Chapter 14 Two-dimensional pets
The white dragon real person laughed contemptuously, and stood in the wind and sand, waiting for the silver chain to approach.
Seeing that the distance was almost there, he recited a trick with his right hand, and grabbed it with five fingers, and the surrounding Gangfeng and flying stones suddenly turned into a huge black axe, and cut off his flat head. Wherever the giant axe passed, the heads of the men in black flew up one after another.
The dead black-clothed corpse showed countless cracks, and the wounds and cracks emitted a light similar to lava. The cracks grew denser and denser, and soon all the corpses exploded one after another, turning into pinches of dust.
The white dragon real person walked to the place where the body exploded, picked up a silver chain that fell to the ground, and looked at it carefully for a long time.
His face became more and more solemn, his hand tightly covered the silver chain, put the silver chain away, turned around and hurriedly flew back to the East Palace.
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was sent to the dungeon, Zhang Bai was very nervous at first, he had been here for four years!
The management of the outer gate is not as strict as that of the inner gate, and if the rules are violated, the punishment hall will send someone to directly punish the matter. If the crime is minor, even the Punishment Hall doesn't bother to take care of it, and directly sends it to the master who gave it to him and admonishes him on his behalf.
So as soon as he entered the dungeon, he shouted the name of the master's ghost bitter son, and noisily asked the senior brothers to contact the master quickly.
Those inner disciples were so noisy that they simply pulled him to a deeper dungeon, locked him in a single room, and scolded: "Let you quarrel, lock you up for a few days, let you know the rules." ”
After saying that, don't turn your ass and leave, let Zhang Bai shout behind him.
Zhang Bai shouted for a while, but stopped shouting, because no one paid attention to him.
The prison was dim and damp, with only the bright torches outside the cell door bringing some light. Zhang Bai felt bored, so he simply meditated and refined his qi, and after practicing for a while, he didn't enter the realm, and he felt bored.
Suddenly it occurred to me that there was a monkey in my arms? I don't know what the injury was, did it get better after taking the imperial medicine?
He stretched out his hand to untie his clothes, but he couldn't find the little monkey, and thought to himself that he might have secretly run away halfway, right?
He took out the bag again and checked the contents one by one. He didn't understand that incense burner the most, and he didn't know what it was for? There was also a big bag of imperial medicine, why don't you refine it now and see if you can break through the Qi Refining Realm?
His realm stayed in the Qi refining period for a long time, and the title of waste material at the bottom of the crane tail had almost taken root in his body. He didn't care on the surface, pretending to be a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, but he still minded in his heart.
"Squeak ——!" heard a monkey's call.
Huh, is the little monkey still there? He searched around, but he couldn't find it.
"Squeak!" again.
The voice was very close, almost close to it. He turned on the flashlight function of the watch that was almost out of battery and shone it back and forth, left and right, but he still couldn't find it.
"Squeak——! this time it sounded real, as if it ...... In your own arms?
He crawled on his stomach with the palm of his hand, and it was fine. He smacked his chest hard again, and "squeaked ——!" as if a monkey had been beaten.
Well, really on his chest? He took off his clothes and found them again, but there was no living thing in them, and he couldn't feel any living creatures on his body.
Strange, he scratched his chest with his hand, "Squeak!"
Yo, the voice hurriedly, did it touch? He scratched his chest a few more times, and this time the sound was gone.
Zhang Bai is a little angry, this disobedient monkey, does he use me as a tree to climb?
I simply took off my shirt, picked up the flashlight and searched around, and suddenly a gray shadow flashed, as if it was my left arm.
He didn't act rashly, holding his breath and looking out of his eyes.
What a surprise! The monkey had turned into a tattoo and was hiding in the crook of his left upper arm and pretending to be dead. The tattoo is obviously still alive, and you can see the long tail moving unconsciously.
Young-toothed two-dimensional monkeys? It's so fun.
He secretly stretched out two fingers of his right hand, slowly poked out, and took advantage of his unpreparedness to hold down the dishonest tail at once.
The little tattooed monkey panicked, squeaked, and jumped around.
Zhang Bai laughed, he usually makes utensils, and his fingers are very flexible. At this time, switch to the little finger and ring finger and continue to hold the tail down, and gently rub the head of the tattooed monkey with your index and middle fingers.
"Oh-oh——, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. If you don't run, I won't catch you, okay?"
The tattooed monkey gradually stopped struggling and nodded slowly to himself.
Is this able to understand human speech?
"Then I'll let it go, promise me not to run around. Zhang Bai commanded.
The monkey nodded again.
Zhang Bai gently opened the fingers that pressed the tail, and the tattooed monkey disappeared all of a sudden.
"This dead monkey is actually playing tricks on me?" Zhang Baiqi crooked his mouth, "Hey, you come out for me, you have to be creditworthy, it's the same as being a monkey, or if you buy a house, the bank won't give you a loan." ”
He stretched out his hand and touched himself, even touching the crotch of his pants, thinking that if he continued like this, not only would he not be able to paste the cards, but he would become a pervert sooner or later.
Hmph, there is a way, but the cost is a little bigger.
From the Qiankun bag, he took out an imperial medicine the size of a small toothpick, and drew a watery peach on the wrist of his left arm.
Just after drawing the monkey, the monkey appears instantly, and the peach disappears instantly. Fog grass, it's too fast!
I wanted to reach out and press it, but the monkey was long gone. Monkey King's disciples and grandchildren are indeed not easy to do.
But it doesn't matter, I already know your weakness, Zhang Bai smiled evilly. He drew a circle on his left arm, drawing peaches too slowly. I thought that this is a rice ball, but I don't know if the monkey eats the rice ball?
As a result, it was gone after a brush.
If you have all the weaknesses of the greedy monkey, this is good, sooner or later, it will choke you to death. He fixed his luck, drugged quickly, drew six or seven circles on his arm in a row, one closer to his wrist than the other, and then the fingers of his right hand were ready to catch the monkey.
Sure enough, the monkey came again, and it ate quickly, but it was six or seven rounds, so the monkey was still slow. When eating the last one, he was finally held alive.
The little monkey struggled a few times and found that he couldn't run, so he looked at Zhang Bai with a lewd smile on his face, and his eyes slowly widened, huh? A tear-like tattoo fell.
Stinky monkey, dare to use a crying ** widow!
In his previous life, Zhang Zhi always wanted to be a shovel officer, but he was busy and irregular, and he once accidentally let his puppy die of illness, because he didn't know to vaccinate the dog. He never forgot the puppy's eyes when he was dying, just like the monkey now.
Well!
"I can let you go, but you're going to be my pet later. I will treat you well and give you peaches to eat every day, and you can also live on me...... However, the lower half of the body is not allowed. Look at you, how good life is for nothing? Don't run anymore, okay?"
The monkey immediately nodded frequently, but he didn't know whether it was true or false.
Zhang Bai's eyes rolled, and he threatened: "If you are disobedient, I will draw a big wolf dog on my body, no, draw a group." ”
The little monkey visibly shrank and nodded in horror.
Zhang Bai is very satisfied, and it has an effect.