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Zheng Wenwen held the drink in her hand, and Chong Ninghe said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's the same with you to talk to me." Besides, we haven't ordered any wine yet, and we don't have to drink when we come in. ”

"Ladies haven't ordered any wine yet?" Ning He glanced at Jack in surprise.

"It's Miss Native of Earth. Jack said, and winked at Ning He.

"yes, it's all alien wine that I've never drunk," Zheng Wenwen complained as she flipped through the wine list, "And it's written in a mess, what LSD ingredients, alcohol equivalent, and the price is about the same, I don't know where to start, can't you order everything? I know that some drinks in places like yours are soft drugs at all." ”

"Well, I'll take a look at the young lady. Ning He walked up to Zheng Wenwen, bent down, put one hand on the back of Zheng Wenwen's chair, while pointing to the label on the wine list in her hand, and explained in a magnetic voice: "Wine is something that stimulates people's bodies and nerves, making people more excited, more sensitive, and more intoxicated. The composition of wine produced on different planets is very complex, and the mechanism of stimulation on people is also different, so it is difficult to classify and explain the meaning. In order for customers to understand, the stimulating intensity of the wine is converted into alcohol. You see, it's easy to understand that one alcohol equivalent is equivalent to one degree of wine, and thirty-six alcohol equivalent is equivalent to thirty-six degrees of wine."

Ning He's breath as she spoke gently blew the hair in Zheng Wenwen's ears, making her heart tickle a little, she grabbed Ning He's slender fingers and said, "There is no problem with the alcohol content, I can drink fifty-three degrees, and the alcohol equivalent here doesn't seem to be high." But which one should I choose?"

"As you like. ”

"Then it seems that we should choose the wine with the highest price. Because the higher the price, the higher the quality. Zheng Wenwen pointed to the data and said with a smile.

"That's right," Ning He lowered his head and lightly imprinted a kiss on Zheng Wenwen's fingertips, "You are beautiful, dear young lady."

"You're handsome too. Zheng Wenwen responded happily, and touched Ning He's lips, "Let me see, there are four, five, and six wines with a price tag of 9.9 yuan."

"No, no, no, I suggest you choose this bottle - Swan Castle Spring," Ning He gently pressed his chin on Zheng Wenwen's shoulder, "the same alcohol content, but with double the LSD effect, not only can it enhance the feeling, but it also tastes good, suitable for young ladies"

Swan Castle Spring, produced on the planet of Blackeye Lake, priced at 9.9 yuan 750 ml, is a sweet wine made from a berry produced only locally, with an alcohol equivalent of 8.0, a cumulative gene percentage equivalent of 0.003, a metabolic half-life of 0 minutes in the human body, and an LSD rating of 0-16

There is such a parameter explanation attached to the back of the wine, but as a high school graduate who often fails chemistry exams, Zheng Wenwen actually only really understands the alcohol equivalent of 8.0. But Zheng Wenwen, who was fascinated by her handsome mother Sang, swept her eyes over the explanation, and beckoned to Gu Yuhan and asked loudly: "8 degrees of fruit wine, can you, Hanhan?" It's just the degree of ordinary beer." ”

Gu Yuhan raised his head and said unconvinced: "Of course I can! Don't look down on people." ”

"Well, that's this Swan Lake Spring. My words are at least eight bottles, Han Han counts her as four bottles, so let's have a dozen first."

"Wait," Gu Hanhan asked uncomfortably, "What is LSD?"

"Safe hallucinogens," Ning He turned around and gave Gu Hanhan a smile like a spring breeze, "It can enhance the experience." ”

"Is it addictive?"

"Of course not," Ning He said sincerely, "The so-called safety is non-toxic, harmless and without any side effects, you look at this LSD classification, 0 means the safest, and the harm is 0"

"Doesn't it have any effect on the original genes?" One of the unscrupulous girls who entered the alien shop for the first time asked again in a cautious and cautious spirit, "I heard that eating alien food will cause the accumulation of heterologous groups and affect the original genes, will there be a problem with your things here?"

"The cumulative genetic percentage equivalent per kilogram is 0.003. Miss Gu, what is your genetic integrity?"

Gu Hanhan subconsciously straightened his chest and said very confidently: "Between 99.993 and 99.997, it won't be lower than four 9s anyway." ”

"Perfect data. "The reservation is on the ground, and no matter which wine you choose, it will not have any effect on your body." ”

"Well, that's it, the swan. ”

After deciding on the wine, he asked for a lot of fruit snacks from all over the universe at Ning He's suggestion. Because only the expensive ones are selected, not the right ones, so although there are many things, the total percentage equivalence of all genes is only 0.01.

The waiter bowed and withdrew, Ning He tapped his palm, the door opened, and a team of men rushed in, walked to the wall opposite Gu Yuhan and stood in a pose. There were about twenty of them, ranging in age from twenty to thirty-five. The men all wore shirts and trousers, and the buttons of the shirts were only unbuttoned to expose the collarbones.

Gu Yuhan immediately expressed his dissatisfaction: "Didn't you say that the uniform was tempting, why didn't they wear military uniforms?"

"That's it, why don't you wear a military uniform!" Zheng Wenwen asked next.

"Ladies, I assure you that all the men we offer are enemy prisoners of war from the great Mars Empire that have been honorably captured in all the cosmic wars," the foreman explained with a wry smile, "but if these former soldiers were to be openly dressed in their pre-captured uniforms, it would inevitably provoke stern protests from the countries concerned, and even provoke an unnecessary war." So, please understand about this. ”

"But in private, it's fine. Jack whispered to them, "In the dressing room of the next bedroom, you can find any kind of uniform, just bring people in, and you can tempt them as much as you want." ”

Uh, well, you guys have a lot of hype water!

After reluctantly accepting the store's explanation, Gu Yuhan looked at the men waiting in line in front of them with some surprise, this was the first time she had picked a man, and it was particularly exciting.

The men are in good shape, with broad shoulders and broad chests, extremely straight backs, and ass and legs are as Jack said, long legs and hips. Their appearance has its own characteristics, but none of them are the kind of beautiful men and women who are indisputable, and the breath of male hormones is quite strong.

As the two girls looked at the men, Jack approached them and chatted with them about the rules of a bartender in a private room in a nightclub.

"When guests enter the private room, they will call for a drink. Generally, there are more than 1,000 accompaniments in a casual shop. If the guest does not specify who they want, they will ask all the guests to queue up to enter the room for the guest to choose. A group of twenty people. If you have something you like, you will stay, and if you can't pick it, you will go out and change the next group to come in, and you will continue to pick it until you are satisfied. ”

"As for the price, it mainly depends on the store. Of course, the big shops are more expensive, and the smaller ones are cheaper. At a level like the Eagle Sauce Club, the price of a wine accompaniment is fifteen yuan, and it is charged by the hour. Mainly drinking, playing games. If you want to buy out the whole escort, each waiter will have to add another 100 yuan. As long as you don't leave the private room, you can add another 50 if you take it out. ”

"Miss Gu, how is it, do you have any favorites in this group?" Ning He, who had been pestered by Zheng Wenwen to flirt and scold, didn't know when he stood beside Gu Yuhan and asked with a smile.

"Uh, it's okay" Gu Yuhan was stunned for a moment, and said with some hesitation, "But it's not impressive!"

"It's all very nice guys, look at the tall guy in the middle, how cute he looks like," Ning He enthusiastically pitched, "do you want to stay and try." ”

Gu Yuhan looked at it and thought that the foreman's words were really a bit exaggerated, so he decisively shook his head and said no.

Ning He smiled slightly, and waved his hand to let the next group in.

Jack leaned his head over and whispered: "The master must watch a few more groups, the foremen of the nightclub love to put their best subordinates in the back of the group area, and the first few groups are all cushion goods if nothing else." ”

Gu Yuhan thought to himself: Then why don't you say it earlier, wait for your sister to be deceived, why are you looking at jokes? Fortunately, my sister's eyes are like torches, and I know how to follow my feelings--my mother, I will come out for the first time, so I don't want to make a living! Don't be handsome, don't be tall, don't have a bad figure, don't have bare skin, don't have no sparks in your eyes, and most importantly, don't feel the old lady!

So, next, Gu Hanhan was picky in every way, watched seventeen groups in a row, and more than 300 people were stunned, but none of them stayed. No matter how enthusiastically Ning He pitched "This flaxen-haired gentleman is said to have been a colonel before", or "The third military bodybuilding champion on the left who has won Ogra is quite extraordinary", or "Do you want to experience what it's like to be in a weightless environment, this crash king of the space fleet can satisfy you", etc., there was no way to make Gu Yuhan tempted.

When he saw the eighteenth group, Ning He's temper was green no matter how good his face was. He dragged his men one by one, like pulling a series of turnips. He tugged at their hair roughly, sent their faces under Gu Yuhan's eyelids, and asked repeatedly: "Is this okay? This is not okay? This is always okay, is it okay?

Zheng Wenwen laughed and laughed at her good friend: "Hey, you guy, you can't confuse going to nightclubs with finding a boyfriend, right?"

"There's no difference between the two for you, right?" Gu Yuhan said with a wink, "Anyway, it's all used and thrown away." ”

"No, I'm looking for a boyfriend to talk about feelings, and I just need to pay money when I go to nightclubs. ”

"That means you're hurting your ex-boyfriends' ** and hurting their feelings, and you're not paying. ”

Zheng Wenwen: ""

Gu Yuhan took full advantage of his heyday, drank a whole glass of wine in one go, and then said to Ning He quite coldly: "Trouble the next group, Mr. Shopping Guide." ”

Mr. Foreman thought in his heart: Dare to kill the whole cup of hallucinogens in one go? This world is changing too fast, and the young lady from the earth is a cow! Therefore, he didn't notice the mistake in Gu Yuhan's speech, and called in another group with a clapping of his hands.

Gu Yuhan felt a little emotional, and his blood was inexplicably excited. She wiped her sweat, pointed to the men who were queuing in, and said to Jack with a smile: "Mr. guide, this shop you brought us here is very interesting, the men in their family are not as good as their wine." ”