Before marriage, after marriage, men and women really seem to have changed. You will find that after he rubs his feet like other rough men, he is still like a wavy man, stretching his nose to sniff the fingers that have been clasped over his feet, and he still looks intoxicated.

You will also find out that she also farts, and the sound is still very loud, like a fireflower, and she is released together.

Before the flower, the moon has become a pot and pan day after day. Passionate love slowly became a relative, holding the right hand with the left hand.

Although there is no passion and no romance, when the left hand hurts, the right hand will also be sad. When the right hand is injured, the first one to come out is definitely the left hand.

That's the most fascinating part of marriage, I know what you're thinking and you know what I'm looking forward to.

Before marriage, Shao Hua had already made plans for his honeymoon, Zhang Fan's family and his own family were ordinary people, and before traveling, it was still a bit far away for the old people in the family.

Therefore, when Shao Hua planned to bring four old people on his honeymoon, Jia Suyue couldn't close his mouth, "Oh my God, there are still people who take their parents to go on their honeymoon, shouldn't it be a two-person world?"

The old people have never been far away, Shao Hua thought about taking the four old people to see the big city and see the foreign countries, but he didn't wait for Shao Hua to report the tour group, the four old people seemed to have discussed it, and they rebelled collectively and didn't go.

Four old people, collectively went to the farm. In their words, "nothing else." It's the right thing to do to send them the next generation as soon as possible. ”

"What should I do?" Shao Hua was out of options.

"Where do you want to go?" Zhang Fan lay on the bed and held Shao Hua's hand, knowing the taste of food, he only now understands why do you want to get married!

"Wherever you go, I'll go!"

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Half an hour later, "Say well, where do you want to go." Shao Hua leaned against Zhang Fan's side.

Zhang Fan was able to think normally at this time. "In fact, foreign countries or something are just like that, we haven't seen our own beautiful rivers and mountains, why don't we travel by car?"

"Are you having enough vacation?" Shao Hua looked up at his man, the man who would spend his life in the future.

"Hehe, it's no problem for a month! It's just a bit shameless!"

Zhang Fan said with a smile, Gentle Township is really a hero, and Zhang Fan has a feeling that he and Shao Hua will always be tired of being together.

This is the difference between eating before marriage and not stealing, it feels different.

"Okay, then we'll go on a road trip. ”

After seeing off the master, uncle, and brothers, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua drove Cooluzer and set off.

All the way to the south, the frontier is too big, and after running thousands of kilometers in a day, Zhang Fan and the others reached the edge of the frontier.

"Ahh

was originally quite a literary scene, but the girl hugged Zhang Fan and wanted him to roar twice in the face of the flame mountain, and in an instant, the literary and artistic fan became ......

The frontier is big, and the high-ranking officials are suppressed. There is a joke in modern times, why don't we have free shipping in our big frontier.

Courier company: It's not that you're too far, it's that Su Province is too long!

More than 2,000 kilometers, they haven't left the northwest yet!

There is no destination for this self-driving trip, just run casually, and when you are tired of running, you don't want to run, so you go home. It can be regarded as a time when the two of them are willful.

The sun sets over the long river, and the desert is lonely. They walked through the steppe, walked through the desert, walked through the Gobi.

Over the Tianshan Mountains, over Qilian, through the Qinling Mountains. He once made a wish in front of the reclining Buddha, and also looked at the outside of the Great Wall.

After eating mixed noodles, then eating artillery battles, as well as the beef noodles that Zhang Fan never forgot, and eating trouser belt noodles, he entered the realm of Hu spicy soup.

After more than ten days, the two of them swayed into the Nanhe realm. The excitement of just going out, the expectation is gone, especially Zhang Fan, who wants to go home.

"Someone bragged that he was given a computer, that he could eat and drink, and that he could stay in his room until it was dark.

It's so, I'm starting to get bored when we play like this. Zhang Fan drove the car and looked out the window at the undulating mountains.

"Go to the beach, don't you like to eat seafood, let's look at the sea and return, I want to see the sea you never forget." ”

"Okay, let's go!" With a destination, Zhang Fan didn't feel bored this time. People are like that, if you really don't have a goal, it's actually boring.

Just like the demolition households in the early years of the capital, tens of millions of assets were lying in the bank, and then they drove the latest BMW series to do private work at night.

In the words of others, I have nothing to do! This kind of life is really unenviable.

On the longest highway in China, Zhang Fan's Cruiser headed towards the sea. People who are accustomed to seeing the grassland and snow-capped mountains love the endless sea.

"What are you eating?" Zhang Fan, who was driving the car, inadvertently saw Shao Hua as if he was taking medicine.

"The old people in the family are anxious, I also want to have a baby as soon as possible, I asked Ya Nan last time, she told me to take some vitamin folic acid before pregnancy, Yue Yue's sister-in-law is not in Australia! ”

The newlywed Shao Hua is still like a girl, a little shy, just like a saying pursued by the Chinese people, some things can be done, but they can't say it.

"Baby, do you have it?" Zhang Fan almost couldn't even hold the steering wheel.

"Go, drive well, it's normal to have a period this month. Stupid!"

"Blame me, blame me, I should have made a plan for you earlier. Zhang Fan said with annoyance.

"Don't listen to Wang Yanan, she knows what an orthopedic surgeon knows. I, I'm not a gynecologist, but I've taken turns to deliver babies in gynecology, and she doesn't even know that the gynecology door is open over there. ”

"You can! Look at this. ”

"This thing is a health care product, this pregnancy period must first have a balanced diet, the first can not be picky eaters, this point, our daughter-in-law is no problem.

Second, folic acid must be supplemented, it must be 0.4~0.8mg/d per day, now we have to pay attention, and the one will be capped in the future!"

"Why!"

"Come, give me some water first!" Zhang Fan licked his lips.

"This is the posture of a lecture, teacher, please drink!" The newlywed couple was quite tired.

"Ahem!cough!cough!" Zhang Fan deliberately cleared his throat. Then he said, "Listen, after this marriage, there are five periods before a woman conceives! This five period is divided into ten small dates!"

"Uh!" Shao Hua was dizzy, "It's so complicated to have a child?"

"What do you think, this is where it is, it's too complicated for you to listen to and boring, I'll give you a simple explanation. ”

"First of all, there are some risks to avoid when pregnant and have a baby, such as women younger than 18 years old and older than 35 years old, you are now at the best age, hehe. ”

"Say it well!" Piaji Shao Hua patted a groping pig hand that slipped from the gear lever.

"Women give birth at the age of 25 to 29, and children are the least likely to die young, and they are not prone to some chromosomal diseases.

Folic acid is taken during the first trimester of pregnancy, and the effect of this drug is to prevent the child from developing neural tube defects.

In addition to preventing fetal neural tube defects, it can also prevent some diseases such as gestational hypertension and spontaneous miscarriage.

This medicine must be taken from the first trimester of pregnancy until six weeks after giving birth or at the end of breastfeeding. ”

"So long?" asked Shao Hua in surprise.

"Yes, not only to take folic acid, but also to check the oral cavity in advance, the oral teeth are not very far away from the fetus, many people ignore it, in fact, oral inflammation is the biggest cause of premature infants. It is also an important factor in causing eclampsia. ”

"What is eclampsia?"

"You can understand it as high blood pressure during pregnancy. Once it appears, if you don't get it right, you have to have a tire. ”

"Oh my God!" Shao Hua was stunned.

"Okay, anyway, I'll buy your diet for you in the future, and we can't have children in these three months. ”

"Well, I know it's not good to take birth control pills!

"It's okay, it's okay, it's comfortable, it's comfortable!" Zhang Fan Khan came down.

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Entering Dongshan, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua climbed Mount Tai once, Shao Hua felt a little tired that day, but the next day, his legs and stomach were so sore that he couldn't touch them.

Zhang Fan's insistence on exercising every day is nothing special.

After walking around Mount Tai, I plunged into the blue bird. Blue Bird's senior brother Lu Ning waited for Zhang Fan and Shao Hua early.

Zhang Fan took Shao Hua to see the master first, this time he came to the door with his daughter-in-law, Zhang Fan came before, and wanted to have a meal with the old man, the old man didn't have to think about refusing directly, the old man didn't have a card!

Looking at Shao Hua's face this time, not only the old man, but also Zhang Fan's sister-in-law, Lu Ning, Lu Ning's daughter-in-law, is a family banquet.

After eating, the old man didn't hold Zhang Fan this time and let Zhang Fan go for surgery, nor did he check his homework, but when Zhang Fan was leaving, the old man deliberately asked Zhang Fan how long his vacation was!

Under Lu Ning's hospitality, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua went to an island. "Oh my God, this place is so good, senior brother, I've been here several times, and you haven't brought me here, it's not kind. ”

"I'm the entertainer Shao Hua, I'm going to the frontier, without Shao Hua's hospitality, if I count on you, I'll eat mixed noodles. Lu Ning laughed and laughed at Zhang Fan.

As the old saying goes, entertaining others is actually entertaining yourself.

"Thank you, senior brother!" Shao Hua thanked sweetly.

Blue bird this place, in the end is the south or the north, it's really hard to say, this place is the south, it licks its face and burns the heating every year, not far from it Yungang, even Huo's starting city, every winter looking at the blue bird frozen shivering, just because Yungang is the south.

In October, it's a little cooler to go to the sea here at Bluebird, but it's still nice to bask in the sun on the beach. Lu Ning took Zhang Fan and Shao Hua on a small island, and you could see the end at a glance.

There are no tourists directly, and the beach is not long, but this place is better than no tourists, just like a private beach, after the fishermen who go to sea on weekdays are gone, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua are left lying on the beach to bask in the sun.

"Poof!" Zhang Fan, who was lying on the beach with sunglasses, suddenly laughed.

"What's wrong?" Although Shao Hua didn't know why Zhang Fan was laughing, the girl also asked with a smile.

It's like, if you're happy, I'll be happy.

"I remembered a joke. ”

"What a joke. ”

"The story of a male and female sea turtle on the beach. ”

"you!" Shao Hua smiled and slapped Zhang Fan, obviously she had also heard the story. The girls are actually quite good when they are together!

"I'm surprised, why do you like seafood so much as a Northwesterner. ”

Speaking of which, Shao Hua's family can still be said to be southerners, but the girl doesn't miss fish for a year, Zhang Fan can't, there was no condition before, but now he doesn't eat for three days, as if he is missing something.

Zhang Fan, who was breaking all kinds of shells, didn't raise his head, "Don't you think it's delicious?" This is rich in zinc, do you know it, this is what men lack the most." ”

"You're just talking serious nonsense. ”

"Not really, let me tell you, this thing lacks hair and is prone to bald heads. ”

"Yes, I'll try it too. ”

In fact, Zhang Fan still has a key sentence that he didn't say, this thing is lacking, and the quality of tadpoles is not up to par. It's easy to be great.,So a lot of people masturbate.,Can't raise your head.,In fact, this is a lot of zinc loss.,This thing comes out with a few shakes.,It's easier to get out than a machine gun.,It's quite troublesome to supplement.。

At night, the two of them lay in the small courtyard of the fisherman's house, listening to the sound of the waves and watching the twinkling starry sky in the sky.

"I really want to live like this for the rest of my life!" Shao Hua stroked Zhang Fan's thick chest. Zhang Fan also wanted to touch it, but no one would let him.

Just when the two were tired of being together, Uncle Shi, who was far away in the magic capital, called.