Chapter 707: Isn't this a fool?
Then he got off the plane, Xu Lang's mobile phone couldn't be turned on, and he was poisoned.
Wang Bao ran to talk to Xu Lang and told him, "I just met the spy in the toilet!"
"Sick!" Xu Lang didn't believe his words at all, in Xu Lang's opinion, Wang Bao's brain was wrong.
Can this be the case for normal people? And it's okay who takes the medicine?
"Really, he told people on the phone that the phone was implanted with a virus, and GPS tracking!" Wang Bao explained.
Speaking of this, Xu Lang's expression changed, and then he thought that his mobile phone was poisoned just now and couldn't be turned on, it seems that there is indeed a problem.
Then he saw his opponent Gao Bo appear at the airport, staring at what he was looking at on his phone, obviously looking at the signal to track him!
So, Xu Lang had an idea, he deliberately hugged Wang Bao, and then put the phone in his pocket, so that Wang Bao could take the phone and leave.
He went to Chiang Mai by himself, and Wang Bao went to Bangkok, so that Gao Bo would be completely thrown off by him, and it would be impossible to follow him to Lao Zhou for authorization!
He said a polite word and went back to Beijing to eat his scallion pancakes, but Wang Bao took it seriously and pleaded him for his phone number, while Xu Lang just wanted to leave quickly.
"Take a note, my number is hard to remember. Wang Baodao.
"I have a good memory, you say. β
"Three crutches, nine crutches, nine crutches, one crutche. β
Xu Lang "......"
"Haha!"
"This is really awesome!"
"How do you remember this?"
"Look at Xu Lang stunned~"
Well, it was not easy to get rid of Wang Bao, Xu Lang hurried to another airport in Bangkok.
As a result, while in the car, his passport fell.
Coupled with what the Thai driver said, it really made many people laugh.
Chinese people are anxious, and the traffic in northern Beijing is even more crowded!
This point is deeply experienced by people who watch movies in Jingbei Cinema, or people who live in big cities, and the daily commuting is crowded and busy, and it is not driven!
When Xu Lang couldn't buy a ticket and stood in the corridor uncomfortable, he found that Gao Bo also chased after him.
He was surprised, how did Gao Bo know he was here?
His mobile phone implanted with a tracker was thrown to Wang Bao!
Then, he saw Wang Bao running over.
Wang Bao smirked, and Xu Lang was dumbfounded and felt incredible.
"Did you lose something?"
"Can't find it, can you?"
"Here I am!"
Wang Bao asked three times in a funny way, and his voice was very loud, which directly confused Xu Lang.
How loud Wang Bao's voice is, how deep his smile is, how big Xu Lang's helplessness and despair are!
Xu Lang and Wang Bao's distinct expressions once again became a stark contrast.
At this time, the audience also burst into laughter.
"This Wang Bao ...... Absolutely!"
"People are very good, but this character is a bit straight. β
"This is also to watch the movie and feel funny, when you meet such a person in reality, you must have fought directly~"
Although Wang Bao is kind-hearted, he did bad things with good intentions in the movie, leaving everyone speechless.
Then the two began to argue.
When Wang Bao said that his mother told him to spare people and spare people, the audience burst into laughter again.
This is also ...... Proverbial truth?
This Wang Bao, I'm afraid he's not a fool!
"I found you to be a strange thing. Xu Lang laughed angrily.
"Are you scolding me?" asked Wang Bao seriously.
"I'm complimenting you. β
"Then can you lend me some money?" Wang Bao smiled innocently again.
"Your brain is in water?" Xu Lang was dumbfounded.
"How do you know?"
"......" Xu Lang was speechless again.
Xu Lang had no choice but to give Wang Bao money, and then smashed the phone.
When Wang Bao went to pay for the car, Xu Lang thought about it, he lost his passport, Wang Bao's is here!
It was possible to use his passport to solve his accommodation problem, so he decided to take him with him to Chiang Mai!
At this point, Gao Bo spotted the cell phone tracking signal, and then saw the broken cell phone in the middle of the road.
He was about to take a closer look, and a handsome flip tried to jump over the railing, but got stuck there.
β......β
The audience was amused again.
Gao Bo played by Chen Mubai is an elite as soon as he appears, whether it is competing with Xu Lang or his behavior, he is very powerful.
The mobile phone is implanted with a virus and then tracked by GPS, making it like an agent, and the appearance is full of force.
As a result, it was such a character who made everyone feel very awesome, and suddenly planted a heel, and this kind of contrasting joke made people feel the most funny.
It's like everyone will be stunned when they see a peerless master suddenly killed by a small person in the market, and then they will feel full of drama.
Xu Lang and Wang Bao found a hotel to stay in for the night, opened the hotel with Wang Bao's passport, and Xu Lang did not have to sleep on the streets.
"You know, the second thing about the Worlds is to take pictures better than scissorhands. Xu Lang complained about Wang Bao.
β......β
"I feel like it's talking about me. β
"Indeed, I felt offended, too. β
"That makes sense, I think he's right. β
The audience began to stir up controversy because of this statement.
Then, Gao Bo followed the hotel and easily knew Xu Lang's room number with a small means.
Gao Bo's current performance is still very powerful, he sneaked into Xu Lang's room and put in a tracker again.
The audience is still very impressed by Gao Bo's impromptu response, this brain is really good.
Xu Lang and Wang Bao were eating, and showed him the product Youba.
"Now you know what I'm doing, right?"
Xu Lang is still very proud of the product of Oil Ba, so he deliberately pretended to be forced in front of Wang Bao, but unfortunately the other party's IQ seems to be incomprehensible at all.
"You're in TV shopping!" Wang Bao said confidently, and he still thinks he is very smart.
Xu Lang was deflated again.
He also understood, it was useless to tell Wang Bao about this, he didn't understand it at all, so he gave up his plan to pretend to be forced.
"Did you say that ladyboys were born?" Wang Bao asked.
"The two behind you are. β
"It's so sexy. Wang Bao said with a smile, and at the same time raised the camera in his hand to take pictures of the other party.
"Don't shoot ......"
Then the two went back to the room after eating, and when they took the elevator, they met a beautiful woman with good figure and good looks.
"Do you say this person is a shemale?" asked Wang Bao with a smile.
"I'm telling you, all the beauties you see in Thailand are shemales. β
They spoke Chinese, and the other party was Thai and couldn't understand it, so the two had no concerns.
"Do you bet?"
"What am I afraid of, do you dare to ask?"
"Do you dare?"
"I dare, do you dare?"
"I dare. Wang Bao nodded.
You ask. Xu Lang said.
"Hello......" Wang Bao stretched out his hand to say hello.
The beauty arrived on the elevator floor at this time, and she said while going out: "Hey, there are two or two people in the elevator!"
β......β
Xu Lang and Wang Bao were embarrassed.
"Haha!"
"It's also too embarrassing. β
"If this were me, I guess I wouldn't be able to lift my head!"
"Shame on you!!"
The audience laughed out loud again, the two of them really looked like two two!
When Xu Lang went upstairs, he saw Gao Bo, so he wanted Wang Bao to help steal his passport.
As a result, Gao Bo's travel will be restricted, and it will be difficult to catch up with him.
In order to get Wang Bao to help him, he deliberately made up a lie, he said that he cuckolded Gao Bo, and he persuaded Wang Bao.
When Wang Bao was stealing his passport, the audience had already seen Gao Bo standing next to him, and he was discovered.
Quite a few people's hearts were raised.
"Discovered?"
"No, it's not good to be a teacher!"
As soon as the camera turned, everyone realized that Gao Bo didn't see what Wang Bao was doing, his face was covered with a mask, and his eyes were attached to cucumber slices.
Then he asked Wang Bao to help him with the SPA, and Wang Bao went into battle in order not to be discovered.
He didn't know how to do it at all, so he could only do it blindly, and did it in the same way as he usually made scallion pancakes, and in the end the action was too big, Gao Bo had already noticed that something was wrong, but he was stunned by a slap.
"Haha!"
"Talent, Wang Bao is really a talent!"
"SAP=Make cakes, I get it!"
"This is a high-end SPA!"
"I thought Wang Bao was stupid, but now I think he's quite funny~"
After Wang Bao's side is over, it will be Xu Lang's side.
The two of them didn't know which room was Gao Bo's room, so they went into one by one.
Xu Lang found that he had entered the wrong room, and the room he entered was the foreigner's room before.
As a result, he couldn't get out, and he was almost discovered, so he could only hide under the bed in a thrilling way.
As a result, the foreigner and the two shemales had a lot of fun in bed, and he was worse off than dead underneath.
Finally, he saw an opportunity, and when he was about to run out, he looked up and found three people standing in front of him.
"Savadika. Xu Lang said humbly.
As a result, he was punched.
......
Xu Lang and Wang Bao got on the train to Chiang Mai, and his photo was interrupted again by Wang Bao as he began to read.
USB was also thrown out of the train.
βiβm so sorryγ Wang Bao knew that he had done something wrong and apologized.
Xu Lang was very angry, he felt that he was driven crazy by Wang Bao, and he was angry with Wang Bao.
"What kind of zodiac sign are you, your personality is too split. Wang Bao complained.
The audience also couldn't stand Wang Bao a little when they saw this, and felt that this person was really annoying.
", isn't this Wang Bao a little forced?"
"This Nima also said that others have split personalities, and he himself is not a normal person!"
"Awesome, this is brain-dead thinking, maybe what is in the heads of these people is not normal people's thinking. β
"I thought Wang Bao was funny before, but when I saw this, I also thought he was a little too much. β
Some people like it, some people hate it, but at this time, the people who hate Wang Bao definitely account for the majority, and everyone feels a little sorry for Xu Lang.
After a while, Xu Lang and Wang Bao reconciled again, and Xu Lang was also regarded as gay on the train, which is funny enough.
Xu Lang was forced by Wang Bao and shouted loudly: "I will never cuckold others again!"
No matter how he explained to him, Wang Bao didn't believe it, and Xu Lang was helpless.
Xu Lang found the temple in the photo and left Wang Bao alone.
Wang Bao was caught by Gao Bo, and the two took a car to find Xu Lang.
"You're used to it!?That's something wrong with your wife......"
"It was your wife who seduced him first!"
"That's true love!"
In the car, Wang Bao sympathized with Gao Bo and assured him that Xu Lang would never cuckold him again.
Gao Bo thought that what Wang Bao was going to say was about Youba, and he didn't know that he was talking about being cuckolded, and when he heard these words from Wang Bao's mouth, he was really stupid.
Because of the poor information, the conversation between the two was very funny, and the audience laughed constantly.
This oolong is huge!
Xu Lang also looked in the wrong place, and ended up with two gangsters trading.
When he wanted to leave, Gao Bo and Wang Bao came to him, and the two of them were angry at Xu Lang.
Xu Lang hinted many times that something was wrong with the scene, and they all turned a blind eye.