Cats to Earth Prison~

The bet is a limited flavor of "Obedient Brand" cat food, the number of releases is unknown, and it is said that it has a lot of stamina when chewed.

And the prison also got a package, but the cat has more food and less food, so the distribution plan has to be decided.

"Meow......" the warden murmured.

In terms of status, the black cat has the highest distribution power, but the cat's system is "random democracy", and he stares at the golden bag with sharp eyes.

And the white cat next to him licked off a large piece of the white hair on his mouth. It didn't take long for it to retch, and with it spit out a large ball of fur.

In fact, the structure of "to Earth" is very simple: a prison warden, a chief administrator, and a handyman.

As we all know, the manager is a super big relation, and there will definitely be no only way to obtain limited cat food. And it is far away on Earth, so it voluntarily withdraws.

So the ownership of precious snacks will be produced in the black and white cats.

"Divide it evenly, meow. The white cat said.

"Your brain is broken, isn't it?" the black cat's eyes glazed over, it stretched out its paws, and accused, "What are our core values?!"

"Don't share ......," the white cat muttered.

No matter how far a civilization develops, it is an iron law that rare things are not shared. And the cats have already seen through everything, especially when it comes to food, and there is no cat in the dictionary that shares the word.

Through screening, the black cat found a human fight of equal numbers. I saw the prison warden slap the cat's paw and asked, "The two sides are fighting, the five-person faction or the three-person faction?"

The implication is that they will decide the ownership of the "good brand" cat food through the outcome of this duel.

"Threesomes!" cried the white cat.

Common sense infers that a large number of people will definitely have an advantage, but when the leader is scheming, the white cat will naturally not take the bait easily and chooses the side that seems to be the disadvantage.

Who knew that when the real-time video was called up, the white cat's head drooped.

I saw that the three of them were thin and small, and the other five, except for the tall ones, thought that they were not of good shape, the rest were all radiant - to use cats as an example, they had bright coats.

The white cat silently swallowed the hairball back and tasted the mint in it......

Just like a human ball game, this kind of duel with clear strengths and weaknesses can also be variable. When Big Rhubarb beat Wei Yingcai to death, the black cat's mouth lifted, revealing one sharp fang.

And the white cat twisted her ass happily.

No sooner had they decided on their backing than the situation went from five to three to four to three, which was simply unpredictable.

Now that the law has been stripped away, the result is that one side kills the other. It's just that these people first got it from the rooftop to the interior, and then from the indoor to the empty gymnasium, and the "black cat party" beat the "white cat gang", but they didn't kill any of them.

Seeing that his players had lost their combat effectiveness, the handyman resigned to his fate, but he still held on to hope and turned to his boss. However, the black cat noticed the gaze and just said coldly: "Don't share." ”

"Cut. The white cat's head tilted to the side and stuck out its tongue.

......

The prison warden, the sea cucumber cat, entered the crowded place of human beings, and suddenly felt uncomfortable.

What caught people's attention was that the big yellow fat sat on the body of the second dog, "Don't say anything, sit on your dog's head." ”

"It's going to explode. ”

Suffocation and pain were mixed, and the thin black man lay on the ground, constantly hammering the ground.

Originally, he couldn't make a sound, but in a trance he heard that his head was about to be weighed down by the weight of 300 catties, and the dog screamed bitterly, "I really don't know where she is." ”

"Where's Wei Sun?!" Big Rhubarb Fat strained himself, and Ergou felt that his ribs were broken two more, "Huh...... Ah Wei: He's dead. ”

The sea cucumber cat looked at this scene and felt that it was a great humiliation for the cat to sit on the body of the same kind with its butt like this.

How did you come to this place?

Just then, it sensed a rush of human footsteps behind it, so the cat instinctively quickened its pace forward, and when it came back to its senses, it was already here.

On the other side, a smaller boy was kicked by the golden retriever, and when he didn't react, the thug took the cigarette from his mouth and pointed it in the other's face.

"Ahh......h Ahh

The sea cucumber became alert at the sight of the brutal human, and its back was slightly arched to make itself look taller.

The other three people got together, without disputes, and exchanged things in human language.

"You don't want your brother to die, do you?"

The vest was neutral, and he crossed his chest as he watched Oilhead negotiate with Anonymous, occasionally glancing at the Golden Retriever and Rhubarb Fat who were being violent.

"Viagra is really dead. ”

"What about the woman. The oil head's voice trembled, and he pressed the fire.

"I've never even seen one. Anonymous knew that his explanation was pale, but he still repeatedly emphasized that his words were true.

"Cats. The vest suddenly spoke, and it was because of a fat raccoon cat. The accomplices glanced at the sea cucumber in a hurry, and then went on with their business: they were in a manic mood, and they were committed to asking about the whereabouts of Xuli or the eldest brother Liu Wei.

"This cat ......" The man in the vest noticed that the tanuki cat was gradually moving off the ground, and he was so shocked that he didn't know how to describe it.

The Earth Administrator narrowed his eyes, thinking that she was really chasing her.

If I had known, I wouldn't have run~

Now that the cat's body is picked up, it allows itself to be immersed in wonderful feelings......

"Check article 732 of the List of Species. "The warden ordered.

I saw that the manager floated out of thin air, with a strange shape, obviously lifted up by something, and then it was hugged well, and it formed a ball.

"Where's the order!"

"No. 7 and No. 8 take turns switching 3 times. After the white cat finished speaking, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. If it had been a little later, the Boss would have been angry.

I saw that the two small meat pads on the black cat's left paw lit up three times in turn, and the translucent figure of Sakura was reflected on the screen.

"There are transparent creatures on Earth, too?" the white cat exclaimed.

At the same time, the large pad of the black cat's right paw flickered, and it turned over its palm to see that it was the manager who said that he was in heaven.

The sea cucumber cat doesn't know that the surveillance is facing him, and just wants to show off that he has found something good on Earth.

"Could it be that girl has a strange smell?" the warden suddenly realized.

"Meow, I think the mates of that 'seed male' should taste good. The white cat remembered the picture of yesterday's surveillance aimed at Liu Wei's home, "Their eyes are big, and they can almost compare to the female cat." ”

"Are you talking about him?" the black cat found that Liu Wei had also entered the picture.

......

As soon as Liu Wei appeared, the gymnasium was much quieter, only the moaning of the second dog still echoed, but he barely opened his eyes and saw the eye-catching outfit clearly, so he thought it was his death, "Ah Wei ......"

When Big Yellow Fat heard this, he stood up and crushed the dog to faint.

At the same time, the golden retriever also stepped on the cigarette butt, and was about to take a step, but saw a floating fat cat, "Fuck, this dog's cat ......"

Youtou also noticed the sea cucumber and Liu Wei, but compared to them, he first punched Anonymous in the face, "Yes, you almost deceived me." With that, he spat at the college student who had fallen to the ground.

Ten seconds later, the three thugs gathered in front of Liu Wei.

The two sides looked at each other, and no one spoke for a long time.

Only the vest stood next to the sea cucumber cat, and said in surprise: "Didn't you all see this cat?"

"You've been cool for a minute, we've been fucking tired for a long time, and we haven't even seen a woman. Oilhead's face had begun to turn blue, "Who is in the mood to care about this dead cat?!"

The vest found that the other party's tone and words were wrong, so he didn't say more.

"Cats. And Liu Wei thought of a way to get out of the way - called Sakura over, "Loving cat, protect me." ”

With the tacit cooperation during the live broadcast, Sakura really heard that the owner was calling herself, she took the sea cucumber, bypassed the three gangsters, and came to Liu Wei's side.

Viagra thinks that there is a magical cat, and these people will be afraid. Unexpectedly, the oil-headed thug took an iron rod from his waist and rushed up without warning.

His target is the sea cucumber cat. The thug thought to himself, what kind of thing is it, can he still do it if he is killed?

Liu Wei's vision was obscured a little by the girl's pink furball. When Sakura turned around, he didn't even know what was going on......

Monitoring room...

In the picture, the transparent girl turned her back and blocked the stick blow with her back. I saw her fall forward and was caught by the "seed man".

But the human with the stick is trying to beat the girl through, and keeps hammering.

"Does he want to kill the Grand Steward?" the white cat was shocked.

......

The chief administrator was very angry at the girl's death and demanded that the warden immediately restore its "prison" to its original state. And at that time, the girl she liked was naturally alive.

"The current method only has a local control time. The black cat is talking to the image of the sea cucumber manager, "The price is to cost a cat life." ”

"Then you consume!" the sea cucumber cat was so angry that it exploded.

"IMHO, for the sake of a human being...... It's not worth it. ”

"What's the use of asking for your nine cat lives?!"

"I have seven lives. The black cat held its head high, not wanting to be disadvantaged.

"Is there a difference!!"

"You can't indulge in the smell of humanity. As far as I know, a lot of earth mother cats smell good too. ”

"Give me a life. ”

The two cats looked at each other in the air, and the handyman next to the warden looked in horror.

"Okay. The black cat finally agreed, and before the white cat could jump off the chair, the boss said, "Give me your cat's life." ”

"Ha-" The white cat suddenly exploded and opened its mouth to threaten.

"I'll give you a limited amount of good cat food. ”

The white cat hesitated.

"I'll give you three more 'first-class' pretty she-cats. "The warden wielded his power.

"Meow, deal. The subordinate gladly accepted and jumped back into his seat. However, the black cat did not directly give the golden snack bag to his subordinates, and asked, "I wonder if I can try one." ”

"Ha-" the white cat grinned.

"Can you leave me with a scrap?"

"We cats are particular about not sharing!" the white cat replied, learning the tone of the boss.

The node of time reversal was chosen before the legal stripping, when the sea cucumber cat was on the earth, and it was impossible to escape the memory emptying.

Its wishful thinking is that even if you forget the cherry blossoms, the feeling you like will not change, and you will always find the smell you like.

It's just that when it was promoted and left the planet, he didn't meet the girl again.

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Two months later~

In the middle of summer, in the shade of the trees behind the temple, Sakura brought cat food to Hana.

The girl wanted to cry when she saw the tricolor cat, because its three fluffy kittens had grown up a little, and then one after the other, and never came back.

Sakura thinks that Blossom may be waiting for Grandma Cat to return, or she may be wondering where the child has gone—in short, there are so many sad things that the girl takes matters into her own hands and takes it to the shrine.

How can we forget our troubles?

An esoteric question, a dog's tail grass that teases the cat, Sakura just spent the whole afternoon with Hana......