Chapter 337: Don't Be Like This

Just when Liu Le was full of illusions about the future, Yizun changed back to Chen Xiaojing's appearance, hugged Liu Le's arm, and discussed with a smile: "Good husband, people still want to take some medicine to consolidate and consolidate, is it okay?"

Liu Le was beautiful again.

It's like being drunk and confused.

He almost agreed, but when he thought of the consequences of the medicine being eaten, he hurriedly refused: "No." ”

At the same time, he hurriedly looked away, not daring to look at the Yizun, nor daring to look at the Yizun's appearance.

He was afraid that he would be so beautiful that he would lose his mind, and his mouth was bald, so he agreed.

"If you don't consolidate and consolidate, people will be very uncomfortable! It will also affect your strength. Yizun said coquettishly.

"You can't take any more medicines from the hospital, and when I have the chance, I'll take you somewhere else to eat." Liu Ledao.

"Okay, then I'll follow you from now on, you can't leave people. Seeing that he couldn't be coquettish, Yizun turned into a phoenix again, flying above Liu Le's head, surrounding Liu Le, and turning in a circle with great joy.

"You can't follow me like this. Liu Le said seriously.

"Why not?" asked the doctor.

"I walk around with a little chick, what does it look like?" Liu Le said depressedly.

"People are phoenixes, phoenixes. The doctor accentuated his tone and repeated word by word.

Liu Le hurriedly changed his words: "Even if you are a phoenix, you also belong to birds, I can't carry a bird all day long! Moreover, you still have a bare buttocks, and you don't even have a feather on your body, it's really unsightly!"

"What should I do then?" asked the Medic.

"You better become Chen Xiaojing! It just so happens that you can also work in the hospital. Liu Le suggested.

It's a free labor force.

And the medical skills are good for themselves, Liu Le feels that he should make good use of them.

"No, it takes too much effort to become a human body, and you have to take a lot of medicine every day to maintain it. Just like the last two times, you have to eat so much every day, otherwise you won't be able to turn into a human form. Yizun said helplessly.

That's more than 80 million medicines!

Having to eat so much every day, where can Liu Le bear it?

Even if you start a mine at home, you can't do it!

In the end, Liu Le had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, then become a phoenix! ”

"What is a cage?" said the doctor, puzzled.

"You'll find out later. ”

Ten minutes later, there was an extra wire birdcage in Liu Le's office, and Yizun lived in the birdcage.

Moreover, he also wore a red dress, which was specially made by Liu Le for the doctor.

It is made with a child's red scarf.

Yizun likes red and is quite satisfied with this dress, so Liu Le is allowed to help her put it on.

However, she didn't want to be locked in a birdcage: "Let me out." ”

"You can't come out, from now on, you will live in a cage, I will feed you millet and water, and when I have time, I will help you catch some insects, and you can enjoy yourself inside!" Liu Le persuaded.

"Phew. What the old lady wants is freedom, a blue sky, you can release me quickly. Yizun said angrily.

"Don't let go. "Liu Leke didn't want Yizun to come out and make trouble.

"Hmph, do you think you can hold me?" the doctor sneered.

Then, with a flash of gold, she came out, and looked at the cage, which was still intact.

Liu Le was surprised to find that Yizun could become bigger and smaller, and he could easily fly out of the birdcage.

This kind of ordinary birdcage can't hold the divine bird of Yizun at all.

Liu Le was defeated: "Okay, then you can fly out! However, you are not allowed to defecate anywhere." ”

Liu Le was really afraid that the doctor would pull the office full of bird droppings.

Moreover, I was in a bit of a hurry to make clothes just now, and I grabbed the doctor's buttocks, so it wouldn't be good if I pulled it on my body!

"You fart. ”

Yizun suddenly became angry, Xiaohong's mouth opened wide, and he began to spray wildly at Liu Le, "Do you think the old lady is a casual person? The old lady pulls the Fengsu pill, and it will only be pulled once in a thousand years." ”

"That is an important material for alchemy, and it is a treasure that the alchemy masters of the heavens and all worlds can't ask for. ”

"Any single pill is more precious than all the herbs on the earth combined. ”

"You idiot, do you think the old lady will defecate in the open?"

Liu Le sneered and said, "I don't read much, don't fool me." ”

Yizun fell on top of Liu Le's head and snorted coldly: "I'm too lazy to fool you, just you ignorant fool, if I fool you, I won't fool you to death." ”

Suddenly, Yizun said seriously: "Husband, let me tell you, dragon is just as precious, it is an important and high-grade spiritual material for alchemy, and when the little black dragon in your dantian, you must collect it." ”

"What, you asked me to collect dragon?" Liu Le doesn't want to be a shovel officer!

Yizun said seriously: "What kind of dragon? That's called a good luck pill, you can eat it directly, and you will have good luck after eating it." ”

Liu Le shook his head wildly: "Brother doesn't eat it, let alone collect it." ”

"Cut, then you just wait to regret it!" said the doctor.

"Brother won't regret it. Liu Le felt that he almost couldn't even look down on Yizun and Little Black Dragon, and he wanted to drive them away, how could he possibly fall in love with their?

At the same time, Liu Le also instructed the little black dragon with his mind: "Don't defecate anywhere in my dantian spiritual sea." ”

The little black dragon responded, "Then you can help me build a toilet here!"

the groove.

Build toilets?

Liu Le was stumped all of a sudden.

Because he doesn't know how to build a toilet in the dantian spiritual sea!

After thinking about it, he commanded again: "When you want to, you fly out and pull outside." ”

The little black dragon replied lazily, "Okay, master. ”

Liu Le was finally relieved, and then stared at Yizun and said, "Little chicken, don't make trouble." ”

Yizun immediately flew to Liu Le's shoulder and pecked Liu Le: "How can people make trouble?

Liu Le was pecked a little painfully by her: "Aren't you making trouble?"

"Husband, are people kissing you?

Yizun flew to Liu Le's head, grabbed Liu Le's hair, leaned down, and pecked Liu Le's ears, nose, mouth and other places with a small red mouth.

While pecking hard, he also said: "Kiss once, kiss twice, kiss three times, kiss four times......"

I was kissed by a chick.

Liu Le was very depressed when he thought about it.

Moreover, the little chick's mouth is still very hard, and every time he kisses, Liu Le feels as if he has been pricked by a needle.

I feel that everything that has been kissed by the doctor is hot and painful.

"Don't kiss anymore. "Liu Le really can't bear it!

"What are you doing, people kiss you, you are still so fierce, you have something wrong!" said the doctor angrily.

Liu Le was also very angry: "How can anyone kiss a bird? I don't feel good at all? Moreover, it's very awkward." If you want to kiss, then you become Chen Xiaojing's appearance, and we will kiss again. ”

"Not really. "Yizun doesn't want to waste his energy.

If you become a phoenix, there is almost no consumption, and if you become Chen Xiaojing's appearance, it will consume a lot.

It's like a car.

Becoming a phoenix is the stationary state of the car.

Becoming Chen Xiaojing is a state of driving forward at a high speed of two hundred yards.

The problem is that the measurement is not enough, and the doctor has become Chen Xiaojing's appearance, and he can't last long at all.

"Then you go back to the birdcage and don't disturb my work. Liu Le commanded.

"How can I disturb your work? You still disturb other people's cultivation. ”

Despite saying this, the doctor still flew back into the birdcage.

She took a sip of water and spit out, "It's unpleasant." ”

After another bite of millet, he vomited again: "It's really unpalatable." ”

For her, water with a taste is good, such as oral liquid and anti-inflammatory water.

Processed foods are delicious, such as pill granules and various capsules.

"I want to eat it!" the doctor patted his stomach with his short wings, feeling like his whole thing was consumed by hunger.

So, she flew out of the birdcage again, landed on top of Liu Le's head, and pecked Liu Le's hair with her mouth.

She wanted Liu Le to know that she was hungry and wanted to eat.

"Don't do that. Liu Le drove the doctor away from his head.

But the doctor soon flew back and landed on his shoulder, pecking at his neck and ears.

"People just like you, let people kiss you!" said Yizun coquettishly.

Liu Le grabbed the doctor, put it on the desk, and said, "I have a question for you." ”

"What?" Yi Zun rarely quieted down and lay directly on the keyboard.

Liu Letou glanced outside, no one was eavesdropping, and then asked softly, "Who are my parents?"

"Who else could it be? Aren't they the two in your family?" said Yi Zunjiao with a smile.

"No, they're not my biological parents. Liu Le sighed.

"That's right, you are the son of the Burning Sun who is extremely rare in all the heavens and all worlds, how can your parents be ordinary?"

"If nothing else, your parents must be incredibly powerful. The doctor said solemnly.

Liu Le was excited in his heart, and asked, "Then who are they, and where are they?"

"How do I know?" asked the doctor.

Liu Le was disappointed for a while: "Aren't you the strongest doctor in the heavens and all worlds?"

Yizun shook the bird's head and said, "I don't understand it for the time being, but when I am strong, I may be able to help you find it." ”

Do you have to wait until you are strong?

Liu Le felt that Yizun and Xiao Heilong were both urinata, and they might not be able to help themselves at all.

It seems that if you want to find your new father, you still have to rely on yourself!

It's just that Liu Le asked himself again: 'What are you looking for them?'

'They don't want me anymore, what am I going to do with them?'

When he asked himself like this, Liu Le still felt a little bitter and aggrieved in his heart, feeling that he was abandoned by his father.

I am an orphan.

It was his current parents who raised him, and he is grateful to his current parents.

And not the two parents who cruelly abandoned him.

At this moment, Yizun flew to his shoulder again and began to peck at the corners of his ear and mouth.

"My dear husband, if people want to kiss you, they should kiss you five hundred times a day, which will help cultivate the relationship between us. can make the love between us heat up quickly......"

Five hundred?

Liu Le will be kissed and vomited.

And his own face, which will also be pecked and swollen by the chicks.

However, the doctor seems to be particularly fond of this.

While saying lingering and sympathetic love words, he kept pecking at the corners of Liu Le's mouth.

Liu Le was annoyed by the doctor, and seeing that there was nothing wrong, he hurriedly walked out of the office.

Backhanded, he locked the doctor inside.

It's finally time to stop for a while.

As a result, Yizun still flew out and actually got out of the narrow door.

fell on Liu Le's shoulder again, and he was about to peck Liu Le's ear.

"Go back, you can't come out and be scared. Liu Le blocked it and ordered.

"People want to follow you!" said the doctor aggrievedly, "You are someone's husband, you can't leave someone behind!"