In early summer, when he saw Liu Wei returning, he hurriedly blocked the screen of his mobile phone, for fear that Liu Wei, the magician with a glass heart, would find annoying comments.

"Deliberately. Liu Wei laughed to himself.

The young man then held the camera and gave Xu Lichan a close-up, just as everyone began to pay attention, Liu Wei turned the camera at the right time, and the originally pleasant live broadcast room suddenly became a magician's big face, "Today I want to perform a sitcom, Brother Tu, are you not there?"

- You die.

The old friend Tu Ge was really there, Liu Wei was thinking that this brother really didn't have anything important for a day, no matter when he broadcast, he could come in within two or three minutes.

Seeing that the number of spectators was barely average, Liu Wei gestured to his sister and signaled to start. Early summer got up from the mat and walked briskly to the kitchen.

Xu Li got up, put his hands on his lower abdomen, bowed gracefully to the audience, and immediately took over the camera.

"Let's watch the sitcom, the performer, I, really, really a magician and an unknown beautiful girl. ”

Liu Wei bowed deeply, then compactly ran around the frame to Xu Li-chan, his two palms spread out, colliding in front of the camera, "Action!"

The girl next door slowly advanced with a stand in hand, and Hatsu took out an egg, knocked it into the glass bowl, and then knocked another one.

"Oh, I'm working. The wife was hugged by her husband, "What?"

"If you want to cut something, I'll help. ”

"You're stupid, I'm beating eggs. ”

Liu Wei swallowed his saliva, and instantly petrified: I didn't follow the script!

"I'm a bit of a silly. ”

“...... Don't, you cut it slowly and in chunks. Go, don't mess around. ”

Great, I'm back!" Liu Wei breathed a sigh of relief.

"No, I'll cut it. He grabbed his wife's hands, "I won't forgive myself if you get hurt again." ”

"Husband. ”

The two looked at each other and froze, and Xu Li-chan began to read the narration:

The virtuous and lovely wife cut her hand when she was 7 or 8 years old, and her husband felt like a knife every time he saw the scar left by this childhood......

What the hell is this narrator?!

Liu Weiqiang couldn't help but laugh, thinking that these two girls who thought about adolescence could really toss!

The key is that the heroine nodded her head in cooperation, her eyes sometimes flickered, and sometimes shyly drooped, obviously emotionally for the husband in front of her.

"I'm going to work. ”

"Oh, I'll be lonely. ”

"That's not going to work. Liu Wei lowered his head and borrowed the position to give Chu Xia a kiss, but who knew that his sister didn't follow the script and took the initiative to attack, it was really on his lips.

The cameraman Xu Li covered his mouth in shock, but he still looked excited.

- Brand new

- The girl is still underage, right?

- Report and report

Narrator: The husband is eating a work meal that is not nutritious, tasty and unsatisfactory, and he thinks, "Oh, it's still delicious for his adult wife......

Liu Wei was surprised that she deliberately emphasized "adulthood",

The husband was in a trance for a while, and then came to the company table.

Scene 2~

"No, it's just a piece of meat, or is it fat? ”

I think it's okay. Look, I have three pieces of meat in my lunch box!

"It's okay, it's nothing compared to the food my wife cooks. Liu Wei glanced around and communicated with the air.

Because your wife is super beautiful, that's why she's deliberately showing off?

"I'm not showing off...... Haha, it's really good-looking, but more importantly, she cooks deliciously. ”

How could there be a woman who was beautiful and had a delicious meal?! The colleague slapped the table excitedly, full of suspicion.

"Yes, didn't you believe that my wife was beautiful?" Liu Wei glanced at him, and his body bowed slightly.

Indeed, I was shocked, you orangutan simply picked up a treasure! But cooking can't be delicious, I think it's because my wife is cute, I think it's ......

In accordance with the requirements of the performance, Liu Wei read his colleagues' lines in his heart seriously, and the chopsticks in his hand could not stop, pretending to be eating.

In other words, why does a non-existent person want so many lines?

And what the hell am I reading it seriously?

He also said that he was an orangutan, so he was too honest, right? Who knows!

Then count three seconds......

Liu Wei was lazy, feeling that it was almost over, so he replied: "I'm not lying to you." ”

And Chu Xia, who was waiting on the sidelines, made a slow gesture and signaled Liu Wei not to be impatient.

No way?

Viagra was an eye-opener, and his first cut corners was actually seen by his sister. Then he didn't dare to slack off, and obediently recited the lines of no one in his heart: I can't eat it anyway, you want to fool me, right?

That's right, my colleague was a little angry!

"Hey, don't be angry. So Liu Wei patted him on the shoulder, "How can I make you believe it." ”

The young man was entangled, and the accompaniment of the piano quietly sounded. It turned out that Xu Li-chan was tapping the piano keys to build momentum for the heroine's debut.

There is no cameraman at the moment, and the phone holder is placed at the other end of the table. I saw a lunch box holding a glass in early summer, appearing in the camera.

Obviously they could already see each other, but Hatsu Xia's eyes were still looking blankly ahead, and she knocked lightly on the door, obviously to create the feeling that there was a door here.

"Oh, I found it. She pushed the door open,

Wow, this elegant and beautiful woman can't be a new colleague, right?

"Look at what, my wife. Liu Wei pointed at himself with a thumbs up, he didn't show off just now, and he had a completely smug face at this time.

Hey, what am I going to say next? The young man froze in place.

......

The second half of the second act made the male lead actor dizzy: Liu Wei couldn't remember the lines of himself or his colleagues clearly.

What am I going to do now? Liu Wei stared at the early summer, and the girl tried her best to hint at herself with her eyes, but her husband's mind had been emptied, and he had completely lost the clue to develop the plot.

Viagra immediately gave early summer a hug, trying to stall for time.

"Honey, do you have something to say to me?"

“...... We're going to have a baby now?"

Syllable!

In early summer, he broke free from the embrace of the pervert and slapped his little hand on Liu Wei's face mercilessly.

Ah, misremember, not here! The young man realizes that this is the company's restaurant. Feeling that his face was hot and painful, viagra couldn't help but sigh how much this guy is in the play?

Wow, I also turned around and apologized to my husband's colleague who didn't exist!

Viagra watched it, and I couldn't laugh or cry.

"Look there!" Chu Xia tugged at Liu Wei's arm.

"Huh?" he looked at the girl's hand, and before he could recover it, another slap in the face, "Honey, just looked at another woman, right?!"

Oh......

Liu Wei covered his face, only to know that he was about to suddenly turn his head sideways, and then he was beaten by his jealous wife.

I don't want him to forget it completely, it seems that the wife in the play is letting her husband see it herself, and she hit someone before he can see it, which is unreasonable.

The girl seems to be in a sick state.

No, no, no, even if I took the initiative to watch it, it was not normal to be beaten!

Isn't it okay to look at it? Liu Wei looked at his wife in a daze.