XXXVIII. Black Ideas
Hemingway said: In an age of luxury and waste, I want to show the world that there are very few things that human beings really need.
After Li Hui, the man in black, escaped from Xiao E's house, he hurried back to a rented house in the county seat. A middle-aged man in the house was already waiting there. The man was not tall, but he had a round waist, bulging eyes, and an appearance that gave the impression of a boxing coach.
When Li Hui saw the man, he immediately knelt down and said, "Director Wu, the matter has not been done." The coach immediately slapped him and scolded: You are really a fucking wreck, you have also been a soldier, and you can't even beat a dry chicken.
Li Hui said nervously: I have rummaged through the whole house, and I have not seen the jewel. Then a girl jumped out of nowhere and scared me out.
Li Hui originally wanted to say that he escaped after a hard fight, but he knew that Director Wu and the four bodyguards had been defeated by Mei Xiaoe, and he was not injured, so he didn't dare to tell a lie.
What nonsense are you talking about? The man named Director Wu asked tightly.
I- I didn't say anything. Li Hui lied, because he knew that Director Wu dared to kill people.
How did you escape? Director Wu's eyes flashed with a cold light.
They locked me in the pantry. After Mei Xiaoe went back to the house to sleep, the girl let me go again. Li Hui said while thinking.
Why did she let you go? Director Wu looked at him suspiciously.
I don't know. I don't know her either! Li Hui has both hands on each other.
Director Wu called Yan Hu to report the situation.
Director Wu, whose real name is Wu Qinhai, is also from Dayang County. After graduating from junior high school, he recruited workers into the school, because he couldn't teach, the school arranged for him to teach physical education, but he couldn't blow the whistle, and he didn't want to do logistics, so he kept giving gifts to the director of the education office and became the director of political education. After Yan Hu became the principal, he saw that he was strong and good at sycophancy, so he asked him to be the director of the principal's office, and he was very good at eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling. He believed that he had practiced martial arts when he was a child, and often led several Hui people to fight to collect protection money. Later, he was seconded to the Dayang Sub-district Office, where a quarrel led to the death of an outstanding female cadre in the village and she was dismissed from public office.
That incident took place in 2008. Wu Qinhai was in charge of family planning work in several villages in the management area, and that year Donghe Village seriously exceeded the family planning standard, and was named and criticized by the county family planning bureau. After being angry, he scolded the village family planning director for being irresponsible. Li Juan, the director of the village family planning, is in her 30s, looks very delicate, and has good popularity, but she was scolded and cried by him, so she resigned and quit. Wu Qinhai ran to her house and continued to scold, Li Juan's husband came out to reason with him, and he kicked him to the ground and couldn't move. Li Juan drank pesticides in anger, and after rescue, she died. Li Juan's husband petitioned many times to demand severe punishment of the murderer, but Yan Hu gave gifts to the county public procuratorate and law department, and Wu Qinhai just lost his job.
Without a job, he had no choice but to follow Yan Hu with all his heart. The two have been fined for soliciting prostitutes many times, and they are all Yan Hu's money. Yan Hu gave birth to a boy with a female textile worker, or he secretly threw it on the road, and was scolded by Yan Hu after being picked up by Xiao E, and he has held a grudge against Xiao E since then. This time the stealing of the orb was also on the way he was looking.
Wu Qinhai wanted to teach Li Hui another lesson, but Li Hui hurriedly said: Director, that girl is very beautiful, like a fairy.
Li Hui was overjoyed in his heart, thinking that this was also valuable information, and it would be of great use to let him go for the time being.
After he finished reporting to Yan Hu, he asked Li Hui to quickly pack up his salutes and hide in the field for a few days.
Yin Lan waited for Xiao E to go home that day, and went to the company to find him the next day without waiting and brought good news. When I entered the office door, I said: Yan Hu's daughter-in-law told me that Li Hui was the child that Yan Hu had with a rural partner when he was in high school, and he was twenty-seven years old. Little E remembered. After Yan Hu joined the work, he wanted to get rid of his former rural objects. At this time, his fiancée gave birth to a boy, so she took the child to school to make trouble, Yan Hu gave a lecture, and she held the child to listen to the class in the last row. After tossing for half a year, the court finally ruled that it took 20,000 yuan to settle the matter, and they broke up from then on. Later, Li Hui's mother sold him to a peasant family in Linxian County, and he went to serve as a soldier after graduating from junior high school. After being demobilized, he became a bodyguard and met Wu Qinhai.
Ma Xing said happily when he heard it: There is a good show to watch.
What's the show? Little E was puzzled.
Arrange Li Hui to work in the security department, and you will be safe if you take him in and out. Ma Xing said confidently, his eyes shining.
Yin Lan saw that Xiao E was younger and more handsome than before, and Yan Hu was already full of gray hair and languishing, so she had new feelings for Xiao E. She hugged Xiao E with a hungry tiger and said affectionately that she wanted him.
Xiao E thought to himself: A scumbag is a person who only knows unlimited take, and does not know how to give.
He hid in disgust and said sharply: "This is an office space, no indulgence! Report on your diet and daily life, what your master wants."
As soon as she heard the master (Erlang God), Yin Lan immediately stood up and said, "I haven't eaten meat in the past week."
You secretly ate a roast chicken yesterday. Little E looked angry.
It seems that I still can't escape your eyes, and I promise not to eat meat in the future, so as not to make Master angry. Yin Lan laughed with her.
Xiao E was in a better mood for a while, so he said to Yin Lan: Sit on the chair opposite, and I'll tell you a story.
Ma Xing also pricked up his ears to listen.
A long time ago, two caravans, each with 500 merchants, decided to go on a treasure hunt. They set sail, rode the wind and waves, and sailed into the depths of the sea.
Merchant ships sailed in the sea for a long time. On this day, they suddenly noticed a treasure island in front of their eyes. There were so many treasures and beauties on that island that they were all dumbfounded. At this time, the leader of the first caravan saw this scene and said: "We have sacrificed our wealth and life to hunt for treasures, and we have worked hard to come here, there are all kinds of beautiful women and treasures here, and it is enough to enjoy them in our lives!
However, when the leader of the second caravan saw this, he said calmly: "In the boundless sea, although this treasure island is full of wonders, it will not last long!" When the people heard this, and were hesitating, a celestial maiden passed by, and took pity on these merchants in her heart, so she said to the merchants in the air: "Although you can enjoy some pleasure here for the time being, all this will not last long, and in seven days, this island will be swallowed up by the sea!"
Another witch passed by, and she wanted to swallow up all these merchants by the sea, that is, she said to the merchants in the air: "Don't go, how can this treasure island be swallowed by the sea? If you lose the opportunity, where can you find these beautiful women and wonderful treasures in the world? The goddess just now lied to you, don't believe what she said!" After she finished speaking, she disappeared immediately.
When the leader of the first caravan heard this, he immediately said to his men: "Don't believe the words of the Heavenly Maiden, let's all stay on this island and enjoy the pleasures of the five desires!"
The leader of the second caravan said to his men: "Do not throw away your lives for the pleasure of the moment, but pack some treasures quickly, and do not covet this place." The words of the girl that day were true!"
Sure enough, seven days later, as the Celestial Maiden said, the waves of the sea swallowed up the treasure island. The people of the second caravan, because they had been prepared, stayed on the ship, so they were safe and sound. And the people of the first caravan, because they were only interested in having fun, were swallowed up by the sea. The leader of the second caravan tried to rescue the leader of the first caravan with a spear hook, but it was too risky to succeed.
After Xiao E finished speaking, let's see how Yin Lan reacted.
She suddenly said: Husband, I have a black idea.
Xiao E saw that she was absent-minded, and said angrily: Where do you have black spots?
I didn't mean that. Yin Lan said coquettishly.
What is a black idea?, Little E asked impatiently.
Black dots are black humor. She laughed first.
Let's talk about it. Xiao E and Ma Xing both laughed.
Let Li Hui beat him up and let the whole city see his jokes. She squirmed her ass before she could finish speaking.
The son beats Lao Tzu! You can figure it out! Xiao E said angrily.
Ma Xing smiled and said: My sister-in-law is really joking! My son must be a security guard who enforces the law impartially.
But it's also a good idea to let him work as a security guard. Little E agreed.
The foreign JJ company asked the white bone spirit to report on the progress of outwitting the orb once a week.
The White Bone Spirit is very contradictory, if there is no orb, his previous advice is to deceive, the consequences are very terrible, if there is a orb, but he can't find it. He approached Yan Hu to discuss countermeasures.
Yan Hu smiled and said: Hide from the world, do you know?
The white bone spirit nodded and said: Make a fake according to the size of the photo and mail it abroad, that's the only way, it's a while to fool around.
As soon as he said he would do it, he asked people to go to the glass factory to customize one and mail it to a foreign company.
JJ is busy.
The laboratory has already been built and the necessary equipment is readily available. The company invited the world's top physicists and chemists to identify the beads. It was concluded that it was just an ordinary glass ball, no different from the products on the market.
The boss was furious and immediately sent someone to China to arrest the white bone spirit.
The white bone spirit had to show the boss the article written by the fairy through the video, and said that it was indeed a joke.
The boss said helplessly: Then do it according to the regulations. After saying that, he turned off the video.
Two of his fingers were chopped off, and he howled in pain like a pig. But in less than three minutes, the fingers grew back in.
It turned out that when Bai Gujing was reading the fairy's article, the fairy saw that when the two fingers were cut off, she blew and the white bone essence's fingers were restored.
The people sent from abroad were amazed and reported to the boss that the white bone spirit's fingers could recover on their own, and that he was either a god or a ghost.
The boss laughed and said: Bring him to country M, what a good taxidermy, we made a lot of money this time.