"Boss, that's not good. Xiao Hei looked at Zhang Tong with some promise, and he tried his best to get out of touch with this incident. As a Dark Knight, Blackie was supposed to be fearless, never give in, and always charge ahead regardless of life or death. After all, as a perverted creature, this is his characteristic. (Blackie grew in plant form in his childhood, and did not transform from a plant to a human form until he was a teenager.)

As a dark knight, Xiao Hei shouldn't have been so cowardly. Originally, he should have done whatever Lao Zhang said.

But ah, but, after he came to this world, he began to learn badly.

The person who taught him to learn bad was none other than Xiao Xiao, who had been playing well with him.

Xiao Xiao, the queen of big stomachs, is Zhang Tong's most intimate little padded jacket employee, and she is also Xiao Hei's best friend. Think about it, Xiao Hei was summoned from the other world by Gao Xiaomin, came to this earth without relatives, felt the indifference and ruthlessness of this world, and there was a harsh boss who was squeezing his labor all the time, and even planned to let him use ninety-five gasoline to satisfy his hunger. Fortunately, because buying that much gasoline every day is too eye-catching, a certain boss surnamed Zhang had to give up such a plan, and could only let Xiao Hei satisfy his hunger with butter, lard, butter, etc.

Xiao Hei didn't have much cooking skills, and before he met Xiao Xiao, the most he ate was butter and white sugar. To put it simply, it is a big, yellowish, milky butter rolled in a circle of white sugar, and then bitten down. Butter flowed from the corners of his mouth. Isn't it delicious?

No, the average person is afraid that when they think about it, they will be so disgusted that they want to vomit. That is, Xiao Hei's characteristics as a dark knight make him not a picky eater, as long as it is something that can provide calories, he likes it.

After Xiao Xiao met Xiao Hei, she thought that she had met a big stomach king who was sympathetic to the same disease, so she taught Xiao Hei a lot of cooking methods. And she also took a part of her precious year's unlimited poop and gave it to Xiao Hei.

After having a good time with Xiao Xiao, Xiao Hei no longer has to live a life of butter and cotton candy. At least Xiao Xiao will still make fried chops.

At the same time, Xiao Xiao also taught him a lot of common sense knowledge about living in this world. Because according to the identity that Lao Zhang disguised to Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei is a descendant of a hunter who has been hidden in the Great Xing'an Mountains in the Northeast, and he knows nothing about this world.

And Xiao Xiao acts as Xiao Hei's life mentor in this world.

For example, Xiao Xiao taught Xiao Hei: "Do you see those people in uniform? Those are all public servants." ”

"Public servant?" Xiao Hei, who sat on a stool and held a steaming roasted yam in his hand, listened attentively, and asked from time to time: "What is a public servant?"

"Public servants do things for the government. is like Sister Jiang Hua, who often comes to our store to eat, she is a public servant. These uniformed men represent the public power of this society. Xiao Xiao said simply.

"Oh, that means they're doing things for the king. At that time, Xiao Hei, who had just come from the other world, understood everything Xiao Xiao said in his own way.

"Well, that's a good understanding. I didn't expect that you, a person who lives in Daxinganling, can actually watch TV. Did you learn it after watching it or Xiaoyanzi? Xiao Xiao seems to ask the same question, but as a modern person, many people's historical knowledge is learned by "Little Swallow" or Zhen Huan, which can be regarded as a contemporary feature.

"Anyway, you have to know, what about these public servants, you better not offend them. ”

"Don't offend, you said you can't cut them with a knife?"

"Poof~ Of course not!" Xiao Xiao, who was just about to drink Coke to moisten his throat, made a serious gesture to X.

"And what about hitting them on the head with a stick?"

"Not really!"

"And what about grilling them in hell fire? I'll tell you, it's fun to grill things over fire......

"Resolutely, definitely, definitely, no!" With a bang, Xiao Xiao almost went berserk, and she knocked out a table with one punch: "I'll tell you, what you want to bake in the big forest, others can't control you." But it's absolutely not okay to roast people here! Also, you can't set fire to them in the forest in the future!"

"Why?"

"Set fire to the mountain, sit in the prison!" Xiao Xiao read out the positive energy lines loudly: "The state has national law, and the family has family law." If you dare to set fire to the forest again, I'll blow your dog's head off!"

Xiao Hei thought about it very seriously and said, "You can't blow up." With your current strength, the strongest explosive power of your punch is twenty-five tons of impact, and that's when you're completely fed and have enough energy to store. But in general, you also have to train. Training consumes most of your reserves, so you'll rarely have a chance to make the strongest burst. With a normal attack, the explosive power of a punch in your normal state is about a ton, and you can hit fifty to sixty attacks in a row. ”

"And your punches with a ton of impact can't break through my defenses. It's like in the game my character is already full of epic gear, but you're just a goblin with a stick. Goblins can't hurt me. ”

"Even if you burst out with all your strength, there are big flaws because the forward swing time is too long. By the time you're ready to do it, I'll be able to dodge it. So in every way, you're not going to be able to blow my dog's head. And besides, I don't have a dog head either. I'm not a dog either. Xiao Hei very rationally analyzed the reason why Xiao Xiao couldn't blow up his dog's head.

What he said is so reasonable that it is impossible to refute it. But sometimes if you win with reason, does it mean that you really win?

Xiao Xiao gritted her teeth and looked at Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei!"

"What for?"

"Turn your face in. ”

"Huh?"

"Look at Lao Tzu if I don't tear your mouth!!"

The furious Xiao Xiao was very terrible, at least on the second day, Xiao Hei took an unprecedented day off. Even Zhang Tong was curious why the Dark Knight asked for leave. Aren't they sleepless killing machines? In the store, they just sweep the floor and wash the dishes, can they be more tired than killing?

However, Xiao Hei asked for a leave of absence according to Xiao Xiao's instructions, and said a reason that Zhang Tong couldn't refuse.

"Boss, my eldest brother-in-law is here. ”

"Oh......" Zhang Tong had a black line at that time. Does The Dark Knight also have a period?

And today, this is Xiao Hei's accident for Zhang Tong.

"Boss, I really can't kill this guy. ”

"Why?"

"Because if I kill this person, Xiao Xiao will blow up my dog's head!"

PS: It's very exaggerated, there are two confirmed cases in my city. Then today's instant noodles, dried noodles, and dry goods in the supermarket are basically sold out. Ah, aside, I'm going to grab something tomorrow too.