"This is what you said, I want you to have a little rain with me, hehe. Xu Yan raised her hand, put one hand around Yang Yang's head and said, smirking and saying.

Yazi, who is not very smart after his wife is drunk, makes Yang Yang really big.

You must know that *** is a crime.

"Sheng, of course we have to give birth, as soon as we graduate from college, we will give birth immediately, and add a few more younger brothers and sisters to Xiaoyu. Yang Yangyang took the towel, wiped his neck, went straight down, and wiped the squeaky nest and other places.

I just took a shower yesterday, just drank a cup of sweet wine and coffee, and the bath is still forgotten.

"Hey, isn't it not born now?" Xu Yan shook her head, her hands and feet seemed to have their own consciousness, and they didn't stop.

When Yang Yang wanted to wipe her hands, Xu Yan suddenly pulled her hand out, pointed at Yang Yang's nose and said, "You lied to people, isn't your wife fragrant anymore?" ”

"You're fragrant, you're the most fragrant in the world, okay. Yang Yang put the towel into his wife's arms, picked her up and walked directly into the bathroom.

Turn on the stainless steel faucet of the sink in the bathroom and let out the steamy water slowly from the faucet.

Yang Yang continued to take the towel and wiped every detail of his wife's body.

When he finally put on Xu Yan in pajamas and went to sleep, Yang Yang was already sweating profusely.

Looking at his wife, who was already asleep on the bed, Yang wiped the sweat from his head with his clothes.

These sweats are all tired without discounting, and holding down a drunk wife is really a physical job, which consumes his energy very much.

Although he can't bathe his wife, he doesn't lose anything, and even makes blood.

......

The next day, the sun was shining outside, and Xu Yan, who was sleeping, slowly opened her eyes, and saw Yang Yang who was still sleeping for the first time, remembering that there was nothing to do today, so she shrank into his arms and prepared to sleep back.

But not long after closing her eyes, she suddenly realized something.

Xu Yan opened her eyes, pulled up the clothes on her body and saw that it was the pajamas she brought over to change and wash, and immediately understood that something was wrong.

She simply doesn't have all the memories she had since yesterday's coffee.

"Wake up, wake me up!" Xu Yan shook Yang Yang until Yang Yang woke up.

"What are you doing?" Yang Yang looked at his wife with half-propped eyelids, his eyes closed, his hands and feet hugged, controlled her, and then closed his eyes again.

Xu Yan struggled a few times, only broke free with one hand, broke Yang Yang's eyes, and said to him: "What happened last night, why don't I have any impression at all." ”

"Oh, last night, you ordered the wrong coffee yesterday, and you drank a cup of coffee mixed with a high number of liqueurs, and you got drunk. Yang Yang said lightly.

Xu Yan's face was not good all of a sudden, "Then who changed my clothes?"

"This kind of hard work is not your husband, who else can it be. Yang Yang's tone gradually began to complain: "I don't know where you got the strength after you got drunk, I almost couldn't hold you down." ”

Xu Yan: ......

"You didn't do anything else except change my clothes?" Xu Yanhu looked at Yang Yang suspiciously.

Talking about thinking about this and that all day long, such an opportunity is in front of him, and he doesn't grasp it?

"For example?" Yang Yang replied casually.

"*Cool. Xu Yan pressed Yang Yang's ear and whispered.

This really shocked Yang Yang, and suddenly opened both eyes, "How can you be innocent and innocent?"

Xu Yan rolled her eyes, "I don't know who drank too much for several nights, and when they came back, they hugged me and messed around, if it weren't for your hard work, I would have taken Xiaoyu back to my parents' house." ”

"Why I'm not impressed at all. Yang Yang was a little embarrassed.

"You've drunk broken pieces, and I picked up my clothes in the morning and washed them. Xu Yan puffed out her mouth and complained, "I'm drunk, and I don't know how bad it smells on my body, and I don't have any mood." ”

When Xu Yan spoke, the disgusted expression on her face was not concealed at all.

Yang Yang thought about it carefully, he did drink a lot of entertainment a few times, and he couldn't remember how he got home, and finally when he woke up in his own bed, he thought that he insisted on taking off his clothes and sleeping after getting home, but he didn't expect that there was such a black history.

"You're different, after you got drunk last night, you kept shouting to give birth to Xiaoyu...... "It's one thing to lose face, Yang Yang began to break the news about the tiger and wolf words that popped out of his wife's mouth last night.

Xu Yan was said by Yang Yangyue, her face became redder, and she felt her body carefully, and she was not uncomfortable at all, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

"As a result, you haven't done anything, and you're not as good as a beast. Blushing was blushing, but Xu Yan still retorted in a low voice.

"It is a fact that human beings are inherently inferior to beasts. Yang Yang didn't care at all: "Because it is not as good as it, it can be defeated, so it seems that human wisdom is strong." ”

Yang Yang pinched his wife's face, and the two of them looked at each other, "You are not allowed to drink in the future, do you know? ”

Through last night's incident, Yang Yang can basically determine that his wife's allergy to alcohol is just something that Xu's mother scares Xu Yan about.

But his wife's alcohol consumption is really not good.

"Got it" was looked at by Yang Yang up close, Xu Yan lowered her head embarrassedly and responded, but couldn't help muttering Yang Yang's previous words:

"I know that I am not bullying me for this reason. ”

If Yang Yang was asked if she was hungry for her body, Xu Yan knew that she must be hungry.

And the reason why Yang Yang let go of the best opportunity to take her body, Xu Yan also knew that it was not only the agreement between the two people, but also after determining each other's feelings, as a bargaining chip in an unequal relationship, teasing her with peace of mind.

Although sometimes Xu Yan feels that her husband is very annoying, but compared to her husband, satisfying her childish desire for pure love in this way also makes her moved by nothing else.

"What I plan to eat in the morning, I'm going to buy it. Yang Yang asked Xu Yan, and then got up from the bed.

It's already a big sun outside, and it's impossible to sleep until noon after being tossed by my wife like this, so it's important to fill your stomach.

"You don't have to go, I'll buy it for you. Xu Yan took the initiative unexpectedly, and before he could change his clothes, he had already run out of bed, went to the suitcase to hold a few underwear and clothes, and went to the bathroom to change.

Yang Yang was fine anyway, picked up the clothes next to the bed and started to change, planning to go to breakfast with Xu Yan.

At this time, his cell phone rang.

It was Qiao Kangyong calling.

Yang Yang: "Hey, teacher, is there something wrong?"

Qiao Kangyong: "This morning, the program team called me and said that I would do an interview with you. I would like to inform you."

Yang Yang: "So suddenly?"

Qiao Kangyong: "It's not sudden, you can see it on the Internet." ”

Yang Yang: ?

"Wife, don't go out, let's call the hotel service. Yang Yang shouted to Xu Yan in the bathroom, and then walked to the computer in the room.

Did they leave early last night and miss something?

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