li Zedao said viciously.
Nanji also thought it was very funny when she saw Li Zedao looking deflated and wanted to go crazy, in fact, when she saw the photo on the ID and the name next to it, she also laughed, very exaggerated...... Only then did she know that it was not that she didn't like to laugh, but that she hadn't encountered anything funny.
"Sister Antarctica, brother-in-law wants to spank other people's butts again. The shadow begged for mercy towards the South Pole, and his voice was glutinous, sweet, and pitiful.
Nanji glared at Li Zedao with an unkind look, and the threat was very strong.
Li Zedao rolled his eyes, feeling that he was dead.
The tour guide Meimei began to roll call, when she saw the name of the husky, she almost couldn't help but spray, and she couldn't hold back a smile at the moment, and said with great difficulty: "Ha...... Shiqi ...... Did the husky arrive...... Husky ......"
Everyone was stunned, and then looked left and right, some were shocked by this fierce name, and some thought that it was not a frenzied local tyrant who gave his lovelorn dog a benefit to sign up for such a tour group to let it go out for a walk.
Even, some people's eyes fell on that scumbag all of a sudden...... Isn't the scumbag who has just been struck by lightning called a husky?
"Hey, call you. The shadow kicked Li Zedao.
Li Zedao glared at the shadow fiercely, and then the urn shouted with humiliation: "Here!"
This "to" is simply earth-shattering, it successfully attracted everyone's attention, and then I don't know who burst into laughter, and then, the crowd erupted in bursts of laughter.
Li Zedao lowered his head silently, his mind was surging, the watch on the shadow hand was a good thing, when to ask him for a dozen, his women were equipped with one, so that even if he met a master like himself, he might be able to kill him.
Alas, if I knew that I wouldn't have offended this girl so much, why don't you find a time to apologize and apologize......? Li Zedao gritted his teeth, didn't he just take off his pants and then get his ass and eggs whipped a few times? Damn, for their safety, endure it!
At this moment, tears rolled in the corners of Li Zedao's eyes...... I was so moved by myself!