Xiao E established a cultural and creative company, Wang Gui was very optimistic, and became the largest shareholder, and Ma Xing was the second largest shareholder. Xiao E formulated the company's medium and long-term development plan and decided to write a novel first, and then make it into a TV series. He can't write novels, so he learns how the masters write them first. First of all, learn how Mr. Lu Xun and Mr. Qian Zhongshu wrote about catching lice. Yes, if he is famous in the literary circles at home and abroad for writing about catching lice, it is more interesting than the British writer Maugham advertising and selling novels.

There is such a paragraph in "The True Story of Ah Q":

In the spring of one year, Ah Q was drunk walking on the street, and in the sunlight at the base of the wall, he saw Wang Hu catching lice there shirtless, and he suddenly felt that his body was itchy, and he also took off his torn jacket, and checked it once, I don't know if it was because of the new wash or because of carelessness, and after a lot of work, only three or four were caught. He looked at the Wang Hu, but one after another, two and three, only put it in his mouth and peeled it off.

Ah Q was disappointed at first, but then he was unhappy: there are so many Wang Hu who can't look down on him, but he has so few, what a big loss of decency! He really wanted to find one or two big ones, but he didn't, and it was easy to catch one, and he stuffed it in his thick lips with hatred, and bit it hard, and it was not as loud as Wang Hu's.

His leprosy scars were red, and he threw his clothes on the ground, spitting on them, and said:

"This caterpillar!"

"Leper dog, who are you scolding?" Wang Hu raised his eyes contemptuously and said.

"The Siege" writes about Fang Hong's encounter on the way to the university.

At this time, a girl of three or four years old crawled into her hair with her hands and shouted to the fat female shopkeeper. The fat woman patted the sleeping child in her arms with one hand and tickled the girl with the other. The five sausages in her hands were very sensitive, and she caught a louse in her hair and strangled them, so that the child spread out his palms and suffered them, and the corpses were heavy. The girl pointed her other hand at the dead lice, and counted it in her mouth: "One, two, five, eight, ten......" Miss Sun saw it and told Xin Lin, everyone felt itchy, so they went back to the bedroom to sleep. But the sight of Fang Cai made them wary of the bed, and Hong gradually went to bed, and after a while there was nothing, and he was about to go to sleep with confidence, when suddenly he itched, an itch that could not be ignored, an itch, an itch in two places, itching all over his body, and itching in his heart. Montmartel (Mo

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e) and the "World Flea and Lice Congress" at the Temple of Jerusalem were held in this Eurasian Hotel. Foreigners say that people with a keen sense of hearing can hear the coughing of fleas, and that night, the pointed ears should have heard that the fleas were full of gas. When I woke up in the morning, I didn't give the fleas and lice a good meal, and I was enough to clean up the leftover meat from the wreckage.

Interesting facts about lice fleas, Xiao E has seen such jokes. It is said that two Zen masters live in the same room, one meditates and the other sleeps. The sleeping Zen master felt itchy in his sleep, so he caught a lice with his hand, and tried to pinch it to death, but when he thought that he could not kill it, he threw the lice to the ground. After a while, it was still tickling, and he caught another lice and fell to the ground. After dawn, the meditating Zen master said that you have broken the precepts, brother, and the sleeping Zen master did not understand, and the meditation master said, "You have broken those two lice, one has broken two legs, and the other has broken three, I don't believe you found them and examined them carefully." The sleeping Zen master was unconvinced and said, "You are amazing!" Do you know what they are talking about? The meditation master shook his head, and the sleeping Zen master said, "They are discussing whether to have a baby next year."

Xiao E read these three stories to Ma Xing, and Ma Xing said that Mr. Lu Xun's novels by Mr. Qian Zhongshu are classics and cannot be tampered with, otherwise the Wenqu stars in the sky will be condemned. In order to increase the number of clicks, let's write more jokes about catching lice, and let Wang Ziqi talk about driving popularity on the live broadcast, and the small stories are big truths.

Xiao E said that we will recruit a few online writers, and the longer the writing, the better, at least 200,000 words, and there is no remuneration for writing below this number.

Wang Gui said that there are lice now, and the pesticides have already killed them. I haven't seen lice and fleas in the 80s and 90s. They can't write.

Ma Xing said that the theme of crossing the theme of cultivating immortals can be written, and this difficulty is not difficult for our post-90s.

When Wang Gui heard that it made sense, he hurriedly said: They can interview the grandparents, the old people have rich experience in catching lice.

Within a few days, the writers handed in their lice catching stories one after another. The following is an abbreviated text.

Story 1: Rolling method

On a sunny noon, Dad took off the "lice suit" and spread it on the stone slab in the yard, and the lice quickly came out of the clothes to bask in the sun, warm and comfortable. Dad was overjoyed, so he went back to the house and fetched a thick iron rod and smashed it hard at the lice or crushed it back and forth. From time to time, there was a crackling sound of lice crackling, and his face was bleeding, and Dad looked comfortable, as if it was the most beautiful music in the world.

When the pig is fattened, it should be killed!

Story 2: The Law of Temptation (Don't Go, Fellows)

Some lice are very cunning and quickly hide in the cracks of their clothes when they see danger coming. Grandpa didn't panic, and said: Don't go, fellow, prick your finger with a needle, drop a drop of blood in the center of your clothes, and for a while the lice didn't see the hand wearing armor, and the strong smell of blood was very tempting, so he came out to have a full meal, and after eating, he couldn't run, and was crushed to death by his grandfather's fingernails.

Story 3: Freezing to death

The most poisonous woman's heart. Grandma's eyes are not good, but she is the most patient. She put the clothes that the lice had set up camp in the ice and snow, and they froze for ten days and a half months, and even if they did not freeze to death, they would be starved to death.

Story 4: Boil in boiling water and soak in cold water

The big lice gave birth to small ones, densely packed, and the bite made the grandmother restless day and night. She asked her sisters how to deal with the blood-drinking insects, and they gave them a trick: Catch them all - boil! Put the clothes in an iron pot, set up a fire and cook for more than ten minutes, and then put them in cold water and soak them for a few minutes. When the lice encounter this kind of trick, they will only be wiped out.

Story 5: The Complaint Meeting

The unjust spirits of the lice ran to the king of Hades to complain, saying that the grandparents killed innocents indiscriminately, and the king of Hades said helplessly: You will be reincarnated in pigs in the next life, or you will be lice, pigs are no one smart, you can sit back and relax. When the lice heard this, they went away happily. Hades said unevenly: "You still want to turn over with those two of you?" joke!

At the end of the story, he gets to the point: who are lice? Retail investors in the stock market are lice, and they are at the mercy of the bookmakers.

The stock market is risky, and you need to be cautious when entering the market.

Wang Gui read these stories and felt that there was still no solution to the problem, so he asked Ma Xing to write down.

Ma Xing remembered the hexagram "Feng Shui Juan" he started and knew how to end it.

Pigs were sprayed with pesticides, and the lice soon became extinct.

The lice came to sue again, and the king of Hades said, "How about you go to be worms in the stomachs of human beings, eating and drinking spicy food all day long?"

The lice finally have a place to live.

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