Chapter 218: The Orange Cat Who Understands Human Speech
"No matter how many people live, I definitely have enough room in this house. The landlady had a smile on her face.
It's a good thing to have a lot of people.
It is said that many people are prone to accidents, but she doesn't think so, what can happen to a teacher in the clouds and a few students in the clouds.
She's not happy because of the large number of people and the security of rent, she just likes these half-grown children.
That's right, it's like, not because of the rent, no.
"There aren't many of us, one person stays for a long time, and two people come to live occasionally. Xu Yan told the truth very directly.
Luo Nan reconfirmed the number of people present, not three but four.
"The two of you who are going to live off-campus. Luo Nan asked Xu Feng and Lin Jiajia directly.
It is impossible for Yang Yang to let Xu Yan come out to live alone, if the two of them are together, there will only be this pair of people left.
Luo Nan is a teacher, Lin Jiajia didn't want to tell her about raising a cat, but she thought that it would be possible to live together in the future, and it would be bad if she didn't say it, so she said honestly:
"I want to live off-campus...... In order to have a cat that is important to me. ”
"Well, I was accompanying her to find a house, and I originally wanted to pick her up and go to school in the future, but now that the teacher is there, I am relieved. Asahi said happily.
Xu Feng's performance made Yang Yang quite speechless, just like Jiang Yu before.
The current Jiang Yu is a little better than him.
"Don't stand at the door and talk, come into the house and take a look," Yang Yang shouted to everyone into the house.
As soon as I entered the house, I was greeted by a strange smell.
There was the smell of moldy wooden furniture, the smell of dust from the dust of old walls, and the smell of insect shells wrapped in cobwebs in the corners.
This is a typical old house in the countryside after no one lived in it.
Compared to the old house made of yellow mud and stone a year earlier, this house is still many times stronger.
If you tidy up a little and read in it, you should be able to feel like you were reading in the old school building in the eighties and nineties.
Most of the furniture has been replaced within 10 years, and although it is old, it looks like it can stand up to a long period of use.
The only problem is with the doors and windows.
"Xufeng, you and I split up to take a look at the doors and windows upstairs and downstairs. Yang Yang pulled up the only two men among them and prepared to start the examination.
Luo Nan called out to them at this time.
"I've already checked the doors and windows, don't force them, they're still strong. ”
"Mother-in-law, if I want to make appropriate decorations and modifications to your house, you have no opinion. ”
Luo Nan also likes this old house, not far from the school, the surrounding environment is good, the only drawback is that the sound insulation is too poor.
"How do you want to change it?" When the landlady and mother-in-law heard this, she immediately became nervous, this old house has the memories of her life, how can she change it.
"The rest of the place is not moving, the master bedroom and the guest bedroom need to be redecorated, do you think it is okay?"
"You're going to demolish the house?! I'm not going to rent it, you guys are leaving, I'm leaving. The landlady excitedly picked up a broom to drive a few people away.
Several people were kicked out of the old house in disgrace.
Xu Yan stood with everyone, looking at the traces of time in the corner of the wall, she suddenly grabbed something in her memory.
Turning around, she ran behind Yang Yang, hugged Yang Yang from behind, and put her hand into his trouser pocket.
"Well, wife, what are you looking for?" Yang Yang was thinking about how to solve this matter, and his wife's sudden movements made him very comfortable...
Ahem, surprised.
"Don't move, I know you must have brought this. Xu Yan ignored the writhing expression on Yang Yang's face and groped in his pants pocket.
Finally, in the shocked eyes of others, he took out the five-pointed star badge in Yang Yang's pocket and pinned it to his chest.
"Ahem, wife, next time, don't find an excuse to rub my oil, but find us a grove, you can come openly. Seeing that everyone's puzzled eyes fell on the two people, Yang Yang hurriedly snorted, trying to fool the past.
If it weren't for the fact that others couldn't see the badge, the wife's reckless behavior would have exposed the secrets of the two of them at once.
"Got it. Xu Yan noticed the other people's gazes and replied to Yang Yang's words.
At this time, the expressions of the other people were even more strange, as if they understood for the first time which of the two of them was active and who was passive.
Xu Yan didn't look at them again, she had already walked to the door of the house, and said to the landlady who was still sulking in the house:
"Mother-in-law, I can understand your feelings, but dead things will always rot, people have to look forward, we will restore you to the original appearance of the house, and then take pictures of you in every corner, make a photo album, and leave you a long-term thought. ”
"Your impression of the original home is not the same as it is now full of cobwebs and rotten wood. ”
In the past, when Xu Yan was looking for an old house, she also encountered a similar situation, and the old man's request was just as she said now.
Although she didn't get a discount on the room price and spent a lot of money, she felt very comfortable.
Every old house is the memory of a generation or even several generations, the house will grow old with people, and what will never change is those precious memories.
After a while, the landlord's mother-in-law came out of the house, probably angry, and took the initiative to walk in front of Xu Yan.
"Hey, you girls who are reading are really good at talking, so let's do what you say. ”
"I also figured it out, since the house is rented, it is unlikely that the house will remain in its original appearance for some years. ”
"I don't need you to do anything too troublesome, help me clean the house from top to bottom, and then take a few more pictures to show me, and if you are satisfied, I will rent it to you. ”
The second sentence was all said to Luo Nan.
In the eyes of the landlord's mother-in-law, it should be Luo Nan's teacher who can call the shots.
In fact, Luo Nan was a little stunned at this time, everything came too suddenly.
From being kicked out of the house to Xu Yan's process of persuading the landlord, it was as fast as a marquee.
However, as a new music teacher, he can't be ashamed of his students, so he nodded and said:
"Mother-in-law, your request is very reasonable, and when we decorate, we will also pay attention to protecting the structure and original appearance of the house itself. ”
The most confused person in the audience belonged to Xu Feng, and before he could figure out what was going on, he was pulled upstairs and downstairs by Yang Yang to start cleaning.
It took Yang Yang and the five of them to clean up two bags of garbage in the house.
After the old man was brought to live in the city by his children, he had already taken away the things that could still be used, and most of the things that were left were things that could not be taken away, or were useless.
By the time the five of them had cleaned up the house and made it fit for normal occupancy, it was already dark.
Using the earthen stove in the old house, the landlady made a large table of dishes for everyone.
Although I was embarrassed, everyone couldn't refuse my mother-in-law's enthusiasm and sat down to eat with her.
"Mother-in-law, you have to come again tomorrow, you have to take pictures of those places, take a few photos, and you have the final say. Xu Yan said to the landlord and mother-in-law very skillfully at the dinner table.
Xu Yan's business was so proficient, Luo Nan couldn't hold it back anymore, and asked, "Yanyan, have you helped anyone do these things before?"
Before Xu Yan could speak, Yang Yang preemptively said: "Yes, when her old house was demolished and built before, she watched it on the side. ”
"Oh, no wonder. Luo Nan believed it and didn't say anything more.
The landlord's mother-in-law made some home-cooked food, which tasted average but was very comfortable.
When the landlord's mother-in-law was serving vegetables for everyone, Xu Yan ran over with a bowl and squeezed a stool with Yang Yang, rubbed her husband's ass with her buttocks, and whispered:
"Yang Yang, I have a feeling. ”
"Well, I finally got pregnant? Then there is no way, let's give birth, maybe Xiaoyu will also cross. Yang Yang turned his head and responded in his wife's ear.
Xu Yan's mouth was deflated, and she forced the green beans into Yang Yang's mouth, "Eat your food, don't talk nonsense, you will die."
"I mean, I know what I'm going to write next. ”
"Oh. Yang Yang replied simply, then picked up a piece of tomato and stuffed it into Xu Yan's mouth in the same way.
Seeing this, Lin Jiajia also did the same, and sandwiched a piece of meat to Xufeng.
Luo Nan, who was sitting opposite her mother-in-law in the middle of several people, silently put down her chopsticks.
"I'm full, I'll wait for you outside, and if you're done eating, I'll send you back to school first. ”
Luo Nan walked out of the house with a cold face.
Leaning on the driver's seat of her sports car, Luo Nan looked at the moon in the sky, still haunting the two pairs of people in the house.
What's the big deal, a group of little kids, go back at night, it's not a single person, it's like me, it's two people at night.
In the teacher's dormitory in the clouds, Qiao Kangyong couldn't help but sneeze.
Qiao Kangyong looked at the book and couldn't help but mutter, "Hasn't Luo Nannan rented a house yet? ”
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew into the bedroom, and Qiao Kangyong's hair suddenly stood up, and he quickly stood up and went to the balcony door.
A lot happened that night, and sometimes it wasn't all good.
At least that's what Qiao Mu himself thinks.
......
After the matter of renting a house is decided, you can go to pick up Ah Hua.
Luo Nan decorated the old house the best, and the second bedroom, which was originally the mother-in-law's children, was given to Lin Jiajia.
The second bedroom doesn't need to be redecorated anymore, Lin Jiajia can move in with Ah Hua this Sunday.
Xu Yan and Luo Na are on the side of the rental house, waiting for the landlord's mother-in-law to take pictures.
Yang Yang followed Lin Jiajia and Xu Feng to pick up Ah Hua.
Yang Yang was very curious about what Ah Hua looked like.
Although the orange cat looks similar, it is the first time he has heard of an orange cat that can kill all sides in a pet store.
Because he already has a relationship with his wife and countless pairs of eyes staring at him, Yang Yang doesn't dare to write a female supporting role that is too heavy, and there is an orange cat, which can enliven the atmosphere very well.
On the bus to the pet hospital.
"Xufeng, tell me about that flower, I want to take materials. Yang Yang bluntly said that he was greedy for the body of the orange cat.
"Materials?" Lin Jiajia sat in front of her, turning her head to look at Yang Yang and Xu Feng suspiciously.
"That's right, Yang Yang is writing" Xu Feng wanted to help Yang Yang explain, but suddenly he felt wrong, "Wait, you are a food writer, what kind of material to find a cat!"
"Do you want to eat Ah Hua?" Lin Jiajia looked at Yang Yang vigilantly, his gaze was like a wild cat that had encountered an enemy.
"Hey, please put your heads away. Yang Yang deeply felt the generation gap between an author and a reader, "Eat cats, haven't you ever written, aren't you afraid of being sprayed to death by readers?"
As soon as Lin Jiajia breathed a sigh of relief, Xu Feng picked up: "I also saw that you wrote about eating rabbits...... (muttering) obviously gave your wife's pen name is a white rabbit, and you actually wrote to eat rabbits, it's terrible. ”
Lin Jiajia's eyes sharpened again, and her face grinned, trying to show a fierce expression.
But compared with Cao Aiai's ferocity like a little milk dog, Lin Jiajia's Wenwen is weak, more like a bluff.
Even Xu Feng couldn't help but reach out and touch Lin Jiajia's head, and after being stared at by Lin Jiajia in astonishment, he said embarrassedly and casually: "I want you to rest assured, your Ah Hua is my Ah Hua, and I will kill my relatives when necessary." ”
In the last words, Xu Feng glared at Yang Yang fiercely and expressed his determination.
At this time, Yang Yang only wanted to say one word in his heart.
What kind of strange couple are these, have they all fed cats with IQ?
"I want to arrange an identity for Ah Hua in China, such as a little wild cat that suddenly wandered to a Chinese restaurant. Yang Yang began to explain what he meant by the material.
"Well, then can you not write Ah Hua as a big hero. Lin Jiajia, who is obviously an adult, speaks in a tone and appearance that is seriously inconsistent with her age.
Yang Yang felt that she was not a few years older than his daughter Xiaoyu.
"Ah Hua is a male cat, forcibly anthropomorphic, write it is your hero, isn't Xufeng very pitiful?" Yang Yang casually found an excuse and said perfunctorily.
Xu Feng cast a grateful gaze.
"Then how about changing Ah Hua to Ah Feng. Lin Jiajia glanced at Xu Feng and said with a blushing face.
"Human-cat hybridization? Yang Yang clasped his hands on his chest and nodded.
Xu Feng was choked half to death by Yang Yang's words.
He just wanted to refute, but Lin Jiajia suddenly took his hand, "Let's get off the bus." ”
Before getting out of the car, Xu Feng did not forget to resist to the death, pulled Yang Yang's clothes, and begged in a low voice: "Brother, please don't write Ah Feng." ”
"Add a cat lady Jiajia to you, do you want to?" Yang Yang said half-jokingly.
Xu Feng's eyes suddenly lit up, "Then I will reward you with all the New Year's money I received during the Spring Festival." ”
"Come on, your little money, let's keep it to play with Jiajia everywhere. ”
Getting off the bus, Yang Yang was talking all the way, and suddenly a harsh voice came from the pet hospital.
A cat's paw slashed through the window of the pet hospital, leaving several scratches that were not very deep but were noticeable.
Lin Jiajia and Xu Feng hurriedly ran to the pet hospital, and Yang Yang also followed behind them.
"Grab it. ”
"Why did this demon cat run out again? ”
"Didn't you give it a sedative today? Or is it not enough?"
"I'm sorry boss, I forgot. ”
"Meow !!!"
The bespectacled veterinarian and shopkeeper at the pet hospital follows his two assistants out and chases an orange phantom around.
"Close the door, don't let this Mao run away. ”
Suddenly, he saw the doctor with the door of the pet hospital open, and hurriedly shouted.
As if she could understand human speech, Ah Hua turned around the corner of the wall, and ran towards the door as a phantom.
"Ah Hua!" Lin Jiajia desperately wanted to call Ah Hua.
But the orange cat passed by Lin Jiajia's feet without a pause.
Yang Yang, who had long expected this situation, secretly put on a sports bracelet.
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The people in the pet hospital only felt that in the blink of an eye, Ah Hua had already grown teeth and claws to the point of pinching the soft flesh of Yang Yang's back erection neck.
"Jiajia, this orange cat hasn't been tamed yet, so it's not safe for you or anyone else to leave the wild like this. Yang Yang teased Ah Hua and said casually.
"It wasn't like this, it probably was locked up in a pet hospital for too long and suffocated. Lin Jiajia said with some guilt.
"This can't be blamed Jiajia, I heard that the No. 3 Middle School is going to build a teaching building, and there are people in the back mountain who are under construction, and it is not safe for Ah Hua to continue to stay there. Xu Feng explained why they did it.
"It's like a cat seems to be able to understand human speech.,Started to stop cooperating.,I don't know why it's so manic today.。 A female assistant to the doctor also stepped forward to explain.
"It's normal for people to be injected more than a dozen times inexplicably. The remaining male assistant couldn't help but mutter.
"It's a cat!" the doctor sternly retorted to the male assistant's words.
Yang Yang was a little surprised, looking at Ah Hua who was still trying to struggle in his hand, he didn't feel at ease when he handed it over to Lin Jiajia like this.
Under the trend of curiosity, he whispered in Ah Hua's ear: "Don't make trouble, I'll take you to find your wife." ”
Something magical happened.
The cat actually fell silent.
When Yang Yang returned Ah Hua to Lin Jiajia, he was a little puzzled.
Is there a cat that can understand human speech? Or is it just a coincidence, it's just tired?