Chapter 79: Actually, I'm an actor
Chungking Mansion.
"Master, the two buildings are a bit far apart, and even if we go to the opposite building to set up control, it is still difficult for the bugging device to locate accurately. Anne Bai reported.
Li Er asked, "What should I do then?"
Bai Annie thought for a moment and said, "The best thing to do is to send someone over and secretly install a bugging device." ”
Li Er looked at the few people in the van.
Ma Jun was the first to raise his hand: "Ah Tou, let me go, even if the other party sees through, I can beat the other party and retreat." ”
"Beat your sister, if I am seen through, my plan is not going to fail. Li Er couldn't help but scold.
Li Er looked at Lin Haiying and Li Xianying, these two guys are more like policemen than the other, and they are obviously not good candidates.
Bai Annie, women are indeed easy to let people lower their guard, but Li Er doesn't want his baby apprentice to take risks, so the only one left is Li Er himself.
"Drool, come and command the car. Li Er thought of a suitable candidate.
"Okay!" At this time, Shui Hua was disguised as a hawker and was standing on the side of the road shouting, and after hearing Li Er's order, he hurriedly walked towards the van.
"Drova, we're going to install a bugging device in the target room, can you do that? Li Er asked.
"Ah Tou, am I going alone?" Shui Hua hesitated.
"Yes, don't worry, all of us are watching you, and if we find out what happened, we will all rush in together. Li Er said affirmatively.
"Okay, so what identity do I use to get in?" asked Shui Hua.
As soon as the words of the saliva were finished, the sound of an iron head sounded in everyone's communication headset.
"Report, a delivery boy knocked on the door of room 701. ”
Li Er's eyes lit up.
"Quick, stop that takeaway boy!" Li Er hurriedly said.
Iron Head rushed out of the fire door, reached out to cover the takeaway boy's mouth and pushed it to the side of the wall.
"Who?"
The iron head was a step slower, and the takeaway boy had already knocked on the door twice, and a Thai opened the wooden door on the inside of the door and asked through the iron door.
Iron Head shook the police ID card in his hand to the takeaway boy on the side of the door, and the takeaway boy covered his mouth prominently.
"Is it called Miss?" the iron head recommended to the Thai with a shy face.
The Thai frowned, he couldn't quite understand what the iron head was saying.
Tietou supported his chest with his left hand, trembling, and winked at the Thai people: "Miss, beauty, uh, beautiful woman, yes no?"
"No no no" Thais hurriedly closed the door, and when they went upstairs, they did see a lot of neon signs of beautiful women hanging downstairs, but now is obviously not the time to relax and enjoy.
The takeaway boy was taken to the van.
"A few sirs, are you handling any case? Can I help?" Seeing that Li Er and the others were not frightened at all, the takeaway boy said excitedly.
Li Er said to Shui Shuihua: "Look at how many box lunches they have ordered in total?"
"Twelve, four barbecued pork, four roast duck. Four white-cut chickens, but there should only be ten of them, because they only need ten soups, and there must be people in them who will eat double meals. The takeaway boy said smartly.
"Who are you?" asked Li Xianying strangely.
Takeaway: "A few sirs, my name is Yin Tianqiu, don't look at me delivering takeaways, in fact, I'm an actor, delivering takeaways is just my hobby, do you want to install bugs or something, I can definitely help." ”
Li Er and the others looked at each other, can they all guess it?
"Pounce on you, handcuff him and throw him in the back of the car. Li Er looked at the takeaway boy as smooth as Zhou Xingxing, and couldn't help but scold angrily, Zhou Xingxing, that bastard, owes himself twenty-six yuan for the lunch box and hasn't paid it back until now.
"Clams, sir, you're not kidding, are you!" exclaimed the takeaway boy.
Li Er: "Am I like?"
Takeaway boy: "Like!"
Li Er: "Wrong answer!"
The takeaway boy was tied up and thrown in the parking space, and after changing into the delivery jacket of the takeaway boy, he lifted the delivery basket.
"Wait, wait, don't gagged me yet, I'll just say the last sentence. The takeaway boy hurriedly said.
Li Er: "Say it!"
The takeaway boy said: "Sir, I suggest putting laxatives or ecstasy in the takeaway, when you arrest the operation, you won't be able to get twice the result with half the effort." ”
Everyone in the van was stunned, this takeaway boy is really a silver talent.
Li Er turned his head to think about Li Xianying and said, "Eagle, go to the pharmacy to get some medicine and come back." ”
There are many small pharmacies on Hong Kong Island, and in a few minutes, Li Xianying got a laxative and poured the medicine into the soup.
Li Er took out a hundred yuan and stuffed it into the pocket of the takeaway.
"Don't worry! You can also be regarded as assisting the police in handling the case, and the government will compensate you for the day's food delivery expenses. ”
The takeaway boy struggled and said, "I don't have to pay for the delivery, let me help you install the bugging device!"
Li Er used a sock to block the squeaky mouth of the takeaway boy.
Takeaway: "Mmmm——!mm
Shui Hua went upstairs with the food delivery basket, and Li Er got out of the car, temporarily took Shui Hua's place, and looked at the hawker car.
"Hey, beef offal, how do you sell your offal?" suddenly a teenage child asked Li Er.
"Uh——!" Li Er was embarrassed, and he found out that the small cart of Shui Hua was selling offal.
"Saliva Hua, how do you sell beef offal?" The microphones of the action team were all attached to the inside of the collar, and Li Er asked in a low voice.
Saliva Hua: "Three pieces and two bowls." ”
Li Er immediately said: "Three pieces of two." ”
The child asked, "Is it okay to have three pieces?"
Li Er decisively refused: "No!"
Li Er wanted to get rid of this child quickly, but of course he didn't accept the bargaining.
"Okay! Three pieces of two is three pieces of two, I want a bowl of offal, more tripe and less beef lungs. The child said with a shrewd face.
Li Er resigned himself to picking up the scissors and began to cut the offal, and Bai Annie in the car couldn't help laughing.
The child who bought the offal found that this stupid boss didn't use white radish as a base to fill the number, so he directly spooned a big bowl of offal for himself, and the child was so happy that he picked up the offal and ran, forgetting to add sauce.
Li Er wiped the scissors clean, he couldn't shout and sell like saliva, so he had to learn from other vendors, put on a lazy posture, and looked at the passers-by with wistfulness.
"Boss, how do you sell offal?" asked a young couple.
Li Er: "Eight pieces for a bowl." ”
The little couple was stunned and said, "It's so expensive? Everyone else has three or four yuan a bowl." ”
"If you can't afford it, don't buy it!" Li Er sneered, he was afraid that the little couple would buy it.
"If you don't buy it, you won't buy it, this kind of attitude, you deserve to sell offal!" the man of the little couple snorted.
"But I want to try it, his offal is so expensive, it must taste different. "The woman wants to buy Li Er's offal, after all, it is really rare to see a handsome beef haggard like Li Er.
"Okay, okay, let's have a bowl!" said the man, unhappily.
Li Er was very distressed, he had just watched saliva in the van and hadn't sold a bowl of offal for half a day, and he had only taken over for a few minutes, and there was a steady stream of customers, did he have the talent to sell offal?
Li Er spooned a bowl of beef offal and cut it with scissors, not to mention, Li Er's scissors were very slippery.
"Hehe, I'll just say it's expensive for a reason! A bowl of beef offal is really beef offal, and they don't put white radish as a base to fill up. The woman of the little couple laughed.
The man nodded with satisfaction, Li Er's bowl of genuine beef offal should indeed be charged eight yuan, and ten yuan is not too much.
Only then did Li Er react, it seemed that selling offal required three-quarters of the white radish as the base, and the thin layer on the outside was the offal.
It's a big loss.
"Takeaway, open the door quickly!" Saliva sloba slapped the door impatiently.
Most of the delivery people at this time have this attitude, and the acting skills of saliva are really good.
A Thai opens the door and lets saliva in.
Drool walked in and put the takeout on the table.
"Sixty-eight yuan in total!Who will give it?" Shui Shuihua stretched out his hand and said, he quickly clicked on the number of people in the living room, there were six people, there was no way to enter the room, there should be a few people.
A leading Thai took out a hundred dollars and handed it to Shui Hua.
Shui Hua found him for thirty dollars.
"Hey, there's still two dollars left!" said the lead Thai stingily.
Saliva Hua took out another two yuan to find the other party, picked up the takeaway basket and turned around angrily to leave.
"Hehe, cunning Chinese, most like to take advantage of us Thais. The lead Thai laughed.
"Ouch!" Shui Hua accidentally turned his foot, his body collapsed, and he almost fell to the floor, and quickly walked to the door after standing up straight.
"Hahahaha, stupid Chinese guys!" a group of Thais laughed at the clumsy appearance of the saliva flower.
"Report! The bugging device is already installed, under the couch. Saliva reported.
"Very good! Come down and change shifts!" As soon as Li Er finished speaking, his face changed, and he saw an acquaintance, a very troublesome acquaintance.