0207 The old driver overturned
The big one can't stew in one pot, and the big wolf needs two barbecue grills......
Lu Datou walked on the road dejectedly, surrounded by dogs with barbecue flavors, and behind him were more than 3,000 human beings, driven by hundreds of purple-eyed little devils, he followed a convoy blankly and left the wetland park collectively.
"Husband!"
The rotten butt grabbed Lu Datou, and said suspiciously: "What did you say that Brother Ren said to Qing Ming, why did Qing Ming's attitude suddenly change?"
"Don't call me husband, bad luck starts with sleeping with your rotten ass......"
Lu Datou said with a gloomy face: "Except for the deaf and mute, as long as someone is willing to listen to my boss, he can bring the dead back to life, Qing Ming let him run naked before, but left him alive, which proves that the little slut has been trapped!"
"Then do we still want to continue to scold Brother Ren, I curse him every day without words......"
The rotten ass tightened his arms into his arms, but Lu Datou whispered: "Of course you have to scold! Don't let others know, anyway, if you do bad things, you will blame the boss, the more people hate him, the better, and I'll tell you why when I'm free!"
"Zhao Guanren, you bastard with a thousand knives, how could you be so miserable if it weren't for you......"
The dog raised his head and scolded directly, and the others also followed suit and scolded, some complained, some really hated, anyway, they scolded and scolded and hated if they didn't hate, this is the reason why Zhao Guanren has been working hard for more than half a month, and he can still unlock it.
At this time!
Zhao Guanren was sitting in the nanny car in front of him, Qing Ming sat opposite him with a cold face, Wang Mi and Zhou Xin knelt beside her, one helped her rub her legs and massage, the other held a wine plate and fruit, and the two girls served her like Lafayette.
"Look at it, now you know what it is......"
Zhao Guanren threw the wordless book of heaven to Qing Ming, and he had already added a few strokes with a marker pen on the cover, and the first page also traced more than a dozen lines of words for him, and the wordless book of heaven was directly turned into a worded book by him.
"Soul Eater Forbidden Technique! This is a very old exercise, very different from what we practice......
Qing Ming flipped through the book with a solemn face, Zhou Xin secretly glanced up, and was immediately glared at by her and scolded: "What to see, is this something you can read, all roll to the back and stay!"
"Yes......!
Zhou Xin got up in a panic and called for the nanny car to stop, and hurriedly ran down with Wang Mi, closed the door and the convoy set off again.
"You should take my word for it now......"
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said: "The last few missing pages are the Great Corpse Transformation Technique, which records the secret of the eternal night becoming a demon, so he never passes on the Great Corpse Transformation Technique, and there is also a small story, the Blue and White Twin Snakes, which is the story of you and Bai Ming!"
Qing Ming was shocked and said, "Blue and white twin snakes, are we beast clans, impossible!"
"It's just a metaphor, a woman's waist, a murderous knife, and a water snake's waist is a knife in a knife......"
Zhao Guanren said nonsense: "Hundreds of years ago, you and Bai Ming were both stunning beauties, with a good martial arts to eliminate violence and peace, so the bad guys slandered you as snake spirits, in fact, you are both human beings, Bai Ming's real name is Bai ...... Shallow, and your name is Qin Biqing!"
"Qin Biqing?"
Qing Ming said with a little excitement: "No wonder I like cyan things, it turns out that my name is Qin Biqing, this name is so good, then why did we become the dead and become the minions of the eternal night, and is Bai Ming really a woman?"
"I'll show you something......"
Zhao Guanren picked up his backpack, took out a red belly pocket from the inner lining, unfolded it and held it in front of Qing Ming and said with a smile: "You should know when you see this."
It's white, this is Bai Ming's belly pocket, I took it off her with my own hands that night in the cave room!"
Qing Ming dragged him over and exclaimed, "Oh my God, why is it exactly the same as my belly pocket, is she really my sister?"
"This can still be fake, otherwise where would you have the same belly pocket......"
Zhao Guanren pretended to be deep and said: "I don't know if you have any misunderstanding with Bai Ming, but Bai Ming must have you in her heart, but she has never dared to show it, after all, you were good sisters in life, if you are together again in this life, you and her will definitely be killed by Eternal Night!"
"Hmm!"
Qing Ming took a deep breath on his belly pocket, and said with a complicated face: "This is the smell of Bai Ming's body, I remember it very clearly, I really didn't expect her to be a woman, but what happened to me and her before I died, tell me quickly!"
"Eight million is only for one person, you should have heard this legend......"
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "Eternal Night is this person, he was a great teacher before he became a demon, and eight million people guaranteed him to destroy the Lord of Darkness, but after he got the Soul Suppression Tower, he became a demon himself, and you two heroines were also corpsed by him and became the big puppets under him!"
"I see!"
Qing Ming said angrily: "I said that we will not have the same appearance for no reason, and Eternal Night deliberately creates our contradictions, but you tell my sister the secret of opening the tower, which is equivalent to telling Eternal Night, and Eternal Night can know all her secrets with soul searching!"
"He can't open a ...... if he knows it"
Zhao Guanren got up and sat beside her, hugged her and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law told you that the tower keeper must have three conditions, love, justice and courage, even if Yongye finds such a person, it is impossible for the other party to help him open the tower, just like me, understand?"
"Brother-in-law, I didn't expect you to be such a great person......
Qing Ming hugged his waist and said: "No wonder my sister chose you as her husband, then let's not go to open the White Bone Altar, we will be a family in the future, sister-in-law can't let you take risks anymore, otherwise my sister will have to be widowed!"
"Hehe~ Count you as having a conscience......"
Zhao Guanren touched her soft and boneless waist and asked, "Qingqing!What is the White Bone Altar, and why is Blood Ji guarding that ghost place?"
"Actually, it's a coffin, a place where the bones of the old black devil are stored......"
Qing Ming raised his head and said: "The old black devil was crushed and scattered, and his soul was torn into eighteen pieces, but there were still fragments of bones and personal things, so that his dead man was stuffed into the white bone altar, hoping to bring him back to life one day, but he was also suppressed by a force!"
"That's not right!"
Zhao Guanren was shocked: "Blood Ji obviously wants to establish herself as a king and bring the old black devil back from the dead, wouldn't she find a father for herself, she can't keep her mouth and break the coffin, there must be something she wants in it!"
"yes, what she wants must be a baby, and we want it too......"
Qing Ming said: "The altar was blown up from the Soul Suppression Tower, and there is also the key to the secret realm, we sent someone to get the altar back, but we were ambushed by the Black Devil, but the blood queen couldn't open the altar, so Si Ming asked me to take you over to give it a try!"
"Si Ming is the head of the Eighteen Demon Kings......"
Zhao Guanren looked at her thoughtfully, Qing Ming nodded and said: "Yes, he has been guarding the west, and he was transferred back this time to meet the Black Demon Clan, I'm afraid that the blood queen is also looking for you, after all, you and Zhang Xinyue are old friends, they will definitely let you help!"
"Next month's Armageddon, but I can't refuse ......"
Zhao Guanren hugged her and said, "My second lady is in the hands of the Seven Evils, and the Blood Ji will take the Seven Evils first, if I don't help, they will definitely kill Zhou Miao."
Unless...... You rescue Zhou Miao, our family hides and sits on the mountain to watch the tiger fight, and let them kill you to the death!"
"It's easy! That little slut saw me, and he only called my mother......
Qing Ming touched his face and smiled: "Brother-in-law, you are the heir of the White Jade Academy, and the treasures are in your hands, you tell the truth to your sister-in-law, are you sure to defeat the Eternal Night or the Blood Queen, our sisters are always controlled by the Eternal Night, and there is no way!"
Zhao Guanren patted her buttocks and smiled: "It's just a matter of time, when I digest the treasure of Baiyu Academy, I'll let Yongye call Dad!"
"Time, you, mom, you don't have the ability, what kind of uncle do you pretend......"
Qing Ming suddenly knocked him to the ground with a punch, stood up and stepped on his chest hard, glared and scolded: "You liar full of lies, you are still white, Qin Biqing, you haven't watched "Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms" when I am idle, my mother watches TV series when she is idle, I am a gold member of the year!"
"You little slut......"
Zhao Guanren scolded angrily: "You turned your face before I finished speaking, "The Legend of the White Snake" is adapted from your sisters, it is a story that has been handed down thousands of years ago, and there are many people with the same name and surname, what a bullshit TV series!"
"You still dare to weave it, see what is embroidered on it......"
Qing Ming slammed the belly pocket on his face, and said angrily: "This is the belly pocket embroidered by the old lady herself, with a blue character embroidered on it, and a white character, you think that the same is a sister, the old lady was not this face before, stupid!"
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren raised his belly pocket and was stunned, and the word "green and white" was embroidered on the two mandarin ducks, but he quickly reacted and said in shock: "Damn! You can't really be so bloody, you fell in love with Bai Ming, Bai Ming abandoned you, and then you hated from love?"
"Get out!"
Qing Ming roared angrily, only to hear a "bang" sound, the car door and Zhao Guanren blew up at the same time, Zhao Guanren fell on the side of the road with a dog eating, gnawing on a mouthful of mud.
"What's going on, boss......"
Lu Datou and the others all ran out in shock, Zhao Guanren raised his head and spit out a few mouthfuls of mud, crying and mourning: "I can't believe my intuition, I temporarily changed the script, but the real script is more bloody than I thought, this time it is a widow who died of her son - there is no hope at all!"
"Get into the pit!"
Qing Ming shouted again in the car, and the convoy suddenly stopped beside a wasteland, and the ground trembled violently in the blink of an eye.
A few minutes later, the ground collapsed, revealing a huge black hole, and then a roar of "whoop" was heard, and a huge giant corpse warrior general crawled out of the hole, staring at a pair of fierce purple fire eyes, standing proudly in the wilderness like an iron tower.
"All go into the pit, don't rub ......"
The little devils began to drive away the human race, and thousands of people cried and shouted to move forward, and Lu Datou said in fear: "Boss! This is going to be real, if you can't do it, you can run alone, and then find a way to save us, it's better than the group being wiped out!"
"Run, run, run! Lao Tzu's tricks haven't been used up yet, let's see who can have the last laugh......"
Zhao Guanren strode forward, although he could borrow a chicken to act, and he could escape five hundred meters away in a second, but he finally recovered his male demeanor, if he let him abstain from sex for another half a month, in case the little brother forgot the feeling of raising his head, he would be completely wasted.
The rotten ass led Lu Datou and said in a trembling voice: "Brother......! Have you walked through the corpse road, you won't go in and turn us into zombies, right?"
"Hmph~"
Lu Datou snorted coldly: "What's so great about the corpse road, isn't it just a little chili oil, and it's the same as calling dad when you go to the end!"