Chapter Fifty-Seven: Drink My Water, Lao Tie
When Chu He and Chen Qi arrived, Qin Chuan and Chen Zheng had already arrived.
Qin Chuan is still the same Bugatti that has not changed for 10,000 years, and Chen Zheng drove a sky blue Ferrari Rafa.
Chu He and Chen Qi parked side by side next to Bugatti and Ferrari.
"Introduction, Chen Zheng, Qin Chuan, this is Chen Qi. Chu He got out of the car and introduced each other to each other.
Chen Qi shook hands with Qin Chuan and Chen Zheng one after another, and they knew each other.
"It's all here, let's almost get started. Chen Zheng walked up to the Ferrari, opened the front trunk, took out four bottles of water from it and handed them to the three of them.
Of course, Chu He and Chen Qi knew this stalk well, and casually put the water on the front cover of the car.
And Qin Chuan didn't seem to understand, glanced at the water and asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"
"I don't look like you're a novice on the road, how can you not know this. Chu He took the water from Qin Chuan's hand and put it on the front cover of the car: "Drink my water and sleep with me." ”
"The first time I heard this statement, I was in a posture. Qin Chuan shook his head and smiled.
The four of them parked the car impartially at the gate of Jiaotong University, forming a beautiful landscape.
Lamborghini, Koenigsegg, Bugatti Veyron, Ferrari.
These global sales often cost tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of cars.
But there were rows of stops at the gate of Jiaotong University.
The students who kept coming out of the campus couldn't help but be amazed when they saw this scene.
Chu He took out a pack of cigarettes, took one for himself and threw it to Chen Qi, who took it and threw it to Qin Chuan, and finally returned it to Chu He.
"What do you think of that?" asked Chen Qi suddenly pointing to a tall woman who walked out of the school gate.
Chen Zheng looked at it a little and said slowly: "This car is about 22 years old, and the length of the car is about 1.75 meters. The condition of the car remains average, the interior is good, the front and rear bumpers of the car fall off, it is suspected that it is often rear-ended, the exhaust pipe is dark, and the engine oil is seriously burned. The engine is in peak condition, but the cylinder is seriously pulled. After 30 minutes, the water is discharged from the lower exhaust and directly injected in the cylinder. Based on my 20 years of experience driving! The two big lights droop a little. The engine is too noisy after playing. The cylinder piston clearance is too large. I have done scratch treatment for the whole car. Sprayed with full paint. ”
"Accident car. Chen Qi gasped.
"If you're not afraid of death, you can try it?" Chu He said jokingly.
"Don't be, my little body can't handle it. Chen Qi shook his head like a rattle.
"I've known you for so long, I never seem to know what kind of girlfriend you're looking for?" Chu He asked on a whim.
In his impression...... Chen Qi has never had a girlfriend.
What a sad story.
“emmm。 Chen Qi thought for a moment: "There is good looks, there is a figure, you can dress up in the kitchen, you can be salty, sweet and romantic, you can't make trouble, you can't be, you can be low-key and coquettish, you can stay up all night with the game, and you don't flirt when you see handsome guys." ”
Chu River Three: (* ̄ᅀ ̄*;)
"Don't say it, it's quite rhyming. Qin Chuan thought carefully and said.
"Is there a simpler one for rhyming and hairy?" Chu He said angrily.
"That'...... It's okay to be a woman, no matter how bad it is, a person can be successful. Chen Qi gritted his teeth, looking reluctant.
Chu River Three: ............
It's better not to ask.
It's nothing.
At this time, a short-haired woman came over from the side and took a sip of the water on the front cover of Chen Zheng's car, Chen Zheng immediately gave them a look, and took the short-haired woman aside.
"It can't be. Chu He touched his chin and shook his head.
"No way, our car is too expensive, who would be a normal person to be arrogant. Qin Chuan shook his head.
"Did you know I should have ridden a three-eight bar?" Chen Qi thought for a moment.
"Ride the 38 bars and no one will drink your water. Chu He shook his head: "Look at me, give you two a sample." ”
Qin Chuan and Chen Qi leaned on the front cover of the car, quietly watching Chu He walk towards a woman with long black hair and a few books in her arms.
"Senior sister, do you mind if I explore Mendel's laws with you?" Chu He came up with words that Qin Chuan and Chen Qi couldn't understand.
"There is a difference in the nature of plane geometry from solid geometry. The senior sister glanced at Chu He and said.
"I'm attached to Italy on the Axis side. Chu He smiled.
The senior sister looked at Chu He: "Why didn't Napoleon use the Air Force in the First Battle of Waterloo?"
"Do you know what Lexington means for American independence?" Chu asked rhetorically.
The younger sister flipped the book in her hand: "In the classification of consumption in economics, what else is there besides self-sufficient consumption?"
Chu He's face did not change: "I worship the great man who proposed "the countryside surrounds the city". ”
The senior sister finally smiled: "Are you familiar with Abe's law?"
Chu He shook his head: "When ethanol is made of ethylene, the position of the thermometer cannot be careless. ”
The school girl also shook her head: "I heard that the southeast trade winds on the west coast of Peru have lasted for three months. ”
Chu He shrugged: "I know how to properly extinguish the alcohol lamp. ”
"Find a time, call me, WeChat with the same number. Xuemei seemed to see someone who made her unable to continue, gave Chu He a small note and left.
The small note had the contact information of the schoolgirl.
Chu He walked back to Qin Chuan and Chen Qi.
Both of them were already shocked with their jaws falling to the ground.
"Why do you say that you can get contact information for all that messy things?" Chen Qi looked puzzled.
Qin Chuan nodded, indicating that he didn't understand either.
"Read more books, read more newspapers, snack less, sleep more. You can be like me, too. Chu He patted the two on the shoulder, returned to his car and lit a cigarette.
"Chu Xueba. Chen Qi was suddenly shocked: "The scholar is on top, please accept the scumbag!"
"Let's die. Chu He shook his head and handed Chen Qi and Qin Chuan two cigarettes.
"I'll send the contact information to the two of you on WeChat, this girl is doing this for the first time. Chu He lit a cigarette and took a puff and said.
"Good, good. The two nodded like chickens pecking rice.
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In fact, it is impossible to guess what Chu He said just now.
As long as you get a postdoc, you can too.
Just kidding.
You're as handsome as the author.
Although you are still far from it.
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The full name of Mendel's law is Mendel's law of inheritance.
The plane geometry is xy, the coordinate system solid geometry is xyz, and the coordinate system has a third party - implying that she has a boyfriend.
Italy in the Axis powers did little to Germany in World War I – it could have been a third party of its own.
There were no airplanes in Napoleonic times - I don't have this experience.
Lexington was the first shot in the American Revolutionary War – we can do the first try.
Self-sufficient consumption is the opposite of commercial consumption (commercial "sexual" consumption - you can make a shot, ask for money.
The encirclement of the city by the countryside was proposed by M as a representative - what I have is money.
Ampere's rule is the full name of the right-handed spiral rule, and the right hand presents the action of holding a columnar object - can it be served by hand?
When ethanol is used to make ethylene, the thermometer must be inserted into the water – no, it must be inserted into the water.
The three-month southeast trade winds on the west coast of Peru are known as El Niño events and are an extremely dangerous natural phenomenon – I am in the danger period right now.
The correct posture for turning off an alcohol lamp is to put an alcohol lamp cap on it – I can bring a small umbrella.
Life hacks.
Have you lost your studies?
(End of chapter)