Chapter 233: The Illusion of Life - This is Stable
In the ICU ward, the white coats who learned that the director would come to check the ward in ten minutes were full of wailing.
"Yesterday the chief ward round, today the director rounds the ward!"
"Don't you want to be so frequent, the concubines can't accept it!"
"Computer, computer, no one should rob me of a computer!"
The computers in the ICU ward were instantly snatched up by the white coats who were eager to check the latest indicators of their patients.
I didn't grab the computer, so I followed the little nurse who was using the computer.
"Little sister, you're the best to watch, I'll record the nursing record later, and show me the results first, okay?"
"Not good!"
"Little Sister Nurse~"
The whole ward was in a panic.
I don't know, I thought several patients were in shock at the same time.
Zhang Tianyang looked at the white coats who were in a hurry to grab the computer with some helplessness, and then stared at Song Changkong, who was also in place and did not move.
"Teacher, you're already optimistic?"
"Well, it's early, I've seen it. You've seen it too?"
"Well, from the big office. ”
"Let's take a look at the patient. ”
"Good. ”
Therefore, it makes sense to rush everything early rather than late.
In a group of scorching white coats, Zhang Tianyang and Song Changkong were unhurried, and they seemed to be muddy and unstained.
When the chief physician rushed into the ICU ward with half of the shiny Mediterranean Sea on his head, he saw such a scene.
Suddenly, the eyelids jumped.
It didn't seem like what he had imagined!
"Didn't the director panic at all during his ward rounds?"
"The psychological quality is so good?"
No matter, anyway, I have prepared so many questions, don't worry about you not panic!
The director of the ICU stood in the center of the entire ward and cleared his throat, attracting the attention of the white coats from all directions.
"Ahem!
The attending doctor came out of nowhere and followed him first.
Three residents followed.
Then there is a group of young doctors who have words in their mouths and seize the time to memorize the key points of their patients.
Casually glancing through the crowd, the director of the ICU frowned.
What the hell, is it so obvious that these little bunnies are holding Buddha's feet temporarily?
In normal times, he must have already started to scare people.
But the main target today is not them, let them go.
His eyes wandered through the crowd, and he finally found Zhang Tianyang standing at the back.
The director of the ICU was not surprised.
It's good to stand at the back!
Standing at the back shows that the heart is empty!
Whether it is in class or ward rounds, the student who hides in the back definitely doesn't know what to say and doesn't know what to ask, this is the experience he has accumulated over the years!
I have prepared so many questions, I am not afraid that you will not be ugly, this is stable!
The director of the ICU suppressed the snickering joy in his heart and deliberately put on his face.
"Ahem, what about the two new classmates in our ICU yesterday, why didn't you see it. ”
The little white coats that were tense all over their bodies were stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked left and right, and finally looked behind them.
Zhang Tianyang calmly stood in place, raised his hand and responded, "Here." ”
Lin Ke'an is standing in the front position, but the target of the ICU director is not her.
"How can you stand so backward. ”
The director of the ICU glanced at Zhang Tianyang and deliberately serious, "What can you see after standing there!" Little classmate, you have just gotten out of the clinic, you must seize the time and opportunity to exercise more. ”
"And you, all of you are senior brothers and sisters, don't you know how to let the junior brothers and sisters?"
"Come, stand ahead. ”
was inexplicably told by the director of the ICU, but a group of little white coats were not uncomfortable, but rushed to make way for Zhang Tianyang to enter.
This is the director's rounds!
Stand a little behind, stand on tiptoe and listen, and you won't miss anything.
But if you stand too far in front, you may be caught and asked, and if you are unlucky enough to ask what you haven't reviewed, you may have to die on the spot.
Zhang Tianyang vaguely felt a subtle target, but he also stepped forward calmly.
Such a bland reaction made the ICU director secretly disappointed.
"Okay, whose patient is this, let's report on the condition. ”
The first lucky patient was the little yellow chicken man.
The doctor in charge of the report was very unpleasant, and he was just reprimanded by the attending doctor yesterday, and he was a senior brother with half a bucket of water.
"This patient is, he is a young man, ...... the day before yesterday"
Some stumbled to report their illness, and Senior Brother Guipei panicked to the extreme.
As we all know, the first person to be rounded has always been the most likely to be regarded as typical.
Because at this time, the senior doctor has just started a new day, and his spirits are high.
The desire to ask questions is strong.
There is a high sense of expectation for the little doctors.
When scolding, he is also the most angry.
The further I got, the more I found that the doctors under my command didn't know what to say, and after getting angry again and again, the senior doctors would gradually become Buddhist.
Expectations for junior doctors are reduced.
Not easily irritable.
I don't have much strength to curse.
Therefore, in the regular training, the senior brother will silently light a wax in his heart to the first warrior who is rounded.
Unexpectedly, it was myself who was waxed today.
Afraid .jpg!
But I never expected that after stumbling after reporting the condition, diagnosis and current medication, although the director of the ICU frowned, obviously dissatisfied with himself, he did not have a seizure at himself.
Instead, he simply nodded, and then his eyes turned and fell on Zhang Tianyang.
"The whole diagnosis of this patient is still very clear, so I'll test the new little student. ”
"What is the total amount of cerebrospinal fluid in an adult?"
In the end, the director of the ICU decided to take it step by step, starting with a simple question.
Zhang Tianyang raised his eyebrows and spoke directly.
"The total amount of cerebrospinal fluid in adults is about 130ml, and the rate of production is 0.3-0.5ml per minute, 500ml per day. ”
Answer with a superstructure!
The director of the ICU nodded, and then continued to ask questions.
"Indications for lumbar puncture, please name at least three. ”
Next to him, Senior Brother Gui Pei, who was half a bucket of water, instantly simulated in his mind how many if this question was asked to himself.
Then the face turned white in an instant.
Zhang Tianyang didn't think about it, and spoke directly.
"Lumbar puncture is suitable for, diagnosis of neurological diseases, measurement of intracranial pressure, examination of the spinal cavity and transverse sinuses, dynamic observation of cerebrospinal fluid changes to judge the condition and prognosis, injection of radionuclides for brain and spinal cord scanning, injection of fluid or release of cerebrospinal fluid to maintain intracranial pressure balance, injection of drugs to treat corresponding diseases. ”
A group of white coats listened and listened, and their mouths gradually grew.
One, two, five, seven......
Another super-standard answer!
There is no jam yet!
The director of the ICU frowned and stared at Zhang Tianyang, who had a calm face.
Zhang Tianyang calmly pestle in place, looking back quietly.
In the air, there seemed to be sparks.