Chapter 1162: Beauty and Dick Silk
At that moment, this beauty stepped on high heels, walked up to Zhou Yan domineeringly, took off her sunglasses, and stared at Zhou Yan with eyeshadow and long eyelashes and then widened eyes.
Sure enough, that's the case! Sure enough, that's the case! Luxury cars are an essential tool for picking up girls! If the boss's Volkswagen car is sitting under her ass now, this beauty won't come over.
Zhou Yan's heart was extremely emotional, and he sighed that the reality of this society, how could a woman's material and her appearance be so handsome...... You see that my brother's most handsome move hasn't been shown yet, she fell, and she came over by herself, it's too unchallenging, it's too unchallenging......
She smells so good, damn it, the bees are flying over, and when you go out, you pour a whole bottle of perfume on you?
To put it bluntly, Zhou Yan, who is still a virgin, can't resist the kind of aura emanating from this sexy woman at all.
Although he sighed in his heart that it was too unchallenging, the corners of Zhou Yan's mouth pulled out a smile mark that he had practiced in the mirror for a long time that was enough to fascinate thousands of girls, and then raised his head slightly, and said in a very elegant voice: "This beauty, is there something?"
"Your car?" asked the beautiful woman as she pointed at the car with her slender finger smeared with red nail polish, her brow furrowed even more.
"Beauty, what do you think?" Zhou Yan tried his best to pretend that he didn't care, as if this car was just the same, but he almost let out a sneeze without holding back, the smell of the perfume on the other party's body was too strong, Zhou Yan felt as if he was in a thousand flowers, and his vacation nerves were constantly stimulated by the rich fragrance.
"Think you're going to die. The beauty frowned and said with a look of disgust, "Where did you come from?" As she spoke, she pulled out a car key from her handbag.
In the next second, just when Zhou Yan felt that something was wrong, the white BMW sports car under his butt suddenly screamed "Didi ......", which frightened Zhou Yan and jumped up all of a sudden, and then he was already dumbfounded, this white BMW sports car turned out to be hers?
In an instant, Zhou Yan's face turned red, this pretending to be a complete fool was not enough, and he really had the urge to find a gap to get into.
Li Zedao in the car looked at it, and he couldn't hold back and smiled.
"Right...... I'm sorry...... I'm sorry...... Haha......" Zhou Yan smiled stiffly, and his butt quickly left the front of the car, "I'm just joking, just kidding......"
"Huh, are you kidding?" the beauty sneered and said, "Is it a joke, it's really hard to say, do you know that this car belongs to Miss Ben, and you see that Miss Ben is beautiful and moving, so you deliberately tried to talk to Miss Ben?"
"I didn't...... It's really a little joke, I'm really embarrassed...... I'm sorry...... "Zhou Yan's face is so hot, I can't wait to get into it through the crack in the ground."
The beautiful woman raised her eyebrows and swept her face from head to toe with an arrogant sneer: "Boy, do you think you can afford to drive this kind of joke? Do you know how much this car is worth? I'm afraid you can't afford to buy a car wheel for a whole year, damn, it's really unlucky, and you will have to wash the car again in a while." ”
"......" Zhou Yan's face turned even redder.
"Hillbilly, find a creative way to talk to you next time, go out and look in the mirror by the way, and don't look at yourself like a dog, and the toad still wants to eat swan meat. The beauty pointed at Zhou Yan's precept unrelentingly.
Zhou Yan was trained to be angry, blushing and stubbornly scolded, and said, "Yes, yes...... I'm a swan, you're a toad, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"
"Fuck, what do you mean?" the beauty instantly became angry, "Who do you say is a toad......?"
Zhou Yan didn't respond to anything, he returned to Polo as if fleeing for his life, opened the car door and got in.
Zhou Yan looked at Li Zedao's gloating smiling face, covered his face decisively, and said in a collapsed tone: "Boss, don't laugh, hurry up and drive, everyone is catching up, be careful to smash your car......"
Li Zedao smiled even more happily and said, "Let you be fine, pretend, now you have become a fool, right?"
Saying that, Li Zedao started the car quickly, and left directly after a quick reverse, and the screams of the beautiful woman floated outside the car: "Stinky and shameless dick silk goods, pretending to be forced goods, you stop, who are you talking about, stop for the old lady......"
Zhou Yan glanced at the angry woman standing there through the rearview mirror, and he was really palpitating, and he was almost scratched to death by this woman.
"What's the matter?" Li Zedao said with a smile, "That kind of woman, you can't afford to provoke." ”
"Boss, you're thinking too much...... However, what a beauty, that sexy leopard print heels, that long legs, tsk......" Zhou Yan said, and then a lewd smile appeared on his face.
Li Zedao had to look at him with that kind of extremely contemptuous eyes, a slut is a slut, he went to his grandmother's house.
"Uh...... No, Boss, why can't I afford to provoke ......it? Do you think she is not worthy of me?" Zhou Yan nodded thoughtfully and said, "Indeed, although she is a beauty, she is still not worthy of my handsomeness. ”
Li Zedao didn't bother to continue to despise this stinky and shameless guy.
Is that woman a beauty...... At least Li Zedao doesn't think she is. It's just that such a dress is a fatal temptation for Zhou Yan, but for Li Zedao, it is inevitably a little cheesy.
Besides, Li Zedao had already recognized her, knowing that she was the canary that Qin Shaofeng raised, in other words, this is a very pure money-worshipping woman, not to mention Zhou Yan, even Zhou Yan and his father may not be able to afford it, so Li Zedao told Zhou Yan that you can't afford to provoke her.
Zhou Yan didn't have classes in the afternoon, so he planned to go to his master's Grim Reaper to continue to receive the kind of death training of the Grim Reaper, and before going, Zhou Yan wanted to buy two bottles of good wine to send to his master to express his filial piety, so Li Zedao stopped the car at the door of a shopping mall.
"Boss, I forgot to bring money. Zhou Yan looked at Li Zedao, and a dog's tail flower bloomed on his face, "So, hehe......"
"......," Li Zedao was speechless, took out his wallet, took out a few hundred yuan, and smashed it on his face.
Zhou Yan smiled with a smiling face and said that Li Zedao asked his sister to ask for it, and his sister's boyfriend was rich.
Li Zedao was so angry that he beat him hard, this thing was honest, and he didn't dare to chirp crookedly.
After the two walked into the mall, Li Zedao pointed to the door of the supermarket and said, "You go in first, I'll go to the bathroom." ”
"Alright, boss, I'll be waiting for you in there. Zhou Yan nodded and smiled, "I wish you a thousand miles." ”
"Get out!"
What Zhou Yan didn't expect was that he had a lot of time in this small supermarket, but he couldn't find where the area where the wine was sold, but he collided with a woman.
Zhou Yan looked at the beautiful sister in front of him who was staring at him with extremely unkind eyes, and he really had an urge to turn around and run away, how could he be so coincidental in his heart, he actually met the beautiful owner of the white BMW car that he had caused the tragedy less than an hour ago in order to pretend to be forced.
She was so angry that she said she was a toad, so she caught up? But she didn't look like that kind of person with a small belly, so she ......
Zhou Yan's eyes widened slightly, because there was only one possibility, that is, she fell in love with herself at first sight and fell in love with herself, so she followed her here! Well, it must be like this! Whoever dares to say that someone is not a fool...... Well, Zhou Yan felt like he was a fool.
"Skynet is magnificent but not leaky, I didn't expect to meet you here, a toad. Deng Xiaomin said with a cold smile, the peach blossom eyes were full of unkindness.
"Heh......" Zhou Yan's flushed face should have squeezed out a smile and said, "Sister Beauty, I have already apologized, or ...... That's it?"
"Forget it?" Deng Xiaomin said with a sneer, "When you sit in my car and pretend to dirty my car and even call me a toad, you should think that this matter is not over." ”
"That'...... What do you want?" Zhou Yan swallowed his saliva and asked in a low voice, his eyes were a little afraid to face this woman, and he felt a little thirsty, which was a typical dick silk mentality.
"Get down on your knees, slap yourself ten times and say I'm wrong or I'll have someone come over and smash your ridiculous dick face, you choose. Deng Xiaomin said arrogantly.
"......" Zhou Yan's eyes widened slightly, and he whispered, "No need...... Right?"
"Do you kneel down and smoke your face yourself, or will I have someone come and smash your face and let you lie down and leave this supermarket, you choose...... Of course, you can also escape, but I, Deng Xiaomin, want to find someone in Phoenix City, that is a very easy thing, next time it will not be as simple as kneeling down and slapping your face to apologize, if you don't believe it, you can try. ”
Deng Xiaomin's face was cold and arrogant, and then he took out his mobile phone from his bag: "You choose, I'll only give you one minute to think about it." ”
Zhou Yan smiled dryly: "You...... This...... Excessive, isn't it?"
A sarcastic smile appeared at the corner of Deng Xiaomin's mouth: "It's too much, and you should have the consciousness of ...... dick, you have to put green onions on the pig's nose?"
Behind her, a mocking voice interrupted her words.
"A should have the consciousness of a, and she has to stick a green onion in a pig's nose? ”