Chapter 15: I'll do this bad guy
Longchen lost his mind slightly, his face was not quite normal, and he felt that he could smell this sad breath for several miles.
Seeing that Longchen was stunned, Lao Wu shouted, "Hey, hey, what are you thinking?"
"Oh!
"If you don't have any daze, you are in mood swings, and you still want to deceive me Lao Wu and miss your wife?"
"Nothing"
Longchen rolled his eyes.
"Just think about it, don't admit it yet, think about it! The old man will wait for you to finish thinking before doing the right thing."
Lao Wu smiled and teased.
Long Chen's heart flashed with 10,000 words, "You! You get out of me!", but he didn't dare to say it, and wondered: "Why didn't I find out earlier that you were so gossip and boring." ”
Lao Wu waved his hand, pretending to be vicissitudes of life and said: "No way, life is forced, people are old, there are no friends, there is no topic to talk about, you can only rely on gossip to find fun......"
If eyes can kill, Lao Wu has been cut by dragon dust with a thousand knives.
"Don't, don't believe it"
Seeing Longchen staring at him directly, Lao Wu said with some humility.
Lao Wu really couldn't stand the dragon dust's pair of dragon pupils, and said: "Okay, okay! I'm talking nonsense, hurry up and take back your dragon pupils for me, really, how can young people nowadays not joke!"
Long Chen withdrew the dragon pupils, and said helplessly: "Have you played enough, don't waste time, change to business, they are all waiting outside." ”
"What, it's obvious that you missed your wife first, you don't dare to admit it, and you rely on the old man to waste time," Lao Wu muttered in a low voice.
Then he coughed lightly and said, "Ah! yes, it's time to get down to business, you, the dragon boy, go and strip Thirteen naked."
"What the hell, stripping naked?"
Longchen asked, somewhat unconvinced.
"Otherwise, will you pick up human skins? Will you use your brains?"
Lao Wu seized the opportunity to laugh and scold Long Chendao again.
I...... I admit it!
Longchen completely adapted to Lao Wu's crazy personality this time, ignored it, and walked straight to Thirteen.
Forehead......
Lao Wu saw that Longchen ignored him, so he had no choice but to give up. He began to use his divine sense to probe the spiritual ring, looking for the double cultivation method.
Hey, I remember I put it here, why can't I find it. Lao Wu's divine consciousness turned into a soul body, projected into the spirit ring, and found the double cultivation method "Yin and Yang in One" in the book mountain.
Eh, I knew that I didn't take so much in the Dragon Tomb at that time, and now a bunch of waste exercises occupy a place here, Lao Wu was a little tired.
If you let the major sects on the Blue Star know that the waste exercises that Lao Wu said are heaven-level exercises, I am afraid that they will be so angry that they will vomit blood, and we will use the heaven-level exercises as the Zhenzong exercises, but we will become garbage when we come to you......
"Huh? ”
Lao Wu took out the slightly yellowish book and took out the spirit ring.
Lao Wu turned the first page and saw that the four big characters of "Yin and Yang are one" were prominently written on the book, and the four big characters were vivid, as if they were about to break out of the book cover and dance.
Turn the second page again.
At the beginning of heaven and earth, all things lived, and all kinds of creatures recovered.
Everything has two sides, it is a man, it is a demon, it is a demon, it is a fairy, it is a god, it is not God who has the final say, as long as the heart is good, everything can be a man as a god, but where the heart is vicious, everything can be a demon or a demon......
It's a pity that this world takes the skin so seriously, and can't explore the most fundamental soul of living things, and can't know the most fundamental true meaning of life......
Whenever he thought of this, Xiaosheng often washed his face with tears. Sighing at the chaos in this world, the leaders of the major sects often want to break through the fairyland, but they can't take everything to heart, so how can they break through the fairyland and manage the world for God.
Xiaosheng is not talented, and he has used up the life and death, good and evil that he has realized all his life...... Writing this "unity of yin and yang", I hope that future generations can understand the true meaning and complete this mission of reorganizing the world for Xiaosheng......
Page 3.
At the beginning of heaven and earth, chaos emerged, and yin and yang lived......
Lao Wu closed the book and thought quietly: I don't know which Immortal Emperor wrote this book, but it is so literary and artistic, and it depicts this exercise......
"Hey, old man, where's Sichun?"
Long Chen's words interrupted Lao Wu's thoughts, woke Lao Wu up from his thoughts, and scolded with a smile: "You kid, you are so noisy"
"Hey, hey, it's obviously you Sichun, and you still blame me,"
Longchen has an expression that is obviously your fault, why blame me.
"Joke! The old man has lived for hundreds of years, will he still be interested in this joy of yin and yang?"
"You just blow it, you're still a few hundred years old, if you can be a hundred years old, I'll call you a grandfather"
Hearing this, Lao Wu almost wanted to tell him about the Dragon Tomb, but after thinking about it: It seems that this kid doesn't know about the Dragon Tomb, so let's not tell him first, and wait until the time is ripe to talk about it.
So he responded: "Just like you, I, I, I'm not rare to be your grandfather!"
"The heart is empty"
Hearing this, Long Chen trusted his judgment even more, Lao Wu was bragging.
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, it's a little serious, you're also a Huangwu, a dragon king"
Lao Wu said with a serious face.
"It's obviously you Sichun, and you still don't admit it, blame me for not being serious?" Long Chen muttered secretly in his heart.
"Thirteen, I've picked it up, please enjoy it!"
"You ......"
Lao Wu almost didn't fall when he heard Longchen's words.
"It's hopeless, it's hopeless, this kid is crazy," Lao Wu said to himself while looking at the magic circle.
Walking to the magic circle, Lao Wu carved a complex pattern on the back of the thirteen according to what was written in the book.
Longchen walked in and said: "I didn't expect that you old man still have this ability, not bad, this craft, you will become a painter in the future, what kind of elementalist is it, so tired." ”
Lao Wu almost shook his hand, drew wrongly, and said: "I'm dignified, you asked me to be an ordinary painter, you get out of the way for me, don't come here to disturb me." ”
"Cut, Lao Tzu rare you?" said Long Chen, turning to the other side of the circle to take a nap.
After a moment, Lao Wu withdrew the precious paintbrush and exhaled lightly.
"Finally finished painting, this yin and yang unity is really difficult to cultivate, what harsh conditions are needed...... Hmmm"
Lao Wu On the whole, the painting behind the thirteen actually looks like a "life" character, lifelike, dancing on the back of the thirteen.
"Miracle! This is a miracle! Painting has a spirituality," Lao Wu's respect for the great power who wrote "Yin and Yang Unity" rose to a new level.
"I was able to create such a wonderful pattern, eh, but it's a pity that I couldn't meet each other...... I don't want to, so let's draw the pattern of Xiao Nizi first. ”
Lao Wu sighed with emotion, but he didn't forget his business.
Turning around and walking in front of Li Lan, Lao Wu was a little embarrassed.
"Let the old man take off a girl's clothes? The old man can't do it."
Turning his head to look east and west, he just saw Longchen napping, Lao Wu walked in front of Longchen, and just wanted to wake him up, but heard Longchen talking in a dream.
"Feng, don't leave me, don't leave me alone, wait for me, wait for me, I'll come back to you......"
When Lao Wu heard this, he shook his head and said, "Alas, another poor person, trapped by love?"
Lao Wu twisted his fingers, closed his eyes, and chanted an ancient incantation in his mouth.
Breaking open his eyes, Lao Wu's face was a little ugly and said: "This kid's love calamity is not very easy to overcome, alas, since the old man has met it, the old man will help you." ”
Lao Wu checked the spirit ring, found the staff that had not been used for a long time, and tapped the forehead of the dragon dust, making him temporarily unconscious.
Standing up, holding the staff in his hand, slowly chanting the ancient incantation in his mouth, his body slowly fluttering upward, his hair flying......
If Longchen wakes up at this time, he will definitely find that Lao Wu is no longer Lao Wu, but a "prophet......
Lao Wu let out a loud shout, pointed at the dragon dust with his staff in his hand, and slowly entered the forehead of the dragon dust.
In his dream, Longchen only felt a warm current flowing through his body, so comfortable!
Lao Wu's face was a little pale, he put away his staff, and said slowly: "It seems that we have to find the next generation of prophets soon, the old man's life can't withstand how to consume......"
Apollo Nebula.
Ling Feng, who was about to exhaust his elemental power, suddenly felt a warm current slowly flowing through his body, and his depleted body was filled with elemental power again.
"Is that you?" Ling Feng said slowly.
......
Lao Wu put away his staff, and just happened to see that Long Chen's face turned pale, and the elemental power in his body disappeared.
"Is it such a coincidence, it seems that you kid owes me a favor again, I saved your little lover's life"
Lao Wu laughed lightly, turned around and returned to Li Lan's side, and said, "Forget it, I'll do this bad guy." ”
Lao Wu gently turned Li Lan over, exposed his back, and gently untied the clothes on Li Lan's back......