Chapter 17: Birds and Fish

Changing the question temporarily, isn't this a bully? These examiners are jealous of Teacher Xiao's talent, right? Fans are not happy.

The art exam teachers ignored the people outside the exam room, and they didn't have to explain it to anyone.

"Tunghai University is shameless!" the fans cheered.

"That's right, you deliberately don't want Teacher Xiao to get full marks in three subjects!"

"Birds and fish, things that are not related to the wind, horses, and cows, who can write poems?"

"Change the subject!"

Fans cheered.

Xiao Yang looked at them and said, "Don't worry, I've already thought it out." ”

Fans were taken aback.

The art examination teachers were also stunned, it was only a few minutes later, and it had already been made, no jokes, right?

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "This poem of mine is called the farthest distance. ”

The farthest distance?

The crowd was shocked and suspicious.

Xiao Yang spoke slowly.

The farthest distance in the world

Not the distance between life and death

but I stand before you

You don't know I love you

Xiao Yang's feelings were completely engaged, he closed his eyes and recited affectionately.

The art examination teachers frowned, this poem is good, but there are no birds and fish.

Xiao Yang continued to recite.

The farthest distance in the world

It's not me standing in front of you

You don't know I love you

It's love to obsession

But you can't say I love you

......

......

The farthest distance in the world

It's not like you're nowhere to be found in an instant

Rather, they have not yet met

It is destined not to be able to get together

Xiao Yang's feelings reached a high tide, his face was full of affection, and he recited loudly.

The farthest distance in the world

It is the distance between the fish and the bird

One is in the sky, and the other is deep in the sea

Birds and fish appeared!

The art examination teachers were dumbfounded, this poem ...... God!

Is this really a poem written on the spot? Is this kid still human? Three classics in a row!

Fans were also stunned, impressed by Xiao Yang's talent, and admired the five-body throw.

That's awesome!

Xiao Yang blinked, "A few teachers, have I passed?"

The five teachers looked at each other and smiled bitterly, if you don't, we can quit and quit, we have never seen a pervert like you.

When others compose poems, they are indispensable in time and place, and they need inspiration, so you can come with your mouth open.

The female teacher stabilized her mind and said with a smile: "Congratulations, you have passed the test, from today onwards, you will be a student of the art department of our Tunghai University." ”

Xiao Yang was stunned, "I'm here to get my graduation certificate." ”

“......”

Art Examination Teacher.

Who told you that if you pass the exam, you can get a diploma?

The female teacher couldn't help but laugh, "You have to finish your credits." ”

Xiao Yang frowned, "I need a graduation certificate." ”

Several teachers discussed in a low voice, and finally said to Xiao Yang: "With your talent for poetry, even if we make an exception to give you a graduation certificate, it should be no problem, but you must ask the principal." ”

Xiao Yang was overjoyed, "Thank you, teacher!"

The female teacher smiled, "Don't say that, it's the honor of our art department to have students like you, you go back and wait for the notice." ”

Xiao Yang nodded.

Outside the teacher's room, the fans cheered: "Congratulations to Mr. Xiao!"

"Thank you, let's go, let's have dinner together. Xiao Yang raised his hand and led everyone out of the school.

"Haha, I must slaughter Mr. Xiao today!" the fans were happy.

Almost at the same time, rumors began to be made on the Internet that Xiao Yang failed the art exam.

"It is said that the person in charge of this art examination is the coffin-faced old woman, and no one has ever passed under her. ”

"An online novel writer is so arrogant that he takes the art exam of Tunghai University, who does he think he is?"

"He wanted to participate in the gold medal host competition, so he rushed to the doctor. ”

"Don't say he can't pass, even if he passes, what if he does?

"It's been more than an hour now, and if he had passed, his fans would probably have announced the results long ago. ”

"That's right, since it hasn't been announced now, it means that he didn't pass it at all. With his ability, he couldn't write poetry at all. ”

These people are all readers of the Ghost Whisperer and others, and now that they have seized the opportunity to ridicule Xiao Yang, how can they easily let go of this opportunity.

Tokai Radio.

Xu Liguo smiled and shook his head, although Xiao Yang has a strong talent for writing, writing novels and writing poems are two different things after all.

Even those best-selling writers, pure literary writers, may not be able to write poetry across borders, let alone online writers who are at the bottom of the writers.

Xiao Yang successfully presented a farce for everyone, and I believe most people are laughing by now.

Dongsheng Radio.

Fan Xiaoxuan instinctively breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't want Xiao Yang to participate in the gold medal host competition, because the gold content of that award was too high, in this place in the East China Sea, as long as she passed the gold medal host award or silver award, she could basically walk sideways in the broadcasting industry in the future.

At this moment, Fan Xiaodong walked out of the office with a solemn face.

When everyone saw Fan Xiaodong's expression, they couldn't help but wonder, what happened? Director, what's wrong?

"Teacher Zhang Hua has been hospitalized because of heart discomfort and cannot participate in the gold medal host competition. Fan Xiaodong looked at everyone.

The audience was in an uproar.

"Teacher Zhang is okay, right?"

"Which hospital is Mr. Zhang in? Let's go see him. ”

"Be quiet for a moment. Fan Xiaodong pressed his hand and said: "Mr. Zhang is in the field, he is out of danger, and now the company requires us to select two people to participate in the gold medal host competition, not for the gold award, but the silver award must be obtained!"

Everyone couldn't help but think of Xiao Yang.

"It's a pity that it is said that Mr. Xiao Yang did not pass the art examination, his academic qualifications are hard injuries, and he can't participate in the host competition. ”

"Except for Sister Fan, we don't seem to have anyone who is sure to win the award. ”

"Have any of you seen Xiao Yang?"

Fan Xiaodong glanced at everyone: "Contact Xiao Yang immediately and ask him about the results of the exam, the deadline for the registration time for the Gold Medal Host Grand Prix is tomorrow, and he can't miss the registration time." ”

Someone couldn't help but say: "But Xiao Yang's academic qualifications ......"

Fan Xiaodong said in a deep voice: "Sign up first, as for the academic qualifications...... Who hears him say he didn't pass the art exam? What if a miracle happens?"

Marvel?

If Xiao Yang passes the art exam, it will indeed be a miracle, everyone said.

Fan Xiaodong looked at Fan Xiaoxuan, "Xiao Xuan, you are ready to take over Xiao Yang's live broadcast of "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" and "I Have a Date with Zombies", with these two programs, we will carefully create a program for you, and it is very likely that you will win the gold award." ”

The other people in the office wanted to talk and stopped, just now they thought that Director Fan really wanted to help Xiao Yang, it turned out that he knew that Xiao Yang would not be able to sign up at all, so he said those polite words.

They all know what kind of person Xiao Yang is, and if Xiao Yang wants to give up his program to fulfill others, he probably won't agree, that guy is a master who can't be taken advantage of by others.

Almost at the same time, the news that Zhang Hua could not participate in the competition due to illness spread, and the hosts of the industry breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Yang also saw the news, and he left a message to Zhang Hua on Weibo: "Teacher Zhang Hua cultivates well, I will get the gold award." ”

Seeing Xiao Yang's words, everyone was stunned, and they were all happy, are you qualified to participate in the competition?