Chapter 62: Let the Bullets Fly (Medium)
"It's not good. Zhang Mazi commented unhappily.
Master Tang muttered in a low voice: "You are the one who comes." ”
Xiao Jie became more and more concentrated, and even held his girlfriend's hand before, but now he doesn't hold it.
Speaking of which, what is the difference between Poly's cinema chain and Huaxing's UME cinema line?
Very simply, the armrest in the middle of the former seat can generally be lifted to facilitate couples holding hands, while the latter cannot be lifted.
Xiao Jie wanted to know what Zhang Mazi should do, I don't know if the actor is Sun Guangtai, anyway, Xiao Jie thinks that the bandit leader is very domineering.
The movie screen turned into a round lens, and then it turned out to be Huang Shilang on the watchtower, looking at the newly appointed county magistrate with a single telescope at the moment, this transition was also smooth, Xiao Jie recognized it as a neighbor, inlaid with gold teeth.
Why is it that sometimes film critics think that movies are good, but the audience thinks they are good, but they are criticized by film critics, in essence, the two parties have different butts and different visions.
All the audience paid attention to how Zhang Mazi dealt with Huang Shilang's dismount, didn't you get a hat? Put Huang Shilang's beige hat on the head of the horse he was riding.
Hu Qian, Huang Shilang's house slave, brought a person who looked about the same as Duan's neighbor, but he was silly and stupid, and parroted Huang Shilang to speak.
"Why do you want to make an identical stand-in?" Feng Jixue asked in a low voice.
Xiao Jie knew this, so he immediately replied: "You know the mustache, right? The German one, he has been assassinated in a single body, as many as 28 assassinations, but he survived all of them, just because he had a stand-in. ”
Regardless of where the news came from, Feng Jixue understood it anyway, and at the same time felt that Huang Shilang's role in the movie was deep, and he also got a stand-in for himself.
This pair of dog men and women are afraid that the sound will affect others, so they talk to each other, and it is fresh dog food. Speaking of which, Chu Shun knows that many young couples behave inappropriately in the cinema, and it is said that there are surveillance cameras in the cinema, which means that the people who monitor in the background are equivalent to watching the live broadcast, and they don't know if it's true or not, I hope that relevant personnel can stand up and refute the rumors.
Zhang Mazi put the officers and soldiers in front of him back into the clothes of the bandits, pulled out the corpse and shot him in front of the people of Goose City and Huang Shilang's single binoculars.
said that these are the bandits who robbed the county magistrate, and they have been shot, so the county magistrate is here, and the master of Qingtian has it.
As soon as he entered the city, he shot him, and Huang Shilang's evaluation was "domineering and exposed, looking for death!"
"It's true that the dead are more useful than the living. Feng Jixue muttered, she heard her boyfriend just say that the movie picture was very romantic, but Feng Jixue couldn't see where the romance was at all.
"It is said that Jiang Dashen's movie is a man's romance, and girls don't like it too much, which is true. Chu Shun muttered to himself in his heart, he saw the two little couples next to him, obviously the man was interested, but the woman seemed a little chicken.
It should be said that it is higher than chicken ribs.
There are many reasons for this, one of which is that the love line in Jiang Wen's movies is either not there or is very strange, and female characters in Jiang Wen's movies generally have only two images, attractive and uncharming.
The plot continues, followed by the first classic scene of making the bullets fly.
At night, Zhang Mazi and his entourage stayed in the residence of the county magistrate, Zhang Mazi was a fake county magistrate, and naturally the wife of the county magistrate H lived together.
At the beginning, the camera was only aimed at the chest upwards, that is, the two serious faces, Zhang Mazi and Su Jing played the county magistrate's wife.
I only saw Zhang Mazi's righteous face, and his tone was called a righteous Ling Ran: "Brother, I am only for robbing money, not for robbery, sharing the same bed, but not entering the body." ”
With the words, the camera slowly pulled down, and I saw Zhang Mazi's left hand firmly grasping the left chest of the county magistrate's wife.
"There is a gun here, if my brother I offend my wife, if my wife asks for anything, my brother will never refuse...... Sleep!" When Zhang Mazi spoke, he also deducted the gun and put it in the hands of the county magistrate's wife, indicating that if there was any problem, he could shoot. The words can really be heard, but when Zhang Mazi changed hands and put the gun, his left hand left, and his right hand continued to put the left chest position of the county magistrate's wife.
What is this? Changing hands or not changing chests?
Most of the people present were amused by this black humor: "Can you take your hand away when you speak", "This is a bit sassy", "What an honest bandit", "I almost believed it"......
The county magistrate's wife also lay down, talking to herself and seemed to be saying to Zhang Mazi: "One day husband and wife for a hundred days." ”
"Anyway, I just want to be the county magistrate's wife. I don't care who the county magistrate is! Brother, you're welcome. Su Jing really played the arrogance of the county magistrate's wife, coupled with the fact that she was born in a vase, she didn't have to pick her appearance, showing the charm of a mature woman, especially the action of patting Zhang Mazi's face, which made many viewers feel a little teased.
"Am I polite?", "You're polite." "That's polite?", "You're too polite." "How can you be polite?......
The latter part on Earth was cut, and the footage of driving was deleted, but in Yuandi Star, Chu Shun, who had obtained a complete shooting memory, filmed it, and it must have been no dew.
Why it was not harmonized, mainly just a few seconds of footage.
Speaking of which, the lines of "Let the Bullets Fly" are really likable, as the previous case manager said, it is no problem to over-interpret this line.
Followed by a classic line, the real Ma Bond fake Tang Master, I didn't know that I was green, after a night of pondering, I came to a conclusion, came to the wrong place, according to what he said, the first few R county magistrates put the tax of Goose City to ninety years later, that is, in 2010 AD, the Republic of China period received the tax eighty or ninety years later, it is simply terrifying.
"The people have become poor ghosts, and there is no oil and water to squeeze. ”
Zhang Mazi didn't think so, he thought that whose money was scraped by whom, and then Master Tang asked Zhang Mazi with disgust if he had ever been a county magistrate...... It should be said that it is not justified and strong.
Some words are too righteous and bright to say, and there is a sense of joy.
"Let me tell you, when the county magistrate takes office, he has to set up a name, win over the gentry, pay taxes and donations, and they pay so that the people can pay the money. After getting the money, the gentry's money was returned, and the people's money was divided into thirty or seventy. Master Tang is worthy of being the "old county magistrate" and is very knowledgeable.
"This line 6666, it feels like this model is like the anchor industry?" Xiao Jie pondered for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more familiar he became.
The girlfriend wondered: "Huh?"
Hearing the doubts, Xiao Jie subconsciously explained: "The anchor industry is to pretend to be a local tyrant to give a reward, and then stimulate retail investors, and finally pretend that the rockets of local tyrants will be returned in full, mainly for retail investors." ”
"Why do you know so clearly, and often watch the young lady live broadcast?" Girlfriend Feng Jixue actually has no opinion on whether this line is classic or not, and mainly wants to know this question.
"Uh-" Xiao Jie immediately replied: "How is it possible, I mainly watch LOL game live broadcasts, what is there to look good about the young lady, I have a big beauty in my family." ”
PUBG had a good time, Feng Jixue was in the cinema and didn't say anything.
Zhang Mazi on the big screen was very unhappy, he thought he was lying down to make money, but he didn't expect how troublesome it was, the most important thing was to have a shit with the shitty gentry, Zhang Mazi felt that being the county magistrate was kneeling and asking for food.
Master Tang said in one word, being the county magistrate is kneeling to ask for food, and many people want to kneel, but there is no way to do so.
The high-energy lines one by one washed over the audience in the cinema.
It's normal to watch a movie and talk quietly, as long as you only use the sound that the two of you can hear and don't affect the other people.
For example, a man in the fifth row with a hat of unknown color said: "Capitalist exploitation is like this, but this kind of line, how did this movie pass the review?"
The little fat man in the fourth row shouted: "This line is expert." ”
The third row is also the goods sitting behind Chu Shun: "I thought it was a brainless action movie like Killbi, but I didn't expect it to be completely different from what I imagined, this Chu Shun has something." ”
Chu Shun happened to hear it, and what he thought in his heart was: "Don't think that if you praise me, you can make up for it, and the matter of your legs resting on the back of the seat can pass." ”
There are many uncivilized behaviors when watching movies, one of which is that the feet seem to be restless and bump forward from time to time.
Zhang Mazi asked Master Tang if he knew why he wanted to go up the mountain to become a bandit? It was because his legs and feet were not good and he couldn't kneel.
Master Tang understood, "It turns out that you want to earn money standing up, so let's go back to the mountains." ”
At this moment, all the bandits appeared, and there were either single or two or three people in front of them, and under this kind of competing lines, they could also be inserted to let the audience understand the "our" lineup, which is the scheduling of the big director.
Zhang Mazi asked: "Hey, I don't understand this, I've become a county magistrate, why am I not as good as a bandit?"
Master Tang replied: "In the eyes of the people, you are the county magistrate. But in Huang Shilang's eyes, you are kneeling and begging for food. Make money, business, not chilling. ”
How could Zhang Mazi, who couldn't kneel, feel chilling, and immediately threw out a gun and asked Master Tang if he could make money.
Master Tang nodded and replied, you can make money, inside the mountain.
Zhang Mazi threw out the surprise on behalf of the county magistrate, and then asked if he could make money.
Master Tang said that he could earn while kneeling, Zhang Mazi put the gun and the shocking wood together, "This plus this, can you make money standing up?!"
"Nima, isn't it just saying that one hand grasps politics and the other hand grasps military power? Or is it a gun to make a policy, the director really dares, although the style is different from killing Bill, but I prefer the new style. "The more I look at Xiao Jie, the more energetic I become.
Zhang Mazi started his plan of adding a gun to a shocking tree, first let Xiao Liuzi cut down the tree, which is another connotative line, you must know that in other movies, the whole film is only one or two sentences, three or five sentences more, but "Let the Bullets Fly" is too dense.
Master Tang was very anxious to dissuade: "That's not a tree, don't cut it, this is an unjust drum, Qianlong set it up at that time, and no one knocked on it when it took root and grew leaves, and it became like this." ”
"My father said that if there is a grievance, it means that there is a grievance, and he said that he will judge the case. "Xiao Liuzi said honestly, not to mention the dog head that looks similar to Shiba Inu, playing such a simple role is really enough to play the taste of true colors.
"Where is the injustice? Ah, who is wrong? It's been more than a hundred years, and if you cut it down and expose the drum, you may have a great injustice. Don't cut it, what about your father?" Master Tang was anxious,
"This is really, when the county magistrate doesn't think about how to solve the grievance, but is afraid that there will be a grievance and the grievance will be exposed. Xiao Jie couldn't help but say: "Isn't this just a satire on those officials who do superficial work? ”
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Mazi arrested the head of Huang Shilang's group's group training, to say that Jiang Wen is really a talent in the world, the big housekeeper of Huang Shilang's family is called Hu Wan, and then there are Hu Qian and Hu Bai.
"Let the Bullets Fly" is not a comedy movie, it contains cold humor everywhere, just like the head of the group training who was spanked, kneeling and saying to Huang Shilang: "Master, this is a spanking on my ass, it is obviously a slap in the face." ”
and the rare warmth in the movie, the dialogue between Zhang Mazi and Xiao Liuzi, from the dialogue, you can also figure out the relationship between the characters, it turns out that Liuzi is not Zhang Mazi himself, depending on the situation, the father of Liuzi entrusted Zhang Mazi, and the two listened to vinyl records.
Then the sixth son asked, "Who blew this?" ”
"It sounds like a Muza, and they're called Muza over there. Let's call it Mozart here. Zhang Mazi replied.
Xiao Liuzi was shocked: "Can you still hear who blew it?"
"When it comes to scoring. ”
"When?"
"When his name was printed on it. ”
Xiao Jie smiled when he saw this, but while smiling, he also felt that this pockmark was not simple, first of all, his words and deeds did not look like a bandit, and the vinyl record was written with Mozart's name, and the camera was highlighted, the problem was that it was written in English, which also means that Zhang Mazi understands English.
The Republic of China is not as small as it is now, and there are really very few people who know English.
The plot direction has changed on the screen, Huang Shilang called the person who sold cold noodles before, and it seems that a revenge plan has been discussed during the conversation.
In "Let the Bullets Fly", the most absurd plot appeared, Hu Wan led Huang Shilang and a group of domestic slaves, with people selling cold powder, beating drums and saying that the county magistrate's son had defied the law, but he was not in the county office, but asked Zhang Mazi to talk about the tea hall, Huang Shilang's territory.
The plan is really simple, and even very simple, just say that Xiao Liuzi ate two bowls of jelly, but only gave money for one bowl of jelly.
Hu Wan sang with a white face, the head of the group training team sang with a red face, and all the squires from Goose City were sitting on the sidelines.
The white face said: "The county magistrate wants to give us a fair place in Goose City, okay, what I am asking for today is a fair! Ask who to ask for? Ask the county magistrate's son? Why? He ate two bowls of noodles and only gave one bowl of money, this is called unfairness! Since the county magistrate's son took the lead in unfairness, what the county magistrate said is a fart." ”
The red face said: "Hu Wan, the sixth master is the son of the county magistrate, how can he owe him the money?
Xiao Liuzi was still young, and when he heard that this matter involved Zhang Mazi, he was anxious, and then grabbed the person who sold cold powder, and Hu Wan said next to him that Xiao Liuzi bullied honest people.
Who is an honest man, the audience in the theater understands that Xiao Liuzi is very fierce, but he is very aggrieved, he asked the seller of cold powder: "Are you an honest man?"
The man who sold the jelly replied, "I am." ”
Xiao Liuzi hurriedly asked: "Then you will tell the truth, how many bowls of noodles have I eaten?
The person who sells the jelly bites to death, it is two bowls, Xiao Liuzi was angry and stabbed himself with a dagger, Xiao Liuzi in order to prove his innocence, he wanted to open his intestines and break his stomach, and took out the jelly he ate from his stomach, the next paragraph was a little bloody, and many female audiences in the theater looked away, and then Xiao Liuzi took out the cold powder from his stomach in blood, only one bowl.
But there is no doubt that he will die like this, Xiao Liuzi trembled and held the bloody bowl, with a relieved smile on his face, to Hu Wan, to the surrounding squires, he was not unfair, he didn't eat two bowls of noodles and only gave one bowl of money, what his father Zhang Mazi said was not a fart.
Xiao Liuzi ushered in Hu Wan with a mocking smile: "I know you only ate one bowl, you were fooled." "Hu Wan said before: If you only have one bowl in your stomach, he will die.
However, in fact, no one cared at all, how many bowls of noodles Xiao Liuzi ate, all the squires around him dispersed, and Hu Wan didn't fulfill what he said before, and clearly fooled Xiao Liuzi.
"This, this is too exaggerated...... Feng Jixue said a little unacceptable: "For a bowl of cold noodles, do you need to disembowel yourself?"
On the contrary, when Xiao Jie saw this plot, he had a strong sense of substitution and felt very uncomfortable, he thought that this plot was excellent, and it could even be said to be a classic, he said: "Liangfen is a symbol, any reason can be, when others are determined to wronged you, what else can be done except to prove your innocence by hurting yourself like the sixth son?"
"Explanation? others don't listen to your explanation, and even say that even if you have spent time and energy to prove your innocence, who cares?" Xiao Jie was a little emotional, and he came back to his senses and lowered his voice again.
"No one will care about your innocence except yourself, after the incident passes, they will remember at most, oh he is xxx, I think the director is deliberate, deliberately using a small thing like cold powder, this plot is really godly. "If Xiao Jie said that he liked Chu Shun as a director at the beginning, he came to see it, but now he likes both the director and the film.
It has been said that the author creates only half of the novel, and the reader creates the other half. The movie is also, the audience's answer is the content of the other half, anyway, Xiao Jie feels that the director filmed this plot just to express it.
felt that this plot was good, not only Xiao Jie alone, most of the male audiences present, and a small number of female audiences, were all emotionally mobilized by this plot.
"This person who sells jelly is really hateful and wronged. Feng Jixue said: "It's a pity that the sixth master is really a pity. ”
The sixth master was not unjustly killed, but so that he would not die unjustly.
Zhang Mazi was late, and a shot hit Hu Wan's ear, and the calmness on Hu Wan's face was gone, and he immediately wanted to escape, but was blocked by the third bandit.
Master Tang stopped the angry Zhang Mazi, kept dissuading, and added: "Huang Shilang just wants to see you like this!
It's not just Zhang Mazi who wants to do it, but the third child who used a gun against Hu Wan also wants to do it.
Xiao Liuzi, who was dying in the end, said the last sentence, and he agreed with the master's point of view.
"Shoot him if you call me. Feng Jixue was indignant.
"It's true that you can't do it, Xiao Liuzi is to prove his innocence, and then commit suicide, it has nothing to do with Hu Wan, if Zhang Mazi, as the county magistrate at this time, does it directly, then he didn't want anyone to kneel down before, and the principle he said was fair, no one believed it. Xiao Jie said.
"Lost the hearts and minds of the people. Feng Jixue summed up, and then combined with a book called "Thick Black Studies" that she read before: "It's sad to say that Qing officials want to defeat corrupt officials, and they must be more treacherous than corrupt officials." ”
In the end, Hu Wan was let go, and Hu Wan returned to Huang Shilang's mansion to report the incident, and the two were very angry.
Then there is the funeral of the sixth son, but this shot is very interesting, not a medium shot, nor a long shot, but a fixed head in one place, everyone comes over to say a word, it feels like a character in the play, saying to the audience.
Especially Zhang Mazi, even almost staring at the camera, and said: "Liuzi, is it a matter for us to make money? I don't want to kill people, but I haven't come up with a good way, I want to uproot Huang Shilang." Give me some time, Liuzi, Dad swears to avenge you!" Especially when everyone finished speaking, they also patted the camera, and there was a bang.
Chu Shun couldn't help but smile when he saw the camera, why he laughed is not because he thinks the plot, it's just that the director is taking advantage of the audience in this shot.
obviously refers to the fact that all the people who watched the movie are "six sons", and then the line "Dad swears to avenge you", have you come back to it?